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>>16948021
not unless you have a dick

lmao

>>16948021
Top kek, if this is honestly serious, he has pubic lice. Yes you can get public lice too.

Hipsters? Humans? Black t-shirts? Red shelves? Peach fuzzes?

General deviation

>>16948025
This is how you reply. Click the longass number from above the post and whammo! That's how you reply proper!

Next up, the fuck is general deviation? Anti-hipsterisms? Ironic antiprogression? Diarrhea?

Carpentry is about the most robot proof job. White collar will disappear as AI gets stronger.

>>16948008
I guess some types of welding will be safe for a while yet. All the welding in car factories is done by robots, there are pipe welding robots and ship building probably uses at least some automation. However, there's allways repair work. For instance, having a bot weld up the hole in the bottom of my van wouldn't be practical - you'd either have to spend three times longer programing it to do that particular spot than it would take to do it by hand, or you'd need an AI complex enough that it could figure it out on its own, but for someone to buy a machine like that and run it at a profit they'd likley have to charge me more than the van was worth for a 10 minuite job.

>>16948040
>Carpentry is about the most robot proof job
As a chippe I honestly don't think that's right. There is a machine for literally every possible task, and off the top of my head I can't think of anything at all that has to be done entirley by hand. Machines generally produce work at a level of a well skilled guy too. For example we've a board cutting robot in the yard. I can produce a cut just as clean and straight by hand, by measuring out, marking up, sawing, and planing. Halving a 2440 board like that might take me, say, 10 minuites. With the robot, you lay the board on it, enter the size you want it cut to and hit go. The whole process takes a couple of minuites, and most of that is the time it takes me to set it up, the arm cuts at 300mm/sec, so if you had another machine doing the lifting it'd be making 10 cuts in the time it takes me to do one, without making any mistakes, without stopping to go outside for a smoke and without expecting to be paid £150 a day.

Making robots.

If that job gets taken over, humanity is fucked so your job won't be an issue.

>>16948005
probably because in the span of 10 years he focused on his life while you didnt do shit

>all the girls only care about one night flings

literally lol

Why are you pissed off? Because you always thought you were better than he was, and here he is, more successful than you.

>>16948023
no shit captain obvious

More than half of movies/tv series are based on books. Just pick something you like and search the wiki on the topic, you´ll probably find out how the character looks in the book that way...

Other way is to actually read something (even short)

>>16947992
sounds pretty lame

>>16947992
>Anonymous 03/23/16(Wed)07:40:48 No.1694
>I was invited to go to a party this weekend. It's hosted by a group of friends

Don't go, run, jump. what? no!

Suck it up and keep it or sell it on facebook/craigslist/whatever

Bump for long shot of anyone else having experiences.

>>16947973
Give it back, they might bitch at you depending on much of a fucktard the librarian is but just nod and say sorry, mentally giving her the finger.

How pathetic do you have to be to give up on girls?

>>16947963
Pathetic enough to go three years without so much as a kiss, apparently.

>>16947970
Jesus Christ, cry me a river.

Maybe it's because you smell funny.

do you have feelings for her?

>>16947923
As a femanon...I tell guys they are funny in only 3 cases:
1. They told a good joke, showed me a funny picture, etc.
2. I have a crush on them and am trying to be flirty (I don't have very good flirting skills).
3. I am extremely uncomfortable with something you just said but I don't want to say nothing and I don't know what else to say.

>Are you in crisis? Call the National Suicide Prevention Lifeline at +1 (800) 273-8255.

>>16947928
Like I said, I can't bring myself to do it. I have too strong of a self preservation instinct. But I think about it everyday. And I wonder what it would be like. But again, I'm a coward

>>16947921
>does it make me a coward that I want to kill myself but can't bring myself to do it?
No. It just means that you don't want to die. You want the pain to end, which is totally reasonable, but it's not the same thing.

If anything makes you a coward, it's the way you let your fear of social situations prevent you from meeting people, even though you're so lonely. This would end your pain. In fact, it's probably the only thing that can, since you have already shown that you would not, in fact, rather die.

What I'm not sure you realize is how common a fear this is. Almost everyone experiences it, some more than others, and you probably experience it more strongly than many, but most people have at least an inkling of what you feel. But you can't wait to not be afraid anymore, or it'll never happen. Courage isn't when you aren't scared; it's when you ARE scared, but you do it anyway. Be brave, and live.

And serioiusly, fuck this meme of not being to kill yourself meaning you're a coward. Fuck it right in the nostrils.

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Dump the crazy, get with the daisy.

>>16947902

>Recently I sent her a copypasta about ejaculation that I found amusing. This ended with her going into a tirade about how I'm sexist and a "part of the problem with the men in this world."

Hah, you're both social retards. You're perfect for each other

>>16947907
>social retards
Haha, not going to try arguing that.

Miniature golf

you're only 19, so you're not behind in any way. it takes a long time to figure out how to do shit effectively when it comes to dating.

first off, you don't tell her you're looking for a relationship. i could get into all the reasons for this, but in the end all you really need to know is that the only thing that works is like you said, be yourself, but also be one step behind her romantically. you'll want to ask her if she has feelings for you, but if she had feelings for you enough to WANT to hear a question like that or have a conversation about that shit it would be SO OBVIOUS that you wouldn't need to ask. so you DO NOT want to be the one to bring that shit up. you want to just hang out with her, get her to like you, wait for her to bring it up.

how do you get her to like you? you already know--be yourself. but that doesn't really help, i know. what you really need to do is have your own shit going on, and let her feel like she's getting to be a little part of your world. you know how the most attractive people, the ones you got the biggest crushes on, barely even knew you existed? they didn't look around wondering where you were, they didn't bend over backwards to make you feel special, they just did their own thing. so just do your own thing and bring her into your wold a little bit sometimes.

keep it pulled back. no "hey it was great hanging out with you i really think we had a connection but i'm not sure you feel the same way blah blah blah". you never need to explain yourself unless she specifically asks, and even then explanations aren't always her business. never send a text that's longer than one page. you want to see her again? don't tell her what you want, let that want motivate your actions. you want to see her, invite her to do something. don't tell her how you feel, don't explain yourself to her, just do whatever you feel like doing. if she goes along with it, she's into it, if she doesn't go along with it...i mean there's no mystery there.

>>16947919
also don't put all your eggs in one basket. you're looking for a girl to date, hopefully a serious relationship, but you don't want to force a relationship with someone. just focus on trying to get laid. talk to whoever you want, talk to multiple girls, do as much as you can with them (carefully). if they want to have the "what are we" talk and make it more serious, and you want to be more serious with them, go ahead and drop the other girls you're hanging out with and get more serious. i mean you don't have to be fucking a million girls at once, or even more than one, but you don't have to be totally devoted and exclusive to a girl you're just starting to get to know, even if sex is involved (although it's safer).

honestly, girls are stupidly attracted to pieces of shit. so if you kind of act like a piece of shit, but deep down you're a good guy, you have a better chance of winning her over. it's like going undercover.

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You are just a late bloomer.

not sure if youve had a gf or anything before, but before my first i had no clue how people could love someone romantically like that. during the firsr one and a half months as much as i liked her and thought she was attractive there wasnt any romantic feelings. however they just developped and once they did i could understand love despite not yet loving her. for me it was just one of those things you could only understand once youve experienced, and that will come to you some day

Same problem here, instead of worrying try to hang out with people according to your own needs, you'll be surprised how many relationships/marriage baaarely have "love" as a cornerstone of the relationship, just try not to be such a dick with your attitudes and you'll be ok.

You're fine it's mainly how you use it. Every girls different. But most part it's how you use that shit thas what matters. Size doesn't matter. Only time it matters if you have a man clit. But 6inch penis and can't fuck a girls brains out then you got a problem, then expect you're gonna be skilless fag who can't use his dick.. Your fine op it is

>>16947866
>>16947866
Women have no issue with an average sized penis.
Women have an issue with people who do not try to make them enjoy sex, and focus on only themselves.
Your hands, mouth and words are more important in the bedroom than your penis.
I have a very thick penis. I am speaking from experience.

>>16947866

>have a 6inch penis

That's good.

ignore, carry on with life.

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So many girls, so little time.

>Make that your mantra

>>16947849
You've already blown your chances with her. Move on.

If you begin strength training now and build a better physique and become more attractive through better grooming, skincare, etc. you can stumble into her a few months down the road and she may decide to give you another chance but for now its off the table.

Also don't text chicks when drunk and horny, it only looks desperate.

>>16947848

Do you have a job? Any goals or ambitions besides "get gf?"

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>>16947848
Establish daily goals/needs like brushing teeth, washing dishes, showering,

Establish weekly goals/needs like washing clothes and sheets, balancing your budget, shopping for food and whatnot

make sure you get 8 hours of sleep a night

>>16947848
If you don't love the person don't be in the relationship, stay friends. That'd be sweet.

Take up yoga, learn meditation techniques, they really do help a great deal.

read George McDonald, it'll really change your life for the better.

maybe go to the library and get a book on nutrition? Banana for breakfast eh?

Don't kill yourself, it's rubbish. Do something happy, like play a vintage arcade game

Double Dragon is fun!

https://youtu.be/rTy6NS7Bciw

:O)