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>>17089800
You've got trap potential op you filthy slut

You grew up.

Also >>17089810 do your male features like hairy legs or having a penis ever make you feel uncomfortable?... Like, hey, maybe you'll just try shaving them a little, or putting on panties, or you kinda want boobs?

Maybe you were destined to be the slut, not have the slut.

You don't want to be with them, you want to be them.

>>17089798
Dude just get what needs to be a done and have realistic expectations

>>17089798
Get rid of things that are a waste of time. See, now you have time.

>>17089805
I'm not buying it. Surely there must be better and worse ways to manage your time.

Good point about expectations though.

Inb4 you fuck on prom night, get pregnant and are stuck with him, but op don't be a greedy shit and break up after prom just to use him for something.

>>17089748
Just find another dude to dance with at prom. Sure, he'll notice and maybe take a little out on you, but then he should probably feel stupid for letting it happen. That's what I did, the girl I was supposed to be with (then again, we weren't dating) caused a huge scene, but then afterward things went really well with the new girl so w/e man.

>>17089760
We both want to go, in fact I think it's the reason why he's been sticking with me.

Post the conversation, I don't think anyone can give you any advice otherwise.

>>17089741
>messaged me out of the blue
probably a misclick

She got the wrong person.

Of course it does. Starving people in third world countries even take painkillers just to soothe the hunger pains.

That's a pretty dumb way to kill yourself. Stop being retarded and live life normally

>>17089709
as someone with anorexia nervosa; nope! no pain. my teeth feel a little loose and my immune system is shot; but the stats say i will die of complications like organ failure or heart disease in about ten yrs.

guess it depends on how srsly you starve yourself, for how long it takes, and if any asshole fambly will commit you to treatment

garbage bag over head and tied firmly around neck asphyxiates. you basically fall asleep with a sort of headache and don't wake up.

i guess the moral thing to say is 'don't do it", but honestly, i respect your option to lie down and call it quits. it is none of my business what other people do with their bodies, so long as they don't hurt anyone else.

>>17089699
I'm not attracted to black people either. Im not even racist (German) I just think them physically repulsive. There are only very veeeeery few (half black) exceptions to this rule. Really. If you don't feel the same its probably only in your head (you racist faggot).
Just kidding. Probably I feel stronger repulsion than you because I'm female and designed to be pickier by evolution?

I would like a qt black gf please

>>17089718
>I'm not racist, I'm just a German who thinks other races are physically repulsive
Nice one

>>17089693
>In terms of money, career and overall life and financial security this is a huge break for me.
I don't know much about Irish women but, if you're being offered this and would be deterred by the prospect of being surrounded by ugly women, you are a dumbass.

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>>17089693
It depends on your taste. This woman is considered attractive in Ireland.

>>17089693
>this is gonna sound like such humblebrag bullshit


followed by humblebrag bullshit. Good thing I only skimmed it. People like you are so fucking intolerable as soon as you open your mouth "Man I have this horrible problem (proceed to idiotically transparent bragging"

Next time you do that IRL slap yourself in the fucking face, you deserve it.

>>17089646
Stop entering relationships just because.

>>17089646
you need a couple of relationships like that, you will learn.

Im 29, and if i could go back in time 10 years i would kick myself for crying for some bitches.

>>17089655
same.

Is it bleeding profusely or just sort of trickling? It might've just been some really irritated hair follicle on the scar tissue.
Or it might've been a slight hemorrhage from being stabbed in the gut.
Keep the wound clean and monitor it for any kind of pus or infection over the next day or two. If it starts doing anything weird, immediately go to a doctor.

>>17089627
I suppose it's just trickling, but initially it was coming out pretty fast. There's no pus or any kind of mass or fluids other than blood at the moment, but it seems like after I drain it, that area of tissue fills right back up with blood again and keeps seeping out

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Huh. In the old days, that was a sign of Vitamin C deficiency, if it came with bad breath and your teeth falling out. Scurvy, lol.


OP, go to the doc. If it is an infection, the scarring can be a great pathway for the infection to get into your gut cavity, which you don't want.
I'm not a doc, but have paramedic training, long ago. Go get checked out, serious. If the doc sends you home with a band-aid and antibiotics, you'll be comfortable because you had a diagnosis. Not knowing what's up will suck, anyhow, and while you might be fine, 'might be' is a shitty gamble.

>>17089601
Go buy a mouth guard from a pharmacy

>>17089601
Don't get a pharmacy night guard. Get a professionally fit one (yes, it's expensive as hell). It will save you much pain and ortho expense down the road. The material is made such that it trains your jaw to relax as you're sleeping since it's kinda springy. However, I've ground my way through 2 night guards in my life but it's better than the headache inducing TMJ that can associate with bruxism

I have what you have, it's called bruxism. Get a night guard from your dentist, they can mold one to your mouth. it is expensive but it will be cheaper than having to get a tooth fixed. I also recommend trying to get TMJ-specific massage to try to relax the muscles. Here's a guide to help you do it yourself but professional is better. http://www.massagetoday.com/archives/2004/12/05.html

You can't easily fix tooth grinding at night but you can be aware of it during the day. Periodically check your jaw and relax it if you're grinding. You can hold the tip of your tongue between your teeth as a deterrent, since it will hurt if you bite down.

I also recommend avoiding chewing gum, that always makes it worse for me.

Nope! Welcome to London.

Not that we're going to tell you about, that's for fucking sure

Where could i find a good pub?

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OP,

Never. NEVER. NEVER! Work for free. Goddamn, where is your father? He should have made that clear when you were still a kid.

My suggestion, go to your slavemaster, and tell them you have interviews coming up, you've scheduled them outside of the time when you plan on being there, but you can't afford to work for free, and would like to know whether or not you're wasting your time allowing them to profit from your work without compensation.

Never do that shit again. You need a slap upside your head for agreeing to it.

I'll tell you, I was offered an internship at Massachusetts General Hospital when I was an undergrad. My school was walking distance. I did well at the interview, and then they talked about what a great experience it was, and then mentioned there were 6 slots, and it was unpaid. I got up, shaked hands, and said I work hard, and for cheap, but my existing skills and ability to learn would never be given away for free, and I couldn't afford it anyways.
They called me back that night. 5 people did the job for free. I got paid.

Even if you never get called back, you've got to signal that you're nobody's bitch. Otherwise, you absolutely are.

>>17089559
THIS, OP.

Literally don't do another second of work for them. Ask to get paid, and if they don't then quit.

>>17089559
Isn't relevant unpaid experience better than irrelevant paid experience?

You can be my gf I suppose

>>17089515
I'm a guy tho, thanks for the offer I guess

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OK, look, OP, get over yourself.

If you've got a shitty self-image, you need to do something that you can be proud of. I'd suggest doing that through work or a hobby, and mastering it.
If you're going to float through life, and it sounds like you are, so far, you're not going to get shit, because you haven't earned it.

... and i know that you totally understand. You're obviously not an idiot. But you ARE going to have to get up off your ass and make some sort of changes, perhaps starting with not opening up by listing exactly why you can't make positive changes in your own life, and seeing why and where you can do so.

I'm not a fucking motivational speaker, OP. I'm a ship's captain, so I currently have 21 male children ranging from a 78-year old Filipino to a 19-year old black kid from Detroit who grew up in group homes and has spent more time behind bars than the rest of us combined.

People CAN make changes. the kid I'm talking about will make a great engineer if he stays with us for a few years. He's got the gift.
... thing is, you won't know where your passion or where your gifts lie without seeking them out. Doing what you are doing obviously isn't working for you. Why continue? "Because it's easy' is a cunty answer, and not really workable over a long enough timeline. Eventually you're going to have to make changes anyhow, and the results will be better if you do so voluntarily, ahead of time.

Go do something today you don't normally do. Go for a walk, go clean something, or buy something you have to build. Go experiment. Walk into a bar with a book and sit down, have a beer and read your book at the bar. It's not scary, and it's not rocket science. Just get off your ass, and try to move, and try to do things you haven't done before. You'll learn more about who you are and who you aren't, and that's never a bad thing.
YOU have value, just by being. You can enhance that value by being interesting and happy.

I dunno lol

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>>17089496
Is there a reason to live if I have depression and anxiety?

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Hmmmm. Normally, I'd say contact the admissions department of the university, and ask them. I know a few guys who entered university in their mid 20's and early 30's, but they all had careers and military experience, etc. Saying that you were a useless vampire who stayed at mommy's tit for too long probably won't tickle their pickles.

#1, I'd be resentful towards your enablers for helping you fuck yourself this much.

#2, you may need to wait a while and do something worth talking about before getting what you want. Live with it. If you want to do something bad enough, you'll find a way to make it work or seek out an alternate path of equal value.

#3. Contact the admissions department at the university. Don't mention being a useless faggy bag of suck when they ask about what you've been doing outside of jerking off to cartoons in mom's basement. Don't give your name, just seek out the information.

#4, stop sucking at life. If you're truly useless, what makes you think you can survive at university? Granted, it can be used as a day-care center for useless shitheads, but it ain't free, and haven't you already fucked things up enough?

Now, if you've reformed, and really have stopped sucking at life, dig in and find a solution.
Oh, and get off of /adv, asshole, and be productive.

>>17089508
I already submitted my portfolio and all the other necessary documents, the only thing Im missing is the testimonial which they told me was important. I could follow one of those templates on google about requesting a testimonial but theres nothing there about a 4 year gap, thats why i thought to seek advice here first before sending an email

>>17089556

See #3, my answer above at >>17089508