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>>16985346

what im getting from this is

>my life is absolutely normal, in fact its even fine
>but when im alone i wanna kill myself

dont be that guy. this kind of 'depression' is imaginary, and its caused by over stimulation with other people. basically you are so used to being around people that its the only way you know to have fun, its the only thing you think of as fulfilling. so when you are alone for any reason even for a little while, you think you are depressed and need to kill yourself.

if you have money to go out with friends you arent poor btw. at all.

>>16985346
Talk to your friends. They're there to HELP you and SUPPORT you. It's a burden on them, but I can assure you that if they're really your friends then they'll take it willingly. Also maybe take a break from purposeless sex and spend some time pursuing a meaningful relationship.

>>16985355

Yeah I might be overthinking things.

But what should i do when im alone. For example going home from the bar. Got one hour left till im home. Got no good book around. How do i stop this kind of stuff. (phone games getting boring)

Well why did it have to happen? Remind yourself of those reasons by posting them.

>>16985328

Well Tammy, the first thing you should do is nothing.

When we make a hard decision our first impulse is to go back or fix it with the least damage possible.

You must have had good reasons to break with her. Think about them without any judgement and, if you still agree with them it is time for you to seek distraction.

Medical operations hurt as hell when you wake up but they can save your life.

>>16985328

i always fantasize about one of my male friends coming over to mourn the loss of a recent relationship. id get him a beer, we'd play some mario kart, somehow id end up rubbing his feet and then sucking his dick.

then tomorrow we'd pretend like it never happened.

>>16985311

>alright u cucks, help me weith basic math

no.

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>>16985311

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>>16985314
Come on bruh help me out here .__.

>>16985285

if a girlfriend is only sex to you, then just go fuck hookers and sluts. how tiny is your penis though? 4 inches is average and its about clitoral stimulation so there is that.

i-i mean... BAIT.

>>16985301
4.5 length x 2.5 around

>>16985305
Just hold your breath suring sex, Isaac.

>>16985257
North Korea

What advice were you looking for exactly?

>>16985257
I think Dubai, basically most sandcountries

IIRC, any type of chemical effect on your brain while it's trying to process and cement memories links those two together. That makes later recall associated with that chemical and it's more difficult to remember the information without it. So unless you plan on smoking before or during your exam as well, I wouldn't advise smoking now.

>>16985252
Does it affect my ability to retain information acquired earlier in the day? No.

Does it negatively affect my ability to retain after smoking? Yes.

Will it affect you the same way that it does me? Won't know tell you give it a go.

I'd smoke the full J unless you're trying to conserve.

>>16985268
I have studied some psychopharmacology at uni and according to my knowledge, associations (conditioning) does not happen from that quickly (smoking once) and so little (half a joint).
So that is not something I would be concerned about.

Have you tried smoking after studying before?

>>16985279
Studying while high is not possible, that I have tried. That is why I would do it after studying and before sleeping, so there is no important sensory input smoking.

Furthermore it is only half a joint (I just want to finish it - skunk smells when half smoked). Normally I'd go for a walk, but I cannot do that atm.

>>16985206

nope. the military refuses to take people after your situation. you are fucked OP. wow what a dumb question. whjy would they take you

If it was documented you may be fucked, if it wasn't then you still can. This time be smarter and when they ask about your medical and psych history just say no to everything. They only know what you tell them or what shows up in a physical.

You have two options, if you're serious.

Your first option is to go to another recruiter or branch and deny it. This may put you at risk for fraudulent enlistment and getting kicked, or punished I believe.

Your second option is to be honest, get a psychological evaluation and a letter of good health, and go through with the process.

If there's no record of this happening, then you have a better chance. Think carefully about this. Especially if you go into a combat MOS. If you've ever had suicidal thoughts, the military won't help with that. At least not for the first week or two.

Happy April 1st faggot

>>16985172
Bazinga

testing

>>tells me she wants to go in green
You are an adult. Date women who know how to act like adults as well.

Have some fucking standards.

>>16985129
Wow OP

The moment a girl would legit ask me for permission to pretend she's single is the moment I tell her that she won't be pretending.

Like, fuck man. It doesn't take a genius to sort this shit out.

>>16985129
Did nobody ever tell you how early 20s girls are all cheaters?

>>16985113
Because it's April 1st, moron.

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>>16985113
Well Cory, you may have downloaded a virus by accident. Try wiping your cache and local files. Also try using another web browser.

>>16985098

Idk I think its here for good. Also what is with all those names?

>>16985098
It's April 1st you fools

>>16985107
seems like 4chan got a new owner :/ This makes me sad somehow omg or it maaaybe got hacked. Who the fuck knows.

How do I get rid of it

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>>16984948
You're going to have to get behind the wheel again someday, anon. You're also probably going to be kicking yourself if you let this job go so easily. Be brave! Be careful! Use what you've learned from being in the accident to do better in the future. It can make you a better driver, if you let it.

>>16984961
Thank you. Will try to go to work at least and see if they'll let me go early.

>>16984974
>let me go early
Do you mean go home early this evening? Any reason?

No it's the cool, fresh and new look of 4chan :-)

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>>16984906

>any way to turn this shit off?

I asked myself that the instant I saw it.

>>16984911

just what I want. even less information.

I hate giraffes

"I like consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation"

>>16984895

>tyrone, my ex is at the door

Shirtless pics

show off your best features

>>16984886
The first picture has to have only you for clarity
The other pictures should be good pictures of you with other people / in social environments, a party, whatever
Maybe throw in a picture of yourself somewhere. The beach, vacationing, etc

You probably want to avoid giving the impression that you had to take a bunch of pictures of yourself to set up your profile
Guys who try too hard are usually a turn-off, just pick flattering pictures that make you look like a fit, social, and cool guy

imo