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Make a thread saying you are 12 years old, get b&

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>>17335851

>>17337156
Not okay but is in the somewhere you can has to be burnt without having to go through that's the trouble

ah to be 13 again

>>17337161
fuck those times, I didn't want to be ruled by my emotions and impulses.
>>17335843
Try limiting yourself to twice a day, or find a horny girl so is no limit.

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>>17335843
Does he know he's a comedic genius?

>>>/adv/

Nothing to be ashamed of, if you have the same viewpoints it won't be a huge deal.

Tell her you frequent a Taiwanese Basket Weaving forum. It'll all make sense.

>>17335796
Sounds pretty selfish to not tell your loved ones and let them worry. If it's totally out of character, I'd consider breaking up with him too.

I think you have mental problems honestly. Worrying so much about your boyfriend leaving town for a few hours is just insane. You don't help his depression. You are childish, emotionally abusive and inmature.

>>17335796
>>17335815
eh I've been there. you get depressed and just need to do something.
one time i got in my car and just drove till i got tired of driving and then came home.

i don't think hes cheating, mostly he just sounds overwhelmed with life.

Maybe, just maybe, he likes the music.

I know this may seem strange but people sometimes listen to music for reasons beyond empathizing with the lyrics.

>>17335795
>starting something over a song your bf played on you tube
>vagina confirmed

>>17335795
you still in contact with the other guy? did you actually prefer the other guy?

>>17335769
i work in finance. mostly i sleep on the floor in my office.
hope that helps.

>>17335778
I probably want to talk to either your wife or your interior decorator. Ask them where they buy sheets and whether percale or sateen is the way to go.

>>17335769
It's all preference... What's comfortable for you?

Though a good comforter is pretty universal if you're a normal person unless you only want a sheet for a blanket. I spent $300 on a goose down comforter a few years ago. It was on sale from $500. I just use cheap cotton sheets that I personally find comfortable but the comforter is maximum comfy. Plus I have a memory foam bed so it's extra comfy.

I'm not rich either.

>>17335758
It can depend. A lot of PET scans are done at imaging centers and whether or not that is at a hospital depends on the size and scope of the facility.

i should ask my primary care doctor.

>>17335799
scope?

>>17335755
It might, it might not. Maybe she was randomly thinking about her best buddy from high school. Or maybe she wants to reignite an old flame. Only way is to ask to meet up and see how it goes.

What post? If you are awkward you probably just were on the friend zone

>>17335770
She's awkward too

Malfoy Chickenbasketson

Max Power

>>17335753
Mad Max

>>17335752
You wouldn't be a KHV if you were confidence.

>>17335752
Have you tried talking to girls?

>>17335774
Yeah. They treat me with disgust

>>17335767

I can only do so much. Fake confidence only goes so far

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>>17335717
>I can never pop one for a woman
That's because women are ugly beasts. Obviously the problem is you have not properly experienced the miracle of little girls.

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/pol/ is the new /b/: The thread

>>17335717
LOL. South Africa.

Simple mate. I'll give you a to do list.

((First part goes without saying. Do not imagine cocks, men, anime, or anything remotely degenerate.
If you do, pause from masturbating and then go back to women only.))

1) Stop masturbating daily.
No more more than once per 3 days.

2) Stop using porn, ENTIRELY.
Not even for strait porn.

3) Get some olive oil or non-chemical lube for masturbating.

4) Might help: Find a picture of a really hot, sweet looking girl on all fours, looking backwards at you with pussy facing you.
Memorize this or print it out.
Tryout the website: KINDGIRLS.COM


5) after waiting 3-4 days without jackin it.
Get into bed with a small cup of olive oil lube, and your picture of the girl.

6) When you masturbate. DO NOT go for speed.
The goal is to be steady and methodical - slowing when you you near 30 seconds from blowing.

After so many days, you should be able to get a boner just from grabbing you dick.

7) Do not necessarily image mounting her in the image. This is too fantasy based.
Instead, imagine the girl crawling across the bed to suck your dick.
Or to sit on your dick.
Imagine this happening in your room. REALISM IN FANTASY.

8) Perhaps this might help? Be more mobile / active with your hips.
You want to associate the muscle memory of using your abdominals with this new 'strait' mentality.

9) DO NOT tighten your prostate.
**Tightening the prostate is subconsciously tied to your current preferences.**
((Sometimes people with contract their ass and prostate muscles,
stimulating / FORCING themselves to cum early. Don't do this. ))

10) Masturbation should take 15-20 minutes, and produce a large load.


Repeat this for several months,
-masturbating outside your chair and in bed.
-not using prostate muscles
-not masturbating feverishly or in spurts.
-Moving your hips to simulate actual sex.
-trying to last a long time, and being stead and methodical

>>17335710
You can practice for your future job by offering your butthole to rich Jews and living in a cardboard box

>>17335716
>Be me
>Be Jewish
>Have no cardboard box
Am I doing something wrong here?

>>17335710
Don't do it. I know a lot of film majors about to graduate who have no idea wtf they're going to do. If you like film, it's something you can do without going to film school. All the resources to learn are out there online. Get people who are interested in making movies with you, make movies, get better, collab with others, meet new people in the film industry and so on. If you want to make it, you MUST be social. I make stupid videos/shorts with my friends because it's fun, some of them turn out good. Enter film festivals/contests. Obviously you wont be nominated in cannes film festival or something at first, but you can start small and work up. Some have cash prizes.

Have you tried not masturbating for several days?

>>17335732
I didn't masturbate 2 days in advance in hopes that it'd fix the problem the second time we tried

>>17335689
Holy fuck same here I j off easy but in sex I lose my boner. I fucked a girl for 5 minutes and lost my boner and she left and never talked to me again. As soon as we started making out I got hard as fuck really fast then worrying about parents walking in and shit ruined it. Same thing happened with my last girlfriend I kept having to get hard again.

I've always kinda lost boners switching positions and putting condoms on and now I'm literally going soft inside. With the girl I was about to blow my load and I stopped for a second and went less deep and then I lost sensation kinda and it just went soft

>>17335671
depends on attitude and how you present yourself.
you are going to be more susceptible to stereotyping.
mostly people are going to drive opinions about your class from your speech, attitudes and dress..

>>17335671
>electrician

Oh boy
Once you get actual work prepare for hours of rage because some retard fucked up before you, making your work much harder than it needs to be

>>17335741
don't forget white is ground red goes up your bum

>>17335659

if you were smart you would have overseen each others contracts and could threaten to kick the guy out for not paying his half.

you could still try to kick him out but shit can happen. you can insist your friend 'take care of it' and pay if he doesnt, cuz its his subletter being a dickballs, but there are no guarantees in subletting.

>>17335679
My friend says he'll pay if it comes down to it, but he's my bro. Is there any way to fuck the subleaser over here?

>>17335691

depends what your local laws and and of course what your contract says. your contract should specify utilities.