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Need help identifying this spot on my chin. Sore, no head like a pimple, only clear liquid and blood comes out when I drained. Sorry TMI
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Just wash with a lot of soap. Dont get your dirty band on that things and leave i there. Id it doesn't go away within 2 wweks or so go see a specialist
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Dirty band?
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It's probably some kind of ingrown hair or infected sweat gland, and the reason why you don't see any sebum when you lanced it is because it hasn't "come to a head" yet and it is in the beginning stages of the infection cycle.

It can be "brought to a head" quicker by applying a hot compress. If you go to a doctor, they will prescribe you oral antibiotics to treat the infection.

Pimples in the chin area apparently indicate hormonal imbalances or issues in the genital region, and once you resolve those issues they should stop reappearing. Something to think about.

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> be me
> always wanted to slay pussy
> couldn't cause health reasons/shy
> Start lifting, get first gf at 18
> things end 3 years later, keep lifting

> meet current gf
> she is 19 and had exactly the life I always wanted.
> fuckbuddys, spring break, etc.
> everytime I look at her all I see are the great experiences I missed out on.

> she is deeply in love with me, loyal, wants us to stay together forever, while I literally dream of a break up.
> basically keep her for free sex and anal

My jealousy led me to fucking 3 hookers since I met her, making out with like 3 other girls and several lapdances. I know I'm a retard.

I will not rest until I've had sex with at least 10 women.
I'm fucking obsessed about it.
Is there any help?
What should I do?
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you're already clutching to her

She didn't in her youth and I can garantee you she sure as fuck isn't clutching to you now
>inb4 love
She probably "loved" multiple other guys before you as normal people do

Just have fun, if it works out, it works out; if it doesn't you might as well still hit 10
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>>17092181

How am I clutching if I have already planned to break up with her while I'm 3 months in Asia this summer (internship)

How is she not clutching if she's willing to spend a ton of money to visit me there?
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>>17092182
It's a simple excuse to see asia without actually having the expenses of actually trying to live there.

and still, if you are already planning on breaking up with her, what's this thread even about?

Should i just start seeing escorts?

I've got the money, I don't have the best luck with Women (well its more like i can hardly ever meet any), and it seems to me if you want to fuck random women you're going to end up shelling out a lot of money anyway. Some escorts seem incredibly hot, the sort of women you'd be extremely lucky to ever get a chance with, which further increases my interest.

But then i don't know, is it a bad idea, is it awkward, how does it go down, do you feel like shit afterwards.

Is there anyone here who's used them a lot who can give me advice on it.
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Some people can have a very good time with sex workers. It might make you feel ashamed or guilty afterwards, or you might feel fine. It depends on what you want and what your relationship is to sex.
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>>17092148
Well i understand the difference between sex and love making.
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>>17092141
Its an often bizarre blend of shame, and self disgust but your body feels relieved, it doesn't care how it happened.

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I have this best friend that is a 10/10 grill and I find her super cute and attractive. She has a lot of guy friends but hasn't dated anyone in a long ass time. I was sure that almost a year ago she liked but now I'm just getting mixed signals. She used "flirtatious" emojis when I was positive we were having a moment. None the less I'm really good friends with her, and recently I've been talking to her on the phone and she has brought up taking showers a lot, she calls me a tells me she just got out of the shower, told me she'll be right back because she's gonna go take a shower, how long she showers, she told me she remembered something about when we hung out, when she was in the shower, and the other day she was talking about how she thought of a good brand name for dildos while she was of course in the shower. This is the first time she's done this and it started a few weeks ago. I know I sound like an OP fag but is she trying to turn me on or something? Or am I just so deep in the friend zone that she's really comfortable with talking about detailed showers? I have felt strong feelings of her flirting with me but other times she's all "k" with me. Need help anons

Fall in or bro down?
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>>17092135
>She has a lot of guy friends
She is doing the same to the other guys
drop her.
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>>17092135
She has some weird fixation with showers. Bitch needs therapy. Also, having a bunch of guy friends is so she can get validation. Every girl does that, duh. It's like how guys are friends with girls because they have at least some super tiny hope that they can get some.

Whatever guy said men and women can't truly be just friends is totes right. There's always one wanting more and one at least semi stringing them along
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You're probably right dude, I can't drop her as a friend though. She's done so much and has been so fucking helpful. How do atleast lose attractions towards her?

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So there are these two girls that I've been seeing recently. We hung out together (they are really close) and we got to know each other really well. It's obvious that they have some sort of interest in me (not sure how much though) and I want to make a move.


So far, I enjoyed talking to girl A more than girl B and it seemed like me and girl A had some sort of connection inbetween, and I feel like I'm more attracted to her for some reason. But she's definitely less attractive in looks than the girl B who is far more prettier. This may sound dumb but I'm uncertain to go for which one as I don't want my foolish decision to ruin a potential relationship. I'm just worried that if I go for girl A, the special 'connection' that I'm feeling may just be a temporal thing, and if I went for the girl B, I'm not sure if our relationship will last long (we've talked but I don't feel super attracted to her atm).

I've only had a girlfriend once in my life. I'm an 18 year old dude I just don't want to make the wrong move (If possible, I would want a long relationship with one of them). What do?
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>>17092124
The common sense choice is girl A.. is this seriously even a question.. wtf..
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>>17092124

>I've only had a girlfriend once in my life. I'm an 18 year old dude I just don't want to make the wrong move

You are 18. You're going to make wrong moves every day until you're in your late 20's. Doesn't matter who you pick.

In theory, you can't avoid pursuing someone because you're afraid it might not work out. Every choice in life is taking a chance and hoping it pays off.

That's like not buying a car because you're afraid it might break down some day. Go for it, kid. You only have a few more years to be an idiot so yuck it up.
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>>17092132
well the thing is girl A is a literal 9/10 and I feel like we could develop the special connection over time if we were to start dating seriously. I didn't really start to feel that special connection with girl B until about a year or so of hanging out, and once she got pregnant it seemed like we got way closer than we were before so i'm just not sure if that's genuine chemistry that's hard to find or if it can be created over time

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Hmmmm

>be dating girl for three years
>she pretty
>but skinny
>and sorta kinda boring
>but loves me a lot
>a whole lot
>i moved to a new city a few months ago for school
>see this other girl
>not as objectively beautiful as girlfriend
>but almost more so to me
>i've always had a thing for curly haired brunettes
>notice brunette girl a few times around campus
>don't pay much thought
>until i do
>do minor level social media stalking
>loves literature, humanities, writing, hiking, politics, camping, film, and even a lil video game
>all the crap i love
>starting to think soul mate
>shit
>i have a girlfiriend
>never even talked to this brunette plausible future wife
>have gf that loves me a whole lot
>also pretty sure brunette girl is a few year older than me..further in her degree probably graduating soon
>still thinking about her a lot though
>fantasizing about dating and flirting her
>not even sexy stuff
>just the romantic stuff you think about when you genuinely crush on a person

wat do senpai?
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Let's face it, your chances of a successful future with either girl are practically zero.
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We all want what we can't have. I kind of feel sorry for your girlfriend, as I too am the boring girlfriend who loves her boyfriend a lot. And I'm always worried about tying him down. But he willingly stays with me, so...

Opie just get your girl to improve. She should notice you're ready to bail and start improving herself.

Or I don't know. She isn't me. Typically what I do is always try to be the best I can be for my boyfriend; always willing to improve. Dunno if your girl is the same way. But yeah just prompt her to improve herself
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>>17092114
Thread/

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So I'm a bit of a new fag, I'm confused because some boards have threads lasting a few days without much activity, and on my main board,/b/ the threads usually last around 4 hours. What's up with this?
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It's because some boards are just more active than others and /b/ is the most active part of the cesspool.
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/b/ is just really popular. Everyone comes to 4chan through /b/, but then eventually moves onto other boards once they get fed up of it (pic related).

Some threads on other boards can last weeks. It's not because they're inactive, they just have a smaller user base.
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OP here, let me get this straight, the smaller the board the longer the thread?

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So I'm starting to go out more on my own, and I'm having more success meeting new people.
But I can't really keep contact with them, I have hard time calling/texting people regularly.
How do you do it?
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>>17092068
scully is so beautiful
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>>17092079
9/10 would creampie
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>>17092068
Obviously you don't actually care enough about these new people, or else you'd make time for them.

You can just organize a really simple system where you allocate one hour a day calling/texting people, preferably new ones.

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Was gonna sign up to Western Union to send money to a friend overseas, but I didn't want to use my real name for when they pick up the money. Is it bad to sign up under a different name?
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As far as I know you use a code and then have to specify the name of the person picking it up and they will check that.
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>to a friend
You're definitely doing something illegal. And you're about to make it worse.

Trying to send money with a fake identity may get you into much worse shit than whatever illegal stuff you're paying for.
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>>17092102
I should of mentioned I guess that I used it WU before, but that I never seen the option. Unless things have changed the last 3 years I have tried it. Signing up again I was wondering if there would be big problems using my real address and stuff except for my actual name.

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I'm home alone most of the time and it's starting to be suffocating.

The weekend is here and I have nothing to do. Vidya is a distraction and useless. Tv shows, likewise. I have no hobbies at the moment.

I broke up with someone 2 months ago and I'm always lonely now. It's weekend and I don't know what to do. I have nothing to do outside, literally nothing.

My friends might schedule something for tonight, but even knowing that I feel very uneasy.

I don't know what's going on with me right now.... I feel like I'm wasting the weekend when I could be doing something great...
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Start going to the gym.

Trust me, I was just like you. I started going to the gym, just lifting. You don't even have to do it to look better, it just lets off so much energy and you feel fucking amazing after it. Learn to love going to the gym and I promise you it will change your life.
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>>17092061
this.

I'm going kinda going through the same thing right now OP. Lifting is a great outlet.
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>>17092051
>I have no hobbies at the moment
That's your problem right there. Exercising, like the two above posters said, is a great choice, but dude, come on. There are limitless options. Pick something that's interesting to you and get involved. Board games, fixing bikes, political volunteering, drawing, playing guitar, needlepoint, cooking, magic tricks, stray animal rescue, fiction writing. Pick SOMETHING.

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So, things ended with my ex a few months ago but we're still friends (mostly because she still hangs around my place sometimes) and I'm pretty sure she's still into me much more than I am into her. I know she has a lot of issues and can be very frustrating, which is a big part of why I let the relationship end (we never really broke up explicitly but there was a mutual understanding that things wouldn't go on). Now yesterday, she asked me whether I'd be down to just be fuckbuddies and I said I didnt think it was a good idea - obviously because she'd start getting ideas if she doesn't already have them and it would inevitably lead to drama, which I hate (another major part of why I broke it off - she always needs to "talk through" everything even when it's obvious that nothing good will come from a talk). However, my dick is obviously not in agreement with my mind and I keep coming up with excuses why it would be alright.

So basically, I need to hear that this would be a really dumb move - tell me your horror stories. Or about instances where it worked out, really any advice is appreciated.

Pic unrelated.
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>>17092049
You know this is a tragedy waiting to happen. This is real life - we're not living in a romantic comedy where you'll 'see the error of your ways' and get back with your ex after fucking and live happily ever after. That never happens

>we're still friends

No you're not. Being friends with an ex is the exact same as being in the friendzone. One person is faking the friendship in hopes of geting more out of it. Cut ties completely and in a few more months start dating again
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>>17092049

>So basically, I need to hear that this would be a really dumb move - tell me your horror stories.

There's no need. This is a really dumb move and you made the right call. Our entire lives as males are comprised of us convincing our dicks to do the right thing.

You know exactly what will happen if you do this. If you don't mind casual sex snowballing into a melodramatic shitstorm with your ex girlfriend then go for it.

If you don't think its worth it and you want to avoid that mess all together then continue on the path of righteousness. Your choice.
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>>17092060
>>17092092
Thanks guys, that was all I needed to hear I think. Having fapped furiously a few times in the meantime, the idea seems pretty ridiculous now.

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Hey, /adv/ I think I fucked up. I have girlfriend of 7 months and for the last week, we think she`s pregnant. Period is irregular and late for like 4 days already and yesterday she had nausea and for the last week she feels tired, but maybe that`s, because it is deadlines in uni. Idk, what to do /adv/, I love her, she loves me, but sometimes she says that shes not sure if she wants to spend her rest of life with me. Her mom wouldnt let to do abort and we are pretty young Im 21 and shes 19. That should I do ? Sorry for all this nonsense, but Im stressed, maybe I will rewrite everything if its confusing
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>>17092030

1) have her piss on a strip
2) congratulations!

Seriously, tho, sit down and talk with her about it.
My advice is that if you can help her have her baby, you should, and you should want to do that because it's your feckin' kid too, man.

If you can help her have it and find a nice family desperate to have kids who will adopt it, you should, and you'll feel better because you did the right thing.

>got a friend who is a 10/10 human bean desperate to have babies, can't, is having to fork over 20k to adopt IN THE COUNTRY, but she and he husband are working her ass off to do it
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I seriously hope you been using birth control?
If you did it correctly, it's a very low chance.

Wait two more days, then if she doesn't get her period, get a pregnancy test. Hopefully, it's just a scare. If it isn't, well, you need to talk to her and decide what you want to do
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>>17092934

We were using only condoms and it didnt brake or anything

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My parents divorced when i was like 4, I'm 18 now. My mom has been on-and-off with some guy for some years now (8 years at least) but i haven't met him all these years because she didnt want to. I only met last this summer on vacation (they're broken up now) and she introduced him to me as a friend, later i figured out he was the guy she was with and i was upset she didnt tell me. Also that he is so clearly still after her.

I've been seeing him more after this (he's bringing us groceries and stuff). Brought us stuff yesterday, left, and forgot his phone here. I searched it and found nude photos. 4 of my mom in lingerie, 2 of them having sex. I felt like vomiting, and really had angry thoughts, but i thought it would be best and more mature not to do/say anything.

So now i feel like shit. I can't even look my mom in the eyes after this. I'm not so upset about her having sex and taking photos of it, but how could she be so UNBELIEVABLY STUPID as to let the guy keep the photos. I'm in disgust and awkward whenever I talk to her.
What do.
>inb4 ur moms a whore
>inb4 cuck
>inb4 post the nudes
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Going through someone's phone is a dick move 2bh
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>>17092027
I know, wish I hadn't.
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>>17092020
Why tf do you care? You're 18.

Go get a job, a gf and a life. You are just starting to enter the adult world. Why are you letting this childish bullshit bother you?

Focus on improving yourself and living your life. You sound way too attached to your mom for your age.

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Just got bonded out of a maximum security part of a county jail about six hours ago. Accused of aggravated assault. Spent five days with two accused murderers, men who have shot at and/or stabbed people, and god knows what else. Max sec cell, Sullivan county TN, all white cell, I am the twelfth man, third man to be sleeping on floor.

Five days felt a month.

Pretty scary stuff for me anons. Did 47 days for a 2nd DUI. Doesn't even come close to that.

Just need to vent bros. Looking at serious time. Anyone been to prison? Advice, comments, questions?
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what did you do?
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See a lawyer with experience in criminal law. (A public defender will do; they're ridiculously overworked but still better than lawyers from firms that don't usually handle criminal clients.).

>my dad's a public defense lawyer who takes overflow cases for the feds in Pennsylvania
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>>17091994
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

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Current crush of mine wich I spent most of the times with at uni last two months called me yesterday afternoon, I was in class so I couldnt pick it up and I sent her a text "what's up". Shortly after that she replied "I'm just kind of drunk and stoned with Lucy at the park and I just wanted to say that it'd be nice if you were here :)".

We are really having some nice times when we are together, do you think that the text indicates there's something more going on? She never sent me a text like that before
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>>17091910
Yes. How much more of a sign do you need, take this chick out to dinner get a couple wines in her and fuck her.
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>>17091910
>just kind of drunk and stoned

/thread
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>>17091944
We spent like majority of our free time during the week together. At this kind of a comfy bar we both love. Or just hanging out...if I ever had to ask a girl out for a dinner I'd knew it wouldn't be the right one for me.

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