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>hello /b/
>/b/

Take a Xanax before going to the doc.

>>17273089
You get over your fear and see a doctor or you live with it.

>marridgkeet.com
seel parakeet marriage certificates
>smorekel.com
sell specialized vape units that are completely waterproof and only come in one flavor- smore.
>campingwithdinosaurs,com
raise money for the filming of a CGI heavy documentary of where and how dinosaurs used to spend the night. don't shy away from the fucking, have your sample reel be a couple tiny raptors pulling a couple boughs of prehistoric conifer down into a nest shape and going to town on eachother.
>hoptoad.com
a service where people send in pictures of small animals and you give them imprecise but folksy identifications; hoot owl, creepie crawlie ect.
>westerntoiletshower.com
bidet reviews and recommendations, but none of that electronic japanese shit

>>17272905
pity bump

Invest in the stock market

>>17272903
Stand your ground and hang out with less shitty friends. Grow a pair and you'll be able to do it. If your friends are only your friends because they can manipulate you, your friends are pieces of shit.

>>17272903

what do they ask u to do

>>17272903
>Hey anon, can you do *favor*?
>No *walk away*

>>17272893
Here's a bump

>>17272893
Practice. You need to let it pass through your mind and brush it off. Force yourself in situations where you will most likely fail often. Fail often enough and you'll start to brush things off naturally.

Go do something like Tom is doing. Have some fun and express some self confidence.

Right now some cunt is disrespecting me, and plain out won't address my concerns, so I'm going to go drink and fuck some shit up at the bars.

Be a balla, don't let melodrama get the best of you.

>>17272823

Read books you stupid poorfag, they're free. Also chart is shit.

>tfw good with money from young age despite being born peasant class
>tfw going to be FI'er and never want for anything
>tfw already money just seems attracted to me, money pours in from everywhere just by my existing

Feels good.

Whoa. Are there any economic demographics that WOULDN'T find this chart horribly offensive? Good God; it's got something for everyone, it does.

And very little, if anything, that has any truth to it. There ARE things the rich, the poor, and the middle class can learn from one another: things they often vehemently resist learning due to their own prejudices. But the chart is far more about those prejudices, from all sides, than it is about reality.

>>17272823
3 options really.
>educations
>sports
>inheritance/lottery

You either get inheritance and win lottery, which statistics show most people blow it all really quick. Athletics, which if you're one of the 1% will be well paid and gain social status. 50/50 gamble on athletes that sustain their wealth. Or education, the one where you must work the hardest and earn everything you have. You might lose your possessions later in life by chance, but no one can take away your knowledge.

Don't learn swedish.
Learn norwegian instead.

>>17272836
How come?

>>17272817
>dat op
holy fuck, why don't you learn English first?

>100% buy into the concept of triggers but feels the need to talk shit
>friends pushing me away because I can't keep my shit together
>calling women "females"
you're not overthinking anything, you're a stupid, hateful piece of shit. quit blaming your problems on anxiety and overthinking and just stop being such a piece of trash.

>>17272809
How am I being hateful in any way?

>>17272797
Don't put pussy on a pedestal and learn to not care.
The first thing can be achieved by reading horror stories about relationships, learning about the subconscious that drives women [spoiler]and men alike[/spoiler] and eventually you will stop putting pussy on a pedestal.

The second one isn't so easy, you just need to learn to just not care about what people think about you at all and do your own thing.
[spoiler]I know thats vague just roll with it.[/spoiler]

Make the duration on your last job longer and say it took you a while to get it. Unlikely they'll check the dates.

>>17272647
i stretched in into january of 2016. guess that might work. i was just worried of how extensive these background checks are.

>>17272644
Just say you tried to find work and can't get it because of bad market.

The gap just say times are bad and i hate taxes.

dafuq you on about nigger?

>>17272497
Use a gun, and if that don't work, use more gun.

Defecate yourself

Yes, people do things by themselves.
But i can't help you since i am probably more socially retarded than you.

I do go out by myself and the thing is that you can meet new people that way and be an idiot without risking your reputation too much.

Dude (or gal) I do every fucking thing by myself. If I was afraid of going out alone I'd never leave my house. This includes: going to restaurants, movies, shows, walks, hikes, etc. pretty much everything. I'm one of those weirdos who will sit in a bar for hours, reading a book and not talking to anyone.
Don't let being alone stop you from getting out. Who knows, you might get lucky and meet a new friend out somewhere.

>>17272369
*you guys out

yeah yeah, I blame hiro

>>17272369

>teenagers gtfo

the irony of this is astounding but ill take your psot as seriously as i can.

by which i mean, you are taking it a bit too seriously. either option is fine. neither option is perfect. thats just life. its all random arbitrary choices based on whatever feels better for that moment. neither cancels your long term plans so do what you want.

me personally id rather save extra money by keeping long hours, but im also of the mindset that i dont need to wokr aprt time just to find time to read.

just sayian. do waht you want though. let me assure you taht literally no choice here will actually hurt you in any real way.

>>17272420
hey listen up you fucking faggot. You neither know how to type nor have a job worth a rat's ass so I don't give a fuck about your shitty opinions 1-800-kill-uslf that's what you need to dial

>>17272358
1. Go to your bank and get a preapproval. This will be a requirement for most/all real estate agents.
2. Find an Agent. Most banks will connect you with one who they network with.
3. Agent will hold your baby hand from there.

>>17272358

go online and look for real estate agents in your area. tell them what you are looking for and price range and let it happen. if you see any listings in papers, craigslist, etc. go to em.

>>17272370
ty

>>17272291

sounds like shes kinda shitty man. not saying you're worthy of more, but shes shitty.

in my experience its better to be single. have fun here and there but i dont really look for investment from people.

>>17272291
>tell her she can get something, I'll buy

kek


solid work anon

>>17272291
Sounds like my first date in a way.

>Be 23 (3 years ago)
>Almost the same circumstances as OP
>But she is very thin
>Get there after 2 failed date meetups
>She is actually fat
>Allofmywhat.mpeg
>I'm at least trying to be nice, we have dinner
>She clearly states that I should pay for her meal, drinks, AND taxi, because "real men" do that
>I say I'm going to the toilet
>Walk out the emergency exit instead
>Block and delete her, the usual
>Walk the 300m home (bonus for living in the city)

>>17272281

>how do you know if a girls feelings for you are genuine

you dont really. you can hope that something tragic happens and its put to the test but its hard to know how much what you provides can outweigh. we dont know what utility you speak of so its hard to gauge in general.

ultimately it doesnt much matter. people act like theres only true love, and using people. its not always the case. people often fall in love with their rapist because of a hormone released during sex.

everyone just so happens to love their mother as long as shes ont the worst human being, and same goes for children.

love is complex and even if its forced by circumstance (like a girl getting with you because of what you can provide) it doesnt mean she cant ALSO love you. it doesnt mean she cant love you for the great support you gave her.

some people might see that as wrong, but they arent as morally upright as they like to think they are, no one is. the feelings are what matter, even if you had to coax it out of them. it doesnt mean the feelings dont develop.

it may never be pure disney love that developed just from looking at you, but thats more rare than anyone can say. people often fall in love because of the kind of life they build together, how it fits and what hte ydo for each otehr. whats wrong if providing a certain 'utility' is a part of that?

>>17272302
What's wrong with it is that it seems cheap and easily replaceable in my opinion. And of it's cheap and easily replaceable how valuable can it really be?

>>17272379

people like to think that their love is special, that they just happened to be living in the same fucking town as the one person in the world who could understand and love them.

then they think ths ame thing for their next date, and the next one and the next one.

all boys love their moms, all girls love their dads, all people love their partner and think its the OTP, the destiny.

consider the following: if you actually had her develop genuine feelings and not JUST using you, that may be more special then people who randomly fall in love.

it means she truly understands and appreciates what you did for her so much that she loves you for that kind of generosity. she loves you because of how much you lvoe her.

or just whine and dump her or something i dont know

>>17272241
You were so worried about saying the perfect thing you clammed up instead of just talking.

>>17272241
The best advice I can give you is if you get called in for a job, they basically like you from a qualifications standpoint. They just want to get to meet you, talk a bit. See if there is anything major wrong with you in person. See if there is good chemistry between someone who will presumably be your supervisor. They say there is no right or wrong answer for an interview question.

If you feel bad OP, my first real interview after college, I was so nervous I forgot my resume at home. So the dude walks in and goes "ok can I see your resume". I open my binder and didn't have it. I was like staring in my folder like FUCK. I was like I must've forgotten it. Then he makes me recite my resume and kept making remarks like "well if i had ur resume in front me i could ask you better questions". I literally just wanted to walk out of the interview. That fucking embarassed.

>>17272550
Yeah I guess your are right.

>>17272573
Oh wow that must have been embarrassing.