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Put the nudes inside a file that can only be opened with a password (Like a .rar file), and put it onto a USB. Then lock the USB with a password. Only use that USB for nudes.

The only 100% sure way to prevent nude leaks is to not take nudes in the first place.

>>17203389
Well. Your logic is sound, but similarly one shouldn't carry cash while going out in the chances of getting robbed or pickpocketed. This is the 21st century where almost /everything/ is digitalized. Get over it.

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A little extra info I am 6'5 in height and weight between 220-230.
I am a very peaceful person.
I am respectful and wellmannered.
I connect with people of all sides of the stereotype. I am friends with people who run concerts and party on yachts and friends with black gangsters who wouldn't hesitate to.put a bullet thru someone. Ive always been liked by everyone even tho I dropped out of highschool and have no job.
Im told by everyone around me theyre amazed or fascinated by how my mind works and the complex thoughts I deal with daily.
I just want someone who.wants to be with me thru thick and thin.
Pic related.

Ask her if she would like to start a sexual relationship.

Since I have nothing better to do.
I dont remember much of my childhood. Most of what I remember are traumatic events, being locked outside sitting in a tree cuz my stepdad set the dog on me (I was 6), being beat all over my body with a belt by my mother, my moms friend threatening to cut my toes off, find my mom dead in her bed from a infection from sharing meth needles (I was 8).
I dont know why I did but I had decided to.jump on her thinking she might come back to life. She did. And was taken to the hospital.
I took care of my 2 sister (I was 8, lamey was 4 tiffany was 3)
Who I had taken care of in the last few months b4 my mom died. Feeding them peanut butter cux that's all we had. I went hungry so they could eat.
We ended up at my grandmas.
My grandma wasn't able to handle us as we were unruly kids. I.ended up in the system and went to a grouphome facility where I stayed there for 7 years.

Basic economics. If you're resource that's constantly and readily available, people aren't going to go out of their to obtain and you. If you're more scarce, you're more in demand, and buyers would put more effort into getting their hands on you.

Women are notorious for wanting what they can't have.

It *is* manipulative. All you're doing is threatening to throw them out for not wanting your dick. There's nothing worse than having a guy friend, especially one you care about, suddenly cut you out of their life without giving a chance. Of course those girls are ggoing to take things further than they want to. You're not giving them much of a choice. They don't want to lose a valuable friend. So they're agreeing to be serious with you because you've forced them into that position.

>>17203321
>When it comes to the friend-zone, I have developed the habit
You should not be getting friendzoned so often that you have any associated habits.

>>17203284
Text book emotional manipulator. Only continue to be her friend if you understand that she will most likely try and play games with you. DO NOT DATE... EVER!!!

>>17203299
I've really not gotten that feeling from her before. I also don't think I'm a likely target for that because people usually describe me as emotionless.

>>17203284
If someone tells you that they're not a good person or that they aren't worth dating, or any bullshit like that, you should believe them.

She knows herself better than you do and she knows if she acts like a completely shitty person. Someone who recognizes that they act poorly and yet still elect to be like that is someone you really want to avoid.

Yes, it's possible that she just has really low self-esteem. It's still a good idea to not get involved with someone like that as this is just going to cause problems and make any potential relationship much more difficult than it needs to be.

Sure, be her friend if you can avoid catching feelings for a girl that you spend time with. Otherwise you should avoid her like the plague.

>>17203265
Another alarming subfolder, ominously called 'Did Nothing Wrong' was completely filled with hundreds of images exulting Adolf Hitler, Mussolini, Franco, Augusto Pinochet, and various other notable fascists. It would appear that my son is particularly fond of Pinochet, frequently associating him with helicopters. He also has an entire folder devoted to the life and work of a Nazi artist named Ben Garrison. Many cartoons depicting horrifically anti-semitic stereotypes and promoting the idea that the world is dominated by some vast Jewish conspiracy bent on the elimination of whites. There were also many pictures of this comically evil cartoonist in Nazi regalia, detailing the unspeakable acts of violence that he's committed against POC and calling for further atrocities. When I searched this character online, I found out that he's some sort of cult figure among neo-nazis. I'm worried that my son is being radicalized by some kind of right wing death squad terror group.

Open in his tabs was his twitter profile, much to my surprise, he has several thousand followers. My son has always expressed distaste for social media, so I never in my wildest dreams imagined that he'd be the owner of a highly active far right twitter account. His timeline is a bizarre mixture of ironic anime images and far right extremism that borders on schizophrenic. Naturally he follows Donald Trump, but it would appear that he also frequently gets into spats with who he refers to as (merchants). With new cybercrime laws coming into effect, I'm worried that my son could get in trouble for online harassment and hate speech.

It would also appear that my son is collecting pdf copies of reactionary literature, ranging from Mein Kampf, to The Jews and Their Lies by Martin Luther, to the complete works of Julius Evola and Kevin MacDonald. My husband and I are very glad to know that our son takes the time to read genuine books in this digital age, but this isn't quite what we envisioned

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>>17203269
Our son frequently has his headphones on while studying, and I had always been under the impression that he was listening to music. However, much to my surprise, his music library is almost entirely occupied by a white nationalist podcast called The Daily Shoah. I listened to portions of several episodes and it appears to be an orgy of self-congratulatory onemanupship of who can be the edgiest, where grown men spend three hours making holocaust jokes, mocking "dindu chimpouts" (their disgusting code for #blacklivesmatter protests), and ranting about how Jews control the media. They also appear to share my son's strange affinity for Augusto Pinochet. This kind of virulent and all-encompassing racism was completely unexpected since we live in a very multicultural area and most of the students in our son's classes at school are of Asian descent. We have always regarded our son as very intelligent and respect a certain degree of political curiosity, but this is far beyond the scope of what's acceptable. We want to respect his privacy, but we also want him to use his privileges responsibly. Withholding computer access is not an option given his academic obligations, but I think it's a good idea to restrict it as much as possible going forward. My husband is not so sure. He prefers a more subtle touch, avoiding direct confrontation and trying to gently steer our son in the right direction based on the knowledge that we've obtained of his double life. In fact, my husband is more concerned over the fact that nearly all of the pictures of women on my son's hard drive are of Japanese anime girls, with the only 3-dimensional women appearing in his 'Eva Braun' and 'Aryan Women In Wheat Fields' folders. Do you have any insights into how best to deal with our son's behaviour? Which approach is best?

Stale pasta is stale

ya got meme'd anon

try again next time

>>17203244
this is depressingly the best advice i've gotten on my love life ever

>>17203240
RIP, you had your chance and you blew it.

Coulda, shoulda, woulda...had a Klondike Bar.

>>17203239
Do you think she has a crush on you or something?

>>17203239
No, it's just playful banter known as flirting. Can both be romantic AND platonic. If she had interest, she would've given off signs.

>>17203239

honorifics only matter if you're japanese too, or youre both in japan.

if she's actually japanese and not just of descent, then she's calling you that out of habit more than anything, and tolerates chan because she's a girl and thats not uncommon.

>>17203230
Have you given up that asshole yet op?

>Did it feel good? :o

Did his cock taste sweet

>>17203305
>>17203234
we havent had sex

What the fuck, kick that bitch to the curb.

>>17203229
>mo bitches mo problems
ho fo sho

>paying rent for a place you barely live at
waste of money right there you're all irresponsible as fuck

You're being a spineless bitch right this second by posting about it here and not talking to them. You know what you have to do, nut up and do it.

All those books are useless

>>17203205
So how would you recommend I prepare?

I used the one by Kaplan when I studied and it was fine.

You might be pregnant

>>17203167
I'm a dude dude

allergic to milk? gluten? nuts/oils?
check your diet for clues, maybe try eating the basic meat + potatoes/rice combo for a while to get the answer

Something like 8 months.

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>>17203095
sweet lord

this is going to be a struggle

at least she knows im not some jabroni that's going to hit it and quit it

>>17203090
I've had several relationships, shortest was 3 months and longest was 3 years. Still have never had sex once.

I wouldn't say I'm a "waiting until marriage" kinda gal, but I'm definitely waiting until I'm good an ready. It's at least a year with every new partner before I even begin to consider it.

You will never mask the smell to a non smoker

>>17203073
Why the fuck would you want to smoke? There are literally no good reasons.

>>17203084
Because I enjoy it and who the fuck wants to live to be a withered old man?

Also family and friends have seen the pic and don't believe she resembles me or any of my family.

Looks like the guy on top left to me. More similar nose and eyes

Sounds like she's just trying to manipulate you. I'd just ignore it until she can prove that the kid isn't the bf's.

Anyway I'd say she looks more like the top pic, but honestly I can come up with multiple reasons she looks like either of you.

>>17202985

probably a pimple. yes you can get them everywhere, yes even on your dick. just wait it out.

I had the same thing. right on the sack.
It feels solid, right? like it has a little bit of give but is definitely hard

it eventually went away, then it came back, then it went away and I haven't seen it in a few years

It's a pimple.