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>>17333854
*un-clichéd

>>17333854
*studying abroad

>>17333854
When I studied in Florence, I made a "Recipe for Life" video series. I compiled clips and pictures of places I went every week, including my favorite meal for that day. I would talk about something culturally that I learned, also.

This would also apply to France, considering they're also nuts about cooking.

>>17333850
Are you taking care of the kid and shit?

>>17333853
I pitch in

>>17333857
Depending on how serious it's getting try to take a more involved approach as she's realising that the kid won't have a father.

Cool story.

>>17333840
When she tries to get up, grab her and hold her against your face. Make her cum on your face. I'm sure, deep down she's into that sorta thing

>>17333840
Sorry to break it to you man but she only cares about her pillow. When that shit's in your face fuck the pillow off and make an excuse about it being uncomfortable or whatever and let the gushing commence

When I was on Tinder I would systematically go through all girls who I haven't spoken to in a month or two. My girlfriend is one of those girls who I re-messaged twice lol. I even told her about my Tinder tendencies.

I loved the old Tinder where you could create groups of people. I would have "whores who don't respond", "maybe dtf" and a "fucked" group

>>17333822
Sounds like a cool feature. I've had some girls whom i have messaged months after we matched, and they all just stop responding randomly. The ones i've managed to fuck i messaged right after we matched.

I just think it's weird, like of there's some psychology behind it.

>>17333847

I think it has to do with the way women use the app compared to men. In general, women want a relationship while men want sex. There are exceptions but in general this is the case. It's very possible that the women you matched with months ago have found a boyfriend. You also have to remember that for every girl you match with, she matches with 10 other guys.

Tinder is a numbers game so I've found it best to approach it systematically.

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>>17333780
>Would anyone have some insight to share with me?
THE GOYIM KNOW.

SHUT IT DOWN.

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>>17333786
I honestly completely forgot about the goyim shit on 4chan, and I've been coming here since 2006. I have no clue why I thought I'd get any legitimate answers, holy shit I'm dumb sometimes hahahaha

I can't even blame you for shitposting in this instance.

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>>17333797
Fuck, stop being reasonable, you're making me feel bad for trying to shit up your thread now.

I can't even offer any help, as I know literally nothing about religion.

>>17333767

CONT:
I've been trying to explain the situation to her that night, from 11PM to 4AM, I was trying to tell what I think happened and later was confirmed by my roommate's sibling to be true. She slept on the guest bed and I slept in my own, sobbing and coming back every 20 minutes to see how she was doing and to try again explaining my thoughts.

I got my roommate and his brother to come forward about their incompetence (they didn't even notice me about the sex stuff while I told them clearly I'd have a girl over at our appartment), even wrote her a letter.
All to no avail...

I'm at wit's end and I'd like a last advice on what to do before I decide enough is enough and continue moving on. This girl really meant a lot to me and I've only met 1-2 other people aking as close to compatible my personality and future goals as her.

>>17333767
Bump please

you barely know each other, only met twice and in the second she already start pissing you with bullshit from your sex life, not like you cheated on her.

now, she may be right (and she's half right) but you better start thinking this and tell to her to let her know what she's doing, eventually will forget this.
if she starts this way...

>>17333679
no girls like when you absolutely shower them with attention, she just doesn't wanna seem easy at this point

so subtly pull back a bit, start being "busy" and not relentlessly blowing up her phone etc and watch her panic

>>17333733
This. Back off and give her some room to breathe. Show her you have a life outside of her.

>>17333679
Offer to meet up on the weekend and say you'll contact her near the time to make sure you're still meeting up. Just don't smother her and let her have time to think about

>>17333637
Sounds like you've been checking her out.

>Can't stop looking at her tits and nipples when she goes around braless
>Leave the door to the bathroom unlocked in hope she'll walk in and see me in the nude.
>She wearing these revealing clothes to tease me.
>She sat in front of me of me and if i twisted my head the right way I could tell she wasn't wearing panties.
>She accidentally kissed me on the mouth and I can't stop thinking about it.

Tell her your strictly dickly unless you want to become/are a scissor sister.

If you bf doesn't want to hear about it or doesn't believe you I suggest you move on

>>17333652
You know some yoga pants are basically transparent on a sunny day right?

Calendar planning is a very risky method not sponsored by /adv/ Planned Parenthood ™

>>17333610
I know it is a risky method. But is it still risky on the last day of menstruation?

>>17333610
The trojan people say it has the same percentile rate as using condoms.

That's what the book in the box said anyway

Yes.

>>17333584
Can I ask what it is?

Someone told me no, it isn't real. You just enjoy what you're good at. Or if you're shit at it, if you work at it and see improvement, you'll enjoy it too. Do it more and you'll enjoy it enough to call it a passion. Success is the biggest motivator, and lack of success is the biggest discouragement.

is this a joke. cause I've seen actually semi retarded people working at mcdonald's

>>17333559

Order qualifiers for McDonald's job consideration:

Show up.
Have a pulse.
Don't be drunk or high.


Order winners for McDonald's job consideration:

Be trainable.
Be available to work shifts at times they need a person to work.


That's it.

Show up. Be alive. Don't be drunk or high. Say, "I am trainable. I am available for work on the following days, at the following times:"

If, after that, you don't get the job, it's because they don't need people for those shifts.

When I was hired at a McD's they said, 'Sit down, fill this out, congrats you're hired'

Hell, I signed a paper saying that it doesn't matter if I do drugs just don't do it there

She knows John will see it and she wants his d in her v. Don't worry about it, unless you're ugly af she probably just doesn't want to fuck friends

>>17333533
go to one of her phones, find one of her mom/dad .. say "cute, I meant your mom Betsy not you"

kek

>>17333533
2 reasons. One or the other. Maybe both.

Reason one.

She's a dumb bitch who has no concept of the impact of her words. She isn't intentionally being a bitch.

Reason two.

Judging by how you reacted you have feelings for her. I don't know, you may not. Either way, it rubbed you the wrong way. This may have been intentional to remind you where you sit on the friendzone bus

Well, just because he is jerking it doesn't mean he's raping kids.

But it's still a bit unnerving to say the least.

If I was told that by my husband of 7 years I don't know how I'd feel. If it was my bf of 2 or 3 it would be a deal breaker.

Good luck

>>17333532
Masterbating is a sexual act so yes your BF is a pedo and needs help asap before he moves on to the real thing

>>17333532
Pic related.

>>17333549
This ..

I don't know what advice to give here. These "fantasies" can be progressive and lead to acts. I'd suggest telling an authority figure in your life.

>>17333466
Get knifed you stupid normalfag

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>>17333466
This.

>>17333466

Maybe not "high quality" but I've always preferred my Cross pen. Got a silver Cross set from my parents when I graduated from high school 40+ years ago and still use them daily.

If you don't mind the cringe, lurk in /r/NoFap, but the stories are usually out of proportion most of the time, the tips on how to survive are good tho
It didn't change my life or anything, I just feel more energy, it's much easier to get out of the bed in the morning and the memory is much better, focus as well
I think the reason why this works for me is that after fap I feel good like I just fullfilled my purpose and now I can just chill, I don't feel like doing anything and generally, everything is just meh
The biggest mistake I encountered in some people is making fapping too big of a problem, if you can't stop why beat yourself down, just fap, jesus

I have nofapped for 6 weeks due to surgery, and i had the complete opposite experience from everyone else.

I couldn't think of anything other than sex, and my mind became more and more kinky.

I did a lot of the suggested tips and tricks like cold shower etc. but at the end of the day i still just wanted to nut and stop thinking of sex for a minute.

The point of the story is that i don't think there's anything to gain from nofap except if you're literally damaged in the head from fapping 5 times and watching hours of porn each day.

It's not magically going to change your life, but it might give you some foundation to build an improved confidence when it comes to dealing with women. Basically, if you combine nofap with the attitude that no woman, no matter the rate, has the power over you to make you want to fap to the thought of her, and instead of seeing her as a sexual object, you can just talk to her like any other person, since talking isn't going to lead anywhere - you'll have less pressure in yourself and it's something that can ease you into a more confident perspective in the whole dating/pickup game, as it'll free up time in the interaction schedule for gaining experience, without the risk of being rejected.

Also, what the other poster said, you'll have more energy. There's such a thing as orgasm hangover.