Double Question

Question 1: morning erections are normal and do happen normally. If I'm not mistaken they happen more when you have to pee when you wake up.

I used to get erections all the time when I met my second wife and we used to fuck a lot. My dick was always wanting to be inside something. I would have to jerk off on my breaks from work to stop getting blueballs. My brain's desires were just too strong I guess. I jerked off all the fucking time too to avoid blueballs. Now not so much. It's been about 3-5 years since that stopped.

Question 2: I was in the military, When I was off one weekend in AIT in El Paso, me and a fellow soldier went to a strip club. He went to the back and fucked this stripper. Not sure what Chris Rock was talking about when he said "no sex in the champagne room" but this dude did it. He said afterwards that his dick was itching ever since that incident so not sure how clean they typically are but it can be done.

>>17092746
Question two is more of leading with a expensive hotel at a CLUB not a strip club.

>>17092779

Yeah, I figured you were just out for some easy pussy. Strip clubs are easy pussy plus the girls look good and probably cheaper than blowing a week's rent on drinks for a girl, her friends and an expensive hotel. Anyways, Your chances could be zero if you have no game whatsofuckingever. I'm assuming that's exactly what it is since you're actually considering going through all this.

>>17092779
You don't need it to get laid, and the only girls who will really be stoked about that are going to want roomservice, bottles sent up, and cash money being spent on them, too.

If you're generally a shy guy, it won't help and will probably just end up with you wasting a bunch of money.

>>17092805
well unless you're implying that they will want room service because they are fat , I have no problem dishing out a fuck ton of money for a night of fun, Hey if she puts out and is hot I have literally no problem with it.

I'm not shy just lazy, I literally just wana walk in and small talk for like 2 mins before inviting them to the room. I know you don't need it but it seems like a fantastic way to pay for sex with a hot chick whos not a hooker. Easy willing to spend $2000 in a night.