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>making friends past highschool

Good luck with that

>>16985672

t. a NEET

I made most of my friends in therapy group kek.

Anyway, join a club/organisation/church.

Have you tried impregnation fetish? Damn that shit is hot.

A visibly throbbing cock in a tight pussy, cum dripping down those big, pulsating balls.

You don't need to be ashamed of your fetishes, OP. Just try new ones.

>>16985603
Not OP but should I be ashamed if my fetish is bestiality?

>>16985608

Bob Wise here, yes you nasty fucker. You need mental help.

Welcome to facing reality.

What you do is have a talk with your girlfriend (after the test comes back negative) about how to tactfully handle situations. She did not need to work you up like this before even taking a test.

Both of you could stand to learn something.

>>16985555
I'm still in denial desu. I'm hoping its negative since I'm pretty careful but there's been a couple times where I was like damn that was a little too close

>>16985546
Back when I was with my gf, the same situation happened. It turned out to be nothing. While you can always prepare for the worst, don't expect it unless it's completely certain.

>>16985531
acquire life experiences by doing something and obtain a hobby thats not worthless

>>16985560
This is really all that can be said. Get off your ass OP.

>>16985560
i'm not OP, but what things and what hobbies would you suggest?

The grass is always greener, man.

>Anyone jealous of people who grew up brainwashed into believing an invisible wizard in the sky who's supposed to be the ultimate judge who will banish you into an eternity of suffering if you do not accept him as the true lord and savior even if you were literally the most altruistic, selfless person imaginable?

No. Not really.

>>16985510
Nah

When I was a kid, the family that lives behind us were pretty strict Christians. They wouldn't even let their kids watch DBZ because it was "too violent"

I wouldn't want to grow up like that. The real world is fucking harsh.

>>16985377
Sounds like her family didn't like you

Or, much more likely, she is butthurt you didn't spend easter with her.

Brah, it doesn't matter if there's some shit she's going through. The end result to you is the same. She ain't interested in talking to you. Just move on, and if she wants to talk to you, she'll contact you. The #1 trick to getting bitches is not caring whether you have bitches or not.

>>16985386
Thats a pretty good point, I didn't even think about that
>>16985387
Probably right, unlikely she will text me on her own

>>16985356
You can eat paper.

I saw shoenice do it.

>>16985356
Go to the kitchen and get an easy, filling meal. Stop being a lazy faggot.

>>16985361
I don't have any paper near my desk :((((((((((

>>16985367
But I'd have to take off my headphones, and then GET UP and WALK like 3 meters to get to the kitchen. HOW THE FUCK WOULD ANYONE HAVE MOTIVATION TO DO THAT?

>>16985247
Apply for welfare and food stamps or whatever is available in your place of living.

You don't have to be on it forever, use it as a tool to help you get on your feet.

Suck a dick
Stop wasting your money posting on 4chan

>>16985249
I wish we had one. But unfortunately, they don't care about homeless people here in my country. I can't think of any other options. :(

Easiest solution would be to abstain. No awkward talks or anything, and with time desire fades. Easiest way to do that is to distance yourself from porn or lewds or anything like that, wherever you may find them. It'll take a little while but worth it in the end.

>>16985156
would banning myself from porn eventually cause erectile dysfunction? I don't want to get into a situation where "lose it if you don't use it".

You're disabled, but you haven't lost your humanity.

Say you have something uncomfortable to talk to him about and that once you've discussed it, if he is extremely uncomfortable, you can both pretend the conversation didn't happen.

Your dad is also human, so hopefully he will understand and "assist" by setting you up.

>>16985054
Well if glasses are a hassle, contacts are gonna be a bigger hassle for you.

>>16985063
The only other option would be laser eye surgery lel
I guess I can have both, it wouldn't hurt.

>>16985054
I buy from 1800 contacts online but keep a pair of warby parkers
>>16985063
This, glasses are way less annoying. Especially if you have astigmatism. They love to rotate improperly. You will get laid more, but you end up wasting pairs if you don't plan ahead and it's always awkward to go to the bathroom and take them out.

Best way to do it. is keep fluid in the contact case ready to go, take them out and put it in the fluid filled compartments. Screw the lids on and shake. It's all you can do when you don't have fluid. Works best after you're done, just tell her you'll be right back.

If he insists, go with the flow. If he asks, be honest about what you'd prefer.

>>16984978

the appropriate response is called the 'shuffle' (i might have gotten the name wrong).

its basically where the check comes, and you reach for it, and he reaches for it, and pays for it before you have a chance, and you give him a hard time, and he says something sweet about paying for a pretty lady.

then you use the money that you would have spent on dinner to do something afterward (like dessert, or a cab back to one of your places, or a drink or two or whatever).

some guys are surprisingly turned on by girls who go dutch though. my best friend was seeing a girl earlier this year and he would not stop bragging about how she insists on paying for her half of everything.

You offer to pay, if he insists you let him. If you fight him over it, you're pretty much fighting for dominance and it won't go well.

1. Yes
2. Break up with her

>>16984955
that simple? pls explain im mentally deficient

>>16984963
No

You dont want to be out here in southern Cali. Trust me theres nothing but racis whites, illegals mexicans every where, and ghetto blacks. Just move to the east coast, thats where im going.

>>16984912
I want the weather

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>>16984927
well the coast is expensive
and la sucks
move to fresno
or santa cruz
or sacramento
but not bakersfield
take the train , the bus sucks

>>16984856
(Apparently I am Caleb Middleton now)
Time progressed on until Eighth grade, my father now furious with the only escape I had from the world, and the only joy I found from life. I was tormented at school and I was tormented at home. My items began to disappear as my joy for life quickly began to fade, and my grades plummeted faster than my own emotions. Life continued in this spiral for years. I gamed to get away from life, my family wished of me to no longer do so, I rebelled, rinse, wash, and repeat for years. The only utterance of a difference was me finding a girlfriend and a love interest. Truly, this one scenario is what kept me breathing and she one of the only people who I could turn to. Yet, as time continued, my father grew less fond of her, stating that her Catholic religion standings wouldn't favor well with my viewpoints (my view points being that I had no religion and still don't). I didn't believe him, and didn't wish to until 3 years down when she broke up with me because I was a spiritual midget. Her words not mine. Essentially I was a man perfect in every way, but I didn't help her spiritually. Man, the fact I had to admit my father was right was a trial on its own, but I accepted this and tried hard to move on. I graduate with some low A's and high B's, and before the graduation I had met a new woman. She was a good person from what it seemed since I met her through a dating app of all things. She liked what I did, she was funny, and she was a good person in all regards from what it seemed. I went to a graduation party with her and one thing lead to another... we did the nasty... with no condoms... and it was awful. I didn't feel right during. They say during your first time it is meant to feel amazing... life changing some people say, but it wasn't. If anything, I legitimately disliked it to a high degree, and shortly after I left her for the mere fact of me not wanting sex. (cont.)

>>16984865
I had contracted an STD from her, and what a lovely one at that. It was chlamydia (thank god), and after a cotton swab stuck in my dick hole and a light bit of medication I was cured, but my experiences didn't improve by much. Of course it wasn't long for the people that I worked with to find out what had happened, and I got renamed from "sir" to the "chlamydia wrangler". I laughed at it all to try and pass it off as nothing, but nothing seemed to help. I hated myself for what I had did, and nothing could change that feeling I had. After soul searching I figured that I was honestly upset that somebody like her had take something that I had held as a valuable. My virginity. After months of contemplating what to say, I finally tell my parents to see if they could help at all... long story short, they didn't. My father was angered at my leniency towards condom use, and my mother was worried I got her pregnant. However, once I brought up my virginity being lost, my father laughed and said "male virginity doesn't exist". I now realized that my father was now somebody I didn't know. He was a person I cared for no longer. Years have passed and our relations have lowered beyond compare. He yells for me not cleaning up my room and for trying so hard to lock everyone out, and I yell/retaliate for him never being there to help. My brother has begun to look up to me the same way I looked up to my father and I tell myself every day that I can't let him down like my father let me down. Yet, it is hard to keep strong when I work at Taco Bell, pushing hours from 7-5, waking up early for college, and coming home to meet a family that doesn't care for your existence. 4chan, I am asking what should I do now... I follow the same mundane patterns, I am tormented for my past, my life has revolved around trying to be the best I can be but I can't improve past what I am, my father has threatened to kick me out so many times but my mother rebels against it. (cont. Last one)

>>16984882
It was my fault that the wedded back when they were 19. It was and has been my fault for them having so many issues. I want to leave their lives, but I fear that if I do the only thing I would do is let down my brother. I can't do that to him. 4chan, I need help or advice... something to get me out of this hell... anything.

>>16984775
If he has been advising/helping you, you have to have picked up some hints about what he likes or is interested in - writers, musicians, philosophy, sports, something.

Buy him a book about his interests.

>>16984855
I don't know how to pick a book, its a good idea though, i'll look in the /lit/ wiki

>>16984775
You can never go wrong with gift cards or money.