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if you both like each other and you both know it, firstly you should try and get in a convo and just say i like you to each other so it allows both of you to be more open about shit. or you could get him alone some time and if you're not one to make a move first make a really obvious hint. both ways move it to where things can progress from, so it doesnt really matter about flirting since you both like each other and dont have time to be fucking around

>>16948767
Just tell him.

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Jesus Christ. How can you people be so beta?

Just take your cock out of your pants and everything will flow naturally.

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easy dude.
when you drop her off, you get out and act as if you want to open her door. then you open the door a little and when she attempts to get out you trap her head in the door and force your dick down her throat. after you finished, make her say please before letting her out. try to secure a second date after that. pic related

>>16948718
You don't. You make a romantic/sexual move on her, give her her pleasure, and then let her figure out how to repay the debt.

She is just messing with you. She doesnt want anything with you.

Sorry if you were looking for a "she wants to fuck you". She doesn't.

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>>16948719

Not even a chance?

Lots of water? Oh and watch out for bears

>>16948626
I'm in Scotland but thanks, we definitely didn't bring enough last time

Anything else?

no criminals awake yet?

are you that dude with the DUI again?

>>16948815
nah man they were all up late doing crime shit

I dunno, lemme think.

I have no idea, that's why I drink and listen to the song Overkill. Totally made for overthinkers.

I can't get to sleep
I think about the implications
Of diving in too deep
And possibly the complications

Especially at night
I worry over situations
That I know I'll be alright
It's just overkill

>>16948640
I like Alban Berg more

No but really, in a room full of people I'm the only one panicking over everything? is it really just me, or does everyone else do this too?

yes. ask my son

If he actually didn't cum in you at all, you're probably fine.

Some newer studies suggest there aren't actually viable sperm in pre-cum, but it's still up in the air, as you're finding out.

Where are you in your cycle?

Why not get plan B? Don't know where you're at, though. If you're a bigger girl I'd recommend ordering ella.

Can still happen, but it's obviously preferable to not have the full load in your puss.

But if you actually think it's a viable contraception strategy then you are crazy. You will get pregnant in the long run.

I'm bi too and find my preferences can swing towards being almost fully les at one point but then fully straight at others. It appears to be at random too. Typically stays that way for a month or so then goes back.

If it doesn't switch over for you maybe you were just gay and repressing? Now no longer caring about females because dont need to

>>16948607
I did consider the repression thing, but I have know way of knowing for sure without just waiting it out(can't afford a psychiatrist). Really hoping that's not the case though.

>>16948662
There wouldn't be much point going to a psychiatrist anyway

No. but if someone gets beat up or picked up guess whos name the teens are gonna say got it for them. its best to not buy alcohol for anyone, although it does open up some doors to party with some of the hot chicks.

judging by the fact you said "off license" I'm guessing yourw from the uk, but i know in Australia bottle shops will only not supply to you if theyve got good reason to think that youre gonna supply it to underage people. so unless theyre being seen with you outside the shop so the people inside would be able to see you or some shit it should be fine

>>16948916
Thanks man

Drink a cup of coffee.

>>16948535
HELIUM

Wet heat. Try a hot shower, soaking in a hot bath, or using a damp washcloth with a heating pad over it. GL. Still coughing from my bout with flu.

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I use head and shoulders almond shampoo. It's one of the most moisturizing shampoos I've ever used. You can also try a conditioning/anti-frizz serum that girls use after they shower (yes, you use it after you shower). It makes your hair look sleek and shiny and not dry and not frizz so much, also smells good. I can't think of anything else. Putting oils in your hair to moisturize it is gross in my opinion. Good luck. Ask the women in your life for some tips.

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Hairdresser reporting in. Firt off, if you qant to look more "stylish" i'd recommend a cut like pic related.
Then take good care of your hair. Meaning that you carefully brush your hair, then wash it with a shampoo that labels "restoring/nourishing/for damaged hair" stuff on it every 3-4 days. Then, the most important part: get a conditioner. One for damaged and so on hair. Put a decent amount in your hair and let it sit while washing your body and other stuff. Rinse. Gently squeeze out water and tap try with a towel. DON'T rub! Then you let it dry like that. DON'T brush or touch your hair. This way you will get neat defined curls instead of a hot mess. You could also try using products like wax in them. Don't use gel or hairspray. Something heavy and not drying. Once in a while you can deep conditon it with a hair pack or simply put some oil in it over night. Coconut oil works good.

>>16948527

You Jewish?

This is difficult OP
I don't know the dynamic of your relationship or why you have to say goodbye

>>16948539
girl I just kinda hung out with in the beginning, but then got serious with. Have to say goodbye because I'm going to work 2000 miles away from her and will not come back in the foreseeable future.

>>16948547
This could guilt you forever if you've found love and would priorities anything else, in fact it should

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You realize that selfesteem and selfworth aren't the same. What you are doing is trying to up your selfesteem. Shit doesn't work. You can have every accomplishement ever and still feel like killing yourself. Google the difference and learn. Pic related

>>16948476
Sounds like you might have some issues. Definitely worth talking to a therapist to at least try and iron out some of these mental kinks.

Besides that, you should work on trying to find some sort of passion in your life. You say your job is well paying, this opens a shit load of doors for you. Invest in learning something new that interests you. There are endless lists of hobbies that you can pick up.

Also, go to the gym, or do some kind of exercise. That shit makes you feel like fucking god if you get a decent pump on. Personally, I do a selection of bodyweight training and go running with my housemate, they haven't made drastic changes to my appearance, but it makes me feel good.

Understand that you are in control here. You can choose to take that gun and pop a shot off into your noggin', but you can also choose to better yourself, and be the person you've always wanted to be. It's never too late.

Although, you have a cat. So you may be fucked.

Wait, are you honestly considering the idea of ending your own life?

That's pretty fucked up man, I wouldn't do it unless my daughter died or some shit like that.

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You skin your neighbour and wear the skin as a suite. Then you just start to slowly steal parts of his life, like fuck his wife, go to his job and so on. Good luck and pic related

>>16948470
>got banned from all online games I played
lmao shouldnt have trashtalked and blamed other players in your team

>>16948470
That food looks delicious

It's 4chan. What the fuck did you expect?

Because /r9k/ is trying to assimilate this board into its redpill clutches. It has met with resistance, which is good in the long run, but it means that threads involving advice for dealibg wkth women currently degenerate into fights between bitter self-inflicted virgins and the people who are trying to get them to geow the fuck up. Such is war, I'm afraid.

>>16948428

That's because robots come here too.

That's because the robot numbers are growing.

That's because society treats men like we're all sex crazed rapists, tells us how priveledged we are when they take away our rights to due process and take away our education without evidence of wrong-doing whilst then saying it is women who are discouraged from higher education.
It's because men are raised to respect women only to be labelled "nice guys".
It's because we just have to "Man up and go talk to her" only to then be labelled a "creep".

We're hostile because we were dumb enough to believe societies, and sometimes women's, lies.
It made us angry. Every day some new guy finally see's how shit things really are and becomes a robot.

There is this underlying belief that things don't get better. That it's wrong to join in these lies and say "Just talk to her", to give false hope.
Some people are just ugly fucks and some girls are just outright bitches who'll yell "creep" if you just ask them if they've got the time.
Worlds a shit place, don't expect us to lie to you about that, because the lies hurt us more than anything else if we're dumb enough to believe them.