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Ausfag here. I've brought a laser and taser or "anti wolf device" online and they got in fine but it was only one of each, if you're buying a lot you will probably get caught, as for the riot fear and smoke bombs, if it's actually classed as stab resistant you could very well go to jail and the smoke bombs I assume would come in under explosive devices unless your seller has been very clever, again landing you in jail.

The police here dont know shit about the law and as soon as they heard riot gear you would probably end up on a list of some sort. Your best bet would be to contact a good lawyer and be completely open about what you're doing, a good lawyer would more than happy to help for a fee.

>>16951147
What the fuck are you planning?

>>16951194
this

Is it normal to tell your significant other all about the kinky sex you used to have with your ex?

>>16951010
Post boots

They wouldnt happen to be shiny black docs would they anon?

>>16950895
Bump

>>16950895
Are you using any kind of protection? Lube? Numbing gel?

Do you have sex? Has a dude ever cum on your skin?

>>16951001
No protection with oral, none of that other stuff.
Yeah we have sex, and yeah I've had cum on my skin, I don't think I get a reaction. It's only when it's in my mouth, I haven't given head to a lot of different guys so I wasn't sure if it was normal or not. The day I got my current partners cum in my mouth I felt the tingly feeling in my mouth and then like 15 or 20 minutes later I felt sick to my stomach and I got really light headed. I drank water but still felt sick to my stomach. He didn't cum inside my mouth but I did lick it off of his hand lel

>>16950863
>I feel like dating has passed me by and the only thing left is now females with fucking kids already.
What makes you think you deserve any better? You said it yourself, you're a manchild. Why would a girl want you unless she's desperate?

>>16950869
>What makes you think you deserve any better?
Nail on head desu

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Support them in whatever they choose to do. They're technically an adult now and can make their own decisions. I'd be concerned if they weren't making any progress through life but it's not my job to take care of them anymore.

Stop worrying about fixable shit, get it done instead.

>>16950852
Kill the dog in a discreet way or take it to the pound. I truly feel bad for the animal for having shitty owners, but it could potentially get rabies and bite a child.

How old are these people by the way? Do you have ways to videotape them in action?

Catch the dog and take it to a shelter. They'll have to pay to get it out. Hopefully it will keep them from letting it run around

You should make sure to know your rights and leash law if it exists where you live.

If you have (video) proof that a dog attacks unprovoked more than once or twice the city government can order it to be put down.

>>16950734

become qt tranny

you should be glad its up to you to do the heavy lifting, it means the ball is in your court, now drive to the hoop and dunk it famalam

>>16950743

Compared to women who literally have bfs on demand 24/7?

>should i give my ex another chance?
Never.

>>16950171
i get that's the rule of thumb, but it's not like we didn't get along or fought all the time.

when i look back at it, i think how busy our school was and how he wasn't able to keep up with the work load on top of his other responsibilities is what caused the neglect.

is there something else i'm over seeing?

In my opinion, you did unfairly. Feeling neglected is really bad, but breaking up was too much.
Have you talked since then? If he is as great as you describe, he could've been claimed long ago.
And, dunno, isn't it a bit off to return to a person you dumped like this? Like "oh, I didn't end up with anyone after all, and now I suddenly miss you, so you have to get together with me"
If he is willing to give you a chance too, go for it, maybe?

Quite humorously, dumped a person I like for similarly stupid reason, still crushing over for two years. He hasn't forgiven me.

take it to /soc/ fgt

>>16949884
This, or >>>/fa/.

You look like a faggot, seriously, and try-hard to boot.

Wow, you are very good looking! You seem like you have a pretty good sense of style. I would date

i'm going to get so much shit for this, but i have used a condom once in my life. and i have been sexually active since 15 years, having had 15 sexual partners. i hate them. they ruin everything. i know it is riduculously immature and dangerous but i can't get used to those fuckers.

>>16949453
You didn't answer the question

>>16949445
I'm 31 and married. As far as physically gratifying things, I have not found anything in life that comes close to the satisfaction of releasing some pent up arousal into a creampie.

I'm married and my wife puts out a lot and is a pro at NFP (8 years married and no unplanned pregnancies) so it doesn't involve great lengths, especially since we get along.

Back when I was banging my first girlfriend I was driving two hours to spend a weekend with her at college to bone her, also bareback (she was on the pill). Got a ticket once. So that's probably the most work I've ever had to do for sex in the immediate sense.

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Girls just want massages. They tolerate sex with us smelly idiots to get the massages.

Femanon here. There's no way to hide a small dick. One way or another, she's gonna find out. Your only chance here is that she genuinely likes and cares about being with you enough that she will over look your size, and that sex doesn't matter much to her. My advice is to date virgins. They won't know any better.

there are penis enlargement pills try those

>>16947525
Girls, how could I tell if you like hanging out with me or if I'm a pest to you?

Men and Women in relationships

What are some things your significant other does to turn you on?

Schizoid here, im not particularly attractive more like a 5/10 and i cant talk to girls in Facebook, why? Do i need therapy? What do you think? I cant seem to talk to girls because it makes me anxious that theres someone else beside me trying to get her, is this normal?

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>>16947314
Denver reporting in!~
>how often do you smoke?
I am currently on week 3 of no smoke, no thc of any kind. My maximum level before this was:
>Bowl before work
>200-300mg of edibles at work during lunch
>1-3 dabs after work
>Bowl before bed
That was my maximum status.
>how do you feel about being high in front of, say, family, or a girlfriend/boyfriend?
How do I feel? I feel like I'm going to do whatever the fuck I want and they're welcome to not spend time with me if they can't be OK with my choices.

Barring that /internettoughguyshit though, my ex smoked weed daily, so it was something we did together. At work? I had to keep it on the down low because I could have been extremely fired. I only let my closest, trusted friend at work truly know how high I was.
>do you let your senpai know when you get high or how often you get high?
I try to spend time with people who *accept* me. NOT *enable*, but *accept*. Huge difference. I like people who can let other people make their choices and still be courteous or non-judgemental. Life is too short to put up with the herpa derpa crowd.
>I was embarrassed
It's your life, your choice, your consequences. As long as you aren't trying to put your consequences on others or infringe on their rights... I don't think that being embarrassed is mentally or emotionally healthy. It's YOUR life sir. YOUR choices. YOUR consequences. THEY don't really have shit to do with it.
>she suggested
And what are motivations for doing so? Are you hurting her in some way... or is she just being controlling because she's uncomfortable with it?

>>16947334
>>16947314
>TL;DR: how much do you guys think is too much?
Well... after being high every day (see maximum status) for exactly 1.5 years, my take on weed is this:
>weed is a drug
>you must make the drug fit your life, not make your life fit the drug.
Weed has severe emotional and physical effects on me. It got to a point where I couldn't eat unless I was high. I couldn't sleep. Emo mood swings all the time. Sweating. Lots and lots of sweating.

To me, that meant it was time to tone it down. I started experimenting, and I found I couldn't yet control myself to a point to make it healthy for my life. I would take a week break... followed by a week of maximum status. At this point, I'm going for a month break to detox.. and i won't lie, it's been rough. Insomnia, lost weight, sweating, pain, etc. I'm sleeping and eating OK now, but my god the nightmares. Nightmares every night. People dying, getting ripped apart, getting raped, just really fucked up stuff.

It's getting better every week. When I've hit a month, I'm going to ease myself back in and see if I can't find a nice balance between smoking (which I love) and being healthy (which I also love).

Weed is a drug. Master it, or it will master you.

Used to smoke, bought a couple vaporizers and now I use that.

>often?
Every day I don't work, so 2-3 days a week. multiple times, i vape the old stuff I left in the chamber at high heat once before I exercise, using it all up. then i use my portable vape after i'm done on the treadmill/weights in my garage gym.

>family gf/bf
I don't like it in front of my mom. She's more tolerant now that I vape instead of smoke now, and dad doesn't care. We split a fat sack of regs, and he's got a vape now too he uses before watching tv/bed.

>let senpai know
I have no idea what you're talking about.

As for you, I feel bad you're feeling guilty about it. But then again, you're not a total loser and actually have a GF. All the girl's I've been with have been pro-pot so I have no idea what it'd be like without it. I used to not care about smoking on days I work but I don't like appearing like a degenerate.

I actually kind of get off on keeping it secret from everyone.

>>16947205
I would never marry someone with so little respect for me that I would even consider that possibility.

>>16947225
This right here

Yeah, but I'd get over it. It would be a much bigger problem if she wanted the kids to have two last names.

Why do people insist on coming here and asking stupid questions that can be answered by a quick google search? It's not fucking hard, people. Literally all it takes is the most basic possible research skills. Anyone can do it in ten seconds.

regardless of what other people think, say, want me to think, shit is good right now and it's only gonna get better. dunno what to tell you all.

people not wit it can hit it.

to you,
you know, its always been you for me. I really can't explain why, it's not even really a conscious choice, it just is and always has been since I met you. it's like a vibration somewhere in my chest; it started as a cacophony of confused beats like an artsy jazz song and has become a low bass tone that I leave alone. it has hurt me, it has distracted me, its damn near destroyed me... though if some of the greatest thinking minds of history are to be believed thats part of the essence of love lol.

I say this cause I saw a woman that looked like you today, again. there's a silhouette forever burned into my mind, a hair color, a look, a voice. a feeling I haven't found since. and for a second I thought i saw all of it in a silver TT.

It started me thinking, what if you were here? what if we met today? it feels like things are finally coming together and I wonder if the light I've found could match the one you always seemed to have now. I wonder if you still have the same look in your eyes that felt so contagious?

I started thinking that I need you in my life, or someone very much like you, because the mark you made on my life never went away... though perhaps it was too soon for things to line up right.

well that's all the time I have today for this. I've got a lot to do, too much to get sentimental and weird.

I hope that you are living the absolute best life.

>>16946481
My husband had a red audi tt when we met. He had wanted a silver one but they only had red or something when he bought it.

I'm on the same boat as you anon, except I got lucky and earned scholarships based on my PSAT so that I can put less of a burden with college. I suggest you start with community college and work your way up there. If not, did you at least apply for FAFSA? I don't think they started sending financial aid packages so I think if you applied, you'll get some kind of a loan to help you with college

>>16944261
I live in Canada but I could apply for student loans but I don't want to be I don't want to be thousands of dollars in debt right out of the gate. I'm not exactly sure about our financial aid programs for students here but I should probably get educated. I don't have amazing grades in anything so scholarships are out of the window. My best bet would be to apply for grants simply because of how many get un applied for in my province but it wouldn't cover very much

>>16944216
I'd recommend military but, I don't think it'd be good for you. Coast Guard is a better option.

As for losing weight....

Change your diet, white meat and greens, salads preferably. take antibiotics and fiber with water, cleans out your system, makes your digestion and metabolism work a little bit better.

I'm sorry I can't offer any better advice, anon. I'm pretty drunk right now.