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pls advise
>be 25
>had number of relationships, good amount of life experiences
>last breakup sucked, girl was actually crazy and I ignored the red flags like a retard because her tits were nice
be a few months later
>meet new girl, not really struck by her, she's cute, sure, but I'm talking to a few girls
>see her out a few times, start talking to her and getting to know her
>she's moving 17 hours away soon, to go work in a brand new hospital in another state (she's a surgeon)
>turns out she's really cool, very successful, almost 2 years older than me
>figure, what the heck, we'll have a fun month together before she moves, and then ill go back to the other girls I'm talking to
>seeing her up close she starts to look more and more beautiful
>invites me camping with her and some friends, I go, have a great time
>4th of july, invite her over to bbq, pool, watch fireworks from our roof, and go out after, again, great time
>shit, I really like this girl, fuck
do i move to houston in a month
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No.
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>>17335648
lol well Houston is a nice city but unless you are engaged i wouldn't ever move for a girl.
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I really have nothing going on right now: I just graduated from an Ultrasound tech school to get my certification, and am giving myself a little break since school was pretty rough the past few years. I'm working a pretty meaningless yet easy/stress-free job as a mechanic right now to pay the bills while I look for an ultrasound job that I really like- I figure if I'm gonna do it the rest of my life I have the right to be picky about it, especially if I'm not hurting for the money just yet
but, it got me thinking, really my only reasons for staying here are
>friends, who are mostly military and are moving soon anyways
>family- but lots of people move away from their families, no biggie
>pride- I absolutely love where I live and have always thought about living here my whole life
but, some other people from my graduating class have gone off and found good jobs in other states, so, I'm like, what's keeping me from doing the same? with the added benefit of this incredible girl being there, too?
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I have an awful case of green beard every time I shave, whilst i want to look professional for work, the green tint just ruins my look. Has anybody got any ideas of how I can remove it or even hide it?
pic related but 10x worse
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>>17335619
use cosmetic product in reasonable quantity
like after shave cream
with light make up you should be fine
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>>17335619
It's time to go full beard.
Or laser hair removal.
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>>17335619
Same problem. I've found it's easier to keep a neatly trimmed beard instead
. It happens when you've got pale skin and black hair
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How to motivate myself to work? 2016-07-07 23:58:02 Post No.17335610
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How to motivate myself to work?
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The last day is tomorrow and I still need to complete a project I'm 80% through.
I just feel so drained and apathetic, there's a party tomorrow and I want to feel loose.
Its 1:00AM right now, I'm really not in the mood to work, except this is really important.
Any advice on motivating myself?
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Go to sleep, finish work when you wake up , you will be way more productive
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>>17335610
Dont forget you are way better than any cushion. Cushions cant feel, think or talk. Wow you are so much fucking great. Now do it faggot.
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Any part of it online? I'm bored and willing to help with it.
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Population: LSS 60.000
Highest rape rate
Highest suicide rate
Abusive gorvernment
Careless authority
And no assistance from ANONYMOUS!!!!!!!!!
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What advice were you looking for exactly?
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Of how we Inuit can seek of assistance from anons
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Its not even rare for me to see RIP posts from friends
Rape victims commiting suicide, my close friends
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Cheap Ass Electronics 2016-07-07 23:50:12 Post No.17335586
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What are stores where you can you get a usb cable for an iPhone for under $5? I only have $9 and need groceries.
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>>17335586
Try going through radio shack dumpsters or looking for some cheap Chinese shit. Apple makes everything proprietary so you're forced to spend more.
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>>17335593
I feel you even at fucking dollar general it's "$8-$10 dollars"!
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>>17335586
ebay.tigerdirect or elsewhere online.
a real store is going to cost more because they have to pay for the upkeep of a real store.
How can I stop an arranged marriage? I'm assuming I cant just bust down the church doors at the last second like in the movies.
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Have you tried minding your damn business?
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>>17335577
you get one of the parties involved in the marriage to not go through with it.
but it depends.
like if you live in a 3rd world shit hole.
which it sounds like.
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Storytime
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>Chick broke up with me
>Delete her on snapchat
>4-5 months later I make my stories public
>She has viewed every single one of them aka she never deleted me
Should I say something or what this shit is awkward yo
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>>17335565
>implying i know what you are talking about
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>>17335565
internet drama is not actually drama.
you need to stop putting so much emphasis on your facespace bulshit.
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>>17335571
Okay let me break this shit down on a level you'll understand.
>cave woman don't want ugg
>no allow cave woman look at cave painting
>many moon later cave woman look at cave painting
what do
I'm in a miserable situation. I've only known very undesirable people in my life and all of them have information associated with them.
For example I have a sister who is an arrogant deceitful bitch
I have a brother who is a drug addict user
I have another sis who is a lesbian
I hate them all!
The problem is when I smell drugs, see a piece of shit, or think of an asshole I think of him
When I see or hear about lgbt I think her
When I meet a snotty arrogant pos I think of her.
It's like there's a ton of stuff in reality which makes me think of all the people I don't like much.
Is there a method I can use to disassociate various concepts from other people?
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Psychedelic drugs.
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>>17335591
I hate living
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Your miserable because you're a judgmental bitch, desu.
Maybe start with not assuming anyone who is living a life you don't agree with makes them shit worth the dehumanizing thoughts you throw at them.
You are miserable because you act like a cunt. So stop it.
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Reasons not to kill yourself general
1. ???
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>>17335547
The feeling of dumping your hot cum deep into a banging got sluts tight pussy.
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cause it requires an actual effort to do it being sure you wont fail?
I mean, if you can achieve that, i dont think you need to kill yourself.
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>>17335547
it's easier not too
and if you fail it will just make your life harder
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Always remember to brush your teeth or else you get back from the doctor with a $20,000 quote because shit's falling apart
i've literally got a hole in my jaw.
dont let it happen to you
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>>17335544
what the fuck were you doing instead of brushing your teeth like a normal human being
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>>17335544
kek
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>>17335544
If thats your picture, you most likely have a deviated septum as well.
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So, one of my friends finally got the acting break she's been working for her entire life. At the same time, she's stopped responding to all of my texts to the point that I feel like texting her is just spam.
She's pretty, absolutely beautiful really, but I never wanted that kind of relationship with her. I've just lost a best friend.
Should I write her off?
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>>17335539
>Should I write her off?
I can't emphasize this enough, yes. A best friend would stick by you no matter how successful they become. It doesn't even sound like you all drifted apart. She became vain and dropped you.
Don't waste your time with her anymore. She doesn't deserve it.
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>>17335545
This.
No matter how busy she is, no matter what she's got going, if she wanted to communicate with you, she would. She would answer a simple text.
Cut and run. Maybe someday she'll realize what she's lost.
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>>17335539
Can I have her number so I can hit her up? Maybe bang her a few times? Get a few bjs in the back of the set?
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Is eating six fruits and two salads a day otherwise mostly milk a good diet for becoming increasingly thinner?
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Your life too busy for cardio?
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Never drink your calories, cause it will keep you hingry. Find an alternative to the milk
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>>17335538
might lose weight, but if you're feeling like some colorectal cancer go for dat milk
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Has anyone lied to get a job? How'd it work out for you? tl;dr at the bottom
I have been temping since I graduated a year ago. I worked for two and a half years and have some awards and scholarships and leadership organization and I can't do better than recruiters trying to get me to temp for them. I know the standard Microsoft Office shit and and office etiquette and what have you. I've had a handful of interviews but I get nervous, but that's a seperate issue I'm addressing concurrently
I worked in HR while I was in school so I'm trying to do that or get a job as a paralegal because I want to get my Master's in Forensic Linguistics (I have a BA in Linguistics).
So a year of temp work doesn't look great on a resume, so I'm considering just changing it completely to something like "HR Assistant" and applying to some HR jobs with it and having a friend to two corroborate my claims and act as my references. Has anyone done anything like that? Did it work?
tl;dr: Give me reasons why I, as a job seeker with nothing to lose, shouldn't invent a fake positions to appeal to hiring managers
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I've been coworkers with people and they tell me they wrote me down as a reference as manager. Everybody lies on their resume. Some things are harder than others. I wouldn't say I graduated from MIT when I went to county college. And I wouldn't say I was an electrical engineer despite working at battery plus. Things like length of job, responsibilities, title, and achievements, those are very passable lies. Gl Op
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>>17335521
eh depends on the job. most of the positions I'm looking at do a background check that included taxes and income for the last five years. so if your references are checked but they don't find corresponding tax information then you might be fucked. and if they figure it out you will be fired which will make it really hard to get a job.
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>>17335535
How do most people spin it if they do get fired?
ideally if the lie worked I'd just work there for a few months so i could put that on my resume truthfully
Are they required to tell you if they do a background check before they do it or can they do it whenever they want?
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Where are some good places to take females (hangout places) when you're broke?
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>>17335514
Have a hike, a walk at the park, go to a café, to your place, to their place. Check free social events, there are usually facebook pages that promote that kind of shit.
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>>17335514
museums, beach, park
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>>17335534
Museums are free? I'll definitely take her to one then
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So, I'm 19, Female (born male) and I get physical and mental pain whenever I feel actually in love. This started since the first girl I had sex with (14 at the time) , she looked very sweet and all but turned out really crazy and emotionally "abused" me (me being somewhat too much of a cuck to resist). I had trauma processing therapy and I thought it was pretty much done, had a decent amound of (actually good) relationships in the meanwhile.
now I've started dating a girl who I've been a good friend with for 2 years, and I constantly get pain when I feel lovey-dovey except when this happens with her around. I often find myself doubting her loyalty (while not even having the slightest justification to suspicion.) and doubting what I should do, leading me to freeze up often. She's very understanding and knows of some of these issues but I just don't know where to go from here
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back to therapy, it sounds like...
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>>17335499
I'm open for it and asked for it but my psychologist said there's not much to do about it except with an actual reliable partner that is willing to help. God damn that sounds like relationship therapy a 40yo bitter couple would have.
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Humble self-bump