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9/10 times it won't work out. But, once in awhile.

I've gotten several girls out of my league. In bed, I mean, not dating of course.

Sure. You don't have the best shot but it can happen. Although your biggest challenge will be to not show insecurity/feelings of inferiority to her. It's a tough deal but visible self consciousness etc are seen as unmasculine and entirely unsexy.

Basically if you want to go for it, really go for it, don't half ass an attempt to "get the shot in".

>>17338180
Do you think dating a 9/10 is impossible? I mean it's not my case since all i want ATM is fugging, but out of curiosity, could a 6/10 date a 9/10 successfully?

>>/fa/

Your hair looks so cute.

>>17338151
I tried, I just get ignored. ;_;

>>17338096
How does it stand about your hygiene? How often do you shower? Brush your teeth and tongue? What about your hair and clothes? Do you sweat heavily?

>>17338107

Well I've never got any complaints about it, but I doubt that stands for much.

> I brush my teeth every day, tongue maybe once every two weeks.
> Wash my street clothes once a week or biweekly, work clothes after 2-3 days of use.
> I carry perfume on me and deodorant and use them almost daily.
> Hair looks pretty shitty IMO but I've spent a lot of time/money trying to fix it but it seems pretty fucked.
> I sweat a bit above average I'd say, but I wouldn't call it heavy.

>>17338096
Ask the person you interact the most what people think is wrong with you.

>>17338065
Walmart parking lot is the friendliest, you shouldn't be bothered at all.

If the vehicle looks suspicious, or you do cops might talk to you and see what you're up to, but that's it.

If you find a walmart, they all have parking lot security over night, cameras all over, and it's the most popular grounds for semi's to sleep on the road for cheap.

>>17338085
>vehicle looks suspicious
My car has out-of-state license plates.

Have you slept in your car overnight before?

>>17338101
Yeah. Out of state makes it even better, they'll just think you're travelling.

I slept in Walmart parking lots a lot when I was doing a road trip. Denny's too, but I was a customer first, then went out to the car and went to bed. It was a truck stop type of Denny's though.

This ass on a kid pic again.

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>>17338058
cancer from x-ray
cancer from inhaling toxic fumes
cancer from people who post threads like you

>>17338070
Good, hope you die answering another "i don't hab a gf my dick is 2 small :(" thread

Getting employed usually solves this by having someone else force you to work even when you don't feel like it.

>>17338028

literally me? im with you all the way on worrying im going to regret my choice of study. i came into college with entirely STEM subjects since it was what i was good at but i fucked up my grades and have since found a lot more joy in the arts

>>17338048
I'm glad to hear that I'm not alone. Since my drawing skills didn't develop much past kindergarten, the artiest thing I did / do is making movies and 3d modelling and then printing "inventions".

The best one thus far is basically a little magnetic bracelet that lets you carry a pepper spray under your sleeve.

>>17338027
Be honest and your your weaknesses into something valuable for the employer. Explain to them what they gain on hiring you instead of the other way around. Don't overdo what I just said. Be honest.

>>17338073
...and turn your weaknesses...

>>17338079
Right. I guess I don't know what to say rather than basic resume adjectives and verbs (Im skilled in assisting customers, multi tasking, communicating ect) I just find it really hard to be genuine and always just sound like a robot

>>17338017
Just laugh it off. Don't let him know you're embarassed. Just text him

>Shit bro I got so fucked up last night and drunk dialed half the people in my phone. Sorry about that, I probably said some really stupid shit.

>>17338021

that's the current plan. not gonna text but i'll see him at a party next week probably so i'll act like nothing happened and if he does bring it up i'll say i was trying to call my mom or something lmao

i think what im most anxious about are the hypothetical situations in which

1) he thinks i was professing my love for him

2) this story is making the rounds in his friendship group and im just going to get roasted to death at this next party

>>17338000
Overthinking it m80

>>17338008
this

>>17338000
Isn't tinder functionally for sex?
She thought you were attractive enough to have sex with.
Wasn't that the point?

What did she say?

>>17338012

I am removing who is what color to prevent race wars.

>I like u alot!!! But I'll never date another (blank) man except u. I really have lost respect for them. No offense
>That's all I used to date. I still love u with all my heart
>I wish (blank) people had more sympathy. Im bored alot and I read the comments in different memes and they just don't have a heart at all. It always has to be a but
>sorry
>I'm just angry right now
>Sorry I just had a outburst
>Please I'm sorry babe. I'm just mad. When u date s (blank) girl we get mad at this type of stuff. I'm sorry I just needed to vent
>I'm sorry I really love u I was just mad. Too much has happened. Its just too much hate. I exploded Sorry
>Forgive me love. I was just mad and it's the truth. We have to discuss these things. I love u I know your not like that.

>>17338034

am i overreacting? is she a racist cunt?

>>17337962

why not both? women can both be sincere and like a guy for his money. i mean no one thinks 'WELL I LOVE THESE TWO MEN EQUALLY BUT IM CHOOSING THE POOR ONE CUZ I DONT CARE ABOUT MONEY'.

if a guy makes great money thats great. if she has a great personality, thats great.

im a dude, but i used to date older women because they like to take care of younger dudes. its not JUST about money. one of my girlfriends was a published author. we had long deep discussions about writing and philosophy and arcs and metaphor and were amazingly sexually compattible in our very vanilla way, were very comfortable with seeing each other only 3 times every two weeks. i wouldnt call what we had love, but we really did enjyo each other.

the fact that she could pay for my dinner or movie tickets simply helped.


i dated another older women, like 11 years my senior. i was 20, she was 31. beautiful classical beauty of an older woman with an oddly rugged job who brought in good cash. she wasnt rich by any means but she had enough money that i could cook her steaks anytime i felt like it and we could go to the movies or camping or this or that or the third thing. greatest woman i ever dated. i aimed higher cuz older women have cash., but that doesnt mean i didnt love her. honestly i think she was the woman i loved the most.


in your case you are in a dating field where men can call the shots. women at normie bars know that if a guy is hitting on her they mostly want to get laid. a rich guy can get laid easily. so when approached by 'upper class' woman you are being approached by women who legitimately want you to get to know them. because when you have good money and are reasonably attractive, the only thing a woman can offer is real partnership.

>>17337962
Competition.
There are lots of poor men in cheap places...
Attractive women end up in fancy expensive places, looking for rich men.
But there are only a few men in these places.
When there are more women then men, women have to compete for attention, so they are more willing to approach.

Go to some normal club on "ladies night" and you'll find 150 cheap men and 50 average women.
The women are spoiled for choice.

Go to a place with 150 attractive women (there for the rich guys) and 50 wealthy guys and and everything is different.

>>17337962
Upper class women are educated and have been taught from an early age how to get what they want and how to be assertive. These women are lawyers, doctors, community leaders. Professionals. They were given a strong foundation to fill those roles from their successful parents, reinforced by education.

The same goes for men. Men who were given a strong foundation and many opportunities are far more likely to be confident and go after what they want.

Don't try to hook a powerful/upper class mate if you do not possess similar traits. You don't necessarily have to have their money/class, but you do have to have their attributes that have made them successful. Otherwise you're going to get dominated and overpowered emotionally and in terms of esteem/success.

>>17337953

depends on your age. if you are under 18, yeah you have to answer.

if you are over 18 its considered bad to not answer the police because if your parents have, for instance, filed a missing persons report, you are wasting police resources by not answering the call.

if you dont want to talk to your parents, fine, but when the police call answer and say 'i have moved out or whatever and dont intend to return bye'

>>17337953
You are not legally obligated to speak to the police.

If you were a suspect in an investigation, they would come get you and bring you in for questioning. If they're just making phone calls then they're fishing trying to get you to come in and slip on something.

If they could legally compel you, they would have by now.

Straight hang the phone up.

Send 'em to the voicemail.

Treat 'em like a clothes hanger, straight hang 'em up.

Seriously though, if they're talking to you on the phone it's a scare tactic and they got nothing and they expect you to squeal right then and there.

I'm a big time illegal dumper, and I get these calls all the time. "Uhh, well, it appears that your trash was found in this ditch."

"I don't know how my trash got into that ditch, officer. Thank you."

Years, and all they have is trash in ditches and my name on a few receipts.

>>17337929
Appropriate response is: "Do I have to draw you a picture?" and ask when you can meet. Don't talk, do.

>>17337929
Tell her you want to fuck her, fuck her and then cuddle, cook or something that almost explicitly says "I care about you and I want you to be my girlfriend" and she will understand.

>>17337929
>;)
Sounds like she fully knows what you want and is just being sly. I think she's leaning toward fucking though. But try to go about this in a way that suggests you want both.

Did you ask /x/ already? too bad that board is kind of dead.

>>17337927
I didn't know where to raise the subject, X says creepy paranormal and people talk metaphysics there as well.
Maybe I should post it there too

>>17337924

I think the big issue here is you go in assuming you can channel. assuming these beings exist, especially aliens, why would they be reached through some spiritual means?

no religious texts speak of specific ceremonies. most are either visited by angels by the angels own motivations, or they simply meditate and talk to god in their head. thats really all there is to it.

as for aliens, theres not any record of them being channelled out side of what is mostly just role players on the internet.

>>17337878

girls have no reason to provide you with a greencard marriage unless there is something you can offer them. generally speaking this is financial. you are basically paying them to be your wife so you can move to the states.

unless you find a really fat ugly and possibly older woman on a regular dating site, you wont have much luck and you still cant know just how long its going to take.

try to move here in other legal avenues, like applying to study or work here.

>>17337889

all that being said, dont expect to make any money off music. if you cant do it in russia theres no way you'd survive it here.

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no such site exists, your best bet would be to come here as a student and make it your mission to find someone to marry during your 4 years

good luck