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/adv/ I'm sick of feeling like this I feel alienated from the world I've been searching for love for half my life but I can't seem to find it please help me /adv/ you're my last hope
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>>18611291
stop looking for love. build the kind of life you want regardless of the people that walk in and out of it. While doing that you still meet people of course, but don't push anything. just live your life and see what kind of people come in and out.
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Relationships & Jealousy 2017-08-11 02:05:59 Post No.18611283
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Whenever I'm in a relationship or like someone, I always get extremely jealous. I'm always thinking they're going to try and cheat on me at the first moment, or that they're going to get bored of me and leave me. How do I get over this?
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build up your sense of worth. right now you suffer the age old "how could they love ME". once you get over this you know you are worthy of love and things will get a lot easier.
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Never become dependent on a relationship for happiness. Always puts yourself first. That way if she leaves you can just move on nbd
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>>18611400
Happiness has to be sourced from within, otherwise you are setting yourself up for a big letdown eventually.
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What info does a hacker need to hack you? 2017-08-11 01:55:50 Post No.18611255
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What info does a hacker need to hack you?
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Ignore the picture but Just asking I'm curious about the process
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>>18611255
Username and password
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>>18611255
Too vague, depends on what he actually wants to hack. If it's your computer then your IP is enough in most cases. Info about your system is needed as well in this regard. I'm not a hacker but I have some basic knowledge and if you're worried about someboy hacking you then don't be, it's not that simple.
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>>18611268
>IP
Unless he has unpatched security holes open, you can't hack him for shit with an IP address alone. The most common source of hacking comes from social engineering, fooling someone into running something they shouldn't.
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Just moved into a new home and had to fucking deal with a flea problem. I already bought a flea trap and sprayed pesticide a couple of times then vacuum.
Im still getting some bug bites and this shit is bothering me to the point where I cant sleep. I fucking hate bugs in general, especially fleas.
Anyone have any experience with flea problems? What did you do to get rid of them? How much would extermination be and is it worth?
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After 10 days at a summer course, meeting amazing people and having an amazing time, it's over. How do I live now?
I'm 24, finishing my masters. Traveled through most of the world and this was one of my few solo trips.
I took a robotics summer course and met people from each and every European country.
Had the most fun time and made loads of friends.
There's one girl though, who I instantly connected with. We slept together several times, mostly just to be in each other's company. We grew very fond of each other and spent one extra day together after the course.
This is as close to love as it get's, the hearth ache of being over 2000km away from her is unbearable.
How can I get back to the daily life? To the mundane job and boring college lectures?
Knowing she's out there and feels the same for me, knowing if I even want this to work I'll have to find a way to make enough money to move there or live somewhere abroad?
I'm completely confused and just feel like shit right now.
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I know this is a terrible place to ask, but how big are the chances of pregnancy if the condom was loose by the end of the intercourse? When he pulled out, it was already half the way down, but i only saw semen in the bottom (top?) part of it
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my god, why are people so fucking paranoid?
and how about you just get plan b and do a test in a few days like every other notmal person before you?
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>>18611215
depends. he may have nutted in the condom but when he pulled out he might have dragged some out and into your pussy. remember some people have gotten pregnant just from precum even if they are pull out masters. follow what >>18611221 said.
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>>18611215
You cant get pregnant unless you put ejaculate fluid in your vagina around 5 days at your ovulation.
You will be ok. And now answer this very simple question:
Why are you having sex when you arent willing to accept responsibility? Did you know sex is for adults only?
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I have major depression. Antidepressants haven't helped me. I cry uncontrollably for no reason. Sometimes in public. My aunt committed suicide causing my grandpa to die of heartache. I loved my grandpa very much. I want to kill myself very badly, but I am afraid i'll kill my mother and ruin the lives of everyone in my family. Sometimes I don't care, because I'll be dead. The thought of my mom suffering hurts though.
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Who gets this depressed over losing their grand parents
Wtf I never got this
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>>18611208
My aunt killed herself. I want to kill myself. My grandpa died a week later from broken heart syndrome. I love my mom very much. I know I would cause my mom great pain if I killed myself.
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>>18611203
Mental issues are heritable. Sorry, your kids will probably be the same mess as you are now.
Go to psycholog. Not psichiater, nor shrink. Psycholog.
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My dad had an accident abroad on a rubber dingy being pulled by a boat. The guy pulled the dingy over my dad who has a heart condition and forced him to remain submerged for at least 20 seconds. They then refused to go back around to check up on him. Then they hurried us off the dingy and for ed us all to swim to shore. This is roughly 50 meters off the shore. What legal action can I take considering this is mallorca? (Mayorca)
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He did not pull the raft on your dad. Your dad fell into the water. He was well aware of the risks of falling into he water, so you have no rights whatsoever. If he feels like his heart condition is a problem in this situation then he shouldn't go into the situation.
Then your entire family proceeded to chimp out screaming, threatening and blaming the poor driver because your autistic dad cannot hang on to a fucking raft. This is the reason they removed you. They have every right to remove you from their craft when you're behaving inappropriately, just like bus drivers and club bouncers.
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>>18611163
Were the police called? Was a police report made? That is the essential first step toward any civil action. It is probably too late now, but if you can, go to the cops there and file a complaint. If they find the other guys to be guilty of something you can then take them to court for money.
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If you have a shitton of work to do, is it better to start with the easy stuff or the hard stuff?
Easy stuff:
>flying through them puts you in a work flow that'll get you through the hard work with less difficulty
Hard stuff:
>the worst part will be out of the way, making the remainder less of a hurdle
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>>18611152
Stop wasting time on 4Chan and just do something.
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I usually start on whatever piece is stressing me out the most. It's easier to focus that way.
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>>18611152
Use Triage.
1. Do the work that is important and urgent
2. Do the work that is routine stuff
3. Do the work that is backbreaking, tedious or pointless (if its important you already did it in 1 above)
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>too autistic to get gf
>too cheap to pay for hookers
How do I get fuck buddy?
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if you can't get a gf then you sure as hell can't get a fuck buddy... they aren't "starter gf's". kek
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>>18611114
To get a "fuck buddy", you need to make a "buddy" that's down for sex. Can you make friends with women and do shit together?
Also, Anon above is right. "Fuck Buddy" is not "easy mode Girlfriend". It's a different type of relationships with it's own bag of problems.
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>>18611114
Yeah, Anons above are true. A decent fuck buddy is a hard thing to get. Way harder to find than a regular gf.
You're looking for a woman who doesn't want to commit, who wants regular sex and no other contact. If she wants more contact then she's a gf not a fb and complications happen.
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need food suggestions, /adv/. been sick past few days and food tastes awful. very hungry but anything i eat tastes awful and makes me feel vomitty. i've tried sweet and i've tried plain like just bread with nothing on it. i've tried drinking lemon juice. so far only plain water does not taste bad. ;_;
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>>18611113
Then don't fucking eat until it passes. Also go find a doctor, if it's an infection then you would probably might want to consider antibiotics or you might fucking die.
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>>18611113
Well first of all, see a doctor.
Bland white rice, and coke, are good for upset stomachs. Black radish and asparagus are good for the liver.
If you've an upset stomach you don't want to eat bread, sweets, coffee, lemon, or anything fatty.
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>>18611171
thank you. it's just a cold (fever with phlegm) and i'm taking medication for it. no upset stomach. just coughing (coughing out the phlegm) and fever. i will try bland white rice, thank you. i've already tried coke and tastes awful (normally i love the taste of coke). i've also already tried bread, sweet chocolate, lemon juice and coffee and they all tasted awful and i couldn't eat or drink much of them.
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I am married and have been for 3/4 of a decade. I love wife, wife loves me, everything is good. Sex life is still good for both of us, but I feel it could be better. I want to get better at 3 things: longer lasting time, shorter recovery period, and larger and more forceful loads when I orgasm.
Generally we will go 10-30 minutes in most cases but I really want to be able to go 1 or 2 or more hours, you know just completely eat up a Saturday on the couch. And of course once I cum that shit becomes extremely sensitive for a minute and I can't get a boner for up to an hour at which point we're both out of the mood. If I could shorten this drastically then lasting time really wouldn't even matter. Lastly she loves getting painted inside and out (like any good woman should) but It usually just dribbles out uneventfully or maybe goes an inch at best, plus there really isn't that much. I know porn has diluted my sense of reality on this, but I would really like to give her a mouth full from like 2-4 inches away and it actually be a significant amount.
So tldr:
>How last longer
>how recovery shorter
>how shoot bigger and harder
All advice is appreciated.
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we all know it's you and it's still not a good idea to suggest a mff
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>>18611083
I'm asking how to make my dick better not for moralfag advice
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>>18611090
ok then
last longer:
train it. try to play around with not going over the point of no return when masturbating. try to hold the stimulation at a steady level that keeps you up but not cumming. with time, you'll be able to consciously decide on whether you want to cum already or hold it a bit longer. don't do the "think about something gross" thing. it can lead to erectile disfunction in a few decades
recover faster:
hardest one since that's tied to your libido. guess the best way is to amp up your libido, iow, do anything that promotes health and high test levels.
bigger loads, harder shooting:
again, being healthy af helps a lot. drink enough, do kegels to increase shooting range. eat good food and don't empty your balls before. make sure you had a long period of building up your orgasm before cumming.
there you go. a simple google search could have prevented this thread.
i still think you should work on your sexual maturity, but after all, that's none of my business. i just wanted to point it out to save you a LOT of unnecessary troubles.
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Advice on being funny? I mean genuily funny with jokes and correct timing, not stuff like insults or making fun of myself.
Book suggestions would be helpful too.
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there's something extremely offputting about people TRYING to be funny. just saying
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>>18610999
There's something extremely offputting about people who type in lowercase except for words they want to emphatize
Also checked.
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>>18610996
You dont want to be funny. You want to be normal.
http://www.improveyoursocialskills.com/conversation
Why do you want to be funny? Just ask her on date. If she will like you enough, she will smile and laugh no matter what your say or do.
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I am in such tremendous pain that I am bursting into tears every few hours.
I chipped a corner off an old filling about a month ago, and the dentist, who saw my insurance was about to run out, was like "well, you don't NEED a root canal, but let's give you one anyway." Had the procedure done, no problems.
Fast forward to this week, no pain in the tooth where it was done, but my jaw has swollen up, and it, along with my ear, are in a constant state of 9/10 pain. I feel every heartbeat in it. It is the worst pain I've ever felt. I am crying every single night, laying in agony. My blood sugar is in the 300's (I'm type one diabetic) and I can't even fucking eat.
I went to an ENT (ear, nose, throat) and they said it wasn't an ear infection (which I thought it was) and that is was TMJ, and I'd need to see an endodontist, and there was nothing they could do, besides write an RX for an antibiotic. There's no infection, so I don't know why that'd help, but I've been taking those for a week.
Went to the endodontist and they said "sorry, we don't treat TMJ. Go to your dentist." So I call the dentist in tears and they "the closest time we can see you is Tuesday."
I don't know if I can last until Tuesday, guys. I really don't. And whose to say they'll even do anything then?
I have tried every over-the-counter pain pill that exists. I have tried heat compresses. I've tried ice. I've tried massages. I've even tried holistic hippy bullshit. Nothing even alleviate a little of this pain.
ER is not an option, really.
Any help, at all? I am miserable.
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Ask around and see if you can see another dentist at an earlier time.
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Focus on the pain and maybe it'll be less intense. Maybe the sensation hurts a little more if you try to avoid it.
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It could be nerve pain if it feels weird, comes on and off.
I encourage you to see the dentist and they better know what they did, how to fix it, who you can go to.
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Please help me ...Should i Marry her ? 2017-08-11 11:48:25 Post No.18610969
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Please help me ...Should i Marry her ?
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I am with my girlfriend since we were teens. We had many ups and downs. but no matter what happened. she always sticked with me. She even went with me to hospital to check if i got HIV after i admited that i cheated with a scank who might be ill. She loves me like she loves nothing else in the world. And her loyalty and compassion towards me is insane. She would give anything up for me, her life, her family,her career and even her religion. yes she is christian and im a muslim. And because of that i fell in love with her too, i feel in love deeper and more intensely that i ever dared to Imagine !! and yet i dont feel really satisfied... i think about her every few minutes --- i sometimes even catch myself wispering her name.
And even though i need her so desperately in my life, i dont feel like its right to marry her.... i feel sexually attracted to her because she has an amazing body ! but her face is absolutely not my type. she has somekind of a " boyish male face " . i dont feel comfortable kissing her... its like im kissing a boy .... its like im kissing my own brothers lips trying to enjoy his tonguekiss ... and when we are outside together the people stare at us like " why the hell does such a good looking man date such an ugly girl ? "
its kinda like seying a beautifull girl snuggling to an old guy.... you cant help but look like " what the fuuuuuck ! "
my problem beside her face is that i want to marry into a muslim family so i dont have troubles with her family trying to find a middleground between embracing islam and worshipping jesus ( absoluuuute contraditction )
i would like my children to raise in a full muslim community and not only half muslim half christian ( nothing against christians but we are too different and you know that ! )
so i sum up ...
1.although she has a sexy body, her face is not my type and i cant kiss her
2.she has no muslim family
3. im a little bit ashamed to be with her because no offence. i look so much better than her
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You answered your own question many times over in your post.
No.
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i hope you're still under the age of 12...
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>>18610969
First you are a punk and while you can prefer anything you want to cheat on her and now want to throw her away proves you are a shit person. When you cheated you should have let her go but you didn't because you wanted the steady and clean pussy so you used her and now you have your fill she's undesirable.