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Really makes you think.

>>17276820
Google it you retard.
Are you 12?

>>17276820
Go be high elsewhere

>>17276794
Ask the anons in /tv/

they're all femboys

I think you're overthinking it anon. a nice flowery scent guy. Like lavender. Fuck cherries dude that not a turn on to smell like them. Vanilla too. fuck all that. just smell like flowers. nothing too mature smelling since you're a femboy, think more androgynous/simple scents.

>>17276794
A scent a girl would wear, idiot.

So, what the fuck do I do? I've tried to break up with her before (a couple of weeks ago), saying that I really didn't like how I wasn't able to make her happy, and she countered saying that I've made her happier than she's ever been. She flew into hysterics and self-hatred, and blamed everything on herself even though I tried my hardest to blame it on myself. I eventually conceded, and said that we could see how it went, before eventually saying that I thought that we'd be fine a few days later when things got a little better. And they did get a little better. But that was as far as it went. I'm with her now, at her house. Tomorrow, I will leave. There is absolutely no way that I'll have the chance to say this to her face, so I'lll have to do it over skype. What do I do? I don't want to destroy her. I care about her a lot, I just don't want to be in a relationship with her anymore. We have plans to go to Anime Expo and she's looking forward to it as "one of the only fun things happening to her this summer" (she said this before I tried to break up with her the 1st time so she isn't manipulating me) but I can't lie to her anymore.

TLDR: My girlfriend's life isn't too great and I'm one of the few good things in it(according to her), but I want to break up with her because while I care about her, I don't really love her in the same way that she loves me, or the same way that I've loved others. How can I do this, long distance, without destroying her?

I want to avoid a fiasco like last time I tried breaking up with her, so I'm tempted to write out a detailed and thoughtful message and send it to her- After all, I've already essentially broken up with her in-person, I just accepted to delay and prolong it because of change that didn't come because she just isn't compatible with me.

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Anons please

>>17276861
My advice is just to be nice but firm. Tell her you want to break up, and put your foot down on the matter. You could offer to be her friend, but that could create awkward situations

The latter.

They were there to make money, I was there to bust a nut. And that's all there was to it.

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Shame? No shame. A little fear of getting ripped off mugged, or arrested, but no shame.

From what I hear with friends who do, it doesn't make much of a difference if you do it once. It's like eating a bag of chips. Maybe it's worth the novelty, once, if you haven't been with a partner.

Some friends seem to have more interest in seeing prostitutes than finding a girl who is actually interested in them, it's the easy way out.

Personally, it's not worth the cash, since it's very expensive short-lived pleasure with no future benefit. As opposed to LAN gaming, etc, which are similar without the monetary cost.

>>17276389
Bumping, help me become a productive member of society /adv/

>>17276389
There's a generic response for that one.

"I earnestly feel like I'm an appropriate fit for this work and wish to make it into a career. I do not know if that is something that will set me apart from other candidates, since I do not know the backgrounds of the others you are interview for this position. And what will make me memorable won't be something I tell you to remember, it'll be your own takeaway from the interview. What I believe your takeaway should be is that you also feel that I am an ideal fit for the position."


Also, that pause for 5 heartbeats is fine. It's preferred in many ways.

Breathe deeply and should you for some reason feel like you're not ready to answer that question yet -- ask the interviewer to move to another one.

>That's a great question and it's not something I want to just give you a quick response to. Can we move to another question and come back to that one later in the interview?

>>17276389
You know the questions they're going to ask. Write out perfect answers. Study them. Memorize them. Feed them back on cue.

Accept that they are dicks and stop hanging out with them or spending time with them.

Don't be a doormat. Spend your time around people who are actually worth it -- people who want to spend time with you because they actually like you, and not because you're convenient for them.

>having friends

Seems like a pretty common thing to me. If what they need isn't inconvenient, I don't think it matter much.

If they're leeches you can just start random conversations and spam them when they don't reply.

>>17276210
Honestly, you sound like a bit of a cunt.
It's his life, you've offered him advice and clearly care about him. But, you need to take a step back and stop trying to be his parent.

>>17276210
>what do I do besides try and give him my best advice?

stop being a fucking drag?

Legal ramifications? He might get sued for child support and have his wages garnished.

What to do? Not much you can do except start getting ready to make new friends when he leaves.

Find a better one

Try it and find you don't like it

Alternatively consider being a human being or contemplate how weird the human anatomy is if you were taking the perspective of a third party.

>>17276192
Basically this, I think.

IIRC, you can add fetishes but you can't really remove them. Sexual psychology is really in its infancy, though.

Same. I hate math. Youbtube helps and. Khan academy. IT'S free

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>>17276126
>>17276162

Second. I was in a similar situation a few years back and I just quickly went through the primary (grade school) math on kahn academy. You know how to do it, you just need a refresher.

If it's a computer test it might have a calculator available while you take the test.

Wow sorry for the way I wrote this. Reads like shyt

Can you give us more detail? Why don't you get along any longer? What are the issues in your lives?

If you have kids, they're less likely to be more successful than you if you separate.

>>17276089
Square or rectangle shape may be better. Those glasses are the same shape as your head

Get a haircut, and get different glasses. You're better off with more square sunglasses, and definitely not aviators. Aviators don't really work for many people.

Seriously though, get a fucking haircut. I get a serial killer vibe from that picture for real.

>>17276089
Unfortunately not 100% maybe 87%

Trade school.

Liberal arts = garbage. Garbage and debt.

What are you good at?

>>17276076
College is if you want the "american dream" of learning nothing of value and fighting off debt for the rest of your life while working in Starbucks
Trade School is for when you want to learn a trade with some other educating shit on the side and get to work after graduating

Of course I'm not sure if trade school is free where you're from, if it isn't, you're fucked either way.

>>17276154
>"American dream"
>failing this hard to understand so simple a concept
See? Garbage. Learn a trade OP.

Because you dropping dead of a disease that could have been managed if you'd gone to see a doctor is going to make them feel so much better, right?

>>17276062
You're 19. Your body is still pumping test like its going out of style. Start walking, every day. Drink water constantly. When you're down to 180 or so, start lifting once a week. Work your way up to three times a week. Keep walking.

This is fixable. If I could do it in my 30s, you can do it in your teens.

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Diabetes is easily controlled. At 19, at that weight, if you do have it there's a strong genetic component at play.

But there are other things that have thirst as a syptom. Find out.

Get diagnosed, take your meds, and you'll be fine.

freecodecamp

>>17275885
>All the resources I have come across are made for children, or only go over the absolute basics.
This is a bad mindset. Any sort of beginning programming school is going to go over just the basics. If it's "made for children" then you should be able to breeze through it, but you'd still learn. Once you know the basics, just do whatever you want until you feel comfortable with your knowledge, and ask people who know their shit to help you.

Depends on what you want to learn. Codecademy is a great way to get your feet wet in a bunch of languages, but they currently don't offer the C family.

If you're looking for a one-stop resource to use from start to mastery then you need to rethink your approach to programming and learning in general.

The closest thing for you, however, is a beginner - intermediary book such as The C Programming Language.

looks kinda gay

You can get a clip-on that looks identical. I'd go with that for a while, see if you like it.

>>17275897
This
I would not assume you're a weirdo if you had one of those