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>for my birthday
>she's really curious to try, I'm the only guy she has ever been with but she fooled around with a few of her girlfriends
Top kek, do you really think she's doing this for you?

>>16950228
I know she is, but I don't care if she is getting something out of it as well. If she wants to pick up and fuck other girls I'm cool with it as long as I get to fuck them as well.

She's got some pretty hot friends who like to fool around. Plus we live in Thailand so finding horny European chicks for threesoms will be fairly easy as well.

>>16950238
It would be pretty funny if she was going to get her female friends to cuck you.

>bang random 10's just once
>they never come back for more
>obviously not satisfied
>repeat 50 times
>get std's

You are now James Bond.

>you'll never be Sean connery

>>16950216
>implying they don't at least try to find him
>implying he actually gives them a means to

>implying he doesn't bring condoms to prevent stds and little Jimmy Bonds
>implying his suit lining isn't made of condoms
Shit's 99% effective, why do you think he never gets hit by bullets

Homosexuality. Otherwise you really can't. You're expecting all of the emotional closeness of mutual attraction with none of the romantic feelings. That's ridiculous.

>>16950151
I kind of had a crush on him and wouldn't mind choosing only one option.
But it was too late to choose.

>>16950167
And now you can't have that level of emotional closeness as a result. Remember this the next time you hesitate.

>>16950138
Xcom 2 is fun

ANIME, lad

>>16950557
Any recommendations? Opm was the first show I watched in a long time and really enjoyed. Generally I really dislike moeblobs and fanservice but like action.

>>16950092
OP, sorry to say, but people honestly can't or don't plan things anymore, at least not any millennials. You basically have to just show up at their place unannounced to actually do shit. I really wouldn't take it personally. Due to the internet and social media we are all becoming increasingly antisocial. If you're lucky you'll meet someone with one actual hobby, but everyone else just works 9-5, commutes, goes home eats dinner, and sleeps, effectively living day by day. It's why those meetup sites and shit like /soc/ are so popular. People have literally forgotten how to socialize traditionally.

>>16950202
This

Basically with my friends if we're gonna hang out we call it in like 2 hours before hand and if you don't go you don't go, ifs rare we plan anything

People aren't as interesting as they claim or are perceived to be. 70-90% of the population are incredibly boring, simple people. They don't travel, they don't explore, they don't have varied interests. They just eat, work, sleep, and fuck. It's the reason working out is so popular as a "hobby". It's complete tedium. Do X reps of Y weight Z times, or just job on treadmill for X minutes. It's got many benefits of course, but it's something literally any idiot can do so long as they aren't disabled.

The world has become significantly less exciting the more secular we become and the more dependent on tech we become.

Case in point, delete facebook, twitter. See how many people actually put in effort to call or contact you for anything

I`ve seen some ugly people having beautiful kids. Anyway, just imagine if this us what you want to wake up to every morning. Fuck the ”that`s shallow to dismiss someone over their face”, because the truth is that sexual attraction is one of the building blocks of a good and healthy relationship.

>inb4 sex is not everything

ONE of the building blocks.

Teenage here, if we "clicked" I would.

>>16950088
Honestly? Probably not, unless I REALLY liked their personality.

>Now, what I'm wondering is, is there any way for the financial aid folks to know about the cash I have in paypal? Or will I be fine reporting no income and get my aid to do this certificate program?

If the IRS finds out, financial aid will find out because typically the money you get from fafsa is federal(pell grant/stafford loan) and you'll be liable to pay it back.

Of course, you COULD still amend your taxes and refile your FAFSA submission but this is /adv/ and good advice is for faggots.

>>16950046
This guy sound like an asswipe, but he's right. Chances are that they'll make you go get an income statement from the irs.
Be sure to make an appointment and don't wear boots or you'll have to remove them when going through the metal scanners
Google the number for requesting an appointment

>>16950046
>>16950059
If they make me get an income statement from the IRS, is there any way for the IRS to know or find out about the cash I have in paypal? There is no paper trail connecting me with the people who paid me, it's all on paypal, and paypal doesn't report your income unless you make $20,000 and more than 200 sales.

Or could I just go for an income statement reporting zero income and be fine?

I don't do anything. I just act. There isn't one singular thing that makes you like this, it's more like a series of epiphanies over a period of time that eventually change the makeup of your character.

>>16950036
So I have less or more control over it than I think? Or is the nature of my control different than I seem to think?

>>16950049
http://waitbutwhy.com/2013/10/why-procrastinators-procrastinate.html

i first read this article years ago and it was very helpful to understanding and recognizing the symptoms of procrastination. of course, over the years other things have affected me too(quitting games and anime, getting a job, interacting with real people and having IRL problems) but it's a decent start.

pump and dump

>>16950015
cancer

>>16950008
>What does someone do in this situation?

By all means, continue to enable her emotionally unsatisfying relationship with her boyfriend by being her supportive, reliable conversational companion. You can look forward to years of talking to her while he spends years fucking her.

>>16949974
>still woke up to only my family being happy because I'm healthy again. My so called "friends" didn't even bat an eye

the fact that you're surprised marks you as a dumbass in my book and thus, not worthy of my /adv/ice.

have a nice day princess

>>16949974
Yes. Some studies show long-term depression can occur from even minor head trauma. The brain is a complicated thing, and losing consciousness, suffering from amnesia, and getting a concussion are not small minor or a little deal, it's a very serious head injury. good luck.

>>16949974
Can you give some examples of differences?
I think that changes to the brain risk changes to personality.

>>16949957
i do this too, i think it's kind of normal.

on the other hand, it humbles a person. if i see something cringe-worthy happen to someone else, i give them a pass because i've probably done a bunch of regrettable things too.

Every time you think of something cringe, just remember you aren't those autists in those minecon videos

Embarrassment is, regrettably, a natural part of your brain chemistry. I read a paper about this once and it said that since humans evolved in communities of around 20-100 people it provided the evolutionary advantage of reinforcing social cohesion by preventing people from acting too far out of social norms.

Just try to ignore it if you can.

probably mixed ammonia and bleach

>>16949935
Bleach and ammonia and agitating it by scrubbing?
Yep.

OP here.. she's dead. I have to go.

>>16949916
>I have this mental block that just restrains me from it, just some sort of mechanism that reminds me of all the shit relationships I have and how much better I could be doing had I made better decisions before.

Forget the past and the shit relationships. The only thing that matters is the present moment and what you're doing with it. You have to work past this mental block, because putting the work in is what's going to put distance between you and whatever mistakes you've made.

>>16949951
You're right anon. Its just when I go over the point of life to myself, I consider the things I'm doing which benefit myself and my peers. I'm pretty used to intimidating and envious characters and just feel the need to entertain and stabilize their ego. Its like normal for me around others to be the doormat, to the point where its considered me being the 'asshole' simply making a subtle disagreeing statement.

>>16949985

But what does this have to do with not being able to put extended work in?

>>16949899
Nope but write down and if he still wants you to say it out loud tell him you're uncomfortable with that.
He'll accept because he won't want to cause you feel uncomfortable. If he is a good therapist, that is.
If he isn't, change therapist.

>>16949899

If it makes it easier for you a good therapist will accept it as a start, but will eventually encourage you to speak it out. But keep in mind that it is kind of their job to make people comfortable enough to tell things about themselves and they ask questions leading from easier ones to the more difficult ones to manage this. It might not be as big of a problem as you think now. I went for a while because of depression and while I didn't really know how to explain myself in the beginning it got easier relatively quickly. I'd say give it a shot first and see what it's like and then if you still think writing would be easier, suggest it to your therapist.

>>16950540
>>16950550

This, basically.

>>16949894
payday loans and cash advances. also try dealerships with no-credit no-problem signs they'll usually be desperate so pass then the downpayment from cash advances and you'll be fine.

also for even more cash use pawn stores, sell EVERYTHING you got again use this money to add to downpayment to above cars or whatever.

>>16949901
So go to a car dealership after I sell my 3DS and laptop? That's all I own.

>>16949907
what's the matter princess, suddenly not feeling YOLO anymore?