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Text back when you get around to it. Don't overthink it.

>>16988923

Are you her boyfriend?

>>16988941
No, we're talking and flirting right now. We've gone on one date and we're supposed to go on another one this Wednesday

>>16988811
>5'3"
>250 lbs.
Goodness gracious. First off, your first goal shouldn't be to have a feminine body. You should focus on losing weight and being healthy, otherwise you won't live long enough to reach that goal.

Restrict yourself to a certain amount of calories a day and cut out a significant amount of sugar, salt, and fats. It doesn't have to be cold turkey, but for example if you drink soda, restrict yourself to one a day for the first week, one every three days the next week, etc. till you don't drink soda at all. Same for other sweets. Basic stuff, but it's harder to execute if just stop cold turkey.

Also you'll fail unless you really, really want this. If you just think it would be nice, you won't make it. Focus on diet, all while doing hardcore cardio and some weights to get rid of the fat.

>>16988811

I would recommend baby steps. Start off slow.

No soda. No fast food. Set a time for each meal of the day, and nothing past 7 P.M. Drink lots of water. Lots of water. Lots. Of. Water.

Go for walks. Maybe 20-25 minutes everyday. Slowly start amping up. After a couple of weeks of walking. Try jogging for 10-15 minutes.

It's a process. There are no true and tried methods. The biggest thing, and I mean it, it's to not give up. If you fuck up once, don't stop. Keep going.

Obtaining the body shape demanded by society is _not_ your goal. Your goal is to eat healthier and be more satisfied with your self image.

What's your typical diet at the moment?

>>16988762
You're a fucking retard. You're one of those half brain twits that's going to be with men who lie straight to your face and then dump you out of the blue

>>16988781
aww...

I... i said i just wanted to experience it with someone i can be intimate with i didn't want to make it a thing or date them, the guys i like aren't even like that. I wanted to maintain my.. idk

>>16988762

> having the urge to give a guy a blow job
> I want it to be an intimate moment
> i dont want some random guy

2nd and 3rd statements are in conflict. This is why men have problems understanding women :-D

> thought of them talking about it horrifies me
Yea, giving your coworkers random blowjobs WILL have a consequences.

So you just go and get a bf by any means and then you can have your intimate moment without feeling like a slut.

Or you can just be a slut and give blowjob some random dude. Just make sure they don't know you. Rumors spread fast.

>>16988637

Because you're trying to do it with your dick instead of your shaved, scrubbed butthole.

it's not if you're not a fat beta

When you want to lose something
Don't look in the last place you lost it.
It's never there.

>>16988627
Unsolicited calls or visits are usually best on Monday or Tuesday at 8-9:00. People aren't jaded and bogged down with shit because of the end of the day/week yet.

>>16988627
that's not how it works anymore

Any day the place is open.

They may say they aren't Hiring atm, they may tell you to apply online, they man hand you an application.

But the most important thing about job hunting is apply everywhere, except for places that you are severly underqualified for (such as applying for a place that requires a Master's/Doctorate and you don't have one) even if the job says 5 years of "whatever" experience and you only got 3, apply anyway.

the fucking closet? inbetween your panties you sissy

>>16988491
My parents continue to go in my room, they'd see it. I also need to hide my panties too desu.

Under your mattress, perhaps?

Oh man. Your in for a treat homie.

I don't think it's really that dangerous, dude, it's just gross.

I mean, you CAN break your dick but I doubt it's particularly more likely to happen with only an extra hundred pounds or so. Certainly your weight has no bearing on whether or not it would happen, it's about the force applied to your dick.

but yeah, it's gross dude.

Your a loc for letting me ride top though.

>>16988450
Why don't you try asking her how she is doing? Compliment her. Talk about the weather. Talk about the news. Talk about how much of a fag you are posting on 4chan boards.

>know how to keep a conversation

Then it has to start somewhere small and simple.

>>16988468
kek

>>16988468
It doesnt come out as creepy,if I all of a sudden just send her 'Hi,how are you/whats up?'...?

Obesity, severe bone damage, gastrointestinal diseases that could lead to surgery, liver and kidney failures, blood pressure issues that could lead to heart diseases.

Being poor isn't quite an excuse, veggies, water and fruits are cheap. You can always exercise for free aswell.

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>>16988439
I'm not obese- really underweight. Like a fucking skeleton.

It is actually not too bad a diet in and of itself. Psychologically, eating bland food that's prepared the same day after day will kill you. Maslow's hierachy of needs puts physiological needs at the base of the pyramid - that includes food. We derive joy from food and call those who cannot derive joy from food people with eating disorders.

You won't die of scurvy any time soon, however a mostly-carb diet is inefficient (you need a lot to satisfy hunger, it 'goes down' quickly) and possibly costly financially.

I recommend that you start finding ways to supplement greens in your diet with dandelions, cat's ears and other foraged greens, sprouting beans bought in bulk (soybean and chickpea sprouts are particularly easy).

Look into hunting permits or what is acceptable to hunt in your area (rabbits, squirrels, so on and so forth).

>>16988378
Well - you are horrifically retarded for shagging her with a used and full condom, yes.

Not much an outsider can tell, have a fun time waiting for her red companion to appear.

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>>16988402
I'm in a perpetuated state of both paranoia and bemusement. I don't even know why I thought it was a very good idea, fuck me.

>used the same condom twice
How disgusting, for fucks sake. Hope she gets pregnant and you regret being an idiot the rest of your life.

I hope your trolling.
You're friends are cool and your a loser

>>16988359

It's the "waaa they like things I don't like and they don't like the things that I like - OMG they're such a horrible person" dumbass part of the brain.

Probably from evolutionary psychology or some shit like that where you had to fit it to show you belonged to the tribe.

Fuck it, drop the dead weight and do what you wanna do instead... chillax with people who'll live and let live rather than these "you're with us or against us" assholes.

>>16988359
Oh man I laughed so hard through this. I don't know why, I think just the way you phrased it all. Become a comedian, fuck those jerks.

>>16988353
Sex could help. Inhale helium to make your voice childish and scream "yes daddy, yes! give it to me"

>>16988353
You should start dressing and talking like a loli

also post tits

>>16988353
If it makes you feel this upset, talk to him about it. Voice your worries.
Nevertheless, I wouldn't be too worried. For most people there's a clear difference between 2D and 3DPD. I for one can enjoy shota, but would under no circumstances be attracted to a real kid.

>>16988346
You have never been a part of the child's life, so I think it would be appropriate for you to waive your parental rights and terminate contact.

But the kid and X's situation are roughly 50% your fault, so I can't think of a legally or morally defensible way to get out of paying the child support settlement. I hope that wasn't what you were looking for (although I'm sure plenty of angry neckbeards will be happy to tell you to tell her to fuck off, I feel pretty sure that you know that isn't actually OK or justified).

My advice is to suck it up, get her the money the judge tells you to (and no shame in getting your lawyer to negotiate it down), and then sign appropriate papers releasing you from rights, walking away forever after that.

Sorry you have to deal with this. Sounds like a massive drag.

>>16988346
tl;dr: you're a total asshole

I recommend that you try to get some records down for whatever you have paid in the past and that you made a reasonable attempt to contact X before stopping payment.

I also recommend that you walk through with your lawyer on your finances - it is possible that the amount of child support you have been sending may be larger than what is dictated for your income.

eh those things break

just put the storm windows in a closet if you're worried about it falling

>>16988251

Imagine you didn't see what you just saw. Would your question make any damn sense?

Hint: no it would not. Try clearly communicating your issue, friendo. Also tell your wife we want to see her unclothed ass.

There are different ways that they're secured (mine have pivoting clips, for example) but there's one thing that all screens have in common: flimsy as fuck.

Just do your best to be gentle. Worst comes to worst, there's nothing a little bit of epoxy can't fix.

>>16988245
idk man depends what you want to do with it, bmx's are hard to steal, so idk

>>16988245
Is this your first bike?

If yes, don't blow $1000.

>Thinking a street bike but idk.

We dk either, are you ever planning on riding on grass, dirt, or gravel?

>>16988254
It's for riding around town a lot. Going to work, school, and the like.