Jail time USA!

what did you do?

See a lawyer with experience in criminal law. (A public defender will do; they're ridiculously overworked but still better than lawyers from firms that don't usually handle criminal clients.).

>my dad's a public defense lawyer who takes overflow cases for the feds in Pennsylvania

>>17091994
Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

>>17092000
Me and my old lady got into an argument. Things got out of hand. She started throwing things at me. I stood up, put my hands on her shoulders and sat her on the couch. Admittedly, forcefully and kept repeating calm down, calm down. My right forearm was across her chest with my left hand on her right shoulder. When she calmed down I left. She called the cops and I was arrested at work.

>>17092000
Me and my old lady got into an argument. Things got out of hand. She started throwing things at me. I stood up, put my hands on her shoulders and sat her on the couch. Admittedly, forcefully and kept repeating calm down, calm down. My right forearm was across her chest with my left hand on her right shoulder. When she calmed down I left. She called the cops and I was arrested at work.

>>17092026
fuck this shit

Advice don't beat your wife

>>17091994
What a loser!

Don't be like this guy, kids.

>>17092026
What the hell? You got arrested for that? Fuck.

>>17092026
Land of the free everybody. This isn't enough to be put in jail, get a good lawyer.