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ok so this is simple but its late and the nintendo support is closed

if im really high, and the second 3ds my cousin let me borrow is the one i accidentally use to buy a pre-release game (the new kirby) and i add my credit card to his nintendo ID by accident and buy it, will they transfer the license for the software to my actual 3ds' nintendo ID so I can redownload it?

If not, can i copy the game somehow?
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>>17202972
You can probably just cancel the game on the cousins 3DS and order it on yours.
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>>17203962
but would i have to buy it again?
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>>17202972
no
the game stays on the 3ds you bought it on, unless you do a system transfer

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I'm moving in with my older sister for a short period before finding my own place. She's shown some possibly incestuous leanings in the past, which are a cause for concern.

While she was separating from another guy, she dated someone my age--she's older than me--with my exact interests. I met him recently, and he looks quite a bit like me. He also shares a lot of my mannerisms.

She's been dating younger men since she broke up with him.

Some years ago she told my mom about another guy she found attractive and off-handedly mentioned he looked a lot like me. I was in the other room doing chores.

My mom also once said "That screams incest" once when my older sister offered to take me to a parking lot to practice driving before I got my license. My sister turned around, blushing beat red, and walked away with a nervous smile on her face.

I don't want an incestual relationship with my older sister. I'm tired of dealing with my family's insanity and entering into a sexual relationship with my sister won't help me.

Am I imagining something? Is my sister interested in me? How should I handle this?
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>>17202965

unless she's shown some other signs of mental instability, you probably want to inquire very directly and bluntly what her feelings are, especially if you aren't warm to them (Which is what your post seems to lean).

since she's relations , and there isn't a concern of weird social circle bullshit, you shouldnt need to be subtle at all.
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>>17202965
But is she hot?
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>>17202965
Dating younger men with similar tastes and looks isn't by itself a signal she's sexually into you.

However, by her reaction to what your mother said, she thought about sex with you. Plenty times.

If she's going to make sexual advancements or not, then it's another can of worms.

I'd suggest you wait and see a bit more. Try to gather info; if you don't react to this in a positive or negative way, she'll get bolder. Then do what >>17202975 said.

(As a side note: fuck, I have this fetish. But I can't imagine myself fucking my sisters since both are quite unattractive.)

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Okay so I'm sure this is kind of weird, but I have a problem where every time I masturbate I get really emotional after I finish. I'm a 23 year old female and I'm a virgin in a relationship with another virgin. We sometimes send dirty texts since we don't want to go all the way just yet, but when I finish sexting or finish getting off alone I usually start crying or just get very angsty. I usually end up texting him asking him to reassure me that he really loves me. How fucked up is this? How do I stop?
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>>17202955
Hugs
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>>17202955

women release a hormone during sex that makes them fall in love with whoever they are having sex with. its so powerful that women feel an odd sense of love for who ever raped them, making it really conflicting for them. its why sex is considered a bigger deal.

evolution wise it was essentially designed so that women who were impregnated wouldnt be scared of someone who may have essentially raped them to get pregnant.

anywho, in your case it may be that said hormone is being introduced via masturbation, so you are confused, and since you may also have feelings for your boyfriend, they are conflicting. you feel this rush of hormones but no one to direct them at as your body isn't going to rationalize masturbation.
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>>17202966
>>17202955
if this is true OP you should meditate afterwards and learn to love yourself. that'd solve the problem.

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How do I change my voice? I'm a 24 yo guy and I feel that my voice is way too soft and whiny. I kinda hate my voice desu. It only sounds good when I wake up, otherwise it sounds so crappy.
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>>17202946
Smoke
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>>17202946

purposely lower it. i decided i sounded too much like a faggot, so started changing my voice. one day i jsut talked deeper on purpose. friend asked if i was sick. said i think im getting over a light sore throat.

never questioned it ever again. people dont care enough to notice outside of htei nitial change.

made a video yesterday and heard my voice, didnt realize how well i had re trained my voice, i actually really like it now.
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>>17202946
Change where you speak from. Are you speaking from your head, throat, chest, or your gut?

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How to start making your own opportunities? It seems that opportunity falls into the laps of people around me, and it seems whenever an opportunity does come around, I fail to stack up. I'm kinda tired of waiting for the best case scenario to come around. I want to make an opportunity for myself where I'm in control for once.
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>>17202945

opportunity is such a broad term man htats like asking 'how do i talk to people' there are a million billion ways it depends what you actually want.

asking
>how do i make opportunities

is kind of like asking
>how do i get married.

you are missing the actual point, you are asking the wrong question.

what do you want to do? or rather 'what kind of opportunities do you want?'
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>>17202981
>what do you want to do? or rather 'what kind of opportunities do you want?'
Music composition in some form. I know, wannabe musician #1,175,227. I'd be fine playing in a rock band, writing for school bands, or even doing jingles for businesses. I've done music for almost 11 years now. I've had a formal education in it. I'm not going to say that I'm incredibly talented in it, but I'm more dedicated to it than my peers are.
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>>17203004

>wanna be musician

im pursuing film, so were in the same boat man. imo its all valid, people dont need to be good at something to pursue it. i mean in a career they shoudl, but i thikn even horrible artists and horrible writers should make comics and books just so that they can express themselves in that way.

digressions aside, do you feel oyu need more opportunities in this field specifically? is thats whats grinding your gears?

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This may be a weird question but, I noticed when I'm in my bathroom with the hallway light on my 6 pack is vibrant in visibility but when i turn on the light in the bathroom and it's more lit up in the room, my abs are barely if even noticable...I was really wondering if someone could help explain this to me and tell me maybe what I need to do to fix it or what I'm doing wrong.

Thank you very much by the way
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>>17202916
It's the way lighting works you dipshit.

Your abs are not good enough so they are only visible when there is only light from one side so the shadows get good contrast with your skin
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man is 4chan filled with fucking retards tonight or what?

it's the fucking angle of the light, shadows created by the slight bulge of the muscle you stupid fuck
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>>17202933
OP is a moron but I think he was meaning why does it do that lol

>>17202916
Just keep doing ab workouts and in a week or two you will probably see them more visible in all lights, muscles are more vibrant in dark lit lights in some areas, just lower your body fat by 1-3% and you're good to go OP

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Who here has gotten a prostitute before? How did it go down? How did you meet them?

I live in Vegas, so you'd think I'd have run into them all the fucking time, but I can honestly say I've only ever been propositioned in Hawaii by one, and she was gross.

I can get girls by myself, but I have a bit of a fetish of a girl not really wanting to have anything to do with me but having sex with me just because. Still, I'd rather hook up with like a pornstar tier escort.

Any stories? Advice? I don't want to go to jail paying to get my rocks off for a mediocre fetish.
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The Chicken Ranch or Sheri's Ranch.
Ideally a grand but, if it's a slow day. You can probably get your rocks off for 7 hundred.

Fun fact, In Clark County (where vegas is you know that right) prostitution is illegal
[Don't believe me? Well fuck you google it]
Nye county it's legal to get sex from a brothel.
You can literally go up to a cop in Nye County (Parhump) and ask "Where's the legal sex house?" And all he can do is point you the way.

I've done it twice. Looking to do it again.
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>>17203369
Not OP, but is it cheaper for say a 6 or 7 as opposed to 10/10 porn star hot? 700 to 1000 seems pretty expensive.
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>>17203378
just find an escort online 700 dollars is expensive as fuck...

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I was just fucking my gf and I was going really hard and i kinda gave her a Hickey and a big bite mark she's really angry at me now should I feel bad ?
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>>17202809
**** i fucked up. meant to say I was fucking my ex gf and she has a boyfriend now and she's angry because she's seeing him tomorrow
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>>17202812
stop fucking your ex op

how visible we talking, you're prolly fucked either way but
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>>17202809
Marked the unfaithful bitch. Good for you OP. Now quit fucking the whore and get on with your life. She's an ex for a reason, not your regular slam-ham

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How do I get over my hatred of women?
I've fucked 60+ girls. I've dated two, one for 3 years, one for a couple months.

I just can't stand females. I don't like their voices, I don't like that they are weak. I purposefully avoid as much contact as possible with girls unless I'm trying to fuck them. I just have an irrational hate. I dream of days when women would just all burn alive.

Like almost any time I hear a woman say ANYTHING to me (good or bad) I have an inclination to punch her in the throat.

On the flip side, I'm cool as fuck with dudes. My dad's awesome. My friends (all male) are awesome. All of my male professors, bosses, coworkers, got along with me just fine. I kept my distance from all of their female counterparts.

Sometimes I go on tinder just to belittle girls before they block me. Yeah it's petty as fuck to just message a girl and make fun of her for her daddy raping her retarded, but it gets a lot of pent up rage off of my chest and makes me feel very happy and satisfied.

Is this unhealthy? How do I get over this hate?There are times where I don't even want to watch porn because I'm just disgusted by women.


>in b4 gay
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>This weak bait again
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>>17202766

>i like taunting girls by saying they were raped by their fathers
>is this unhealthy

yes. this suggests that oyu have a deeper issue. you likely dont actually hate girls. you want to see them burn, universally, so you have a problem with a woman (or a few) that you project on to everyone.

most therapists would trace it back to something with your mother, your grandma, or your first love interest or something. go back and see if theres anything there that pissed you off.

unfortunately knowing is only half the battle and you can't always win it. sometimes you can find out why you think that way but you never won't.

my advice? enjoy the male bonding that exists. consider being a low key homo when you need sex.
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Quit letting them have power over you. If you do what you love and enjoy your life, women will sense it and gravitate to you.
Really you should be angry at society and men for allowing and also sort of encouraging women to behave as they do. That sort of behavior is rewarded.
Some men seem to like weak women because it makes them feel more like men.
Deep down, women just want a man to protect them and care for them and provide a good environment to have kids. They'd never say it in those terms but thats really what most of them want. Sure, some want careers but they've also got hormones and a rapidly expiring uterus so they want babies ASAP.

Be glad you were born a man, pity them because they only have it good for a few years in their mid to late 20s maybe that will alleviate your hatred of them.

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I need help finding a middle name for my soon to be son but nothing is coming to mind that really flows

Royal ______ Bernal
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>>17202756
King
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Meant to put soon to be born*
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>>17202756
your son is so fucked lol. Do you know how mean children are. Why would you name him royal. So that kids can ruthlessly tease him his entire life and he can have insecurity issues and a billion complexes about it.
I swear parently like you are so fucking selfish it triggers me.

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My bf is super model beautiful and thinks I'm shallow for liking him cuz I'm ugly, its got to the point he treats me like a groupie and talks about how cool he thinks he is all the time.

Sure his physicaly perfect, but that was not the reason I liked him, it was his presence and vibe, I grew to like him for his laugh, smile, looks and voice etc later on.

How do I express my affection to him in a way that doesn't involve complimenting his physicality in any way? I'm sick of feeding his narcissism.
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>>17202726
Let's see a picture of Fabio?
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>>17202726
What? Why is he dating you then?
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>>17202726
>Sure his physicaly perfect, but that was not the reason I liked him

Sure it isn't, slut.

>it was his presence and vibe
>"it was for his physical appearance and how horny he makes me"

Fucking slut.

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Well /adv/, how do I stop hating myself?
I feel so disgusting all the time i cant even look at myself in mirror. I shower daily but it doesnt help.
I always hear "you're a piece of shit" and "you stupid fuck" in my head constantly.
Bf tries to help me by complementing me but i never accept them. He doesnt really know what to do.
Im always nervous and scared. I stutter whenever i try to talk to anyone. I feel like a lumbering idiot.
What can i do?
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Get a nice dildo to fuck your ass with every night and learn to get that prostate and you'll be feeling much better
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>>17202732
Honestly anon i did get a chukle out of that but that doesnt really help me either
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>>17202716
Talk back to that voice in your head. Out loud. Tell it to fuck off, it doesn't own you. Going through your day, try to appreciate as much as you can. That string of green lights, stepping on that crunchy leaf, all the little things can really add up and help you with a more positive outlook :)

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So it is the original man with the 3 yr ex who dumped me for someone else and she just left

>comes over
>we smoke
>the weed i had was way better than the shit she was smoking
>she was so high
>we smoke 4 bowls
>she tells me about guy #1 who she fucked
>tells me about another guy who she sucked his dick and he ate her out
>think of her as a slut now
>tells me the guy #1 and #2 couldnt make her cum after 25 minutes
>(idk true or not)
>we go inside
>she sucks my dick
>we fuck right away
>while were fucking she starts crying
>she tells me she loves me
>start to go soft
>so i keep fucking her hard and ignore her
>bend her over
>fuck her really hard in anger
>get tired of that
>decide to eat her pussy
>inb4 cuck
>she cums in like 10 mins
>rides my dick until i cum
>gets inside my blankets and we just stare at each other
>we both start crying
>we dont say anything
>she gets dressed, leaves
>walk her to the car
>she is crying again
>tells me she misses me and loves me
>say the same
>she goes

and back to the bedroom to post on 4chan

should i send her a good night text or just nothing?
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i was planning on cutting her out of my life, but now i think i should just keep fucking her since she obviously doesnt give a fuck about her relationships and i dont really either now i could care fucking less since i know for a fact shes a slut
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>>17202620
She sounds like a sharmoota.
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>>17202620
You both suck and you're both immature. She shouldn't have done any of the shit she did but you should have stopped fucking her when she started CRYING. What the fuck dude

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First date ideas? Something exciting but not over the top. I know it's childish but I swear I'm over 18
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>>17202578
Think of something you would enjoy doing if you're alone, take your partner with you.
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>>17202580
So I could masturbate and let her watch?
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>>17202585

That's more second date material.

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I just started working at mcdonald and I'm working in the back but I have a big problem remembering how to make some burgers and I am not fast enough. Do you guys have any advice to be faster and to remember how to make the burgers ?
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>>17202566

It takes time and practice to get good at it. Just keep doing it every day, and actually try to memorize what goes on each burger. It'll make your job a lot easier.
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>>17202584
Dis. If you can grab a cheat sheet like we have at a restaurant I work at, study that when you're not at work
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just fuck it up. put whatever you fucking want on it.

still will be better than some nig that made my sandwich. they always get that shit wrong.

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