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having a huge problem with this chick.

Okay I met her at a bar. My friend introduced me to her and when we were together my friend and her started drinking a lot, then they wanted to take selfies with me so I was in the middle.

We were all huggy and shit while they took pictures, and then the other chick didnt drop her hand from me so we just kinda leaned on each other for a while. then sat at the bar and she was guiding my hand up her thigh.

Then we went out to the parking lot and made out like tons.

Only thing is next time we're all at the bar together she sits kind of at arms length from me at the table. Why do girls do this? She just used me to make out and now its like I don't matter to her??

Help me figure it out. Is she one of those girls that uses guys to hurt them for fun?

I should mention she's like 40 something.

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I have a habit, or in some manner, an addiction, to cocoa beans. I've used it on and off for years as an anxiolytic and painkiller, and this utility is partly what drives the attachment.

Phenylethylamine is likely the primary desired component, theobromine and flavonols likely have a passive secondary effect with cAMP, blood flow, etc. It changes how my memory is processed, augments creativity, makes me stronger, and narrows, or bends the mind such that certain tasks are performed far more efficiently and with a better result. And of course, it must be dualistic, because it's also cumulatively crippling, intellectually and physically. Potentiates greater anxiety later, eliminates any fluid ability to think (so I rely on things I've already thought out and stored the results of, adaptive and novel approaches are either impossible or too slow). The verbosity here is another problem.

Cocoa bean has bent and killed my mind, and it has brought me back to life. I've had quite a history with it, and I'm tired of it. Once I start I rarely stop until I'm trashed and too miserable to be miserable. I'd like suggestions for (ideally) more viable alternatives. I'd like something that is an anxiolytic, stimulant, and inhibits pain perception. Pharmacologically, the best match thus far is phenibut, does anyone know of a trustworthy distributor?

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My older sister who I live with ( she is 27) came home way too early and caught me trying to swallow a ton of her pills. I was too weak while throwing up to really stop her or get a word in soo she called 911 and I was taken to a hospital. The doctors thinks I tried to kill myself and soo does she but I'm insosoting it was an accident. This isn't fair. Why'd she do this? She didn't have to call 911 ...

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What's the most decent way to commit suicide? A good person would never want to hurt loved ones, and so they would have to make it look like an accident, but what kind of accident? It couldn't involve anyone else - no stepping in front of a motor vehicle or train, nothing that would curse someone else's life. Any ideas? I'm open for suggestions.

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Every single damn time I try to date a guy, this happens:

>meet guy
>think he's attractive
>guy invites me on date
>have great time talking to him
>second date
>guy starts getting close, maybe makes a move to kiss me
>panic mode engage
>secretly want to run away, don't touch me, get away type-stuff
>stop being attracted to guy, whenever guy expresses sexual intent just totally lose interest

What the hell is wrong with me? I find guys attractive, but I haven't been able to date one for so long because this crap always happens. This did not happen when I dated a girl, I wanted to be with her all the time and didn't mind the physical contact. Why haven't I been able to have the same with a guy?

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There's this barrista at the Starbucks where I go almost every day (since it's between my house and where I work) who's always really chatty and flirty with me. Seems like a wonderful person; sweet, funny, just the right level of nerdy. Unfortunately, this barrista is also spherical and makes the floor shake by walking.

A couple weeks ago, I started chatting with somebody on tinder who seemed pretty cute, but whose only had face shots (no body shots). We hit seem to really hit it off.

I found out these two are the same person. The reason for the lack of body shots, a few comments that puzzled me a bit at the time, it all just clicked for me that it's the same person.

And I'm just not attracted to people who are bigger around than they are tall. Seems like a wonderful person, but just not somebody I'd ever want to have sex with.

So what do I do from here? I don't want to hurt somebody who seems so friendly and genuine and cool, but there is zero physical attraction and there never will be. How do I let the barrista down gently?

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If you found someone you really love and want to be with that person forever, would you share all your secrets no matter how ugly they are?

I have very ugly secrets that I don't want anyone to know. History related to sex, plastic surgery.

I am sure that telling my partner at this point would cause all trust to be lost and lead to breaking up. I am sure sharing these things would have had very negative impacts in the beginning too.

Basically no good would come out of sharing my secrets, do you think I should have still been honest?

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My debit card got declined at a nice restaurant yesterday and made me look like a tremendous fuckup in front of someone.

I had $48,000 in my account, so it wasn't a balance issue. How do I ensure this never happens again?

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A pussy is supposed to expand when it's wet, but if you use it dry too much, is it going to stretch out and become loose?

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What's it called when you only care about yourself? I don't mean in a narcissistic way, just that I'm the only one who's going to get me through my life, so forming connections is stupid.
Introverted I guess?

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How does a short chubby dude with a (at best) 7/10 face, no sexual experience and very basic social skills lose his virginity before the end of highschool in June?

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has anyone ever worked in a gas station before? what's it like? pros, cons, general advice? i applied to one recently and i'm trying to weigh my options here

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>have low life friend from the bronx who I catch up with every now and then
>is a pretty big dog to me but stopped speaking to him to 12 months but recently started speaking to him again
>I progressed and went to uni and he still does nothing with his life
>went to movies last night with him and on the drive home he started making started making belittling comment such as :
why are you at uni? why would you even do that? thats so stupid
>didn't dignify that with an answer being I'm at med school who is this weak dog still living low at 25
>as we arrive to my house he smashes his car mirror into my mirror (my car is parked)
>go to check and scratches on my mirror
>thinks its funny
>ask him wtf is wrong with him?
>still thinks its funny
thinking about slashing his tyres, does this sound fair or should I do even worse??

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Describe your ideal mate, then describe yourself.
I'll go first.
>introverted
>passonate about science
>dependable and organized
>thin, wiry build
>glasses
Me
>shy and quiet
>kind and considerate
>a wide variety of interests and always wanting to learn more
>red hair
>average build