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>>17265579
Love yourself

>>17265582
I second this.
Try meditating. It worked for me.

>>17265582
How do I do that?
>>17265588
Meditation does wonders for my anxiety but the effect doesn't seem to last very long for me. Could this mean I need to do it more?

in Asian cultures you wash your feet hand and face before going to bed. and stop being an asshole

You're being tormented by a demon. Find yourself an exorcist

Studies have shown that LSD works for bad dreams also for PTST

>>17265563
I got one oversized that it split in two, and one small one. And I'm kind of a pussy, really deep voice though.

>>17265671
It split in two? that sounds painful.

Why do apes, monkeys, and primates have such small penises but huge balls? If sex feels so good, shouldn't their penises be a little bigger?

Also why are our penises so big?

>>17265538
grow up.

>>17265553
That's really rude you should be ashamed of yourself anon

>>17265538
>my parents are retarded
What makes you say that?

Beard (not neck beard) and go the gym. And go drinking when you are at your legal age

>>17265594
This.

But usually baby faces can't grow beards.

I would say stop focusing on the negatives, lots of woman love younger looking guys. Hell i had salt and pepper hair at 21.

>>17265532

>20
>but people think you're 16

Try being almost 28 and having people think the same about you. And there's hope you can grow a full beard; I cannot.

>>17265465
Depression, lack of good sleep, general anxiety, any blood pressure issues, etc. can all affect memory, not to mention any family history of cognitive problems such as dementia or Alzheimers Disease. Hopefully your doctor can get to the root of your memory loss--GL!

>>17265465

ive been there. do you have trouble eating because of it? does it feel like you are off balance?

is it non stop? i had this issue a few months ago. the answer(s) surprised me.

>>17265515
yes yes yes and yes.

Please go on

Maybe you should invite her to the movies or some shit, and get a kiss from her.

SO like while watching a scary movie or something you can hold her hand, and it goes from there.

Just make a move, faggot. It really is that simple. Fuck, half of you nerds would have no reason to post on this board if you just learned how to be handsy with chicks whenever you hang out with them in high school.

Establish physical contact. The more you make touching a normal thing between you and her, the easier it will be to fuck her.

So physical contact? What about being open about what I feel for her?

>>17265408
This is life man.

So many people make these exact same threads. Chains and direction of school are off and now you get to decide what to do for yourself. but what is the best choice? There is none. You just do whatever man, but i recommend you keep busy.

>>17265419
But I've been busy with picking up instruments. I just have no idea how that will get bread on the table.

>>17265408

most everyone feels this way. most people dont know what they want to do with thier life, they simply have no choice but to pursue something. its the reason so many people com here and complain about their shitty jobs or shitty major.

they werent as 'lucky' to be in your situation where you can just wake up and do what you do for a couple of years.

people take a job cuz a job was offered. they choose the course cuz it seemed the most interesting, even if they have no real experience with it.

and one thing you gotta realize is that people are known to change career fields up to two times in their lives. you dont need a single purpose in life. its okay to find a job that is mildly okay and spend your free time trying different things.

>>17265404

i have a cold.

I'm bored

>>17265404
My wife was promoted to manager and now i am a stay at home dad. My kids are too young for meaningful conversation and i am lonely.

not /b/ just a copy and paste error, my bad.

So trump is right, THEY ALL KNOW!

>my mother hates the idea of me serving someone else
>I am a US Citizen

You'd be serving YOUR country. You're an American. But, only join the military if that's something you actually want to do.

Also, you have a few options if you decide the military route is for you.

-go to college and do ROTC for the Air Force, Navy, or Coast Guard and try to get into a pilot program.

If college isn't feasible at the moment

-enlist in the Air Force, Navy, or Coast Guard into a Aircrew MOS. do your time, get out and use your GI Bill for flight training.

Also, this thread is more relevant to your question.

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>>17265370
As long as she isn't sending nudes. You should be fine.

Nope

>>17265370
if she told you she was 18 there's really nothing you could have done, there was no reason not to trust that. just cut any sexual contact from now on though. glad you see a problem with it, not many guys would.

Pretty sure you fucked up big time bud.

>>17265392
Oh I know.


But do I ruin a 8 year marriage and 11 year relationship with his wife and him or we both keep our mouth shut, an i stop hanging out with her. I know if i tell my brother this, he will forgive me but divorce his wife. An they have a child together


fugg

>>17265363

> we were just watching TV and accidentally had sex

this is what you sound like

>i dont not take responsibility too

nigga this is the dumbest double negative ever. you take full responsibility. you cant say 'SHE MADE THE FIRST MOVE SO ITS ONLY A LITTLE MY FAULT'.


Tell your brother. she cheated with you shes probably cheated before adn will cheat again. apologize and beg for mercy but go in understanding that he might hate you forever and that you will accept that, but that its not fair for him to be deceived by the two of you.

dont try to blame her. dont blame yourself. blame both. apologize, beg for mercy, be understanding if he doesnt wnat to see you, and ask that he leaves her too cuz if shes willing to sleep with you she'll sleep around more.,

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>>17265316
>Drinks half a bottle of whiskey per night
>Asks 4chan if he is an alcoholic, even though he already knows but wants approval from neck beard trolls.

No senpai you're not an alcoholic, you just have a hobby of gulping down half a bottle of whiskey every night.

>>17265316
>Does drinking more or less than half a bottle of whiskey every night make me an alcoholic?

yep

>If so, given that fact, what do you think of heavy drinkers who are still functional?

depending on how long they last before they unravel, impressed or indifferent.

>just want some input on why there is such a stigma to my situation.

people don't like people who are not like them.

>>17265327
Hahaha, I guess you're right. I'm probably an alcoholic because I think if I were to stop drinking suddenly I might freak out or get sick.

>>17265339
>depending on how long they last before they unravel, impressed or indifferent.
I've been drinking this way for almost 8 years now. Only thing I've noticed is I've gained a little weight and I could've bought a nice car with all the money I've spent.

>>17265282
comparing yourself to others is a waste of time.

Just do what makes you happy and try new thing to help you grow now and again and life is cruise control.

Hmm, I dunno man. Sounds like you need something drastic. Career change? Forging a new hobby or identity? A life reorganization?

You need to get out of your current pattern of life and loosen up. 27 is still young as fuck in the long term of things.

>I know people my age who are married with kids
People that have children at ~25 years old end up miserable. They basically traded the years that offer their most freedom away for a child that they likely are struggling to sustain financially.

>All that's left are women with kids or obese.
While not entirely false, there are women in the same position as you. Just gotta keep looking.

Pussy is pussy. If anything you look like the fuccboi.

>>17265242
>horny teenagers being horny teenagers.

m'kay

>>17265242

You should just point out to them that their approach is not working at all and they need to switch it up. I'm sure you know some guys that actually do have better luck with women, and I'm guessing most of them play it a lot smoother. Point this out to your friends, and suggest that they're making asses out of themselves and fucking up their reputations by throwing themselves at every girl that walks by.

Girls talk to each other about this shit, your friends are gonna end up "blacklisted" if they aren't already