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>I want to empty my bank account to a scammer, and then keep doing it over and over
It's probably easiest to just keep sending "her" money orders.

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Ugh, no. It's a guy, I'm a girl. We've met already and I met his parents and lived with them. He's not a scammer.

>>17264041

Why would you want to do that if you are not married or don't even live in the same country?

>>17263964
Talk to her about adoption. Can't have your cake and eat it too faggot

>>17263964
> that photo

vomit.jpeg
what an abomination

>>17263967
I don't think I'm the type to raise someone else's kids, that's just not who I am
I fully intend on having the whole cake, and eating it, faggot.

I like group sex, but im not gay/bi so i'd Tell right away the girl that im not interested in getting my dick sucked by a guy.

Bumping for intetest

If you're nowhere on the bisexual/gay gradient, then kissing a dude and getting blown by one is just going to be a turnoff for you and you'll probably not be able to get hard. Just tell the girl that you're only interested in fucking her - you don't have to compromise your sexual preferences just because she's hot. If she's not down for that then too bad for them.

>>17263622
Listen to Radiohead and death grips :D

You should stop denying yourself your hobbies to impress other people. No one likes a fake. Unless it's detrimental to your life, I.e. you're neglecting other things, then it's not an obsession or a bad hobby to have.

If you wanna try other hobbies, that's great. But quitting something you enjoy that's not harmful is dumb imo. Especially if it's done to appease other people.

>>17263632
This, OP. There's nothing wrong with delving into new interests, but giving up what you enjoy sin't going to change anything in your regard.

If the goal for you is to become "less autistic", then what you should do is surround yourself with people you perceive as "less autistic", regardless of the activity. People adapt the behavior of those around them to some extent, so try to find people with traits you admire and put yourself in situations where you can bond and interact with them.

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>>17263368
Yes its bad. Tips for not getting caught? Kill yourself.

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>>17263368
If you want to cheat you have a need not being met in the relationship or something within you that you need to sort out. The relationship won't work either way if it goes on like that
t. I've cheated approx. 3 times
I don't think it was worth but the following months were a hell of guilt and anxiety

You're a man. It's your right to sleep around.

Dont go unless you really feel suicidal. They are the most depressing and bizzar places you could possibly imagine. They'll overmedicate you and room you with someone out of the twilight zone.

>>17263152
Well I've been trying to kill myself on and off for a week now; I've tried a number of times in the past; but after a break of a few days, I decided I was going to try more violet methods in the hope that'd I'd be more successful.
However it occurred to me that going to the hospital might be something worth trying

>>17263160
Go into a hospital. It might help,but if not you lost nothing.

>>17262698
Jesus Christ, OP.

>>17262698
Nope.

>>17262698
Pedofags like you should be crucified.

>THIS THREAD IS BAIT

>>17261806
Maybe try selling the pictures or getting a job as a mechanic?

There's nothing wrong with you, anon. The whole go to college, get a 9-5 job, get a partner, have a kid thing is overrated and most people who do it are miserable.

Do whatever you enjoy and find a way to make enough money to support yourself out of it.

>>17261810
I'm not that good, and I'm not that good.
Also I'm pretty much unemployable given my situation.

I feel at peace when I'm away from everything and lost and I can just be, without toughts or feeling any connection to the world.

>>17260924

masturbating releases endorphins, much like sex does. your life is relatively consistent, but when you masturbate you work out a lot of stress and the problems all seem not as big or worrisome.

add in a tiny bit of coincidence and you got yourself the basis for religion.

>>17260937
interesting

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>>17260924
>be devout Christian
If you was a devouted Christian, on this moment you should be worried in how to drive the Saracens out of the Holy Land and retake Constantinople to Christians hands.

>I'm in a bit of a weird situation and could use advice
Then tell us your situation so we can give you advice

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>what weird situation?
I'll be 26 in july, my girlfriend is 17 and she's staying at my place for the summer. She's got a year left of highschool and when that's done she wants to move in permanently, be the housewife, get married, have&raise my kids.

>a bit of context:
She goes to a fancy boarding school nearby, her parents are rich religious nuts and dickheads, they got an ugly bitter divorce and dumped her at that school, neither of them want to deal with her since they're having too much fun being single again, she hasn't seen either in over 9 months.
We kept running into each other around town, we started smalltalking then flirting then dating, popped her cherry on halloween night when she was still 16, been inseparable ever since, we went to my folks' place for the holidays, she's living here for the summer. My friends like her, her friends like me, my parents adore her, her parents couldn't care less, my boss met her by accident and told me I have a keeper in my hands.
Skinny, smart, tallish, long black hair, nerdy, good sense of humor, supportive, devoted, submissive, up for anything and everything in bed, reads a lot, religious but not too much, cooks & cleans.

I'm not against the idea, but I do think it's too much too fast, I'm trying to reach a compromise with her.

And before anyone says anything:
It's legal in Massachusetts

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26 to 29 is optimal

Her age = [(your age/2)+7]

>guy shot my cat in the head
>same guy dropped my old dog off in the middle of the florida woods
>goes to prison for killing someone in a home invasion but apparently all the people in said home invasion fought each other for lenient court dates
>he only got four years for it


My only solace regarding this guy has been my parents giving me false hope with him getting capital punishment. Things never go my way though.

How do you deal with the desire to kill somebody without killing them?

>Lsd is my favorite thing to do. It's fun as hell and my depression/ anxiety lifts for about a month after I use it.
>I want to trip this weekend but my new roomate is 51 and obnoxiously straight edge
>Haven't even brought it up because I'm too much of a pussy to approach the issue.
>Don't want to just not tell him like some kid getting high while his parents aren't home

I don't even know what I'm afraid of. He won't kick me out if I'm on drugs and if he did (without any evidence) it wouldn't be the worst thing in the world. I might try convincing him that I'm doing it with the intention of fixing my psychology (which is true). But I don't know. I don't know why I feel so shit about asking/ telling him I'm doing this.

>>17257429

Just do it, then use his case as legal precedence so you only get 4 years.

>>17253253
How old are you? On top of that, are there people in your life that believe in you?

If so, then I think I can help you.

Heres a life secret: Make it personal. Take that shit to heart and make it personal. Not in a retarded cute way. Personal as in you'll get pissed off or upset at yourself if you don't accomplish day in and day out. If you become your own biggest critic, then nothing can stop you.

>>17253269
29. Vaguely, yeah, in the sense that they'd believe anything, it's indifferent. They're in the same boat, but they don't care.

Aphex Twin - Selected Ambient Works vol. II
Boards of Canada - Music Has The Right To Children

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cU8HrO7XuiE

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H8V9Nf-TZL8

>>17264864
Yeah go for it, she clearly puts out.
Its a 100% grantee that you'll get some.

She lives in a diff city and I can't travel often.

Visit her for a long weekend and just have some fun.

>>17264816
What is a guy, define it please?

>>17264816
Yeah if you stop being a fucking pansy at least.

You could live to cultivate virtue.