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yes lol

>>17335470
>girls approaching and hitting on guys

This is exceptionally rare and should never be relied upon to meet girls. You're more likely to die a virgin

>>17335474

this. girls rarely ever do more then subtle flirting with a dude.

girls are not expected to show any interest at all until a man first shows interest in her. and then even then she shows mild subtle hard to read notice a lot of the time.

I've been hit on by a girl only af ew times in my life. and only once after i finished highschool.

and she was a socially retarded anime weeb at a meetup who knew me for five minutes and just thought i looked hot in my sora cosplay so legit asked me out to be her boyfriend in front of everyone.

TL;DR girls dont hit on guys.

>typical animu posting faggot

>>17335455
Just go to a sex shop and buy a vibrating plug and some lube or do it online at adamandeve.com

Don't use household objects.

>>17335455
>Would a toothbrush work?
Yes. I used to have a smallish electric toothbrush I only used for anal masturbation. It was pretty good.

As someone who's only ever been brave enough to diddle his own butt in the shower, I only ever used bodywash as lube. Just be careful if you're going the soap route, because some of that shit will burn your butthole.

Or take a condom and put it on literally any phallic object small enough to fit in your ass. Just remember to use lube, try not to use anything that tapers down at the far end (don't want to lose it up there, that'll be a rough doctor's visit), take it slow, and relax or your asshole won't relax either.

>>17335443

You need to get offline often enough and mingle with the real world to realise that there are good things out there that compensate for the bullshit. Here you only get the shit highlighted.

>>17335469
True, but I dont always get to properly hang with people. On top of that, fighting against the degenerates here seems moot (no pun intended). Unless they're posting cp, you have no power to strike back at them.

You caused your cynicism. This site is cynical but it's funny and let's face it, there's a kernel of quality that appears often enough to draw you back here. It's a net positive.

Brah, you snooze you lose. Go for it.

He should've made a move. I doubt she finds him attractive.

>>17335417
Do what you fucking want, do what makes YOU happy, it might sound selfish but unless you know that this friend will be around for the rest of your god damn miserable life I wouldn't think twice about banging some chick that he may or may not like. Fuck it, it's a cliche but life is short.

no
go fuck her raw
she barely knows you or your friend

shes not into you
move on

>>17335420
Fair enough

But are you being snarky or you actually think that

>>17335409
If you ask a girl out on a date and she wants to go but can't, she will propose another opportunity
If you ask a girl out and she makes up an excuse for not going, without indicating when she'll be available, she's hoping you will forget to ask her out again

TL;DR: She's not into you and you should have realized the first time
Girls who are into you will take initiative after failing to receive initiative

>>17335393
Probably the same that happens to me she's thinking 'look at that fucking weird guy there... holy shit he's seen me looking quick look away'. Get used to it.

>What could it mean?
Anything

>What does it mean?
Nothing. She was just looking at you.

You should have gone over to her and asked her but since you didn't, you will probably never know.

>>17335393
she was checking you out
are you one of those spergs that cums when they touch a boob?

>>17335381
summerfag

Not making threads like this one would be a good start.

Talk like a normal human being. Don't be a memer, we have too many of those already

>>17335381
Poast ur boypucci pls.

No homo.

>>17335359

Nothing, feel the pain and get out there. It's fucking shit, you'll feel like a dick 9/10 but you just gotta do it.

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>>17335359
Dank memes and laser beams.

anti-social behavior

Because most of the real world is built on social connections. It's what helps you get a job over someone equally qualified, it's what enables you to move up the ranks of employment, it's what helps you work well with your coworkers and get good reviews. Basically if people like you, if your boss likes you, if your coworkers like you, life is easier. If you are a neckbeard autist who can't work with anyone you are a detriment to the company and it's image.

>>17335366

>If you are a neckbeard autist

About 90% of us here on 4chan then.

Ive got news for you pretty boy. not even in a wage slave job will u escape interaction. actually it is worse there, cause you are in the down position from the start. in otherjobs u all start at the same level and interaction decides those up and down.

it is inescapable.

You'll be depressed as long as you are a financial burden to your parents and have no independence. Have you looked into apprenticing yourself to a skilled laborer or anything that would give you some measure of freedom? Of course you are depressed, you are uneducated and unemployed. But you can change that.

>I do not wish to ever feel happy again
Good. Problem solved, then. Thread over.

>>17335298
/thread

>>17335276

What country you from?

>>17335292
USA

Why'd you steal a $2 drink?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CXLaE1JvQ94

>>17335257
I don't have that stuff in my house yo

>How to sharpen a knife with out any equipment?
>With out any equipment?

Buy some equipment or find a local knife sharpening service, locksmiths usually offer it.

Guys: How true is the "men just want sex" thing? I've always strayed away from dating, and I'm always skeptical when men are nice to me, because I don't want be used as some guy's fucktoy

>>17335270
Depends on the dude. I personally just want to get married and have no interest in casual sex, but I understand I'm in the minority. It should be fairly easy to feel out a fuckboy, no?

>>17335270

Is this a serious fucking question? There's probably about half a billion men of dating age in the world, of course they're not ALL just looking for sex. Fucking hell, get out there and find out. Use your judgement.

>>17335217
a dose below ~100µg is usesless because you won't really get the effect.
you shouldn't do it without a tripsitter because your whole post sounds like you'll make yourself having a bad trip
you could start with an easier to handly psychedelic.

and why is the blotter plain white? where the heck did you get that from?
i hope you did an ehrlichs reagent test at least

>>17335237
blank blotters are common
make sure it doesnt taste bitter as fuck (thats 25i). lsd shouldnt have a taste, specially the blank ones
take one tab for your first time
read about SET & SETTING, basically dont go anywhere chaotic or with too much sensorial stimulation, just chill at a park or something

have fun! its my favorite drug by far

>>17335237
>and why is the blotter plain white?

I'd be more worried about this than the actual trip. Also don't go into it thinking 'it will be a bad trip because of PTSD' you're on a hiding to nowhere. Relax enjoy it, first trip I did I watched Finding Nemo, un fucking real, felt like my room was underwater. Just chill out, but DON'T do it without someone else that hasn't done it before. I once had a fucking shit time on Ketamine but being with people that know the score really helps.

Anyway, chill out and enjoy.

>>17335169
Spanish or Latin American?
If you're Spanish, (from Spain) you're white as fuck. Spainyards are pale and very western and euroy. If you're from Mexico or some shit and speak Spanish that's totally different

Why not give shit an honest try first? College isn't for everyone, join a vocational program. There is a serious need for professional welders, plumbers, electricians etc. These jobs sometimes pay near $40/hr and you get to laugh at everyone with 100k in loans for their womyns studies major.

The key to starting to get a good life is financial independence. You'll never be happy, never begin to be happy as long as you rely on someone else for your day to day needs and are a financial burden.

As for the head injury, what did the doctors say? have you had any extensive testing?

>>17335180
I'm actually part both. I'm not a simple ethnicity, my lineage is a bunch of race mixers. I have Italian, Irish, native American, Dutch, spanish, Mexican, Ukrainian, and Puerto Rican in me. For the most part, this just makes people not trust me since they can't pinpoint "what I am".

>>17335189
That was my father's path. Hes an electrician for Local 3 and has been trying to get me in, but it's tough. Everything's becoming competitive and because cheaper labor forces are coming out, people in the field aren't retiring. And as racist as it sounds, I dont want to or think I should have to be stuck doing the hard, physical labor for the white guys just because I'm part spanish/ Hispanic.

It feels largely as though because I don't have a country or race to truly "represent", no one outside of immediate family would be willing to fund or help me.