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>>18612932

Yeah, buy a bigger place nimrod.

Why do I get the feeling that this place is a dump? It looks like it's smaller than a typical hotel room

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>>18612932

this is how id do it but honestly its probably going to be more cramped ther.e I'd keep the desk by the TV as that allows you to hook em up to each other and watch things from your computer on the TV.

id also maybe just move the dresser or book shelf UNDER the TV if its wall mounted, so that can save some space.

if you dont watch TV from bed, then maybe change it around, but i like to lie in bed and se ethe TV so id put the futon just at the end of the bed.

>>18612919
Without*

>>18612919

Because most of the people here are children who still need to use outside sources validation to comprise their sense of selves. They aren't old enough or have enough life experience to develop this sense of self on their own because they don't even really know who they are yet. They don't realize that happiness comes from within yet not only because they don't have the perspective to see it but because they also live in an age of instant-gratification and internet echo chambers that encourages the deepening of delusions instead of the overcoming of them.

A lot of them will grow up and mature and their hormones will settle out enough to allow them to become well adjusted, functioning members of society but for now they're just disillusioned, insecure and desperately looking for someone to tell them they're good enough. They look up and see people happy and in relationships but they fail to see all of the hard work and maturing that leads up to that point; the same way a child can look at and lust after a fancy sports car but isn't yet capable of understanding that years of perseverance and work ethic are required to afford one.

>>18612942
I mean I am 24 and don't share these views, and I figure I'm also in the main demographic of change culture. Am I just an outlier?

Have you tried online dating?
>inb4 it's full of landwhales and single mothers
Yeah, but there'll also be a minority of girls who are in the same position as you. You don't have much to lose and beggars can't be choosers anyway.

>>18612896
Just bang some of those high school hotties

>>18612903
Then just fuck a fatty , fat pussy is better than none

>>18612891
You don't say how old you are, but it looks like the best route is out of that house. And you need a job to pay that rent, even if it is washing cars or picking strawberries.

Work towards getting your own home.
Share a room with a roommate somewhere else.

Being in cramped living conditions blows. You will never be happy there.

Most people do the same thing, OP. I never walk up my basement steps after I switch the light off, I always run. Just don't think about it too much. Unless you're sleeping with a night light and having night terrors every night, you're completely normal

>>18612888
Find a place where you feel frightened, like in this dark corridor. Sit down in it, maybe at first with your eyes open and then with your eyes closed. Feel the fear go up and down your spine, enjoy that chill. Watch it go nuts, all around your body. Maybe your eyes will start hallucinating, or your ears. Keep watching it, listening to it. Don't forget that you are sitting there, feel at the same time the pressure between your butt and the floor. Use that as a grounding wire, something to keep your mind from really losing it. Maybe it takes one sitting, maybe more, but eventually you will feel fear the same way you feel pressure on your butt when you sit. It's just another sensation; it doesn't "mean" anything, you don't have to react unless you decide to. Notice that the fear doesn't go away, just your reaction to it. Eventually your fear might go away too.

If your only social interaction is league and you don't know how humans spend their time outside of playing a shit game, you're probably not cut out for social interaction.
Seriously though, hang out with friends, work out, play a better game.

>>18612929
I go to the gym. I just want to know how people spend their time so i can spend mine. I have Aspergers if that's of any help.

>>18612887
Stop looking outwards and look inwards. League of legends is not a social game. There are tons of games that allow communication.

There is nothing wrong with playing league of legends. Do what you want to do. If you are feeling complacent it means something else is occuring in your life that is making you unhappy. Like me i just give advice to random people in my spare time while im having a smoke break. Dont think too much of what other people do to seek happiness. You feel you do. Not monkey see monkey do.

Look him in the eyes when his manhood enters your esophagus

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>>18612878
Being sexy and not cute is overrated. There's a reason why so many guys here are always pushing that youthful is better.

t. "sexy" long-legged, tall big-boobed and strong-faced 20 yo who only ever wanted to be delicate and cute

>>18612883
that's really hard
>>18612885
that's robots though. they're pedos
your face will age well

>>18612860
Get the pills. Take them. Tell your aunt firmly but politely that you prefer her to respect you and your choices in the same way she expects her actions and choices to be respected.

>>18612860

>what the fuck do i do /adv/?

Listen to the trained medical professionals who have dedicated their lives to practicing scientifically proven and objectively effective methods of treating illnesses, not some deluded middle aged pseudo-intellectual who thinks doing yoga and hanging out in 3rd world countries makes her qualified to give medical advice about shit she knows nothing about.

>>18612886
man i'm trusting my doctor 100% and i don't believe my aunt, but how do i change their minds? i still live with my mom (i'm 19) and she's also against me taking the pills because my aunt brainwashed her.

>>18612850
You couldnt just asked /adv few day ago and strech it, couldnt you?

http://www.healthboards.com/boards/mens-health/178155-stretching-fix-tight-foreskin-phimosis.html

You got doofed.

Post pic of mangles mutilated willy

>>18613299
Thanks for the advice, bully.

>>18612837

i would recommend. ived one it with two friends and it made me feel closer to them.

>>18612809
If dude is an asshole like this and your friends/other roommates won't even support you, I'd probably get out of there if I were you.

By the way, I'm bipolar myself and even in the worst of my psychosis I tried to be as pleasant and cooperative as possible, even to the police officers once they came and dragged me out of my place to take me to a hospital. The guy you're talking about is just an overbearing asshole, and if he uses his illness to excuse being threatening that's even worse. Don't think a bipolar is necessarily like this, kay-thanks.

If he lives 100 metres down the road, why not run along and invite him along?

>>18612793
This was a week ago. As I say, it slipped my mind, I wanted to keep numbers down, and of course he wasn't part of the "group" of friends I had over, and he's slightly awkward and has alcoholic tendencies.

>>18612797
Well if he wasn't part of the group, then it doesn't matter. If I invite work friends over, I'm not obliged to invite every single other friend I have; same principle here.

pof is traaash
tinder is trash but better

POF: The quality is pretty bad. Single moms, fat chicks, and the like. I did have a few one nighters with older women off there before they messed with the age ranges.
Tinder: Quality is better than POF, but will require some serious charm/effort to get anything of quality. I've had plenty of one night stands on there, nutted in some good pud, and shelled out money for dates with a fine blonde.
Advice: Use Tinder or Bumble as your 1-2 punch and then end the night drunk on POF.

>>18612664
check out basedzeus yt channel

do what people do in romantic comedies. don't be yourself because that is autistic. just be mr charming. every other response be flirty.

as far as the bangin. make goal to please her and just experiment with what gets biggest reaction. every girl is different, make it puzzle to figure out her buttons.
when you sufficiently please her. bust a nut. then she will be cumming back for more.

>>18612695
>Romantic comedies

Jesus this is bad

>>18612596
It's definitely not out of place, but since she's currently in a relationship and, I assume, you'll be telling her in a friendly way, you'll be putting yourself in the cuckzone. So if you're still planning on dating her or even just fucking her, keep your feelings to yourself.