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so basically, me and my girlfriend got into a small argument.
i have problems with how she acts around other guys and other issues. basically, this has been a reoccurring thing. i never been able to fully develop my feelings into words and last night she grinded my gears so much that i exploded and expressed my feelings in the perfect way. she called me crazy when i hung up after saying, "I'm done now bye!"

this is kiddy shit, but i blocked her. this whole argument made me hit certain limits and i don't know what to do. i think i'm a control freak. i feel like she's OVERLY friendly and TOO clingy. like one day, we were at a party and i have a friend. she kept following him around the party and everywhere he sat she sat. almost kinda where you can't notice her doing it, cause he didn't notice but i did. i watched her, lol. one time i brought that up and sounded crazy, so i stopped talking.
don't get it though, like i don't want to blame this on my over thinking but arent you supposed to trust your instincts?

tl;dr i went on a temper tantrum with a bunch of feelings and facts and i was called crazy.
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I'd need more examples that that.
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>>17089095
You're probably overreacting but she wasnt the best too. She should try to make it work with you and you too.

Forget her and next time communicate better with your partner. Also start asking third party opinions about these things. Friends often help.
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>>17089095
your probably crazy but it sounds like your two crazies are not meant to be together unless you can stop being a little bitch and burry them feelings like a man.

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Hey there /adv/. Came here because I've been experiencing something very strange recently.
I've been browsing 4chan for almost 7 years now and all of a sudden I've started to get banned, for posts I didn't make in boards I don't browse.
This only happens when I try to post from moble so I think it has something to do with my phone's IP or just the data tower around my office.
The guy posting has apparently been posting on /vg/ and /aco/ under the name MisterM.
Any help with this would be greatly appreciated.
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It's your dad being an absolute madman
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>>17089094
I'm having the same issue aswell, when I try to reply while using the mobile 4chan App sometimes I get this warning saying my device has been banned.
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>>17089112
Clover right?

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I got rejected about two weeks ago. I asked her out, she agreed but then she flaked, she sees me as a friend and she doesn't want to ruin our friendship. And I was actually okay with that, maybe she's not the right one; I was ready to move one. Not a big deal, right? Everything went back like nothing happened.

It's been a while, but I still feel something for her - more than something. So I was asking myself if it is worth my time to try again, maybe I shouldn't straight up ask her out again... just flirting, very carefully.
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How does it make sense to try again after she gave you a clear and firm no? If anything you're just going to make things worse for yourself by pushing the subject when she has no interest in pursuing something with you.
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>>17089079
I had that exact kind of situation two months ago. It hit me really hard and I struggled to deal with it because I liked her a lot and I was around her constantly due to work.

I told myself though that she knew I liked her and if she changed her mind for whatever reason she'd approach me, but there was no way in hell she'd do that anyway. I mean, I didn't have a chance.

Or so I thought. Two days ago she asked me out and told me I'd "planted the idea in her head".

Don't ask her out again, leave it to her. If there is potential, just be the best you can be around her and maybe she'll change her mind. Don't wait for it though, move on - now that so much time has passed and I got over all my feelings before she asked me out, I feel like I have enough distance that I can get a better perspective on things and not make rash decisions, and hopefully be better for her in the long run.
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The thirst is strong with this one Lord Sidious

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Tinder Story

> Be me, 19 years old
> Match with a cute/hot girl on tinder
> Arranged Date
> Be really nervous cause i never did this before
> "What if its a robbery?"
> Go on date anyways.
> Shes actualy as her profile picture, and looks very friendly
> Date goes really well
> She holds my hand
> We ended up making out in the street
> She totally wants to take the next step but i need to leave
> Fuckmylife.jpeg
> Go Home.

Since then we've been talking on a daily basis and i'm going to see her today. She's totally down for a homerun, question is, should i do it?
My major issues are: What if she isnt clean? Dont want any STD's.
What if she wants to bind me by faking pregnancy?
Is it normal that after just seeing me once she wants to fuck already?

Also, she's studying abroad in my country, so she'll leave soon. And the country where she's from has poor reputation among it's women.

So, What do?
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Do it and wear a condom dummy. Have a good time.
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>>17089065

This.

Also, what country is she from? Women around the world are whores, and the fact that she didn't have you bang her on the first date makes her slightly less whorish than the majority of women.
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Wear a condom, women are whores

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>ex still calls me "princess"
>always initiates messaging on facebook
>would flirt heavily until i told him to stop
>still follows me where i'm going unconsciously (i'd be heading to the washroom when i run into him or something)
>has asked me if i wanted to move in with him because i "help him focus" (i just lol'd at him because i didn't think he was serious)
>asked me if i wanted to go to prom with him
>mfw i turn him down nicely and he said, "haha i was just kidding :P, don't you have a boyfriend?"
>talks about old times when we done assignments and stuff together after

does my ex have feelings for me? when we were dating, he told me he wasn't interested in anything serious. i dumped him later when i realized i didn't want to be in a casual relationship any more. i even asked before i dumped him if he had changed his mind or anything, and he said "no" still. we dated for 8 months.

i don't know if it's worth mentioning, but my ex told me when we first started dating that he had a crush on me for 2 years.

i'm seeing someone new now, almost 10 months in. but i am still quite unsure of him, since the majority of our relationship is long distance.
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>>17088960
by the way, when my ex and i were dating, we were still "exclusive" but just had no labels, and we were under wraps for the most part. i wasn't comfortable with being hidden which was why i decided to break it off.
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hmm what do you think? could he have a crush on you? nah probably not

your question was bad and you should feel bad
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>>17088960

He's a beta orbiter. He's waiting for your BF to disappear so he can swing in and save you from misery

Tell him to fuck off

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Yo, um I'm some newfag who has no idea what they're doing. I'll just get to the point. There's this girl, she really means a lot to me. Like multiple metric fuck tons. I live with her and her family because of some homeschooling and abusive parent shit. Before that though I use to visit her every weekend. I would always think about her. It was so bad that once I started taking pills for depression, high blood pressure, and ADHD I would get daily panic attacks thinking about ways I'd fuck up. I'd always get jealous of people who've known her for longer than I have. There's this one boy in particular, She's known him for about 3 years. She claims she hats him but whenever he comes over they would always hug up to each other sort of, and whenever it would happen it would fucking wreck me. Especially because she said that she HATED him. At least she said she can stand me but can't stand him? She's 16 and I'm just some cancerous retarded 13 year old. We spend a lot of time around each other. My usual daily routine was to just wake up, do whatever and wait for her to wake up and then just hang out in her room for the rest of the day. Recently though, she got a fucked up haircut where one side of her hair was uneven. I spent all night trying to cheer her up. I even did this thing where I said if she didn't talk to me I'd fall straight on my face. So I did and I started bleeding from my nose. After continuously trying to get her attention. She yelled at me to stop annoying her and go away. Shit really fucking hurt bad. Knowing myself I knew that I'd have to go far away and for a long amount of time. So I decided to go to my mom's for a bit. I've been working my ass off to try get her something nice to make it up to her. My mom is cheap and will only pay me $10 a day but hey pay's pay. Recently though her grandmother had to go to the doctor. She's also extremely important to me. Like I value this family more than my own.
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>>17088956
Mate, you're too young to be posting on the board at 13. Try hiding your age next time and then we can help you.

From what I can tell I think you need to carefully consider what it is that you want with this girl - do you want to have a relationship? If so, you need to consider how that could potentially happen and how you'd go about approaching her with that. Try to figure out how you feel about her and what you want from her, and if she isn't prepared to go along with that and, say, go out with you then you need to accept that.

Just take time though to carefully consider what you actually want. Don't just have confusing feelings and not try to make sense of them, have a goal, have a plan - if it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out but at least you can get through that.
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Anyways I had to make my visit short because the girl was coming to see her as well. I promised her that she wouldn't see me until she wanted too. Which is probably never. I've been crying myself to sleep for the past 3 weeks without her and it seems like she's doing a lot better without me around. I try to keep happy with memories. Like this one time during Christmas, while we were stargazing outside, she said that she was cold and started hugging up to me. Me being the huge ass fucking idiot I am. I acted as I was uncomfortable. I don't know why the fuck I did it. I wish I could've lived that out a lot longer, maybe hug her back. During Valentines she kept leaning on me and laying on my lap, We played video games together that whole weekend. God I miss that. Another thing was when I was helping her clean her room, We were listening to yourfavoritemartian on her huge ass TV and when they said "for you baby girl, I'd change religion." She did a cute little thing where she moved her hands in a circle and then pointed at me. I wish I wasn't thinking like this at my age. I should really be just doing typical annoying shit but here I am I guess.
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>>17088956
>I value this family more than my own
Don't try and get romantically or sexually involved with this girl in any way shape or form. If you do and it goes bad, which it probably will, you will absolutely lose the connection you seem to have with not just her, but the family.

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I have literal ants inside my computer monitor.

What do?
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Sounds cool
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Take it to a computer repair store--they can usually fix most bugs
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put a glass window on it and make it an ant farm / computer

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I think I'm being stalked. I have always had this undying feeling. Someone tried breaking into my house the other day and stopped and ran when I got to the door and today my mom left for work at 4 a. m. And texted me to be careful that there are men in a van in front of the house. (Knowing my mom she probably just fucking ignored them all like the pacifist she is and left all uncomfortable) I am waking to go to computer for school and there still here with there lights dimmed a tad.

I have to walk out to check the bus but I'm actually really scared. My backdoor doesn't work and no one else is home.

None of my internet friends are on Skype for me to call.

I really don't like involving authorities and makinh a huge deal but I'm scared.
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Edit:
Someone broke in previously but they didn't take anything. There was just footprints around my house. Now it happened again.
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Honestly I'm nervous and no one I know is awake I just need comfort
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>>17088894
call the police. even if you dont like involving authorities, its better to put up with a bit of awkwardness than lose your life or worse. do you know what human trafficking is? be careful.

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Okay, I feel like this is the best board to ask for a question like this.

I've been wanting to be a costume character at Disney for a while now, mainly as pic related cause he's probably one of my favorite Disney characters and I just love his design. I think I'd do a pretty good job and it'd be loads of fun to do. The only problem I think I have is that I'm 5'7 and I hear they only hire tall people for these types of jobs. I was just wondering if anyone that knows about this stuff could maybe either confirm of deny this?
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>>17088884
If you want to be a "rubberhead" as in the pic, your height shouldn't be a problem (I think). Requirements are a lot more stringent on the princesses - facial structure, body, etc. As a rubberhead character, you'll need to demonstrate that you are fit, responsible, etc. it gets hot in those costumes. I don't think they'll require any performance experience like some of the character hosts are at an advantage for having. But you'd have to learn the manual about do's/don'ts "on stage". There are some general rules for any cast member, and others are obviously specific by character. Good luck.
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>>17088904
Ah, I see. Yea, I've heard that auditioning for a "rubberhead", as you call it, only requires that you sort of behave and move like the character you're auditioning for. And obviously a plus for me is that I don't even have to talk. Also thank you.
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I've talked to people who do this, and they've all told me it sucks mad shit.
Don't do it if you don't have to, mate

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My company wants to ask me personal questions so they can make a news story out of it. I absolutely hate he company though and want to leave it ASAP. Theyve all been trying to convince me to do it but i refused kindly. However, today the director came in and said i should do it. Do i still refuse or give in? By the way it is for the media.
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Not trying to sound like a dick but what makes you special compared to the other people there that they keep bugging you.
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Hey, i joined the company as a intern alongside this other dude. So thats why : because ive been an intern here for about 6 months now. They want my views on the company etc. and what my future goals are(i dont want them to even know this since it is completely unrelated). Reckon i should not do it and risk getting fired or?
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>>17088875
"Boss, I appreciate your interest, but I'm a very private person and I would find it very unpleasant to have my story appear in print, however positive it may be. I work hard for this company and will continue to do so, but please excuse me from this one thing."

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My gf accidentally told me indirectly her last bf was bigger than me in that he used to cause her pain by hitting her cervix. I already told her that its not okay but I have to live my entire relationship with her knowing she's had bigger, should I tell her that my ex gf was tighter than her to get even?
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she was complaining, not complementing her ex.

size actually only matters if it's an issue of comfort; otherwise clittoral stimulation is really what you gotta focus on.

insecure much tho
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>>17088857
She had bigger but she clearly didn't enjoy it, maybe take some comfort in that? She's kind of saying she prefers your dick to his
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A relationship is being a team, getting her back isn't really being a team now is it? Getting her back is intentionally hurting the person you "love", will it really make you feel better?

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Why do guys get so butt hurt even though you have a boyfriend?
>friends with guy
>knows I have a bf
>he has a gf
>he confesses feelings
>nope.jpg
>butt hurt and tells me I lead him on

Why? We were friends. Why did he do this?
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Because he can't handle rejection. Tell him he lead you on by acting like a friend and then taking it back when you didn't return certain favours.
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Some people think if you're nice to them it's because you want sex. This works for both genders.
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>>17088828
>>17088832
I wish I could reverse time and knew he was like this. I just can't believe it.

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How do I seduce my best friend (she's a girl I'm a guy) I want to make that pussy wet
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easy, watch a film or something, give her a hug then just start to touch her inner leg, if shes down ur in there bro
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Semi Conservative
> I never really thought to mention it or anything, but you're pretty damn cute. We should get dinner and maybe go out and do something cool

Straight-forwardish
>yo, do you wanna come over tonight? I really want to chill with you

Ballsy
>so when you gonna let me fuck
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>>17088974
thats rape dumb ass

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I've been having this pain in my right nut for a while. It doesn't hurt all the time, most of the time it's fine, sometimes it's a dull ache, sometimes it's a sharp pain out of nowhere. I haven't got laid in years so I know it's not an STD, and I'm 90% sure it's not a hernia cause I can't feel anything weird with self examination. the pain hasn't gotten any better in the last few months, and recently I've started to feel it in the lefty too.
I know I should go to the doctor but I'm scared I got some kinda ball cancer and if that's the case I kinda think I would rather just live normally until the end instead of going through all that treatment, everyone feeling sorry for me and probably losing my balls.

I know I'm a dumbass and you're gonna tell me to see a doctor yesterday but I havent told anyone about this and just wanted to let it out.
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>>17088795

objectively.

what the fuck does not knowing give you?

Peace of mind?

You already don't have any of that because you're on 4chan posting about something that worries you.

It may be something stupid like kidney stones.

go.
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>>17088806
Kidney stones don't make your balls hurt. But yes he needs to see a doctor it could just be some kind of cyst or infection
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>>17088795
it could be a muscle in your leg.

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>implying it is hard to get a date on tinder


How could anyone possibly fuck this up?
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>>17088785
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>>17088786
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