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The only period of my life I got any attention from women was when I played football for a year in middle school.

What is the football of the adult world?

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My woman just broke my heart and left me. Drinking vodka and I took some muscle relaxers (baclofen). I'm itching to make some bad life decisions.

How do I get a hooker and once I got her what's the protocol? Need some pro tips from veterans.

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So, its a long story but we want to be sure:

Some hours ago we were just chilling and things heated up, we have a little sesion of oral sex, not vaginal, I eated her and she ate me, nothing out of the ordinary, the thing is we are somewhat insecure because I came all over the place...two times, she is scared that some of my semen fell on her panties, my hands or whatever, if I recall correctly I didn't get any semen on my hands or any of her underwear, we both showered after that and I cleaned myself very thoroughly just in case,

we are both very inexperienced in this, we are both virgins and this was our first sexual experience, me 20 her 17.

What do you guys think? should we just buy the pill to be safe or what?

tl;dr w have some worries about our first sexual encounter and we need some advice

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I posted about this yesterday, but feel I did a bad job of setting up the initial post, and thus limited my responses. Going to try to do better this time.

A blowjob is part of my morning routine. My bf wakes up and jumps in the shower, I make breakfast for when he gets out, and I blow him before he heads out. Because of when he needs to leave, I only am able to finish on time maybe 1 in 5 times. The rest he either leaves unfulfilled, ends up late, or both.

When time starts running out, is there anything I can do to rush him over the finish line? What can I do to speed things up?

Thanks in advance.

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tl;dr 25 years old, married 3+ years, baby on way and made redundant at career-type job. Going for worker retraining at local community college. Any advice?

Hi /adv/, like the tl;dr says I'm at a crossroads for my life.

My wife and I have been married for 3 years and together for 6. We recently found out we're expecting our first. At 25 this seems like a good time, however I recently lost my management position and all the benefits that went with it. Instead of taking unemployment I took a part time job at night. Knowing that this isn't a career I went to the local community college and found out that I'm eligible for paid worker retraining. They have a Cybersecurity 2 year course I would be able to take for basically free. Knowing that is a good field now and in the near future I plan on taking that course.

What should I expect from a Cybersecurity course? What about being a new father working part time and going to college full time? I am nervous but it's exciting to be growing.

Pic unrelated, I'm in WA though.

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I have schizophrenia. My parents take my SSI and use it for rent. I hardly have any fun. What can I do to move out as soon as possible so that I can attend school and possibly work too independently? I've told the psych clinic where I get medication from about what happens my parents deny me money and then I have shouting fights with them. It feels like I'm being abused. They threaten with police and incarceration when I demand my money. Then they lie to the doctor and say I'd spend it wrongly and thereby ruin my life unintendedly. What should I do? I'm frustrated.

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/adv/ please help me, how do I forget about her.

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What degrees are the best to get and can guarantee a job?
What degrees are literally fucking worthless? I mean, barely getting a job and a decent income worthless. Like art degree worthless.

Like, whats the basic consensus

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Why is it that I can shrug off words but someone simply deliberately avoiding eyecontact while talking to me pisses me off?

How do I get over this?

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Minimum that the IFC demands is 2.5 but does your gpa factor into the frat guys decision to let you in or not or is it just 2.5 or higher and your good

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Two nights ago I had to evacuate my apartment because of a fire. That all turned out okay, but I didn't sleep that night and now my sleep schedule is all wonky. On top of that, I haven't eaten since dinner on Tuesday. I'm not even feeling hungry. Should I just see how long I can go without food? Will I gain powers if I do that?

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hey /adv/
some friends and I were chilling out and one of them brought a vape pen that we all used basically all night. it's gay as hell but I had never smoked or vaped before so hey why not. I'm pretty scared that I'll get cancer, so can anyone shed some light to help lessen my burden? thanks.

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Myself and my boyfriend are learning Chinese as we wish to move to China sometime next year. We have had a few trial tutors as we want to pick the most suitable one, but my boyfriend is having some troubles and he's saying he wants to take it slower, as I on the other want to do 5 lessons per week (like going to school.)

I feel like my boyfriend is holding me back and he said he's going to give up if I practice in my spare time, or read things without him, and I really don't want him to, the few tutors we've had so far have praised me a lot and even said things like "maybe you can learn off name here." We will be going at our own pace regardless, I don't know how to approach him with this as I want so badly to push myself and be fluent in Chinese conversation within a year.

I love my boyfriend, a lot, so do I just go at his pace or do I explain to him that i would like to do more and hope he can understand? Although he said he'd give up if I got too far ahead. I'm also scared if I go too slow and don't study enough I'll forget things.

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I need your help because I am balding and I act fucking weird about that.

All started last summer when I cut my hair short (down to 5mm). Somehow it looked weird, but I didn't care at first. The next day I felt like the whole college made fun of me, because somehow I had an ugly head shape. That fucking hurt me and I begann to take photos of me and compare them with photos from the internet and not only did I found out that my skull is indeed ugly shaped, but also that I am balding :(
>but anon you have many options about that
No. The drugs to stop hairloss fuck up your hormones, hairtransplantation is expensive and you will still need to take the fuckings drugs, a toupee might be an option, but if people find that out they will laugh again (and it is expensive). So the only realistic option left is to embrace the bald look and is driving me crazy.

>looking up bald/shaved people on the internet and can only imagine that I will look like pic related
>try to move and fix my hair so that I can see how my headshape looks like. I often do that for several hours because I try to convince myself that it is not that ugly
>I want to shave my head only to see what I would look like in some years, but I never did. Instead I cut it again to 5mm this easter.
That is some shit that I'm doing. I think I need psychological help about that, but I am afraid to go there. Also I am thinking about shaving now for summer, but then again I am afraid that my head is indeed ugly.
The only good thing is that I still have enough hair on my head, but I don't know for how long. Maybe 5 to 10 years before I go completly bald when I look at my relatives.

So what now?

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TLDR: snorted a load of cocaine and don't know how to feel about it

so basically i woke up yesterday hungover as fuck with two friends at my place, and the two youngest of us soon realized we've snorted cocaine that the third one gave to us which we can't remember too well. we had a heavy night out, but after going to my place he later on pulled out a small bag of cocaine and introduced us to it. normally i'm really anti-drug and have sweared all my life that i would never try any drug at all. i was just so fucking drunk i stopped caring and did it, before the third guy did it as well. the guy with the cocaine is also a close friend of mine, but hes a couple years older. i really cant believe what i've done, seeing as this goes against all my morals. i kinda feel really dirty, shameful and lowlife, like i have no control of my life and dont even know what ive become any more. after the first guy went me and the third guy threw away a pack of cocaine worth 150$ into a forest far away from me, just because we didnt know what to do with it but we would never snort it again. how do i process this shit and what am i to think/do?