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Need help Pronto with my math...

/wsr/ is no help.

Did I get the following problems correct?

Find the value of each polynomial when x = 3

-3x squared + 7 my answer was -2


And the next is 5x squared + 4x - 20.

My answer was 217...

C'mon gais. I've got an exam this thursday. Don't let me down...

Also, how do I do these?

Solve for x: 7 (x -2) = 9x - 6

I'm probably doing it incorrectly. But I get it to 7x - 14 = 9x -6

I combine like terms and it becomes:

63x - 8

What do I do now or where did I go wrong?
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Isn't it past your bedtime?
-20
37
-4

I have no idea how you even approached the answers you got.
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>>17202734
No, apparently it isn't. Got a better explanation cause I have no idea how you approached the answers you got.

For 5x squared 2 + 4x - 20

I multiplied 5 x 3 for 15, then multiplied 15 x 15 for 225 then multiplied 4 × 3 for 12. So it became 225 + 12 - 20.

Then it became 237 - 20 for 217
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>>17202712
an exam? they have exams in 6th grade now?

So, recently got told by my GF that's she has pretty much come to the conclusion the she's bisexual. I'm somewhat conflicted as one of the traits I looked for in girls to date or find to be marriage material were being straight. Now, we've been together for 5 going on 6 years and I'm wondering if i'd be a dick move to break up with her over this.

I have nothing against bisexuals in general, but women who consider themselves bi are something I tried to avoid years ago, just like tattoos and cigs. I just feel weird about this, and no, I'm not cool with having threesomes with girls I date.
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>>17202684
As a married bi woman, I can't help but wonder why you seem to think we're all bad. Being bi doesn't mean you want to experiment with people, have threesomes, etc. It just means that, if you were single, you could go either way. I'm in a long-term relationship and wouldn't even think of asking for a threesome--it's not my cup of tea. I may be attracted to some women, but it's not anything I would ever act on. Because I genuinely love and respect the person I'm with. I think a lot of people use the fact that they're bi to do/say a lot of things that are just over the line. But don't let some assholes taint your relationship. Women, in general, are also more fluid with their sexuality when compared to men.
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>>17202684

it depends. do you think shes a slut? there is the idea that oen partner (being only male) wont be able to fulfil her and you are afraid she will leave.

but ultimately you have to ask: were those six years of faith a lie?

your call. it would be kind of a dick move, but are you going to stay with someone you dont want to just cuz its a dick move?

honestly though id worry less about who is 'marriage material' and who you actually fucking like.
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>>17202709
>it depends. do you think shes a slut? there is the idea that oen partner (being only male) wont be able to fulfil her and you are afraid she will leave.

Nah, I don't think she is is, but a lot of girls I've seen who claim to be bi are pretty loose and/or have a lot of issues. I guess I'm paranoid she'll attempt to warm me up to letting me give her the ok to experiment with other girls. Last year a co-worker who was a known lesbian was hitting on her pretty hard and she jokingly play around her advances until she finally said something that basically let her know she's taken and happy. I kinda now have weird feelings when she

>but ultimately you have to ask: were those six years of faith a lie?

>your call. it would be kind of a dick move, but are you going to stay with someone you dont want to just cuz its a dick move?

>honestly though id worry less about who is 'marriage material' and who you actually fucking like.

These 6 years were a growing process. She is my first girlfriend. I don't want to lose her, but I'm kind of scared that these insecurities are going to pop up in convos about girls, porn, or dating. Like, the obvious passive aggressive comments and what not. I'm trying to cope, m8.

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I'm going to be in my second year of college in the fall. However, I have essentially been living a NEET lifestyle since high school. During my first year of college I basically just stayed in my dorm, browsed the internet / vidya, and did not put any real effort into socializing or school work. I am currently at home for the summer break without a job or any social interaction. I don't have any real friends or hobbies and am feeling lost in regards to what direction my life is heading towards. Any advice /adv/?
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Do you know what NEET means?
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>>17202118
I meant that I'm basically living a shut in lifestyle despite being in college. On second thought, NEET isn't exactly the correct term but I certainly feel like one.
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>>17202123
Hikikomori is the chinese term you're looking for

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Hey, /adv/.
This person that I've been talking to is kinda pushing me to Skype with them, because apparently they want to watch anime and shit with me, but I have literally no idea how that would work?
I mean, they seem like the type of gal that enjoys commenting on shit as they watch, but I'm not? I normally watch my shows in silence ya know.
Plus I'm really not that interesting of a person? I can so see myself trying to be clever with some stray remark, and getting nothing but an awkward chuckle or sniff in return, what the hell do I do?

TL;DR - OP is a fucking idiot that has no clue how to watch things with other people.
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>>17202084
If you don't want to watch anime with her, you could certainly send her my way.
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Try it and see what happens, my ex and I would do this all the time. We'd go in skype, count down from three and start it together, was pretty fun desu
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>>17202104
No, I do want to watch anime and movies with her. I just don't want it to be awkward.

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Is it true that even though girls hate me if I just go gay I'll be swimming in boipussi?
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No.

How can one "go gay?"

Its my understanding you are what you already are.

Are you gay? Then be gay.
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>>17201513
No, even in the gay community, that structure still stands. There are more tops than bottoms and they have to pursue and compete for the boipussy, until the bottoms choose who they will give it up for.
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>>17201877
Degenerate/deviant sexual fantasies (such as being gay) are just that, deviations from healthy reproductive sex. If you really believe in deviancy as an identity you're dumber than the average bear boo-boo

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Before you post a question, check here to see if it's already been answered
Keep your questions short for more answers.
And please no derailing arguments.

FAQ:

>Do girls/guys like <insert specific look>?
>Is my body part big/small enough?
>Am I short/tall enough?
>Would you date a virgin?
><random insecurity>
Some do, some don't. Preferences differ, but complexes are always a turn-off.

>I'm shy and afraid of people/rejection. What do I do?
Get over it by practicing and exposing yourself to it, little by little, step by step. There is no single magical moment that will instantly change you forever. It takes hard work, time, and effort.

>I like someone. What do I do?
Ask them out.

>How can I tell if someone likes me?
Ask them out. This is something that cannot be explained. You either have learned to intuit this or you have not. If you have not, the only way to learn is experience--there are no shortcuts. So it comes back to: Just ask them out.

>Where do I meet girls/guys?
Anywhere outside. Or online. Don't complain that this isn't helpful; stupid questions deserve answers like this.

>Someone did something insignificant. What does it mean?
Nothing significant. Stop overthinking it.
Alternative answer: we don't fucking know.

>XYZ happened. Interpret this for me please
We're not in their head, we don't fucking know. No amount of your walls of text will fix that.

>This person did something that hurt my feelings. Why do guys/girls do this?
Because shit people are shit people. It's not a gendered thing

>Someone has made it abundantly clear they're no longer interested in me. Do I still have a chance?
No

>Where do I go on a first (or subsequent) date?
Pick one or more of the following: coffee, lunch, dinner, drinks, ice cream, movies, zoo, aquarium, museum, art gallery, <activity in your city>

>Brandon, that one guy who keeps asking about cuddling in platonic friendships and fart guy
Fuck off
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I recently realized I have a crush in my circle of friends what should I do next, I'm thinking of flirting for another hang out or two and then going in for the kill by directly asking her if she wants to be more than friends, but I'm almost clueless about how to go about asking her out
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Girls: Are there truly times where you have feelings for someone but aren't looking for a relationship? Or do you just say this to try and let guys down easily?
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>>17201006
Yes. I don't want to start a relationship when I'm not 100% sure I can give it my time and energies, if I have a lot going on I avoid dating new people.
This doesn't mean I sleep around or string people along, tho.

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I'm 21-year-old kissless virgin, /adv/.
Not wanting to kill myself, need some reality check to my observations.

>every single 9+/10 girl I meet is either a slut or engaged
>girls crushed on me only in middle school, I had female friends then
>after hormones kicked in, stutter and can't make eye contact with women, no female friends now
>have no fucking idea how to talk with women and not thinking about it romantically
>maybe it's cuz my school crush turned out as a clingy psychopath
>all my friends are bathing in pussy and slowly get stablier relationships, I feel dating pool is drying out every day

So, anons, experienced with relationships, is it true that you can't find a non-insecure single girl, and you should work on her?
You pick an average girl and we grow together into something not lame?
Or is it some cuck bullshit and I should fuck strangers or something.
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You know, most girls think shy dudes are cute, right? If you tell the girl at the start that you're really shy she'll probably giggle and try and calm you.
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>>17199870
>You know, most girls think shy dudes are cute, right?
>actually believing this.

Saturday morning cartoons and Disney Kids shows aren't realistic senpai.
Nothing turns women off faster than an insecure/shy (the two are the same to women) guys.
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>>17199870
You'll laugh, but I hate people pitying me. I'll think she pays me attention, because I'm just like a poor little brother to her, or other shit.

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If you could go back to the past and give yourself a piece of advice to your former self at a chosen point in your lifetime, what would it be and when?
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>>17204783
Shes all you ever wanted so dont fuck things up.
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I'd probably go and tell myself not to die. "Don't kill yourself." Me back then would probably interpret that as nothing worked out and most likely an hero.
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>>17204783
25 pills/12.5mg of xanax + 0.5 liters of 30% alcohol is enough to kill you.
Do it now in 2013 before you still have a chance, don't bother wasting 3 more years doing nothing till you lose your chance.

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What should I bring to a baseball game other than a wallet and ID?

I think I'll take my kindle too
This is like a 10 hour thing, keep in mind

Leaving in 20 mins so short thread
I'm trying to make some friends in college
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>>17204781
An ass cushion and a vuvuzela.
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A baseball game is not 10 hours. Bringing a kindle is rather anti-social. That's not how you make friends.
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>>17204781
Clean underwear. Sitting for 10 hours will likely leave skidmarks.

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Is there anything worse than fucking a virgin when you're pretty experienced?
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>>17204584

If you feel that way then you're not as experienced as you may think.
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Yeah fucking a slut.

It really depends on how open she is really to getting better at sex, and how comfortable she is talking about it. The first couple of times will always be a bit shit because she is nervous etc but it should get better after a handful of times. Just make sure to talk about what you want to try or do differently. Also teeth blowjobs.
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>>17204606

Well it's prolly easier when being with girls, but since I'm gay the whole ordeal about analsex for something who just came out makes sex kinda terrible.

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Me and my gf have a very healthy sex life but I really want to make her sweat. We can have sex for a while, do all sorts of positions etc she gets tired, heart racing etc but I really want to make her sweat and out of breath, how do I do that?
Also get her pussy creaming on my dick but yeah, any advice?
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Let her take the strenuous part and make sure it's hot in the room. Or you can try to have sex with some clothes still on.
Why do you want to make her sweat?
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>>17204521
Buy karatbars. The second the gold tint hits her eyes she will turn into a sex soaked barbarian, strip her clothes and fly into a rage. Her increased constitution and lust for cock will produce copious amounts of gold sweat to sell to others.
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>>17204527
Pretty sure he means it more in a metaphoric sense. Like realllly fuck the shit out of her.

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Hey guys , was reading up on different ways guys can get off and I found a thing called ''Post Orgasm Torture''

I copy pasted the following from the site I found it on.


''Post-Orgasm Torture (POT)

''This one isn’t exactly mainstream, but it does provide an alternative way for guys to achieve sexual satisfaction. POT applies to when one’s partner continues to stimulate, or “jerk” the penis after ejaculation. The blog “Give Me Gay Porn” writes, “What started out as a pleasurable tingle pulls a bait and switch and rapidly escalates into an unbearable wave of over-stimulation that centers on the end of your dick—and every subsequent touch leaves you a quivering, twitching mess.” After a man ejaculates, the glands in the head of the penis are very sensitive. When touched, it can be uncomfortable. And it seems that’s exactly what those into POT are going for. One porn industry insider writes, “It’s a blissful state between pleasure and pain.” A forum user writes, “I love this done to me—but being tied (down) helps otherwise I would always back out.”

The thing is when I masturbate after cumming I don't get any of these things happening and I've heard of other guys been able to get those feelings after cumming but I can't any ideas guys ? Other than that my dick is all normal and uncut.
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>>17204514
My dick is "normal and uncut", and I know what are you talking about. You can achieve this sensation if your dick is well lubricated and haven't finished the fapping in 30 seconds. After ejaculating, rub your dick's head and you should feel that. It makes me pee instantly, tho..
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>>17204514
>Post-Orgasm Torture (POT)
>Torture

I don't think you're allowed to torture, even yourself. The geneva convention is clear about this.
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>>17204552
When you talk about rubbing the head I'm assuming you don't mean the glans do you ?

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How young is too young? I recently got to know my friends younger sister, who is 5 years younger than me. She's 17 and I just turned 22. Also, is it appropriate to go for your friends sister?
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>>17204415
Ask her if she interested its her descisoin only she can say yes or no
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>>17204415
I'd be more worried about the 'friends sister' aspect of it than a 5 year age diff from 17.
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If she can go to a bar then it's fine. Anything under is just shit. What you going to do just 'netflix and chill' then go out for a pizza? Don't date your mate's sister it'll just get cringe and weird. Don't bugger up a friendship just for a lay.

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i wanted to know if anyone who knows about guinea pigs could tell me if using these mats(pictured) instead of bedding inside a guinea pig cage would be a good idea.
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>>17204366
i'm looking for alternatives to using bedding(since its like 20 dollars a bag) and i need to change my Guinea pigs cage rather often. so can't afford to keep buying bedding and keep feeding her decent food/veggies at the same time. so any advice concerning what can be used in her cage instead of bedding would be really helpful.
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>>17204366
Pets are expensive. If you can't afford its basic upkeep and care, you can't afford the pet.
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>>17204366
Are they marketed for that sort of thing? You have to make sure they won't hurt the animal and that the animal won't try to ingest them.

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Hey /adv/ I need some help trying to see if there's any hidden messages here.
Last Thursday I went out with this girl. We went out for a coffee then took a walk around this park before I took her to her car and gave her a kiss on the cheek.
I went to a different country over the weekend and couldn't text her. Yesterday was her little sister's birthday (turning 10) so I left her alone that day, just said "Hey, I just got back from my trip how was your weekend?" and we had some small talk before I told her I was going to sleep.

Today I get a text from her saying

>Hey Anon. I have to be honest with you because you're a sweet and intelligent guy (very rare to find btw) and you deserve my honesty. After our date which I do not regret one bit, I realized I don't know what I want at this point in my life. I don't want to waste your time if you're looking for someone who wants to be committed to dating. I had a reality check yesterday and it questions whether it's a good time to be dating now. I have never said this to any of my dates before... you're the first.

Is she just saying after my date she just wants to fool around with others or what?
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Just sounds like she has been on multiple dates before you and isn't sure about what she wants so she doesn't want to lead you on.
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>>17204350
So would it just be best to not reply to the text?
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>>17204341

She's got other people interested in her and you're not on the top of that list.

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