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>>17087720
Tl;dr version is that I am having difficulty deciding who I want to be with

>>17087731
the second one.

>>17087623
Lol I didn't mean to say I'm really hot.

>>17087623
>I feel allot better when I don't masturbate,but for the past few months I can't help be do it everyday.

<falling for the nofap meme

Religion helps a lot of people through problems like that. Granted, a lot of people have the urge to masturbate ( maybe not to little 6yo. But still) so you are not alone. I would suggest seeking psychological help for the attraction to 6yo though and most likely they will help with the masturbation problem as well.

Do something for other people

You might be depressed. And/or you aren't being exposed to new shit. Life gets very bland if you fall into a routine. Everyone has different tolerances of bland.

Try new shit.

Isnt this the way to Nirvana?

cont.

skip to grade 10

>she gives up on boyfriends, hangs out with me
>nothing was ever explicitly implied but you could feel the tension between us
>she'd always be really close to me and rest her head on my shoulder or give me really long random hugs and say how much i mean to her
>i loved it so much
>halloween happens
>we are in a group of friends but they're being annoying
>every time she rests her head on me a friend comes to try to interrupt it just to be a jerk
>we leave on our own, end up at park
>sitting on a bench, its about 11 p.m.
>we get closer and closer
>i finally sum up the courage to hold her hand
>she holds it back, looks at me and smiles
>i kiss her (my first kiss by the way)
>i lean back in a "wow did that just happen" way
>i waited 4 years to do that
>she says my name, so i look at her, and she leans in and we literally just kiss over and over again for 2 hours
>i walk her back to her house, holding hands, thinking life is just so perfect
>i kiss her goodnight
>next day, she wasn't at the place we usually meet up at before school
>don't think too much of it
>walk in to a classroom to say hi to a different friend
>she's in the corner sitting close to some other dude and we make eye contact and she makes a face like she knows what she just did
>she tries to apologize to me over and over again, saying how she just wanted us to be friends and she's afraid of ruining us
>i forgive her but things aren't the same
>literally 2 days later she starts making out with a friend right in front of me
>never felt so heartbroken seriously
>i leave, don't talk to anyone in that group for 2 months
>she apologizes again and i say whatever
>friendship isn't the same anymore
>we still were friends though
>i still felt for her even after all of that
>summer comes a bit later, and we start hanging out a lot
>she starts getting close to me and i don't know why but i kissed her again
>she kisses me back
>"we need to just be friends"
cont.

>at this point i give up, end up meeting a girl at an attack attack! show and we start dating,
>relationship ends badly

skip to end of senior year in high school

>she messages me on Facebook, and i figure eh why not
>we start talking again
>i tell her everything thats happened to me in the last year and a half-two years since we last spoke
>we catch up
>she ends up going to a college 3 hours from me while i go to community college
>we text each other occasionally but nothing too serious
>back of my mind i realize i still have feelings for her
>an hour later she texts me
>"i miss you so much"
>we end up flirting again
>she snapchats me nudes
>I've wanted to see that for 7 years at this point
>"lets hang out soon"
>two days later, same friend from 6th grade (at this point i considered him my closest friend) who "dated"her for 4 days texts me
>"DUDE I GOT LAID LAST NIGHT"
>hes kinda a player so i don't think too much of it
>"oh yeah? thats cool dude!"
>"guess who though?"
>the very same girl
> i feel crushed, tell him what happened
>he gets pisses, instantly stops talking to her and apologizes to me a million times
>im not mad, he really didn't know
>i eventually stop talking to him too though

skip to 6 months later

>she texts me "hey"
>im so pathetic i reply
>i still have feelings for her
>she invites me over
>we hang out just normally
>after a while she lays on her bed and I'm just sitting on the floor awkwardly
>"you can lay down too, you know"
>i lay down next to her and we talk
>i kiss her on the cheek after she keeps getting closer to me
>"you shouldn't have done that. i have a boyfriend you know. You should leave"
>i apologize a million ties and she seems fine
>texts me a amonth later
"im drunk and my boyfriend just cheated on me"
>i reply "I'm sorry, are you okay?
>"why do i even text you, you don't care"
>never replies to my texts ever again


skip to now, a year later


i miss her and feel for her and i don't know why. what do i do?

get over it.

You tried to fucking kill yourself. Now is not the time to think about post secondary education. You should take at least a year off with therapy and maybe medication to sort yourself out, or you're just going to fall hard again.

>>17087447
Believe me I know how serious it is. I am not going to school now and have become a NEET living with my parents, cumstained underwear, eating Ben and Jerry's daily when I used to be in great shape. This whole thing has just put me in an emotional gutter. I wanted to get into a good law school but those prospects are honestly fucked with a sub 3.7 GPA. Unless I get a perfect LSAT and I'm not smart enough to knock it out of the park and be in the 99.99999th percentile.

I want to get help but I want to get this sorted out. It's like nobody gives a shit at my school.

I posted on some college forums and it was full of pompous elitist retards saying shit like

>YOU DESERVE IT FOR BEING A DUMBASS IF ONLY YOU WERE SUPERIOR LIKE ME YOU WOULDST DO STUPID THINGS, SORRY ONLY PEOPLE LIKE ME ARE CANDIDATES FOR LAW/MEDICAL SCHOOL AND NOT EVERYONE CAR MAKE IT NOW SHINE MY SHOES

Like I chose to do bad and it wasn't that I was trying to kill myself and was in an emotional toilet because of things that happened in my personal life.

>>17087443
Hahaha
>I'm not getting what I want
>people are trying to hold me accountable for my actions
>better kill myself

I have no advice to help you manipulate your school. My advice is to reap what you've sewn, and learn two things. First, what not to do next time, and second, that you're still okay, through all the mental suffering you imposed on yourself over this.

>getting kicked out of school for cigarettes

What the fuck? When I was in highschool, we had a designated smoking area for kids that smoked.

Also how did they find out about an email? Also why were you talking about shooting up the school?

>>17087430
I basically sent "gunna gun down [Principle's name] after school" on one of the school's laptops. It was just a joke. They overreacted.

>>17088661
>I'm gonna kill someone at school, oh hahah it's just a joke guys!
Nope. They didn't overreact. You're just very sheltered and apparently haven't even heard that that's a real thing people do. People actually take gun to school and shoot others before committing suicide. Parents hold the schools responsible for not preventing it.

Or you did know that's a real thing in the world, and stupidly did it anyway.. In which case you should feel bad and your friend has every reason to not forgive you.

>>17087415
If you made plans you're all good, if she avoided making new plans it would be a problem.

Huh? No, she had a pretty valid excuse. A lot of people (myself included) like to have a relaxation mode before work. And you even said you made plans for a later date. Sounds like she's still interested to me.

>>17087421
>>17087423
here is where my own self confidence is probably an issue. There really isn't anything special about me and she's objectively very attractive and gets a lot of male attention.
she could have a great looking boyfriend if she wants, I have trouble believing she could be interested in me as more than a friend.
like I'm going to just go and fuck up her gene pool.

I'm not terrible looking, just ordinary, when the two of us pass by a mirror together I just think there is no way this girl would ever actually date me

>>17087385
There are concealers strong enough to be used with tattoos, if you feel the need.

>>17087385
Wow dude, you are taking that scripture way too seriously. Its like the people that say money is the root of all evil. Nah, it's the LOVE of money that is the root of all evil. Currency is needed in our day to day, and is not inherently evil. Pride is the same way. Taking pride in your work is great, taking pride in your accomplishments is great. Thinking you are better than other people because of those things is where pride gets you into trouble. See what I'm getting at? Look at Jesus, don't you think he took a little pride in doing God's work on earth? Of course he did. Sorry about your autistic tattoo though.

>>17087397
Nah I hate being fake id rather the world see that I have a tattoo even though it bothers me than try to conceal it. Plus its a hassle to put on.

>>17087384
Nope - she's broken inside. Someone messed her up bad, she needs therapy first.

>>17087384
Sounds like she just wants a fwb, don't fall in love.

That's a pretty standard by-the-books excuse. Meaning she doesn't want a relationship with you specifically

You're probably going to have a hard time with that if you don't go to school for it.

Most languages can be picked up in 2 years if that's all you are doing. Think rather about what countries or cultures interest you the most, and aim for teaching English there . You will get a chance to
>get paid while you learn the local language
>get laid because you will probably be a novelty and at least 1 girl in town will want to try you out

>>17087340
Freelance translator, native English speaker, and polyglot (conversant in six languages, have been paid to translate from four) here. It's very difficult to make a real living as a translator. You need to be able to hustle for work constantly. And to be able to translate well, you need a better command of a language than most people can get in a year or two unless you are really exceptional. All that said...

Austronesian languages (Indonesian/Malay and Tagalog/Filipino being the big ones) are quite simple to pick up; demand is not immense but neither is the pool of native English speakers translating from them. Vietnamese has growing demand as well, particularly as the country's export-oriented economy grows, and it's also fairly simple, at least in terms of grammar (I find the phonology tricky, but you did say translate rather than interpret).

Lots of people seem to find basic Spanish very quick to acquire, but the translator market in Spanish is probably too crowded for you to survive.

Chinese is high-demand and simple grammatically, but you're not likely to learn to read well enough to translate in just a year or two.

And for a final squirt of piss on your parade, for any of these languages you run the risk of being underbid by a native who can work cheaper than you. Your English may be better, but their price could be half what you ask for, and many clients will settle for weird English.

None of these are reasons not to try, they're just realities you should be aware of if you really mean to go for it.

ur gonna die m8

>>17087064
I had an infection like that on my leg. If you don't get that treated you're going to wish you were dead.

What caused the wound? How long has it been this way, and when did you get the initial wound? I need more information to be of any help.

Practice sucking dick and both wear a condom

Practice sucking condom and both wear a dick.

>>17086844
Practice condom dick and both wear a sucking.

do you. enjoy your youth while it lasts

Do what turns you on. You may find that after experiencing it for real, it actually turns you off. And even if it doesn't, you'll be finding out about yourself. That's always good.So what if your fantasies are dark? Quit worrying about what's "normal" and be you. "normal" people are worried about what you think because they have no idea you might not be "normal", whatever the fuck that is

>>17086417
So long as the fantasies aren't illegal or mean, get over your guilt. And I agree with the other anon - you don't have to experience all of your fantasies. Sometimes the fantasy is enough to get off, and the actual event is meh. Fantasies are great because they're taboo.

>>17085616
TLDR just be yourself.

>>17085643
So, stay in voluntary isolation with zero motivation or desire to live life and do things?

Doesnt sound very fun or fulfilling senpai

I'm sorta the same, just no GF

I don't think so. I think any employer, if you are a good candidate for the job other than work experience will give you a chance, but they will be very weary of your job performance, and less likely to give you the same chances another employee gets before pidgeon-holing you into the role of the company idiot. Then if that happens it will be only a matter of time before your disposed of in one way or another.

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You're a /pol/tard, aren't you?

>>17085592
You'll have to start from the bottom abut is possible to break through the job market.
Start sooner than late tho.