Alright here's the deal. for an assignment we have to make a song acoustic/soft, our schools music program is horrible and since im the only one in the class who can play guitar I can pretty much do anything. So I need a song that is not to offensive but is most unorthodox. thanks for your help
>>17206700
Achilles Last Stand by Led Zeppelin. Good luck.
>>17206700
>>17206700
Pick some track from an anime OST.
>>17206715
Typical normie.
>>17206721
Autistic weeb.
My girlfriend insulted, teased, and threatened me while i was working this evening. After I couldn't take it anymore I went to leave and she stood in front of the door and begged me to hit her. After 5 mins or so of this i managed to get out of the room. After that she grabbed my got on her knees and kept screaming at me to hit her, I ran outside and she kept screaming fuck you.
How on earth am I supposed to handle a situation like this?
>>17206661
I don't get it?
>>17206661
Get a lawyer and/or tell the police so it's on record in case she tries to accuse you of something.
What should I try messaging this girl? Anyways, when i sent her the first message on April 26 here, she had not logged in since like April 10th. So then its a month later in May and I figure she might not be logging on again in a long time, so I messaged her again to give her my email on May 18th. Then on May 30th she logged in and viewed my profile....but didn't respond.
Am I fucked? What should I message her? I at least want to try something. Maybe she's shy right? Or did I sperg out and dig myself a hole here? She's really cool...
>>17206659
>but didn't respond.
She's not interested, move on.
>She's really cool...
No she's not. Her profile is cool, you know nothing about her irl.
Why are men so pathetic
I'm a dude and yeah, just don't do anything. Move one, obviously she would have responded.
She could respond to you on the off chance in the future down the road, but if she had anything to say, don't you think she would have said it by now?
>>17206692
Not really sure, mother issues? Low self esteem, betas and not knowing how to talk to women.
I'm so sick of girls. I get curved more than a boomerang. Is there any way I can be happy? I'm not very religious but can God do anything? It's stupid that I'm so upset over a girl, but I'm just sick of it. Why do girls change their minds so often?
Bump. If anyone wants to know the story.
I took this girl I've been liking for a while to lunch today. The day after she supposedly broke up with her boyfriend.
Lunch went well and she said it was really fun and that we should do it again sometime.
But now she's back with her asshole of a boyfriend. Who was snap chatting me telling me that nobody liked me. Ive never had a girlfriend before and I was really looking forward to hanging out with her more.
It didn't help that a few weeks earlier the girl I asked to prom also rejected me. Which sucked because I thought we really hit it off.
I'm sad.
Pls
Is there anybody on this board?
My parents are asking me where I got all of these little kid's clothing from. I don't really have a good excuse I just get really angry and ignore them. What can I say as a decent excuse ? It's mostly my mom asking.
What the fuck? Why do you have little kids clothing
>>17206578
Well first of all, how did you get those clothes?
Where did the child's clothing come from? This is very important for us to know before we can dispense advice.
What is the cheapest route to take to get all World of Warcraft expansions
>>17206565
A.get a life and stop playing wow
B.kill your self
Since you didn't mention any time limit, just wait till they're all free to play in 60 years
>>17206581
What's the point of A if he does B?
How do you guys deal with the idea of cheating? It causes me anxiety. Normally, I can control my anxiety. I can't seem to get a grip on this.
I've been cheated on and cheated before. I know how easy it is. I've been clueless before while being cheated on, so I know how easy it is to be fooled. I also know how addictive it can feel.
I also know how the vast majority of women and men I've met really don't give a shit. I was balls deep in a girl once and I just asked her bluntly, "How do you feel about your boyfriend now?" Her response? "Who?" ..... how can a man who has seen that know trust in a relationship?
The cheating culture never really sat well with me, which is why I cheated once and now I leave women when I find out about the boyfriend/husband/whatever. But I have friends who embraced the culture - the whole, "She's the one who made promises; it's not my fucking problem" type men and women. I have a friend who was fucking a girl he worked with. She was *engaged*. She would brag about her fiance in the office and then fuck my friend in his car right after. This same friend has been behind laptops on skype calls between girlfriends and their boyfriends... followed by him fucking them after the skype call ended. He listened to the "i love you bbyyyyy" shit too. Then he fucked her three separate times before he left.
Her "boyfriend" is going to eat that pussy never knowing my friend hit it three times. The boyfriend probably went to sleep thinking about how sweet and faithful his girl is.
The shit is so easy that seeing it.... experiencing it just that once.... seeing the look on her face when she went, "Who?".... how the fuck can I know peace after seeing the wizard behind the curtain they call love?
I have a steady girlfriend. She actually tells me she's nervous about ME cheating because A) I've done it before and B) I'm really fucking hot (her words tonight). Little does she know I'm over here sweating bullets about cheating.
>>17206522Tell her about this post, i'm sure she'll think it's cute af and might open up a bit more now that she knows you feel the same way.
*takes a deep breath*
Holy shit, anon. Those feels. I understand where you're coming from.
>>17206527
The idea of making myself vulnerable to these women fills me with anxiety.
Women use that shit against you always and forever. I guarantee you we have one fight and she decides she wants to hurt me... knowing my vulnerability to cheating will make her hit that button repeatedly.
>Oh I'm sure there are plenty of guys who want to be with me if you don't blah blah blah
it's not even the cheating part that scares me... it's the not knowing part. If a girl decides nice dick is worth more than our relationship, OK, that's her choice. It's the people who take dick or fuck around on their partner and then go, "HM I don't want to lose my emo support and current dick just for some hotness that was short-lived..... better not tell him!" and then I'm going down on this girl without even knowing UUGGGGGGG
but I really don't want to be one of those guys who can only have relationships to a point and can't go past that point because of trust issues.
So i was looking for something to latch onto... seeing all the rampant cheating in my life has kinda scarred me.
I was out with another friend one time at a bar... this girl comes over with her nasty boyfriend talking to my friend who was a very, very attractive man. I've watched women beat paths through crowds just to talk to him.
So this average girl comes over with her nasty boyfriend telling my friend he's so hot, he's so this and that. Finally she asks my buddy if he will fuck her and her boyfriend at the same time. My friend just told her to her face he would take her back home and fuck her out without her boyfriend... with her boyfriend standing right there. He got mad, the girl and boy argued at the bar, my friend and I peaced to another part of the bar. She FOLLOWS us over there, goes home with my friend ALONE, fucks him for half the night, comes out into the living room NAKED and asks me if I want to join in (my friend and I passed women around), and then goes back to fucking.
(cont.)
IM FUCKIN G STERAMING RIGHT NOW
THIS GIRL THAT LIKES ME WE GOT LUNMCH TOGETHER
BECAUSE SHE BROKE UP WITH HER FAGGOT ASS BOYFRIEND WHO GETS ALL PISSY WHEN SHE DOESNT SUCK HIS DICK
NOW THE LITTLE FUCKING FAGGOTS MESSAGIN ME TELLING ME HOW NOONE LIKES ME
IM ABOUT TO BEAT THAT LITTLE FUCKING PUSSYS HEAD IN
AND SHE SFUKCING BACKW TIH HIS PUNK ASS
I ALSO GOT REJECTED 2 WEEKS AGO BY THE GIRL I TOOK TO PROM
IM ABOUT TO FUCKING BLOW
PORTLAND OREGON
SOMEONE FUCKING REPLY PLEASE
IM SO MUCH BETTER THAN THAT LITTLE FUCKING MANLET
WOMEN ARE FUCKING RETARDED
>>17206481
what's worse than being some bitch's rebound is being an emotional-only rebound
you'll get over it son
>>17206481
Yeah uhh if you're gonna kill anybody remember just to point at the people responsible. But better yet deep breath and type in nonmadness mode.
>>17206493
BETTER YET WIPE ALL WOMEN FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH. FUCK GIRLS THEYRE EVIL AND SHOULD ALL DIE
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRERRRREEEEEE
>be 18
>kissless virgin
Is there still hope?
and before anyone asks no i don't want to fuck a hooker i want a real relationship.
I was awkward as fuck during high school for a few reasons.
1. i'm a high functioning autist
2. i was miserable at school
3. i'm fat but not ugly
4. i thought that if i had a gf everything would be better so i was clingy and tried to force relationships with girls.
I dropped out when i was 17 but iv'e been feeling much better so maybe a lot of these problems will go away once i enter the "real world"
7-17 Awkward kid with cripinling social anxiety 18 Decide to change
21 Get over depression (lasted nearly a decade)
23 First kiss
24 First Sex (hook ups, one night stands, friends with benefits)
26 First relationship
No. You have no hope. No one has EVER turned their life around in the history of mankind. Your world is done when you hit 18 and haven't lived to your fullest. *sarcasm*
I kissed at 18, had sex at 23.
>>17206447
I had my first kiss when I was 6 and about 12 girlfriends after that. And I am now a socially awkward fag now that I'm in my teens. Now 17. Got my first job at 16 and I can say that getting a job was the best part of my life. It helps you get out there and meet new people. It makes you talk and socialize.
I recommend getting a job op
hey /adv/ I really need help.
>21 year old 3rd year electrical engineering student
>just failed circuits 1 with a D which was due to a lack of mental capability and a lack of studying (the professor revealed how much extra credit everyone in the class did/attemped and I did the least)
>in the past I have failed(and retaken to pass later) calc 3, and nearly failed thermodynamics but got a pity C
>also I have become incapable of studying unless on adderall
Is it time to just throw in the towel? I just invested the last 2 and a half semesters of my life on it but honestly I've never had a passion for it(or any other major). If I do dip out, what would I even do with 2 years of engineering credits? Would it be worth graduating late? Or should I take summer classes and C my way through college?
fugg bros im in tears
>>17206429
Just be yourself.
How long do you have to go? If it's less than a year, finish it
>>17206429
First thing is you need to set aside the addy and care for your body, exercise and eat well. College students have notoriously bad health and sleep patterns for a reason and what you're doing is not helping your studies.
Second you need to finish your courses. There is no other great option anon. Pull yourself up by your bootstraps and finish what you started. Nobody feels passionate about a job after college but studying opens up other doors so you don't have to worry about unemployment and poverty.
If this its truly not possible do not fret. Im 21 and have nothing to show for it. Don't worry about finishing late as long as you choose a practical study path and finish it. There is always a way to change your situation and this is not the time to worry about money spent.
I want to ask out an RA on my floor at college. My keycard to the building hasn't been working and she's fixing it for me, she told me to knock on her door and let her know if it's working. I was thinking about saying something then. I'm used to girls coming onto me, or only going after a girl that I'm sure to get, so this is a little odd for me. I was thinking about saying "hey you're really pretty. I was wondering if we could do something some time". Now that I read that back I'm thinking I should say you're really "cool" rather than pretty. Hmmm. Thoughts? Advice?
RA has an easy excuse to turn you down on account of it being "inappropriate" especially if you make it sound too date-y.
Don't say "do something sometime," say "go to the quad and throw a frisbee around," or some such. I.e. don't be a fucking faggot
>>17206401
>girls come onto him
>still doesn't know how to talk to girls
you normalshits never cease to amaze
>>17206444
We don't have a quad this campus is really small and fucking sucks. It's also summer so there's absolutely nothing going on. I don't think I'd be inappropriate. She's just a student anyway. I also talked to a friend of mine who's an RA and he told me to go for it
I wanted to use safe mode but my computer boots up too quickly for f8. So I typed in msconfig in the start menu and switched msconfig to run safe mode minimal on start up. Only problem was as soon as it got to the password screen it would just restart and I got into a bootloop. My computer can't run safemode for some reason. It's a brand new msi motherboard computer. Then I tried putting in the windows disk it would still bootloop. The only way to be able to use f8 was through inserting my windows disk. Since none of the safe mode options worked I picked last known good configuration. And then I can finally use the install Windows thing.
Only problem is I cannot use repair your computer option because it tells me my version is incompatible even though it's the same disk that was used to install it.
The only thing I can do is use shift f10 for the cmd. But I cannot use msconfig for some reason. It tells me I don't have administrative privileges. When I try to use runas administrator it still doesn't work.
I cannot find bcdedit or even recreate it no matter how hard I try.
I moved my files from my sdd to my 2nd harddrive but it won't let me install because it's MBR not gpt.
I heard the only way to reinstall at this point is to delete all partitions and that'd mean deleting my 2nd hard drive with all my important files.
I have an external hard drive where I want to move these files but it can't find it in the cmd screen. What do I do? I'm stuck
>>17206359
I would take this thread to another more qualified board. /adv/ is mostly just drama queer bois who want to jump on any relationship thread and psychoanalyze. There are some users here who could help, but the tech support is out on lunch and we have no idea how long until they get back. Good luck OP.
>>17206359
Why can't you reinstall onto the first drive and pull you data from the second, you can't format it? Are you sure you're pressing the right button to enter bios? I'd google and double check, my rig is pretty fast and it still leaves time to enter bios. As >>17206427 go ask /g/ in a help/support thread.
>>17206359
"wmic logicaldisk get name" will display a list of drives in cmd anon (no quote marks).
How do I get this guy to go away?
My girlfriends friend was temporarily broken up with her boyfriend, and she was spending a bit of time with us and some others. We're kinda pervs, and there were some shenanigans, she was present but wasn't involved. They got back together, and he then blew up on her claiming that she cheated on him. Him making a mess of things got her to break up with him again.
Now this dick is blaming me, and to a lesser extent my girlfriend, for breaking them up, and is making threats and generally causing trouble for everyone around him. How do I get this guy to piss off and stop being a problem?
Cave his head in
or just tell him to stop being a feminine pussy bitch for getting in his feelings over this shit
>>17206364
How about something other than fighting/violence. I'm not really the fighting type, and he definitely is.
>>17206353
Did you you guys fugg her or something? Gonna nees details first.
So i went to go take a shit and i come back with my pc screen on saying that it was 25% done uograding my Windows. It was a forced update. Wtf do i do? I just payed for windows 7. Can i call them? I dont want windows 10. Anyone else havw this?
its just downloading windows 10, its not installing it
you can downgrade back to 7 if you want later, but I have 10 I don't really see why people are so against it
>>17206331
Why the hell would it download it? What a waste of space
>>17206324
That's what you get for having automatic updates enabled, fag. You should have known that Windows would pull this kind of bullshit after they installed that "Upgrade to Windows 10" icon in your system tray.
Has anyone heard of the MTHFR gene? I was just tested and apparently I have two of them and they're responsible for 99% of the problems in my life. When I look into it online a lot of stuff like "dubious testing" etc etc comes up and there's doubt over whether this is a real thing or not.
So is it real /adv/ and am I a special snowflake or am I just a normal fucked up person?
I have this gene. My doctor to,d me I'm not a special snowflake and that a large number of people go their wholes lives and never know it. Thus they live miserable lives. I take deplin and as soon as I started taking it, I was more or less "cured." At least of the panic attacks and severe depression. The gene mutation causes other problems too. Just be lucky you were able to gain this insight. I wish everyone could.
first I've heard of it but it looks to be v real http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/gtr/genes/4524/
http://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/21185933
>>17206327
Also this gene is passed down genetically so there is a very large chance someone in your family also does. Haha she told me " you didn't come from the mailman did you? You obviously got it somehow." Lol