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Not your personal army. Fuck off

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ok here you go

No you do it.

Get a more attractive girlfriend.

Fuck someone else where you don't live so your girlfriend won't find out.

Tell her you need to fuck other people or the relationship won't work. Don't let her fuck other people.

One of those.

>>17090157
Who cares? People find people attractive. Stop being guilty over dystopian 'thought crimes'. There's a difference between thinking a girl is hot and banging her

>>17090389
This. You are your partner are allowed to find other people attractive. You're in a relationship, that doesn't mean you suddenly stop registering beauty or sexiness.

It's only a problem if you are consistently finding other people more attractive than your partner, or if you get the urge to cheat.

>>17090143
Does your friend make a lot more than you?

>>17090143
>Slightly thick
Translation: fat chick who is at best a 3/10.

>>17090148
No. Told her I was an intern anyway.
>>17090161
Nah m8, I did look her up. She's def dateable.

>>17090139
>good looking

Post your face pussy.

How do you even "date" someone without having sex? Are you Mormon? Even they have anal sex.

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>Good looking
>Hides face

>>17090139
try jelqing

>>17090127
I'm in the exact same boat right now OP.

Like, fuck me. Is free will really a thing?

Cutting distractions doesn't work. Always another form of distraction to substitute. When I block my browser I just end up reading a book or something instead.

fucking shit

>>17090136
I'm gonna try and go for it right now m8. I'll be back in about an hour and I'll bring news about the state of work.

Half an hour in, still fucking nothing.

Just tell her how you feel about it. She'll most likely understand how you would be hurt by her not liking it. If not, ask her how she would feel if you didn't like something she worked hard on for you. It isn't her fault but it's understandable to be hurt by it, especially if it had personal significance to you.

I once received a pretty ugly necklace from a ex boyfriend.
It was green amber.
He said he bought it because my fav colour is green and my best friend was Amber.
I wore it every single day until we broke up.

I appreciated the meaning behind the necklace rather than what it was. If your gf doesn't appreciate that then fuck her (heh)

If it is symbolic and meaningful to you both then get it for her. I'm sure she will cherish the thought and effort gone into it.

>>17090100
I don't know man it feels shameful to bring up that I'm hurt over something that wasn't her fault.

>>17090117

I don't want to waste time or money on something she hates.

Honestly, I can deal with the slow battle for this stupid fucking debt, but now my college career is on the line. I know you are supposed to report all your previous transcripts to any schools you attend, but I went to a community college in 2015 and I don't remember putting that I went to any other schools on my application. I did two semesters, got great grades, then went to another CC (we moved to a new area), didn't tell them I went to School A, am about to finish the semester with a 4.0. I am applying for University now and I need to send my transcripts to the University, so here's where I get fucked. These are the players:

School A (1st community college I "owe money to")
School B (2nd community college)
School C (3rd community college)
School D (University)

>Apparently, I put that I attended School A on my school B transcripts (I don't remember doing this, I am thinking they have a way of looking at a students entire school career online or something? School B wants transcripts from school A before they can send my transcripts to School C and D.

School C needs my transcripts from School B before they will send my transcripts to school D

School A won't send my official transcripts until the debt has been taken care of.

Now I am fucked, I was just going to lie and say I never attended school A, as a lot of the classes I took I had taken in school A and either failed or got a C (but have no gotten a B or A in after taking them again).

I am thinking of saying I made a mistake and that I never attended school A, and that I must have meant that is where I got my GED (technically I did, thats where you took the test). This will only work if they didn't find it out on their own.

I called School A and told them "what the fuck, I need this shit resolved like pronto, what's the the hold up?" They said now they have to see if the cash was checked, something that should have been done before but wasn't. They don't know how long this will take.

CONT...

So here I am, back to square A, but now with ALL of my transcripts on hold due to fucking school A. I don't know how to make them figure this shit out faster, it's been four years and nothing has come of it, now I am losing money and if I don't figure this out before the start of the summer semester, I won't be able to enroll, pushing my finishing date back even further. This is all I can think to do right now:

Plan A) Call School B and tell them that I never took college courses at school A, I simply took my GED there and I must have not made that clear on the application. Hopefully they don't investigate further, but if they do, then I could possibly be tried for school misconduct for lying about not attending a school before

Plan B) Keep working to resolve this issue with School A over the phone and with my mom in person. I don't live in the same state anymore, so I can't go in person myself. Hope it is resolved in a week so I can continue my life.

Plan C) Get a fucking lawyer, start putting legal pressure on them to figure this out. Only problem is a lawyer costs money, is it worth losing money to get it resolved when I wouldn't get more than like 300 bucks back from my garnished tax returns?

Problems I see arising: If I get the issue with School A cleared and send my transcripts, it's going to fuck with my GPA, all those F's are going to drop me like crazy. This is why I didn't want to use them originally. I am a great student now, but this will bury me and possibly ruin my chances to get into a nursing program. I know its academic dishonesty to not send transcripts from all school, but should I keep up the lie and just try to get out of sending it to school B? I didn't put it on my app for school C or D, but if school B gets them, they will probably appear on my official transcript, right?

I have no idea what to do...

Yeah typical, nobody knows what the fuck to do just like everyone else. I am so fucked.

>>17090022

it depends on a thousand million details. one is not inherently better than the other.

generally if you can afford to live on your own, you do. some people like having roommates cuz even if they can afford to live on their own, more money in the pocket is nice. others like knowing someone else is in the house in case something happens. some people enjoy having someone live around for the interaction, however some look for roommates because they want interaction but end up with a roommate who isn't good for it, or has qualities that dont make it worth it.

you dont know if someones goign to be a good roommate until youve lived with them for at least three months, and even then it can change.

i had a great roommate until his step father died. then he just became the worst. i waited three months to see if he'd get better and he didnt so i kicekd him out.

Alone.

Through my experience you will find room mates not to be much better.

I love one of my roommates, and I'm not a fan of the other, but the one I don't really like spends most of his time traveling for work, so it's a sweet setup.

The extra money is great. I pay like $200-$300 a month and their rent covers my mortgage and a chunk of the utilities.

Saves me a looooot of money for other things, like travel.

wait, like fish or like something rotting? just if its fishy could be diet - i know mine got rank when i was taking supplements so i stopped

but if it smells rotten u need to ask her if she has a gyno and has been tested, cos that could b serious dangermousse

Girls are gross.

It smells like she has a uti. I've gotten them before too, but I wouldn't have agreed to go on a date if I smelt like that. It was just plain gross.
I was way too embarrassed to say anything to her about it. I need advice on ways to tell her without being so direct. I don't want her getting angry at me or not talking to me. I'd hate to lose someone like her to something that could be easily fixed

>>17089984
The interview is gonna be a gangbang ?

>>17090003
Not as far as I know.

>>17089984
I know a couple people that worked there.

Both were drug addicts who were in and out of jail and stole everything they set their eyes on.

Sounds like they give out jobs to felons almost exclusively.

>>17089960

>2 month anniversary
>celebrating

why though

>>17089960
He's gonna run away if you do this.

Yeeeaaah, I usually don't give this advice to girls, but this seems a bit needy tbqh

Alright anon.

I say don't do it. Yes she's married, but it's not like she's some cougar or hot mom, she's your bro who you flirt with. So I don't think that sexual fulfillment of cucking her husband is gonna really be that great.

But on a more important note, I don't think you should abandon your morals for that girl man. She sounds a little loopy from what you've said. She married a dude after only dating a year? Nowadays, that's a bad sign that she rushes into things without forethought. And you're gonna get sucked into a world of shit if he'd husband finds out. Do yourself a favor and keep your dick AWAY from crazy. Trust me, you'll feel better about yourself as a human being.

>>17089973

Yeah that's the way I'm trying to keep it framed in my mind.

Though I should say, this is pretty low risk. She moved 6 hours away once she married and the guy has no clue who I am or where to find me. The girl would come to my home town and stay in a hotel for a night or two while we hang out and probably disrespect every surface of her hotel room.

>>17089997
Yeah, but that's for now. Word will get out eventually, and he can figure out who you are. I wouldn't believe everything this girl tells you, you don't know the guy. Not saying he's gonna kill you, but you know. Who wants that kinda shit in their life? Knowing there's some guy out there hating your guts forever cuz you had sex with his wife. It kinda makes you a turd....

Not trying to sound like a fag man, trust me, I get it. But you're too close to this person, emotionally and as friends, that's my reasoning. If it were some random married chick, I'd say sure, be careful. But she knows you.

Possibly. Or that's just what she's into (strange as it is, there are more "out there" fetishes). We're not going to have a better answer than she does.

It's possible... the strapon (without using it) and anal sex thing seems especially suspect. The first is weird as a fetish.

Maybe watch a couple movies with her involving trans people or something and see if she says anything? Or watch a documentary while she's home about transmen, and make sure she can see/hear it even if she's not watching it with you.

Strapon thing might not be too weird. I'm a girl and I have fantasies of having a dick so I have one for fantasizing and pegging my boyfriend.

Have you ever seen her vagina? Does it look strange at all?

Learn to make excuses or just tell them you need more time to yourself. Or start saying "Okay but I can only do lunch, then I need to leave" and stick to it.

Learn to say 'no'?

Move? I hated spending time with my family so much I moved to another country that I know most of them couldn't even get in to visit. I've been a lot happier since then.

>>17089860
i live alone dude
>>17089859
its hard to come up with excuses to my dad because he doesnt tell me we are going out for lunch, coffe, a movie, a walk, window shopping, etc. He will invite me to one thing and then the other and if i say something he will complain because its just one small thing more.
If i agree to visit mom and then show up an hour after the time we agreed she will wait that hour to start grilling the moment i show up

>>17089844
If you have hesitations now, I can guarantee you that it will turn into resentment down the road. Your gut is telling you that you're going to be unhappy with having to pay for everything. And in all likelihood, have to deal with the consequences of a long term relationship wherein he has no ambitions or desire to get off his ass and contribute.

If I were you, I'd bail before I get any deeper into feelings for him. There are tons of men out there who you would be happy with, and who have the self-respect and respect for you to hold down a job and take care of himself.

If you need to ask then he probably isn't right for you.

It never works out in my experience. Eventually the person without drive feels like dead weight to the person with drive, and the person with drive gets tired of dragging them along.

If you feel like he's worth holding onto and you don't mind dragging him with you on your way up, it might work... it's not something I could bring myself to do. It gets exhausting.