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Okay, there's this ridiculously hot older lady at my work and I want to get in her pants.

Today I was taking inventory and came into her cubicle asking if she had a certain type of monitor. She scoots her chair away from her desk and motions around saying "This is what I've got" and I said "Let me take a look", to which she replied "You can take a look at whatever you want"

Now, am I crazy or is that her coming in to me? Also later I came back to inventory her monitors since they weren't the right kind before and told her "those are some eye catching shoes" to which she went "oh" and kind of put them into better view, but also adjusted her skirt in a... Shy way, I suppose.

Help.

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How do I get insane discipline and then never run own?

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I was in very bad mental state recently (to point where wanted to harm myself, but didnt), everything started when I broke up with bf - we were never officialy going out, but we were more than sex buddies. It was like a year ago. One day we just stopped texting and meeting and deep down inside I knew he either got back with previous gf (of 6 years) or got new toy to fuck around instead of me... (I was 22, he was 28)

>stoped seeing this bf which was kind of most important person at that time
>didnt give a fuck for few months, thought that I moved on, but in reality not really
>started not to care about my apearance, was not depresed, focused on studying only
>in 6 months gained around 10kg, after realising gained weight became extremaly self concious
>now a bit chuby/plump/puffy, but still at least average looking
>was shy, became more shy and very hard to approach
>TODAY went to library, looking good, on way home went to shop, on second floor/balcony I see this dude who looks exactly like EX, shopping basket falls out of hands (empty), me in shock about to cry, just standing not moving. That dude looks at me but still going (no clear sign it was the ex and that he recognized me). I'm still not sure if he was the ex or not, he was 30-50meters away. If it was not him, I would say it was his twin or wtf...

Idk I halucinated? I feel so shitty right now, all the feels are coming back, feel even more pathetic, how do I cope with this?

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Hey guys, about to sound potentially like a creep but here it goes.

I'm 26 and work across from a girl I met a couple days ago who turned 18 last month. SHE introduced herself to me, and every time she comes in for her shift she will say my name loudly and come over to talk to me.

Today she asked me how old I was, she thought I was 21-22 at most, but even after finding this out she continuously flirts with me and when I get home from work she's sent a friend request on facebook.

Would it be bad to pursue this casually? Her age bother's me, I would never seek out 18 year old's but would it be fucked up of me? I feel like the age difference is pretty huge and I don't want to look like a creep. I've only dated girls a year or two and most younger than me so I'm conflicted. I have one bestfriend who has known me for years, he says if its only physical and both of us understand that then it probably isn't a problem? ehh?

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Is it possible to go to a city like NYC with nothing and end up getting at least a room?

Career criminal btw

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How do i stop wanting to seek validation from other people? Whenever people bring up relationships/sex it makes me feel inferior and want to change myself to become more appealing to others.

Whenever im not in a relationship i feel like im a loser.

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My short term memory has gone since May/June. It's become so bad that the last month I can't understand people if they talk slightly fast and I'm not able to remember 4 random syllables in order in brain exercises. What do I do? I went to my GP and he wants me to medicate my slight subclinical hypothyroidism because it'd be "embarrassing" to refer me to a memory specialist if they just refuse me because of it.

It's so bad that I'm 100% sure this can't be a hormonal issue. Should I go to the emergency room? I've started taking thyroid medication but I don't want to wait the 8-12 weeks to see if my symptoms are gone.

>>>/wsg/1824785
vid related. I know this maybe isn't too abnormal but for me it is and I'm only getting worse even though I train my brain and go running every day.

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I have to choose one staple food to sustain myself for a few months, it will make up 50% of my calorie intake. Which one should it be?
Bread, potatoes, corn, oats, rice?

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hello !! i know this isn't the best place to get advice on this type of stuff but i'm having issues with my relationship. i know it's dying- i've lost all interest in him and enjoy being alone more. he had been neglecting me but he still says that i'm his only reason to live which makes me feel awful for even thinking of breaking up with him. we've been together for 2 years and i'm just ready to end it but i don't know how. i don't want to hurt him but i'm sick of suffering. // i think i already posted this but i have no clue- i'm new here lol.

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How do I stop being insecure about myself and everything that relates to me in the slightest.

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Long story short; my country is in decline and I would like to gain citizenship elsewhere.

I have been looking into countries that allow foreign nationals to go into the military, so I can become a citizen that way as it seems to be the most surefire.

I am what would be considered a skilled migrant in most countries, so I could also probably get a work visa, but becoming a citizen in most countries via this process takes a long time.

I welcome any country suggestions, preferably first world, but if there is potential for growth, such as in Africa, I will investigate further.

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https://www.fiverr.com/simonyassine/offer-low-cost-relationship-and-general-life-advice

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2080-21 42-N-65.

Please help me. Most likely Maryland, Baltimore. If anyone knows this location or can give advice how to find this location out please help.

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>living in big city, have no friends
>very grown up analytical personality from education and general work life, but just want cute fun friends
>don't have anything to offer to people other than being good looking and having a lot of money from my very serious job that most people would not be interested in in the slightest
>everyone tells me I have to lower my standards at first and build a big social network before meeting great people but it feels too late to start doing this at my age (26) when my only social contacts are my colleagues in their 30s-40s.

I'd meet people through my hobbies (2d shit) but the average person is a complete autist so meeting people randomly off the internet doesn't work. The non-autists have their closed off cliques they formed years ago

At this point should I just give up and pay people to pretend to be my friend and hope at some point they take pity on me and hang out with me without paying? Other option would be using money to gain popularity on social media..

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hello !! i know this isn't the best place to get advice on this type of stuff but i'm having issues with my relationship. i know it's dying- i've lost all interest in him and enjoy being alone more. he had been neglecting me but he still says that i'm his only reason to live which makes me feel awful for even thinking of breaking up with him. we've been together for 2 years and i'm just ready to end it but i don't know how. i don't want to hurt him but i'm sick of suffering.