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Here's some advice: don't try unicycling

Doubt we have many unicyclers here. A real forum dug up from Google might suit you better (create an account tho) like http://www.unicyclist.com/forums/

>>17093024
Why not?

>>17092991

Crank it down to as cold as it will go, then leave it open (freezer too) for a while. The motor will overheat and burn itself out trying to keep up with the thermostat.

>>17092996
How long will that take, roughly? The thing already chews up my power bill, I don't wanna leave it like that overnight and find it still running with an extra $80 on my power

>>17092991
They will just make you pay for the new one.

Or slowly increase your rent.

Classic landlord tactic.

It depends on what you want to change. If you get upset at every minor thing that would take a very little work to change just to hop on someone new's dick in hopes they happen to perfect right from the start (and consequently never change) then you'll always be unsatisfied.

Also not telling them or asking them to try to change and simply leaving them after telling you that they love you; that's heartless. Did you ever really love them? Will this happen to the next person that shows the slightest signs of the same traits?

>>17092980
Some people change fundamentally, others not at all. Usually if it does happen it requires a catalyst. Ironically that usually takes the form of bring broken up with, and he won't want anything to do with things he attributes to his 'old' life after he does, like you.

>>17093000
I want them to stop drinking so much and be more considerate/kind/caring. I have mentioned it before but it's met with becoming mad so I assume it would be something that's not fixable.

I would just be alone anyway, that's more preferable.

I've thought about that too, and I don't really believe it, that I'm loved, or in any case, it's a pretty lazy and crappy way of showing it.

okay, so just sexually harass any perfect stranger who could walk in on that shit.

white people, damn.

>>17092977
I lost my virginity to a fatty in college, drunk, on her lawn, with the occasional car driving by at 1 AM in the morning.

Kinda felt bad about it afterward.

If I was going to fuck outside, I'd go for the nature hike. The idea of getting on and island in the river or an isolated spot off a mountain trail and doing it like animals in just our shoes is kind of appealing.

>>17092986
We were planning to do that one night, but I didn't have a blanket in my car and she didn't want to get her fancy dress all muddy

Went home to pick up a blanket, but we got distracted before heading back out

>>17092968
post your gf to prove any of this is worth reading

if you're suspecting that she is fucking guys from clubs why not just hire a private detective to spy on her? there is service like this available everywhere

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>>17093026
Not OP
But this sounds like a fun beginning to quite the story desu senpai

>>17092947

Get her therapy.

>>17092952
What kind? What if she'd be offended by it like "I know what I am, I'm insulted for you thinking I have a problem"

She's like I cant take pictures anymore I can't look at myself in the mirror etc etc

>>17092947
tell her how fat and disgusting she is, then put her in bondage and paddle her ass
she'll cling to you forever

>>17092930
>What do I do?
Have you considered asking her out?

>>17092961
Yes. That's exactly why I'm here. I need advice on that... Is it a good idea? And what is the best way to do it, without seeming creepy?

As someone who's worked in retail, it could be a 50/50 situation honestly. She could simply be being very friendly with you because she's good at customer service and knows it's bringing you back and encouraging sales.

Or she could think you're pretty cute. Problem is, it's her workplace, and it's pretty inappropriate to ask customers' personal details.

Do you share any mutual acquaintances? Honestly, just slip her your number and if she's interested, she'll give you a call/text. :)

A little more info:

Also money is a factor. Right now i make just above minimum wage and technically dont work full time. I rarely get 8 hour days. So on average i make about $500 every 2 weeks after taxes. My wife that i need to care for is having alot of trouble finding a job (a thing we didnt anticipate after moving back to my hometown), and this has left us on food stamps.

After i go through 2 big tests 2 years apart in my current job i would about double my wage.

However, i know mail drivers make more than that as a starting pay, have better benefits and paid vacation.

so i guess the real question is how do i morally leave this job behind?

bumping post. i feel like im trapped.

>>17092923
Ask him to bump your salary to a living wage and give you more responsibilities, say $15, or tell him you have to find gainful employment elsewhere. Explain to him that you want the business to succeed, but the interests of the family you made comes first.

>>17092868

Man can't you make do with legal drugs?

Legal drugs in moderation would be a pretty good compromise imho.

>>17092868
does she drink? i hate people with no drug policies although they drink

>>17092868
gently insert some drugs into her pooper while she sleeps.

As we always ask (which should be common sense to most people) - what is your situation?

We cannot provide advice without some sort of context.

>>17092841
Sorry about that.

So I've started working at that company over 1 month ago. And there is really cute girl that I like, she seems to be older than me, and me being what you might call a /robot/ very shy, possible social anxiety and minor depression. But I've build up enough courage, I think, to ask her out.

How, if, should I do it?

don't shit where you eat

Keep it up man. In the long run you'll feel better.

I've noticed recently that I smoke so much that I get tired and it affects my work. That could eventually happen to you but who knows we are all different.

Just try to cut down on the caffeine possibly. Over time your body may start to regulate itself.

I recently went 4 days and without realizing it picked up at pack at the gas station... Back to square one i guess.

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It's normal mate.

Bad influence here, I was trying to stop, but I caved. As you can see, I'm losing.

Good luck!

Yeah, managed to quit for 3 months. You'll feel better eventually.

Still, its really hard to quit permanently. Even if I had no physical "need" to smoke anymore I still missed the quiet moments of smoking so I had to start again due to stress and shit.

Question 1: morning erections are normal and do happen normally. If I'm not mistaken they happen more when you have to pee when you wake up.

I used to get erections all the time when I met my second wife and we used to fuck a lot. My dick was always wanting to be inside something. I would have to jerk off on my breaks from work to stop getting blueballs. My brain's desires were just too strong I guess. I jerked off all the fucking time too to avoid blueballs. Now not so much. It's been about 3-5 years since that stopped.

Question 2: I was in the military, When I was off one weekend in AIT in El Paso, me and a fellow soldier went to a strip club. He went to the back and fucked this stripper. Not sure what Chris Rock was talking about when he said "no sex in the champagne room" but this dude did it. He said afterwards that his dick was itching ever since that incident so not sure how clean they typically are but it can be done.

>>17092746
Question two is more of leading with a expensive hotel at a CLUB not a strip club.

>>17092779

Yeah, I figured you were just out for some easy pussy. Strip clubs are easy pussy plus the girls look good and probably cheaper than blowing a week's rent on drinks for a girl, her friends and an expensive hotel. Anyways, Your chances could be zero if you have no game whatsofuckingever. I'm assuming that's exactly what it is since you're actually considering going through all this.

You sound like a good person, he needs to realize that he will forever be unhappy doing what he is doing.

Don't let him drag you down with him

>>17092696
I think hed have to know the alternatives first. What its like spending more time outside.

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I don't really enjoy walking, but I could swim for hours. Maybe Ryan's the same. He doesn't have to do laps or anything. Just being in the water together could be fun. Then just go eat afterwards. If things don't work out with Ryan, I'll be your friend OP, you seem like a great person

>>17092657
Nigga im working graveyard all weekend and my lecture starts at 8 am on monday, late isn't even in my vocabulary anymore.
I have transcended past fucked up sleep, i have transcended past the need for hormone regulation, i have transcended past the night.

>>17092668
Shit my dude. What's it like? Have you killed anyone yet in that misty nightfog?

>>17092672
The echoes of slumber still pass through my weary mind, feeling the tension as it seizes my will to relax.

But seriously though, a nigga be tired.

always suck gently when you kiss, mouth or otherwise, this just keeps the saliva from dribbling out

also, ask her what she's into, if she wants a hickey or what

if she seems flustered and can't communicate what she's into, then you both need to have an honest and frank talk about boundaries, safe words, green light yellow light redlight designations, etc

>>17092607
Do what you feel like! Short of biting a piece off her, everything's game!

And no "bedroom games", you can fuck her, no problem! ;-)

Haha, dude you suck.

>>17092625

>hickey

Fuck that shit, don't even bring it up and if she does it to you slap the fucking taste out of her mouth. It's the stupidest thing ever invented besides North Korea.

Have you ever seen Ghost? try watching a few movies/clips that have some nice love scenes. It'd probably do more for you than some stale text from us. I could give you good advice but not sure it's worth giving because you wouldn't have the flow to put it to good use. Just watch some movies and see what you come up with.