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If she's with you, and not any of these 29 other guys, then what's the problem?

Why the hell do you people care about mundane shit like this?

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>>16983716
I guess I over think it way too much.
I look as her like an apple pie, 29 other guys put there fingers and ate out of the apple pie. Now its my pie.

She chose you out of 29 fucking guys ya dingus, that should make you feel good. Get out there and fuck her like a man, dude.

>>16983371
get alcohol.
Make her drunk as fuck.
She won't even asks for sex or remember the night.
Crisis averted.

Will she actually be disappointed if you don't have sex?
There's not really anything you can do. Either avoid sex or lie, I would not be honest about it.

I would probably do some foreplay stuff and eat her out, and tell some bullshit lie about my dick like "I'm on some meds for a temporary problem and I have weird med whiskey dick."

We've been wanting to fuck lately and haven't gotten together but have made plans on what's going to happen when we do. She had plans today so I figured I'dfap today and be ready tomorrow but her plans changed so she asked if she could just come over.

Getting her drunk will just Make her hornier. I can get an erection but I usually lose it after a few minutes of sensationless sex. She's tight too so if I'm not at full mast it will stop going I'm completely.

Aww man fuck my life. I think I'm going to flake and say I fell asleep

and sorry for the bad english

>>16983296
this is pretty common in America actually, so I'm not surprised you're not used to this if you're not from here

You're most likely safe, it's fine to feel nervous, since it's prob your first obsessive weirdo encounter.

Tbh a lot of that extra detail was unnecessary lmfao, but don't feel unsafe, you're fine

>>16983485
yeah I guess it was unnecessary, I'm really sorry but I was very nervous... and yes, I've never been through this creepy situation. Is it really that normal?

I guess I'm safe because he doesn't know anything about me... you think he's going to look for me or anything? (I changed my facebook name just in case...)

I'm 22 and I don't know how

Bump for interest

never done it
never will

>>16983239
well nice to know i'm not alone

Why not see a psychiatrist and a therapist instead of drinking all the damned time?

SSRIs are a lot healthier for you than alcohol, lol.

>>16983109
Well I am seeing a psychiatrist and a therapist.

This is the first time that I've actually had a drink outside of a party setting, just me here alone (had a few spare bottles)

I hate the side effects of SSRIs and it's an absolute living hell weaning off of them. They don't seem to be too effective for me either.

I'm asking this question mainly because I'm scared of becoming an alchoholic because I'm sure a lot of people start with "oh I'll just have one drink" and they become addicts later.

From my past history I know that I'm unlikely to become an addict, but I don't know how addiction starts.

Sounds like a bad idea, dude.

She sounds like a cunt. Weird fucking thing to say. Normally girls want to be wanted?

Don't take her shit on board, OP. Fuck her, by fucking other broads, and just try and forget by staying busy and focussing on friends. lol

>>16983084
I've had sex with a lot of people since but it still hurts. I'm constantly busy but I can't do any homework without thinking about it.

I was in a relationship with her for four years when she said that. That was never a problem before that. I broke up with her because it hurt so bad and she didn't want me anymore.

All I ever think about is how she didn't really want me in the end.

>>16983111
>All I ever think about is how she didn't really want me in the end.
I'm going to give you the same advice I always give heartbroken blue men like you.
>GO READ RED PILL
Everything you've ever read or heard about women is bullshit. Bullshit. Your woman proves it yet again.
>Want me want me want me blaaaaaah
>Oh it's suddenly unattractive that you want me.
This only makes sense once you understand how women actually BEHAVE not what they lie to you about.

"Hi! How're you doing?"

>>16983040

"heyy, I don't mean to sounds creepy, but..."

Generally works.

"hey"
just make sure you've got an excuse to talk to her if the question comes up.

There might be worse places to ask for parenting advice than 4chan, but offhand, I can't think of any.

Aren't there mommyblogs for that sort of thing?

>>16983025

probably needs a male figure in his life.

start baiting a beta provider already.

yeah, i know. i just figured there are some pretty fucked up guys on here that might have gone through the same thing and they can tell me what not to do.. lmao

Depends. You a dude or a chick?
What size are you going for?
How does that size compare to your usual?
How are you going to use it?

>>16983032
A guy, so it's for anal. I'm thinking the large, probably. For comparison, my current largest go-to is my Tantus Cisco, which has a 6" circumference and has 11" of insertability. I can take it all the way, except when I get to the end it does hurt just a little when it goes past my bellybutton.

As for using it, I will probably lay it on my bed and ride it up and down with my shins flat on the bed. I don't mind if it doesn't stay up perfectly straight. Also my bed is firm enough for me to stand dildos on it.

>>16983024
you should really check out their forum, it has a lot of testimonials that would be a better resource than us

Give them a huge research paper (20 pages etc) and then reveal the prank at the end of class

Tell them they need to write an argumentative essay about a poem or some shit. Give them half an hour. Let them do it

Then tell them loljk

>>16982890
>>16982884
Subject is math. Ambushing period 1 with a "pop quiz" is a given, but the kids are narcs so I need as much variable material between classes as possible.

Hi OP,

I'm not in the field, but I think it's all about networking and doing a good job so other people can refer you. Linkedin will be a big help.

>>16982830
Yeah, it's just I'm 18 and just starting out. Connections are non-existent at the moment. Still, I have about 2 dozen decent size projects.

>>16982834
Where do you live? Make connections at your university. Trust me, you won't have a problem at all. Get on that Linkedin and Github though. Those two are going to be VERY important for you in the future. Just list out your most important projects and accomplishments. Good luck, bud.

Just tough it out I've had it for years you get used to it and it can't hurt you.

You need it to not literally roll around during sleep.
just give it a second to deactivate.

Sleeping on your stomach helps.

She said this: "oh (or was it 'right'?) I currently have a boyfriend now, sorry.

Tell me what I want to hear adv. Please? Pretty please?? :)

>>16982787

Asking her out again's a stupid move. She knows you're interested, if she wants you she'll tell you.

If you're in high school, don't worry. There are plenty of girls in college to fixate over.

Keep your chin up, my dude.

>>16982663
Get a Wii U and download gamecube games. If you just want a system that can play GC game disks then buy a wii because it read the GC discs in addition to wii discs.

>>16982663
Nah. Wiis can play gamecube games and dolphin is probably the best put together emulator available.

>>16982667

This if you're not comfortable using an emulator/ breakindalaw

>>16982669

This if you are. Dolphin is gr9 and I use it a lot.

watch batman vs. superman

>>16982650
For what purpose?

Heat up a lighter and put it on tour skin. It'll be permanent, so choose a not visible zone.