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Please send help, I have no control.

>>17268289

Dark Web is overrated. Unless you really care about child pornography, drugs and hitmen, there's not really a point to go there.

What do you actually think the dark web is anon? It's literally just a bunch of websites that aren't linked to any other websites. Most of the dark web is just random garbage, and the other small percentage is just random criminal activity, and even then you almost certainly wont be able to access most of it due to the fact that people go out of their way to ensure people who don't know what they're doing can't get in. For the parts that are actually content its basically just child porn and drugs.

You sound like a teenager who's read and believed too many fucking dark web creepypastas.
>muh twisted curiosity

After work i chilled with her from 4 till 5:20 ish we had a few little friendly skirmishes nothing emotionally harmful (i think) (whenever we chill it's always fun and happy full of acting like we are together never a real problem.) at 7 i texted her asking what time she has work in the morning she said don't worry. from this text i can tell summing was up. I tell her I want to know if it's cool if I call her at 11, if that doesn't up her sleep. Then she gives me the time. we decide it's prob not a good idea, np maybe another time. she then texts me she feels like we are wasting our time with each other. and then brushes it aside blames it on her period, and tells me not to call her in a friendly way. I text her back saying please if there is anything bothering you tell me. She texts nothing yet. We then have an emotionally confusing text convo making me look bad because of autocorrect. This leads her to say let's face time, I tell her I can’t. (this whole text convo happened while i was chilling with my bro and he was getting mad at me because I was not spending time with him) she flips out via text saying I never have time and the next time we chill she is going to say no. like wtf did i do?

I tell her I’ll call her, she said she doesn't want to talk. so i say ok fine and give her space. At 8:30 I pick up my friend to hang (she knows this friend and doesn't like him because he asked her out once, that’s another story I won’t get into) me my friend and my bro are all hanging it’s all good. She calls me at 10 I tell her I’m chilling with that friend can i call u back at 11 once we hang up she texts me telling me she was talking shit about me to mutual friend we met though(this guy alsos asked her out fuck me right lol, he talked down on me before) and how he was right about me or sum shit.I stop texting her. My friend that was chilling with me was telling me how I was breaking the bro code and was fed up how I was giving this girl this attention. So I drive him back home at 10:30 so I can call her at 11. On the ride back he tell me how he is pissed because he I messed up our time (I denied his call with him for her 2 times for her in the past 3 months he happened to be as the only person I did this for) so once I drop him off i call her at 10:40.I tell her everything I just said, and how I feel she does not appreciate what I do for her as well as I feel she I do most of the work. She tells me it’s her period is this BS? She tells me she is not sure if we are working out and how her friend are telling her to drop me. And if she was sumone else she would drop me to. Sort of work things out We say how we are cool no one is mad at anyone but I said I’m still frustrated and have a lot on my mind. I tell her maybe need a day of space she said take at least a week I’m not your bitch contact me when I figure my shit out. Then hangs up.

Look I don’t care whether or not we work out to be honest but I am already over her but did enjoy her company she is the best kisser and we had some good sexual action, nothing too extreme but enough to keep me satisfied. I will have a free house in a few weeks and of course I want to bang this chick(she is a virgin and given me multiple signs of proof she wants me to take it), I haven’t had much if any sexual ation in the past 3 years when I lost my V-card to my last gf,not that sexualy frustrated. Obviously this girl will only give it up when she comfortable enough with me and I feel I fucked it up now.

Befor u say anything yes my 4 mistakes was 1. I should have stop texting her once she brushed the thing aside. 2. I should have not picked up the phone with my friend and give her the attention while my friend was there. 3. not have cut our bro time short because i need to call her. And 4. Not have called her at 11 in the 1st place given her space and called her today after she was done work. But shit happens

If you were me what would u do?

Thanks

>>17268221
If it's any consolation, you being black makes women uncomfortable when you're around them too.

>>17268221
I am not black so I can't speak on that but I am pretty sure the answer lies somewhere in, "don't give a shit what you think people think and learn to love yourself."

>>17268221

Stop identifying yourself by the colour of your skin and just talk to them like a human being, that should do the trick. Anyone mature enough will judge you by your personality and relative attractiveness and not your colour.

It sounds like she is very understanding. Talk to her about it. Be honest and upfront. Just because you think you'll blow early, doesn't mean it needs to ruin sex for her. Just spend a good amount of time eating her out before, and if necessary afterward.
Also see your doctor, there may be something he can help re: your premature ejaculation.

>>17268233
do this OP. also have you tried jerking off before sex?

Circumcision my man, the only thing I'm worried about these days is if I'll be able to cum before I'm exhausted.

Can she use tampons? What's your size?

How big is your donkey dick?

>>17268081
I hope you burn alive after being hit by a drunk driver

It might be people who are in the system and feel the need to make people feel bad for working. It might be people who for whatever reason no longer have to work just for money, they may be financially secure enough passively to live their lifestyle and not have to work.

But for people who don't have enough passive income or who don't want to live off a welfare system's paycheck and what that can afford instead work. Also work is sometimes liked by people. For example my job at the moment is in programming which has been a hobby since I was a teenager. Sometimes I feel like working on actual work work and not just me dicking around with new projects.

Just ignore everyone talking their bullshit and do what makes you happy.

>>17268076
they have nothing else in life. let them have their threads.

Speaking as a man who had to claw his way from neetdom i can readily say that it is a depressing way of life that leaves you a lethargic bitter self-deluded asshole. Of course my neet time was before the internet. now these assholes have an echo-chamber they can use to find other neets a validate their way of being even if they know deep down that they're actually just a huge burden.

Also no point arguing with them since they can just say "haha typical wage cuck blah blah" and dismiss anything you say because its easier to dismiss the person saying it than the actual content of the argument itself.

>>17268076
I've never actually seen the threads you're talking about (or been on /r9k/ for that matter) but people do talk about it here sometimes too.

>But why do these basement dwellers feel the need to post this everyday, never responding to criticism and just reposting the same things multiple times a day?
A lot of it will be reasurance. Society, the media, their friends, their family and anyone else they have contact with will be telling them what they're doing is wrong, which makes them feel bad. However, if they band together in to one big unemployed circlejerk they can convince each other that they're the ones in the right and it's actually the people who are having careers and starting families that are squandering their lives.

>What will these people do if their parents die or the govt decides to cut off their welfare because political shift or disqualification?
They'll be absolutley fucked if that happens. They wouldn't know a hard day's work if it jumped up and bit them on the ass, also "unemployed since high school and done nothing for the last ten years apart from watching torrented anime" doesn't make for a good CV.

>I'm assuming welfare is rather crap, but could one get a good living wage from the govt or is it just above/below minimum wage?
I don't know what benefit rates are like in the US. Using figures from the UK though I can't imagine NEETing would give you anything else than abject poverty. I make enough from my job to live a comfortable life, and as a quick "back of an envelope" calculation I earn in one day what someone on unemployment benefit makes in a month. Granted proNEETs don't pay tax (I pay enough in a year to keep about 7 people on unemployment) and they don't have mortgages to maintain or families to support, but when you consider that the amount they have to feed, clothe pay bills, and support themselves is less than what I spend on lunch and take away coffee at work there's now way they're "comfortable" for money.

nice fantasy story you got there op next lord of the rings

>>17268040
I am 5'6" I care as much about how tall the guy next to me is as I do about how bad their balls smell. Doesn't affect me in the slightest.

Advice for ugly gurls:
Dont take ur ugllness as an insult.
Just talk bout it like anything else.
If a girl prettier than. You says "omg ur so ugly" bullshit just say im prettier than u inside in a flirty way. You can even kiss her and have LESBAIN sex to show u mean it. Ive done it and then the girls then say like" omg now im gay" and then you both go on having fun bcuz since ur secure about being ugly and gay.

>>17268035
did she have a hymen?
if not shes lying to you
>no hymen no diamond

>>17268041
Yeah, like I said, she appeared to have an annular hymen. There was definitely some membrane there that is no longer present now that we have had sex.

This is embarrassing

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Usually guys who care too much about how your pussy looks watch way too much porn. Normal guys don't care, unless it's extremely gross.
How long they are, approximately how does your pussy look?

>>17267991
I have seen some rekt pussy in my time and its never turned me off unless it smells bad.

stop watching so much porn? its a bad depiction of sex really

>>17267991
No one is going to be bothered by your pussy by the time they get to see it unless it smells like shit or looks like it's about to give birth to a Cthulhu any second now.

>>17267979

If you do well in academia but don't enjoy it, you'll probably end up in a job you don't like or worse, hate. All else it could achieve it random people you probably won't give a shit about might think you're intelligent. As long as you can manage, try to follow your dream. So I'd definitely take the weekends.

Other than being a professional athlete what would you consider your dream job? Do you have an interest in business, computers, science, international affairs, medicine, etc?

What sort of things are you finding yourself looking up in your free time or discussing with others?

>>17268491
I like to write, I have many ideas for film and TV scripts. Writing a book is something I would like to dabble in, I have a passion for sci/fi medieval fantasy.

I don't really have a dream job apart from that, I was born and raised as an athlete.

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Introduce wetting yourself into the daily routine and see how she reacts

Asks her about her fetishes. Ask what she would like to try in the bedroom. Cross your finger and hope that it's something that is hella weird, and then put on your BIG BOY PANTS and accept her fetish and respect it and indulge it. Then it will be much easier to approach her with yours. You don't want to guilt trip her, you should ask for nothing in return. You just want to set the tone that the bedroom is a judgment-free zone.

>>17267974
Thanks, I will try this. I just think that even if I try to make the bedroom a judgement-free zone, she will find this a huge turnoff.

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I dunno, maybe start by respecting your damn fool self and not fucking weird ass guys that have other naked chicks just hanging around.

First of all, don't sleep with people who are not kind to you and make you feel good about yourself. That is the first step to self respect. If someone has something bad to say about your body, fine, don't indulge them.

Seondly, at the end of the day it hardly matters. Sure, if you have a perfect body vs x-legs and thirty pounds overweight, that will give you a different life experience. But the difference between a perfect body and a slim, average body (which is above average if you look overall and not just compare to your age peers, because young and elastic and what not) not so much. No one is going to marry her just for her good ass - and even if someone is, that's a marriage bound to fail. For sexual gratification your sexual skill and enthusiasm are more important. If it's about beauty, at the end of the day face trumps body every time. If it's about attractiveness, how vivacious you are, your posture, whether you have a good smile and know how to flirt play a huge part completely outside of appearance.
I am not trying to say it's a non-issue, I'm trying to say that in the overall picture it's really no big deal. Focus on what you have to offer.

Not making a whore out of yourself would help with self respect.

He's mad at himself for not making that move. So he is taking it out on you. This is an abusive behavior. Don't pursue a romantic, long term relationship. It will become toxic, or abusive. If it's toxic, he'll constantly worry about being good enough for you. And he'll have confidence problems. Your affection for him will not be reciprocated in the same fashion.
It's that or abuse.

My advice would be to abort the situation entirely.

OP, to you it's not a huge age difference because you haven't lived through those five years. Believe me, when you are eighteen you are going to look at thirteen year old boys and understand exactly what the issue was about.

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>>17267857
>he threw my phone at me

What a fucking baby, fuck this guy t b h

Debate your marks with teacher/professor. This will usually get you marked up, and if you can show them that you understand the stuff. I felt this way about an english exam and I did crap, didn't bother debating my marks however. I regret not doing it because some illiterate gobshite ended up with a better mark than myself.

>>17267810
Talk to the teacher/professor. DO NOT argue about your grade. Accept that you did poorly. But explain that you honestly didn't think you were doing so poorly, so you clearly missed something basic about the course and were studying the wrong things. Ask for help for next time.

I'm an English teacher. It sometimes happens that a class will spend a whole semester treating the literature in a particular way (sussing out the author's intentions, for example) and one or two students will sit there not realizing that's what we're doing, but somehow thinking we were just getting the plot straight. So when I ask them to analyze a story on an exam, they give me a plot summary, honestly thinking that was what the question meant.

It is likely that something like that happened to you - that you missed the essence or point of the class, and so earnestly studied the wrong things, and misunderstood what was being asked for on the exams.

>>17268508
oi ao mani trimesters u bin teechin anglais m8

>>17267801
Is that a typo? Did you mean you are both rabbis?

>>17267801
Yeah I hate when I'm rubies with women too.

>>17268513
I think he meant "rubbish"