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Where can I find a good looking but emotional trainwreck girl that won't mind me being a loser with no career ahead of me but would like me for my barely existent artistic talent?
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>>17337607
starbucks. girls with those exact qualities all hang out at starbucks.
dont you get the 'where to find girls' weekly newsletter?
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>>17337607
There's literally thousands of girls like that.
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Substance abuse support groups
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Hardly know anyone there.
Is it better to come early and get to know people before shit gets down or come in later and join in
Leaving in 15 mins if the former
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If you know some people, go when there is at least a good chance that they'll be there so you have some kind of safety net. Showing up too early is usually awkward.
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>>17337597
what if the people you don't know are the ones who will be doing all the fun stuff
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>>17337591
no come in late and meet people after. if u go early ur gonna stand around with ur hand on ur elbow and have a cheesy smile. and bring a beer when u late
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Hey guys, i need your advice. 1 1/2 years ago i met my now ex-girlfriend and we were really happy together. After 7-8 months into our relationship i got depression and lost all my motivation and emotions for anything. I basically gave 0 fucks about her anymore and told me multiple times she isn't happy how our relationship is going to (by the time i had the depression i was unaware i was depressed, i just thought that is how i am). Now 5-6 months after our break-up i went to the doctor and told him that i felt very weak and had no apetite etc. After 2 more appointments he diagnosed depression and it's really killing me from the inside. I feel like a sack of shit and just want to end my suffering. I realised that my first symptoms of my depression led to the break-up and unhappiness of my ex gf. I texted my ex and told her that i wanna talk with her and she pretty much tried to gently deny it. I then told her per text that i have depression and that it had negative impact on our relationship and that i feel really bad for it because she shed many tears and was very sad at the last month of our relationship. I also may had intention to tell her that i wanna try it again with her. I really wanted to talk to her in person and after she said yes, 6 hours later she texted me to never ever contact her again and that i should delete her numnber. I feel so shit but i can't get the memories of us together out of my head and i would do anything to give me another chance and to do better now. She blocked my number and now i don't know what to do. I will see her on monday at our graduation because we go to the same school. Now i wanna know from you guys: was it a knee-jerk reaction of her and that i should talk to her at monday, or does she mean it for real? I know she has some radical feminist friends that talk shit about men all the time and that my ex-gf is very to manipulate and that she might told them she is going to meet me and they told her not to do it etc.
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TLDR: I'm starting to miss my ex-gf after i realised it was my fault we broke up. Texted her that i wanna talk and she told me to never text her again and blocked me. Gonna see her Monday in school for the last time and don't know if i should talk to her and confess that i wanna try it again
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No, don't try to talk to her again. She's done and just wants to let you go now. You need to get yourself together and try to beat your depression before you start trying to date again. You're clinging to her because you remember being happy with her, so you think if you have her back, you can be happy again. That's not how it will work out. You're just going to keep being depressed and drag her down again.
Maybe someday down the line you'll meet again when you have your shit together, but for now, just work on yourself. That way when someone else comes into your life, you can make them as happy as they will make you.
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>>17337583
Your fault for giving 0 fucks about her.
And depression is a weak excuse.
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Any males here have experience with hair dye?
I have thick brown hair that hangs sort of like pic related and I don't really like it, it doesn't look like it has texture to it because of the dark color. I'm really pale and wanted to try being blonde or something, but I'm undecided and a bit afraid.
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Try spiking your hair first. Then think about adding highlights, maybe?
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>>17337570
I want to decolour my hair for some reaso n. I know it would look terrible and i would regret it but this thought comes around sometimes.
Also, i think it would be a plus for the people who actually like people who aren't afraid of trying new things, and i minus for almost everyone else.
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>>17337570
I had green hair and red hair before, respectively.
If it turns out shit you can just shave it.
It will grow back, mate.
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Hey I need some help here. I have 3 really close friends and I would trust them with anything. You know the kind of people who would help you hide a body. On the other hand I would much rather just be alone. It's not like they are annoying it's just I prefer being by my self. I work by my self and its great not talking to anyone for like 7 hours, it's peaceful. So what should I do guys?
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>>17337557
tell them you want to explore your inner gayness and they should understand if theyre your real friends, not criminal friends.
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>>17337557
Just dont talk to them every day, it's not required of you.
But be aware that being "Alone" got benefits as well as some disadvantages, get a job where you need to be alone if you want to.
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>>17337557
what do you need help with? i think the issue here is you are suggesting that you would be 100% happy not talking to nayone ever again and not having friends. i doubt it.
im very much an introvert, in the traditional sense. i recharge with alone time. i had a busy month last month so this month I've only gone out once so far. i need to relax and read and write and just not be leaving my apartment in order to regain myself.
but after two weeks of this ill probably want to go out again. and i already waqnted to hang out one night this week (last night).
it is normal to want both. its okay to say 'hey ill see you guys saturday' and then just not talk to them until saturday.
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I like my bf but he is too nice. like, he always does stuff for me, and takes away my individuality. I used to like it when he done stuff for me but now its boring, and he doesent turn me on. i have had sex with a few people on tinder but they where stranger so it wasnt really cheating. and all my bf does is play video games. its boring. where do i meet real men?
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1/10
needs more subtlety
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Any advice for CVs/resumes? 2016-07-08 16:12:00 Post No.17337534
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The company I worked at for 15 years is closing down and it has been some time since I last created a CV/resume, so I was wondering if anybody had any tips.
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Use Comic Sans font.
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>>17337534
Oh jesus just ignore infographics like this, they're a pile of wank.
I used to be a headhunter. CVs we like are neat, simple, and easy to read and in a sensible order. Avoid bullshitty things like everything in that infographic, they mean nothing on a CV written by yourself. Only use one or two if highly, highly relevant to the job. Even then try and avoid because they're just so vague and even the biggiest aspie can write that he "works well with others"...
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>>17337631
I took this infographic as something to refer to and imply etc when writing. Like not actually writing the stuff on here word for word.
So I've just had my first check and I felt no joy. I smiled because they gave it to me in person but it was a fake smile.
Is there something wrong with me ?
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>>17337520
Not rly? It's just money after all.
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>>17337520
because you dont know what to spend it on
i used to have a buy list when i was waiting for my first check i was excited.
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What is even the problem here?
I want to kill someone. The thought of hurting someone excites me beyond anything else. I've been killing animals since I was a kid. I started faking relationships for sex and then ending them abruptly when they think I'm perfect because I enjoy hurting them emotionally. I'm sick of always pretending to be someone good. I only have one person I can act myself around. I need a healthier way to entertain myself any suggestions?
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>>17337512
Rather unusually, might I suggest self harm?
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>>17337513
Stopped a couple months ago
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>>17337512
oooh aren't you edgy thinking you're all special and shit. Stop being an attention whoring faggot. You're not smarter than everyone else. You're just some degenerate on an anime image board like the rest of us.
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I'm 24. What should I do when I run into people I used to go to high school with, or their parents, on the street?
I mean they all probably have a degree and a solid job by now (I know a bunch of them do). I've been depressed and suicidal for the last few years, I have no job and doing pretty bad in university. My life is kind of a wreck. And when I meet these people they ask me "hey how's life been" and all that crap. I tried to cut contact with everyone from high school after I finished it but I can still randomly run into them on the street.
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>>17337448
>I can still randomly run into them on the street.
Use the sidewalk instead of the street
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>>17337448
Do you feel the pressure to impress your ex-acquaintances?
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>>17337472
I don't know if I deep down want to impress them. I just don't like having to explain why my life isn't exactly good, or give them the chance to feel pity for me.
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what rap do white people listen to?
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Normal rap that any other person do. Ya dip
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Presuming that white people don't listen to the same music.
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Will Smith
https://youtu.be/VzHBq00fT4I
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What kind of a picture and description do girls like on Tinder?
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>>17337393
All Tinder is there is to collect men like Pokémon.
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Always depends but from my experiences the down to earth ones attract the most.
Picture should feel welcoming and safe. You should be smiling but a friendly pleasing smile not full rapeface or silly (these are only allowed as your other pictures and only when there's a cute animal in your arms or you're posing with). Camera angled and head slightly tilted to the side does wonders for this when you have a good light smile. Try to avoid ab shots, I AM DRNIKNG TEH ALCOHOELZ or the "Oh man I got caught pulling a funny face while wearing my best suit with a book and a glass of wine, now everybody's gonna think i'm the most sophisticated cunt on the block" pictures.
Profile-wise, be chill. State your big passion like "I'm all about music, I'm a sound designer by career and I DJ/play in a band in my free time". Then state some hobbies and conversation hooks like "I also really enjoy travel, DIY and cooking especially. What's your favourite dish?".
Could also state what you're looking for if you can word it nicely like "I'm an honest and drama-free guy, simply looking for someone who feels the same". You can even claim to have some terrible jokes, good self-depricating humour is pretty attractive. Like my chubby friend has a profile pic of him and his brother's dog and he tends to open up with something like "Just so we're not confused, I'm the human, not the dog" and he gets a good icebreaker laugh.
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>>17337393
we like muscular arms and a fish tank in the back
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I have a friend and I really like her. I have a crush on her, but I don't think that's the point, because I'm really happu being her friend. However, I have kind of an anxiety crisis everytime I think she may be with someone else. Just now I heard she went to college to check some scores and was seen with a roommate and I'm already really nervous, even though we went to the movies the day before. What can I do to stop this? I too have a lot of friends and I know that we should hang with many people but it makes me feel so sad to know that maybe she feels more confortable with other people
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So you'd rather she derive no enjoyment from being with anyone except you?
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You are not "really happy being her friend"
You want more.
You can lie to yourself but you can't lie to us, anon
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>>17337372
no... I think I'm just afraid of being left
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yeah, maybe you're right but I try to lie to myself everyday so I don't just lose my mind
so I think my boyfriend has like a fetish for really short girls.
pic related, he just liked the pic on Instagram. all the girls I've know he dated were really short. his ex was like under 5 feet, the last girl I knew he dated was like 5'2, I see him look at realy short girls. I just have a feeling. he's told me I'm the perfect height, but I feel like he's just masking it, idk. I'm 5'5" i know I'm not that tall, but I'm not really a short girl or a really short girl. it makes me insecure bc everytime I see a girl that's like 5'3" I get jealous and insecure... and I've never acted like that before. the feeling goes away for a while then soemrjinf makes it resurface (this pic he just liked... seems weird right? he's obviously thinking about short girls getting mad...and thinks it's cute.. )
what should I do?? I know it's ridiculous but I'm considering breaking up with him, I should feel beautiful not insecure, by something as dumb as height .. when I'm a perfectly fine normal height -_-
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>>17337291
>making assumptions like you can read his mind
>projecting negative bullshit with no proof
>blaming your own insecurities on nonsense
Sounds like you've got bigger problems than your boyfriend likes short chicks.
How tall is your boyfriend? If it's 6' or better, NEWSFLASH, YOU ARE A SHORT GIRL. Hell, even if he's 5'9" you're still a short girl. Stop fucking comparing yourself to other people. Insecurity is really unattractive and the only one bringing it on is you.
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> I know it's ridiculous but I'm considering breaking up with him, I should feel beautiful not insecure, by something as dumb as height
This is entirely a personal problem. When you boil it down, you're ass pained because he dated some girls in the past and liked a stupid meme on instagram.
Either talk to him about your insecurities, or get over it on your own. This is a great example of a woman making a mountain out of a mole hill. It's not like you're fucking tall to begin with.
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Are you 16?
Hello /adv/
>asked a girl out today
>she said yes
>wasn't expecting that desu
Got a few hours left
The thing is I am kinda social awkward and just the fact that I made her say yes is a big deal for me
Any advice?
I'm afraid I will run out of things to talk real quick and that my mind won't work properly because of the excitement
Would like to hear some common fails people do so I won't do the same thing
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Don't overthink it. Don't plan it too much. You want to have fun on a date and make sure she has a good time too.
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>>17337285
This. Just go and try to have fun. When in doubt, ask about her. Hobbies, favorite stuff, family, friends, a girl will literally talk for hours about anything if you find something she's interested in. And then if you manage to find something you both have an interest in, you'll even be able to contribute to the conversation.
It's really easy anon, just don't try too hard.
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>>17337295
This, except not only when in doubt. Always, and with every woman on the planet. Just get her to talk as much as possible. Ask follow up questions, like it's a conversation - not an interview. With the right things to say you can spend hours on the same topic, but make sure it doesn't spiral into negative ranting, if that happens just offer her a kind brush off and change the conversation topic to something you can both be excited about.