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>>17280590
Just go buy some booze like the rest of us.

>>17280590
It sounds like you are "relationship" lonely, like you wish you had a partner to be with, not just hanging out with friends?

Maybe you are tricking yourself by saying you were the "outcast". it might be you are thinking that, but it isn't really true

Having friends and family to talk to is more than some of us have; you should be grateful for that.

Cutting yourself is definitely not the answer; good lord I would suggest masturbation or something like that to feel better. Maybe try chatting online with the opposite sex. Sift through the immature trolls and pigs and find someone you can connect with. Maybe it's that personal intimate relationship you are missing

Please stop the cutting - substitute that with something else if you must do something. You're only hurting yourself by cutting, not helping yourself

>>17280590
>I couldn't help but to cut myself.
See a goddamn mental health professional.
This isn't a healthy or normal coping mechanism.
Consider looking up borderline personality disorder (the avoidant subtype) if you really don't want to go to a shrink. There's some self-help material out there.

Your dad's side of the family seem like dirtbags to be honest and nobody would blame you for not feeling a connection to them and not wanting to get involved with them.

With that said, it might be worth it to go just to have the chance to form a relationship with this side of your family. It's not a guarantee that it'll happen, but if it does then you have a whole other group of people to meet and to make a part of your life. And if that's something you want to do, then this might be the last chance you get at that. Worst case scenario, it's awkward as fuck and you never see any of them again and you wasted an afternoon.

tl;dr You have basically nothing to lose and the potential to gain something neat. I think you should go for it if you're not doing anything better.

>>17280469
I do not think you have an obligation to that side of the family, ESPECIALLY if that have been sneaky over money. You are a human being with feelings for crying out loud. I think that is very shady.

Depending if you saying no would hurt your aunt's feelings, if you care about that, I would decline and continue your life the way it is going.

On the other hand, if you really want to meet your father, go and call him out on being a loser, and see how he reacts. Maybe he will feel guilty for what he has done to you.

Lots of stuff to think about - I wish you the best

If it were me, I would go. I wouldn't expect anything from them and wouldn't offer anything except condolences. Your dad might try to pull some chummy shit but remember that he left you behind.

I don't suppose you get very excited from this chick. On the contrary, she makes you feel 'meh'.

Why would you chase someone who makes you feel 'meh'? Because hope eventually hope that it's gonna work out.

Fuck it, she's not worth your time and hassle. She would have made an effort if she liked you as well. Move on.

3 strike rule.

>>17280414

More like 2 strike rule.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yBKA42E3yKc

pretty much

It's a red flag because she likely adopted it as a boyfriend substitute. She'll say she just loves animals but she'll judge you if the animal doesn't like you. She'll judge you if you don't like the animal. She's so screwed in the head that the dog/horse/whatever is more important to her than you ever will be and she'll make time for her pet on a whim while you'll have to get in line and fight for her attention.

>>17280387
Fuck, I'm no horse whisperer but that does make a lot of sense. Guess I'll take it easy with this one

>>17280313
Those look like bites or some kind of allergic reaction. I wouldn't worry about it if you feel fine, unless they don't go away after a week or so.

They're hives. It's normal, particular around the fingers. It's usually a bodily stress response, either from you just being stressed or sometimes from something you ate.
I've got a few on my palms right now from drinking wine.

>>17280313
I get stuff like that.
Only mine itch. I'm pretty sure mine have to do with my allergies, since I only get them in the summer and only when my allergies are bad.

Mine went away after a few weeks. Washing them with soap but not scrubbing seemed to help.

>>17280261
Try getting your iron levels checked next time you go to the doctors, if you have low iron levels that could be what's making you tired.

>>17280261
do you snore? sleep apnea can make you feel tired as fuck.

also are there noises or other stimuli in the room when you're sleeping? sometimes things can wake you up just enough to disrupt your sleep, but not enough that you notice being awake. then in the morning you don't remember that you woke up.

>>17280265
Thanks anon, I'll check that out asap.

>>17280272
Not that I know, when I snore I realize and wake up (usually it's because I'm sleeping in a bad position) and nobody has told me if I do that. The noises thing sounds logical but my house it's in a pretty quiet enviroment, the loudest sound I can hear from my room is the fridge (my room is near the kitchen) but I've never considerated it a problem.

>>17280205
>buying viagra online
Why not just get a prescription from your doctor?

>>17280223
I'm 21 and my dick works I just want it for confidence issues and recreation

Bump for interest kinda.

>>17280196
nice blockland pic

/pol/ people tend to be shut-in weirdos. Aligning with middle-left views at least guarantees you can have friends that society won't think are deadbeat conspiritards. Plus you said middle-left makes you happy so go for it.

>>17280215
Yeah, this can be true, but it just seems to me that if I agree with the /pol/luters but make myself look far more liberal then there's no problem in the sense of how people see me.

>>17280154
>Probably 5-6 face but her ass is fucking unreal.

Subjective bullshit.

What's your question?

Dude. She is there to work. She probably hates her job and has weird guys hitting on her all the time. She's probably sick of it. If you flirt with her properly without being autistic and she likes you, leave your number in the checkbook when you pay your bill. She'll call if she wants to. You don't need to make yourself look like an idiot what stammering "d-do you want t-to g-g-go out sometime m'lady" while she politely rejects you and then goes to the kitchen to make fun of the creep at table seven with her staff.

On the tip line write "tippa this dick"

>falling for the alpha/beta meme

You're not going to make it, anon.

>>17280141
I realize that it's not totally real but there is an undeniable divide between attractive and unattractive men and alpha/beta is the easiest and most recognizable way to say it.

I just want resources on crossing that divide.

Good looks and confidence. If you don't have good looks, dress well, wash your face, and have nice hair. If you don't have confidence, fake it. Don't look desperate for a relationship either. Also don't say alpha

>>17280076
Hide your shit moron
Ignore the 40$. Lesson learned

is she addicted to painkillers?

>>17280134
Was addicted when I was little. It's fucking smokes this time. She said she quit but I saw cigarette ashes in the washroom earlier and that's how I put two and two together. She did this before when I was little

>>17280035
Not all girls are size Queens, in fact it's considered a fetish. Relax and let the topic come up, as long as you're competent with what you're doing you should be fine


Get good at oral and satisfying her or youre doomed

>>17280035
Dude ive told 3 girls before i got with them, they didnt care to know. Ive not told 10 and they didnt care when it came to sex. It doesnt matter. She doesnt care. Just get on with it.

>>17280085
This pretty much, unless you have a micro penis you're fine

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>>17279993
You're not telling us everything op. Come on and tell us all, your family and friends aren't stupid unlike yourself.

I'm always willing to listen to a MM&O poster

>>17279993
You've been a NEET and drunk for a while m8. You don't just bounce back one day. Shit takes time, keep trying. Whatever you do just don't give up. I felt kind of like this when I got laid off. Had a year where I was basically homeless and working min wage. Things are a lot better now, after a year of busting my ass off. Good luck

>>17279855
>june
I meant July, sorry I'm retarded

Why the fuck are you telling them you can only work thtmat long? Are you just that honorable, or is it a case if stupid? Because of course no one is gonna to hire you for a month. I do one off jobs, sell your blood/sperm, or just beg. Those are your legal options anyways.

>>17279855
You won't make 500 in a month normally . Your best bet is to find help wanted paying in cash gigs on craigslist.

>>17279831
you sound hot.

bodyweight training won't really get you ottermode. 'toned' still requires some amount of muscle mass.

also ask /fit/, no one here lifts.

>>17279831
As far as I know off the top of my head, protien rich foods (lots of it) and swimming is probably your best chance at ottermode. But /fit/ knows far more.