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Adopts. Find a surrogate.

Kidnapping.

>>17090473

adopt. surrogacy. find lesbians who want a baby (this can be complicated but it can also be good for a child to have 4 parents)

also consider finding a couple of lesbians, impregnating both. they keep one child you keep the other. visits regularly but thats it.

pretend to be straight. sleep around with ho's. when one gets pregnant offer to keep the child and they dont have to do anything (this could be sticky with you being a child support for a child you never see).

there are many many many many many ways. you could even consider faking being striaght until a year into the childs birth then coming out.

Nothing is going to change it. If you're fantasizing about fucking dudes and getting fucked by dudes, then you're gay. Period. Quit being a homophobe and just accept it.

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>>17090468
>I'm a straight male
>But I fantasize about getting fucked by guys.
>Oh, and I fantasize about fucking guys, too.
>In fact I masturbate to it.
Yeah, okay, whatever you say.

>>17090468

this is not unique to you. I've dated a lot of dudes. I was the first for many of them cuz i came out early. it was always the same thing
>IM NOT GAY
>I DONT LIKE THE GAY LIFESTYLE
>I STILL WANNA SETTLE DOWN AND MARRY A WOMAN AND HAVE KIDS
>I CANT IMAGINE THAT WITH A GUY
>I JUST USE DUDES FOR SEX BUT AM ONLY ROMANTIC WITH WOMEN

every single one of them got over it. the big issue is really that you are afraid of the gay 'brand'. having sex with dudes isnt what repulses you, obviously, its really a fear of being a gay person.

and I get it. i share that fear. I came out of the closet in 8th grade, but two years ago i went back in. because being defined by your faggotry sucks. no matter how accepting people claim to be, its annoying. its almost just as annoying when they 'love it' cuz they want you to be their gay friend. and thats all you become to them, a gay friend. its hard to just be someones bro or best friend, cuz you'll always be their 'gay best friend'.

its hell. but you get over it. like i said, every guy i ever dated got over it. it goes from
>i only use dudes for sex
to
>its strange ive only really been seeing dudes lately
to
>im basically a power bottom who wants to get gangbanged

its pretty funny. you'll get over it to. my advice? stay in the closet for as long as you can after meeting someone. they dont need to know unless they need to know. this lets a bond develop before they can try to write you off as just a gay.

>>17090461
Well my man you gotta start just beeing urself my friend and all things will work themselfs out from there.

>>17090461

confidence is simply certainty. to break it down further, Confidence differs from cockiness because confidence means you have something to back it up. that is why you are certain.

most people arent confident in the way you think. they arent confident that whatever they do will be successful. The thing they are confident about is that it won't negatively impact their life.

a 'chad' has no issue going up and talking to a girl even though he gets turned down quite a bit. hes not afraid cuz even if a girl turns him down, his life is exactly the same as it was ten minutes ago. hes confident because he knows that her saying no wont make him suffer.

the problem with most betas is that they self inflict hteir suffering. I've seen them 'advise' people not to ask out a girl because it will 'only lead to embarrassment dont do that to yourself!!1!'

Beta's go through what everyone else goes / went through. sometimes they go through it a little more. sometimes they went through it even less. simply because they had bad experiences, chose to fixate on them, and let it control their lives.

>>17090638

So,

to achieve confidence you simply have to dissect a situation and think about whether or not it will actually hurt you. chances are, it will only affect your life if you get the desired outcome. otherwise your life goes back to normal.

certain circumstances i recommend staying away from. for instance dont ask out a girl in your immediate social circle, as it can cause tension from within the group. but if the girl is one you dont have to associate with closely on a regular basis, dont worry.

dont ask out someone who is a 'close friend'/in your circle. Don't ask out someone you work in the same department as. thats pretty much it.

>>17090424
Yes, because it's too often. Often is very different than /too/ often. Too much of a good thing and all that jazz.

>>17090424
I get turned on by seeing two guys make out. You should do that to impress the girls.

Am not a girl.

But that girl in da picture is so beautiful.

Tell her to fuck off and there's only enough parking for everyone currently without her bullshit
If you're all alowed to park in the lot and its on your lease then there's literally nothing she can do
If she causes problems complain about her, its the owners final say because its his parking lot
There's no reason for her to be a dick if she wanted her own driveway she should get her own house.

>>17090423
It is always better to not escalate things, as long as it's no inconvenience to you. would you have to walk far if you didnt park there? it sounds like there are enough spots. if there are other spots, just respect her demand, rude and stupid as it is. people like that are vengeful, she may cause you trouble down the road if you call her a dumb cunt, as much as she deserves it. if it would be a pain in the ass to park elsewhere, tell her (politely) to get fucked.

>>17090423

you arent really being specific enough. how many spaces are there?

realistically there should be an equal number of spaces per apartment. however some apartments might get extra spaces. a 2 bedroom will likely have two people who own cars, whereas a studio only 1.

but if there are 4 spaces and 4 apartments, or 8 spaces and 4 apartments, no reason it cane be divided fairly.

so tell us.

>>17090421
>being a good person
>learning valuable skills for things you have an interest in and going where jobs are
>see 2nd

>getting a wife
Not at all.

>getting a good job
Depends on what level of commitment and how ambitious you are

>getting a house
Directly related to 1 and 2.

>>17090421
It's not easy to live a simple life anymore OP. If you want a wife and a house and a job well then, you're just entitled. Forget kids too, it's too expensive to raise them nowadays. Don't worry though, the state will iron out the resulting demographic issues by importing tons of third world migrants and making your life even worse!

Lose weight.

Allow yourself to be used wholly as a sexual object in secrecy, promising to never show public affection or to bother them, but you'll give them a blow job when they require one

Learn to speak English. Are you a ghetto illiterate or a foreigner? I can't tell but I do know what you just typed makes no sense!!!

Your own face isn't something you should judge, since you know yourself too well to estimate your worth basing on the appearance. Consider that the way you look matters only to other people, but should not concern you at all. Instead of comparing your face to faces of others, try to figure out how much your appearance influences the way people treat you. To do it, look at their faces and think - do I really care that much how they look? Would you dislike a person completely just because he/she isn't attractive? Of course not. And from what you wrote, I assume you aren't hideous and repulsive. You're just too self conscious.

Don't spend too much time staring at the mirror. Whenever you compare yourself to others, remind yourself that it is completely futile to complain on something you can't change. Watch how your friends and acquaintances act towards you - do you feel that they treat you badly because of your face? If no, stop caring, you probably look fine. If yes, do you really want to be around those people?

>>17090406
Great post, however if people wouldn't care how others look there wouldn't even be terms like ugly and beautiful.

>>17090426
Oh, of course it matters. But when someone, like OP, hates his face, he starts thinking that your appearance is the most important factor, if not the only one. Unless you are seriously ugly, it's not. Most flaws you see in the mirror are either invisible to others, or they just don't care.

>>17090311
You're family likely knows better, but you won't listen. She'll burn you eventually, OP

>>17090316
My family despises every girl I've ever dated. They really don't know any better.

The blood of the covenant is thicker than the water of the womb

Maybe maybe not, but I occasionally have to contend with that shit from my sister and her boyfriend whenever the family happens to get together and let me and everyone else listening tell you it's the grossest kind of speech in the world for 3rd parties to hear.

It may be disgusting for others but I suppose it's normal behavior, for lovers. An adult man and his mother talking like is something completely abnormal. Your mom should not be trying to ageplay with you.

That's creepy as fuck, OP.

>>17090300
OP here, Im not a grown man, im a teenage girl and my mother and I are both straight.

>>17090252
Threaten him.

>>17090279
kek.

I looked at his grading policy, and it's this:
"Grading Policy
90 – 100% A
80 - 89% B
70 – 79% C
60 – 69% D
Below 60% F"

So if he's consistent with his sigfigs (rounding to the nearest percentage point), I should pass. Should I mention that?

Definitely talk to him. Profs sometimes are willing to work with you, especially when you showed that much improvement and you're that close. I don't think actually recommending a course of action is good tho. Some profs get kind of egotistical about running their classrooms.

>>17090241
Read your message before posting it. If it has some sense or logic rewrite it.

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Follow da rurrrrrrrrus

>>17090241
>do not bait
>do not troll
>do not respond to bait or trolls
>ignore threads and posts you don't like
>only contribute when you have something to contribute
>don't request things outside of /r/ and /wsr/, unless you have something to offer in return
>don't get mad
>remember: You're here forever.

>iktf
>fw still bamboozled on how can people like me and spend time with me

Well stop thinking that way. She wouldn't bother if she didn't want to.

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Kumiko a shit.

You have to acknowledge everyone does cringey shit from time to time, but they get over it. You're probably the only one that remembers these instances in the first place, but you can see your mistakes and actively work to do better in the future

>>17090402
It's just so constant, and I have so much stuff to cringe over

I do the same thing.

One thing that helps me is to try to not take life so seriously. We're all gonna be worm food compost one day. Don't sweat the small stuff and enjoy your life

>>17090204

Oops, not /b/, adv/.

My mistake. -_-

Stop posting stupid shit on linkedin, you moron. It's not the place for that kind of stuff.

Never do anything fun or make jokes on linked in. It'll fuck you up