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I didn't bother to read that but you seem like a whiny annoying person.

lol

>>17163473
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>>17163471
You're a whiny bitch who can't spell. Post an ad on craigslist if you want to "film" an nude scene

>>17163410
If you want to change- religion is not the answer.
Admitting that you've done terrible things is the first step.
The next is working to change your behavior to become who you want to be. This will take years of hard work.
You've learned that violence gets you what you want- it's going to be hard to change.

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>>17163423
The Bible and other Christians is the only thing that really speaks to me anymore. I'm very much convinced Satan has taken hold of much of this world and we are heading towards the days of Revelation, simply judging from the patterns of society today. I would not be surprised to see another great flood or ice age God uses to wipe the slate clean if now is not the time for Jesus to arrive.

I really want to be a good person. I know I'm a sinner and I know I've done terrible things, I know I've directly disobeyed the ten commandments. I feel like doing charity work through a church or something might make me feel happier. Whenever I close my eyes and dream, I always see myself as a head of state or political figure in my country guiding people with the word of Jesus. All the politicians I admire are devout Christians. Sometimes I think that's what god has planned for me.

I don't blame others for my wrongdoings. I wasn't raised in a very good household, if you can believe it my brother is arguably much, much worse a person than I am. He's possibly also actually killed people. The big difference between him and I is he has no remorse and he doesn't not strive to correct his wrongdoings. I want to be a leader of people, I always see myself delivering speeches to people and issuing commands. I don't want to be some loser who commits crimes and goes against God.

But I feel like I just have this rage, this darkness inside of me. There's something nasty inside me, some part of me that hates other people. I don't want that part of me, I want to excise it and remove it like a tumor. I know no person is perfect and all men are sinners in the eyes of God.

I just want to leave this world knowing I did something good for mankind.

>>17163410

Join the military. They can always use a good sociopath that can pass for normal.

Don't fucking drive without insurance or speed you dumb nigger.

Just listen to your lawyer

>>17163345
I know this now. Should I take the offer?

>>17163352
Do you have a better option?

>>17163327
search ADHD
perhaps school work looks too easy or bored for you

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>>17163339
>>17163327
When you do school work, you are in the environment and time frame where you could be doing other, leisurely things. Since we have so much in our lives pushing us to instant gratification, we are held back. ADHD is the overdiagnosed go-to, I'd forget it if I were you.

Same boat mostly

Same problem. I've found timing myself helps a lot. 120 minutes before moving on to something else productive is my sweet spot, and I get a lot done this way.


Preferably find a way to disconnect while you're doing your work.

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I can't be rude or mean because I have to basically live with them for a couple days, and even when I try to give them good news, they immediately change subjects to something bad, or ask about something that had been bothering me. And the part that gets me is that I don't volunteer my life info, they fucking question me about it. But if I were to say 'I don't want to talk about it', then they get on me about that too and say I'm being defensive or trying to hide shit. And again, I can take critique. I know when I mess up it's my fault, but the way they talk to me makes me feel like shit and that my fiancee is a shit person, which he isn't, and they never allow me much time to say the positives about him, or why I am with him.

How the hell can I deal with people like this? I don't want -their- advice, good intentions or not. I get enough shit from friends and family that love me.

>>17163296
They sound like cunts. Give very vague answers. You could try invading their space in a similar manner. But keep the money flowing.

>>17163306
I've tried giving vague answers and only keeping it to positive subjects, but they question me further. And I have actually tried to turn the questions around on them, in a positive way, but they either give a vague answer back and go quiet, or start say a little bit then question me more.

Usually I try to go to the bathroom or something, but god fucking forbid if I'm not working, then they get on me about that. I'm at the point where I almost want to fucking quit.

And I can't say anything to the boss because he's the type to come in and say 'alright, no body can do x anymore' or 'nobody can talk about their home life anymore', which will only make things worse for me.

It feels like middle school, and even when I was in middle school I hated this type of behaviour. I don't know what to do, but I have to keep this job for a while longer, at least till me and my fiancé can earn enough together to get our debts payed off and get a car.

But it depresses me too...I literally come back home and have to have a day or two to 'recover' and feel myself again, it's so fucking stressful.

>>17163265
Both of them.
Compromise and split the costs.

>>17163265
Are you flatmate 1 or 2?

Both should check, thus both should pay for it, or flip a coin

Whoever turned it on should have checked that it was clear prior to hitting the switch. While it would be nice for everyone to make sure nothing goes into it every time the sink is used, it's the moment the disposal is turned on that responsibility is taken by the person who turned it on.

Yeah. I'm not an autist but I'm socially retarded and somewhat crazy

>>17163264
Depends on the context.
If you make eye contact with someone there's nothing wrong with smiling and saying hello or w/e so it's not awkward.
It's all about how you react to the situation.

>>17163264
Yes and i have to work hard on trying to empty my head if there's a lot of people

And i hate it when a girl looks at me while walking or when im in a bus because i never know why did she look and if i look at her sometimes we stare at each other sometimes she acts like she didn't look so we keep on chasing the look one after the other and its weird to me

I mean im not retarded looking so dunno why that happens
And yes im actually autistic but i hide it pretty well

>>17163239
So you would cheat if they were single? Have you considered a polugamous relationship? How about your partner? IMO this things are too much if a hassle. Just stay faithful and strong. Do not fuck your or anyone's shit up.

You're in a relationship don't go sticking your dick in everything that moved like a animal

I am currently going through some nasty shit for nearly succumbing to shit like this. Kinda liked my gf of 5 years' best friend (never actually done anything but lots of back and forwards). Was caught and am now hated by her family and friends, she is trying to come to terms with it. Feels bad man

>>17163232
Just kill yourself so your mom would have to clean it for you

>>17163232
Take a shower too.

From Google:

1. Use a dry towel, cloth, or paper towels to lightly blot up the excess urine, then strip the bed. Avoid rubbing the stain, as this will only spread the urine deeper into the mattress.
2. Sprinkle baking soda onto the affected area to absorb the remaining moisture.
3. Make a solution of biological washing powder – we like Persil Bio – and water. Alternatively, if you don’t mind the smell (which can be somewhat potent at first) you can try a solution of one part white vinegar to one part warm water.
4. Spray your chosen onto the stain and leaving to sit for 3-5 minutes. If using a commercial stain remover, always carefully follow the instructions on the product packaging, be sure to wear protective gloves, and open the windows for ventilation. You should use enough of the stain remover to counterbalance the amount of urine that has soaked into the mattress, before leaving to air-dry.

Amendment: I hung out with her in her home town alone and helped her sort through things at work. It was pretty platonic and she even texted her wife that I was there. It goes in cycles.

>>17163216
You've already posted this and for some reason, you made it even longer

>>17163219
I posted it once, it's the same length minus the second post, which happened today, and only one person replied with "You live in a very strange world"

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[spoiler] This cloud has been hanging over me the past several years. I learned that from my mother that I was conceived of rape, that my father was fearful of their marriage and so aggressively forced her to have a child that they would have to raise together. He threatened blackmail among other things. Basically he wanted something to fuck until he died, and raped her several times throughout their marriage, aggressively arguing he was entitled to sex.

I have always disliked my father. He was never able to control himself, was in a constant rage, abused and neglected me, used me to burn off emotional energy and irritation. He'd chase me around shouting and swinging, would choke me, hold me underwater, slap, throw, twist, crush, anything to put fear and hysteria into me. Otherwise he would ignore me.

I disliked my mother also, but more so pitied her. She drank and cried to me. She never wanted to discuss the feelings I had, and often brought things back to herself. When she wast drinking or crying to me, she ignored me although sometimes she would read to me which I deeply enjoyed.

My parents were either fighting or ignoring each other. The only cooperation I saw was during meals.

I grew up in a hoarder house, there were narrow paths through sliding piles of trash and paper and towering furniture and boxes. Often our utilities would be shut off. We didn't know when the next bag of groceries was going to be on the table, despite both my parents being full-time employed.

At school I was a brat, bullied and had a quicker mouth and wit than a sense of forethought. Teachers ignored criminal-like behavior aimed at me on several occasions, like being stabbed, thrown headfirst into a wall, tied to a fence during a winter storm, tossed into quick-moving rivers, having bricks thrown at me, and more. They accused me of racism and said I deserved anything I got, saying I was "out to get innocent black boys", and a liar.[/spoiler]

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>>17163246
> can't into spoiler tags

kill me now

anyways I've been socially humiliated a lot in the past, lied to and led into intentionally confusing and humiliating situations. Girls especially enjoyed tormenting me and fucking with me, toying with me.

I don't really trust people at all and hate attention. I don't know what others are thinking. Do they dislike me? Do they fear me?

I'm aware my paranoid disposition gives me a different mental energy, that I give off social cues and body language and hints through speech and behavior, that estrange confuse others.

I feel so odd.

Please help

oh, the picture was me with my mind thinking in a lot of things, and thinking about thinking in things to do, but doing nothing, just ideas

>>17163186
Look at stuff you might be interested, listen to podcasts that you like. I recommend Tim Ferris

>>17163209
Thanks! Now I am thinking it could be a good idea to watch videos about things I like or about people doing those things, and seeing what they achieve, that could motivate me.

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Start taking care of your body more. Eat fruits and vegetables, less processed foods and sugar and junk food.

Go calisthenics, or exercise using your body. Add stretching and yoga to that.

Go running or jogging too.

Drink more water. Get more sun.

I'm guessing that your life is stagnant and sedimentary. You need movement. It will inspire your music, and in turn inspire your mind to search for other things.

>>17163147
If you have even the least bit of experience in putting videos together, I'd try posting them on vimeo and see what others think of it. Worth looking into imo.

>>17163147
Problem: in a rut of not doing anything.
Solution: Do something.

It really is that simple. Think of something - anything - to do and pick yourself up and do it. Then do something else that seems like it might be a good idea. Then something else. Eventually a coherent path will form.

Of course women care about status, money, and height like men care about breast size and femininity and whatever else it is your hormones drive you to think about. What kind of a retarded woman gets with a man who can't give her good genes or help her support children ?

>>17163069
2bh, my sister (36) is dating a 67 year old man with no money, no legs, a scummy family, and is quite a sleaze himself (physically ugly and personality ugly). He even forced her to give him a blowjob after 2 years into the relationship, and she got pissy. Somehow, she's still with him because she loves him.

I'm physically sickened by the though alone that she's still with him. I tried convincing her to leave several times, but she just doesn't want to leave him.

>>17163106
sounds like she's pretty fucked in the head

Become rich.

>>17163063
Easier said than done, don't you think?

Get her drunk.