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>>17162386
She sounds literally insane, cut your losses OP.

>>17162386
>Girl thinks I have ulterior motives.


Literally every girl everywhere is this.

Also, it seems like she's looking for reasons to lash out at you, why you putting up with that?
Fuck, I'd have been all like "No wonder you think I don't wanna talk to you, when you got that attitude, bitch" then hung up.

Alternatively, I would have used;
>>accuses me of trying to come up with an excuse to not speak to her and says 'fine just don't bother speaking to me then'
As a perfect stopping point. A quick "okay bye".

If you don't want shit, then why are you taking so much shit?
Don't take shit, and you don't get shit.

>>17162398
Ok thanks i'll bear that in mind next time, it just took me by surprise because normally she's very nice and calm and probably stops herself from speaking her mind

How should I approach this next time I speak to her though? Should I just not bring it up or confront her about it?

>>17162377
Need to see a pic!

>>17162416
Give me an email and I'll send one. Not posting publicly!

>>17162421
That means I have to post my email publicly... Not something I want 4 Chen to know...

Do you find yourself attractive?

>>17162372
>IMPECCABLE self control
You should chill.
Glancing at female's boobs and butts is perfectly normal and everyone does it, including women. Unless you're staring, I guess. Get out more and stop having unrealistic expectations towards yourself.

>>17162391

I understand but I am just so frustrated that I can't do things with women to relieve myself.

go to piratebay
download
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transformations
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you will learn a lot

seriousmonkeybizzness if you can't find monkey whizz at your local head shop. It works if you keep the temperature correct.

You can also just save some money and get a friend's piss.

These are the only guaranteed ways to pass a drug test sans just not smoking period. I've used both methods with success. I have friends that use the synthetic frequently for random tests at work.

>>17162371
Most doctors experiment with drugs especially in college so I wouldn't worry about it. I got an over the counter drug test at Walgreens and found that weed was eliminated from my system in about a week but depending on your body and amount you smoke I heard it can take up to a month to not show up in your pee, even longer if you get a follicle test. When are you expected to be tested?

>>17162409
I had some edibles, and I never get high. That was my first time getting actually high from dealing with weed.

When I am expected to be tested? I have no idea. I'm applying to jobs now, and I'd like to have one within two or three weeks. Not all of these jobs mentioned a drug test, but I've had to overlook some because they explicitly stated they'd need a drug test.

Well duh, that's because your mind is still on smutt.

You cope by helping her cope, with your semen infested hands.

>>17162362
>cope
Well you're still fine, just rightfully ashamed. You'll be just fine, son, nothing to cope with.

>>17162362
What were you fapping to?
Either shrug it off or talk to her about it. If it was cp or some shit talk to her about it and getting therapy.

>>17162323
>I have heard a woman can become so use to one man's sperm it can prevent pregnancy
Old wives tale. Keep at it and if you still aren't pregnant in 3 months you should both get your fertility tested.

No. There could be a number of reasons you're not getting knocked up, but your body getting used to his sperm isn't one of them. Keep trying and if you don't get knocked up in a few months go to the doctor and figure out what's going on.

>>17162323
Have more sex. Take 3 balls deep loads a day and you'll be pregnant in no time. If you're not- he's either shooting blanks or your vagina is a barren waste.

Rosetta Stone, Duolingo, YouTube vids to learn the grammar rules and basics.

Then go from there.

>>17162313
Torrent Rosetta Stone.
Buy a book, browse pol, etc.

Just show up at the border, lol!
>Be Arab, get free money

that's retarded. by 'that', i mean 'you'

>>17162299
If this isn't a troll, no chance. Sperm dies quickly outside the body.

>>17162299
No possible way. The little swimmers would be dead.

What's a ball bearing? Have no idea how big the lump is OP.

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>>17162257
>What's a ball bearing?

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that's not a unit of size.

In high school, it was more of the same (minus the smell) but I did manage to make a few friends who went out of their way to befriend me. I never reciprocated fully though, in that I couldn't do the back and forth banter, small talk etc. So most of them got bored and stopped coming around, except one. There was one who was kinda like me, shy and all that, but he was able to kick that. I remember one time, i think we were walking out of class, then he went with his new group and i sort of just awkwardly walked with them, not knowing what to do,then stopped and went back and sat outside the classroom. I remeber seeing a group of girls looking. That was embarrassing.

Throughout high school, he (my uncle who owns the property) used to always love flexing his muscles figuratively, in the sense that he loved (and still does) showing me who's boss. "Anon, this is what you're gonna do" "What you're gonna do is this." He'd refer to yard work, washing his car, occasionally cleaning his house, helping out construction workers he hired with my labor so he wouldn't have to pay them as much, he'd lie and say they need help to get me to go. Then one time, I actually asked if they needed help and they were like nope. They even apologized to me. Occasionally i'd react badly, and one time i even broke a bunch of his fences. He tried to make me go fix them, i didn't. Then my aunt asked me to and I did. So that 'exerting dominance' crap and occasional meltdowns from me happened throughout all of high school pretty much, and a little bit longer.

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However, as a result, I have an extremely bad view of him. He's a liar and manipulative, half the family hates him. He's pretty much stolen money from me in the way that he's defrauding the state by claiming to be his mother's caretaker yet not performing any of the duties. I do them. Instead he's now saying that its the rent I'm paying, even though my grandmother is already paying him rent, along with my schizo uncle who has an ssi check. Before I knew about that shit, he even got me to pay him rent of my own money for a few months. So basically i was paying him money, while he was getting paid for work that i was doing. Only reason I stopped then was cause I couldn't keep paying, but had I known that he was pretty much conning me, I would never have paid him anything. That's not even taking into account all the free labor he got from me and the money he saved throughout my HS years. I will never get along with him. Even my grandfather, his father, before he passed told me many times never to trust him, particularly with money.

I also have an avoidance personality I guess now. I can't speak up in my college classes. I'm the weird guy. There is one dude who talks to me, probably out of boredome, in my english class. Its probably cause we're both black and I remind him of friends of his from Africa. Again, whenever he talks, I can't reciprocate properly.

When my aunt tells me she loves me, I can't say it back. I've never had a girlfriend, obviously.

The job market out here is dreadful. Couple that with the fact that I'm socially retarded, and that's a disaster. One great thing that has happened is that my aunt gave me a paid for car. Before that, my uncle had been on me about getting a job. Apprently he thought I was going to merrily ask him to take me places to look for work. Had my aunt not done that, I'd have probably just went insane. Giving me the car seems to have just slowed that process, since im still living here.

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Any normal person would just get a job, save money and move out. I would have done that 10 years ago if it was that simple. As said, the job market out here is shit. I've applied to so many places, and my awkwardness always comes out when I interview. Damn near every interviewer has mentioned it, that I don't seem like I talk much, even though I answer everything they say. I don't know how it comes across to them so quickly. For the types of jobs I apply for, cashier, retail, being quiet is obviously a red flag, but I feel like as long as I have a fake smile, and greet people, it should be fine, right? I can do that much, but its like being a social butterfly is a job requirement.

I interviewed at a call center job once, and did get the job, but it was shit-tier work. However, even during the training process, the hiring manager kept pointing out how I expressed no emotion. I didn't mind doing it though cause it was a job, but it was 40 mins away and the hours were shit. You could be sent home after two hours during slow work periods, and not even get called in at all for weeks at a time. So I quit the gig. I regret it though. I should have stuck with it, but I was feeling a bit more confident at the time in my ability to find another job. After applying at a new store near me, I had been asked to take a drug test (didn't even interview), so I thought I had that job for sure. I took the drug test at labcorp, but I never got called back. I've never done drugs so I dunno wtf happened.

You need to crush the little balls first jeez. It's in extended release form like that which is not what you want.

Should do your research BEFORE taking drugs :/

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Yes. I've taken so much Adderall. That's a 30mg extended release. It takes a couple hours to hit you but it hits you super hard.

It kicks better if you snort it.

>>17162221
I don't know if you think that is a german flag, but I think you should know that it's not.

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>>17162221
Poor bait, only retarded people fall for "Arab wants to go to Germany and posts a wrong flag"

i'm sorry about the flag
no it's not a bait and i'm in serious need of help
just get to the point please, thanks.

Anything?

>>17162179
You have an anxiety disorder. Talk to a doctor.

>>17162320
What makes you say that? Anyways im afraid going to a doc isnt an option for me

>says BAMBOO FUN
>not made of BAMBOO

>>17162142
loving this board already
BUMP

>>17162128
If you already have an iPad I recommend procreate and an adonit pressure sensitive stylus, next best thing to a cintiq.

Don't just have fun faggot. Yes men have to do the work

>>17162176
Ooh, so simply because she was born with a vagina, I should deliver everything to her on a satin pillow while she doesn't have to lift a finger?

>>17162365
Play the game or lose out, buddy.