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Hi, I need some help here : I have an aunt that I like a little too much... and I know she likes me very much too... there's already been some "moments" between us, some touching, a stolen kiss.
And I have the feeling she's even more fond of me now (she nearly died recently so that may explain this a little).
I'm very attracted to her...
She's single but I'm not, and her son would kill me if we did something and it was discovered.
The weirdest part is this : I wouldn't consider it cheating. I don't know why, maybe because I've known her all my life and our attraction is natural and mutual.
And with her recent doings towards me, I'm sure she would keep it a secret.
What do you think?
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>>17531931
>The weirdest part is this : I wouldn't consider it cheating. I don't know why, maybe because I've known her all my life and our attraction is natural and mutual.
And with her recent doings towards me, I'm sure she would keep it a secret.
Troll thread? Right? If not, use the dictionary or something.
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>>17531941
No troll, it's real. It's been so all my life and I wonder if there's many more like me..
Sorry if my english is not perfect, that's not my main language.
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>>17531931
Is she hot?
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Don't eat Panda Express twice in one day
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>be me
>in my Spanish 114 class with a couple 8/10's sitting around me
>earlier had panda for lunch and dinner, hoping nothing bad happens
>we are talking and saying names around the class
>teacher points at me
>I feel a rumbling in my belly
>ohshit.jpg
>my stomach gurgles and the pain subsides, for now
>continue on with the class
>a couple minutes later, teacher calls on me again
>stomach gurgles again, louder than before
>ohfuckme.png
>the struggle to keep my rectum closed is a losing battle I am facing
>everything is good, until we have to talk to partners
>I start talking to a grill next to me and I start to feel a rumbling
>next thing I know, I'm sprinting out of the classroom
>I run straight to the bathroom
>rip my pants down and let the shit flow out of my anus harder than the force of the Niagara falls
>I wipe, pull my pants up, wash my hands, and head back to class
>class is actually finished and my prof asks if I'm okay
>I'm not okay, but I smile through the pain and leave without saying anything
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Mild kek
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>>17531906
Great advice OP
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Well Advice never was a one way street.
Thanks OP (even though the closest Panda is 2 hours away)
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Anyone here ever been through Topical Steroid Withdrawal/Red Skin Syndrome? I'm pretty sure I have it and could use some tips.
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Describe your situation further. Why were you using them, and for how long? Who prescribed them?
I had a run-in with mystery dermatitis a while back and have some experience i guess.
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>>17531907
An annoying rash on my hands. Got prescribed Ultravate, dermatologist told me to take it for a month and keep using it if it worked. Have been on it for at least a year, daily, only on my hands. The longest I've been off it is about a week, and I developed the red, burning skin I've seen described, then immediately applied more cream.
My eczema was work-related and I no longer work there anymore, and now the only problem with my skin is the thinning caused from the cream. I'm trying to figure out how to get off it without having to go through the hell that is RSS but I have no idea what I'm doing.
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>>17531915
Like most drugs, first thing to try is the standard method of tapering off.
Decide on a timeline for getting off completely, eg 4 weeks.
Then, calculate how fast you need to drop the dose to get off of it within that timeframe (simple linear function).
This is harder with creams since you have to measure the dose: get creative.
If you don't care about time or don't like math, just use a little bit less every day.
If you're using it "as-needed", ie randomly, set a maximum dose for each day, and lower that slowly.
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My parents are like Indians when it comes to dating any other than our own race. How do I convince them that its not a big problem anymore in our time and age?
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what race are your parents ?
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>>17531893
Stop being mommy's little boy?
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>>17531893
Guyanese, basically South american Indians.
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How do I don't stop believing, hold on to that feeling?
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>>17531850
STREET LIGHT
PEOPLE
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>>17531857
WHEN I WAS
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IF HE EVER HURTS YOU
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Why is she liking all my pics?
Hit it off big time with this girl 5 months ago, she was super into me. We cuddled, made out, and fucked on the second date. Then for whatever reason, she flaked on the 3rd date and i never heard from her again.
So i deleted her number and unfriended her on all social media we were friends on. Deleting her from everything was the only way to get over it, i had really started to catch feelings for this chick at the time. (Stupid, i know)
But a month ago she came out of the woodwork and started liking my pictures on instagram. I guess she still follows me on it.
One picture, whatever, maybe she accidentally liked it. But no, she has been liking everything i've posted for about a month, and usually within a minute or 2 after posting it, like she has her thing set to notify her when i post something? I don't know.
I haven't fallen for whatever bullshit it is, but i can't say it doesn't sting a bit every time i see her like something of mine.
I just don't get it. 5 months since she cut me completely out of her life, yet she has no qualms with acknowledging me on some stupid app.
She never liked anything of mine while we were talking and for months after she disappeared on me. This just started recently and she hasn't stopped.
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>>17531814
she sounds insane bro D;
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>>17531814
Just send her a message.
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>>17531854
Why? I texted her 3 times to no reply back in april, and called her once, she never answered or returned it. What good would messaging her over instagram do? I already tried to reach out to no avail.
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Can't reconcile my girlfriend's cheating. 2016-09-04 16:16:07 Post No.17531810
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Can't reconcile my girlfriend's cheating.
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>On and off with girlfriend for four years, first gf.
>Gf cheated on me multiple times early on in our relatioship.
>Admits she's cheated on all her boyfriends before me.
>She victimizes herself, guilts me, and we stay together in a very toxic relationship.
>She smokes all the time, stays out my house jobless for months.
>She cheats again, we break up.
>Constantly continue to hook up.
>After a long break, against better judgement, we get back together.
>She quits smoking weed, lands job, and is generally much more thoughtful and sweet to me.
>I grow distant because I can't forget how emotionally abusive she was and that she cheated.
I don't know where to go from here, lads. Part of me thinks I should break things off, as do ALL of my friends and family, but another part wants to see if time and effort will mend the relationship.
Am I being a fucking idiot?
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Yes.
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>>17531810
Since she's cheated on you before and you've forgiven her, what is stopping her from doing it again? Because of the history you two share she knows she can treat you how she wants. I wouldn't stay just because she's a little sweeter now...she clearly has no respect for you or anyone else.
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Well she got pussy, but YOU are the one.
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I have no purpose, no friends, and no goals in life. As a result, I spend every day doing nothing and being worthless. It's been going on for so long, I feel empty inside. I know we should find our own meaning, but I just can't. I've tried, but nothing has ever worked. Should I just give up?
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what are your hobbies?
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>>17531728
PICK UP THE IRON
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>>17531758
I watch TV shows, eat, and drink beer.
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A 19 year old, single, virgin here who hates the idea of getting drunk and flirting with girls just to try and have sex with them. I would much prefer for sex to happen naturally without me pretending to be someone I'm not.
However, even if you're an attractive and confident guy, is it possible to have casual sex with girls without being assertive? I don't want the best years of my life to go buy without any hook ups but at the same time I don't want be a guy who just sees woman as a means to get laid. A bit contradictory I know.
I'm currently on a gap year, having done some travelling and am now awaiting university next year. So maybe those kinds of experiences are yet to come. But right now I'm wandering whether I let those months abroad go to waste because I didn't actively try and have sex with the girls around me, despite meeting a lot of incredible people and having a few drunken snogs along the way.
So what do you think? Can you only have casual sex if you're willing to forget your principles and put the effort in? Can it reasonably happen more naturally? Or am I thinking far too much about sex and should just shut up and get on with it?
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>>17531717
Sex isn't even worth it, the vaginal jew is mediocre and never will be better than your trusty onee-hand
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>is it possible to have casual sex with girls without being assertive?
Yes. But it doesn't happen often and definitely isn't something to count on, especially if you haven't lost your virginity.
Only occasions where I didn't initiate it are:
>Girl was in relationship (I was too), we were hanging out at my place, and she literally suggested that we hangout on my bed
>Girl and I hanging out in dorm's lounge on top floor, she sees one of the lights are flickering and suggests to turn off the lights
>Girl at frat and I start talking, then after a bit, she grabs my face and kisses me
>Girl at bar literally comes over, tells me I'm cute, and just start making out (she was pretty drunk at the time)
>Got a girl off Yik Yak who wanted to smoke and just broke up with her bf
You can go after women and still consider them people, but it's kind of hard who to mentally put in the friend zone and who to know you have a decent shot with. But figuring that out is all apart of the game.
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>>17531717
If you're ridiculously hot, yes it can happen naturally. If you're not, then yes, you do have to change your principles and scheme to win the Three-Holes.
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Is my ex's friend into me? 2016-09-04 15:39:40 Post No.17531694
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Is my ex's friend into me?
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>Break up with ex in December
>Her two roommates are her best friends, both of which I had much more in common with than my ex (the roommates are also a lesbian couple, but they're bi)
>Recently, ex isn't on my FB anymore, but her friends are
>One of them likes every photo I'm in
>We start chatting via text, she hits me up out of nowhere sometimes, occasionally really late at night
>Uses a lot of smiley faces with me
>Agreed to hangout with me next week (with a smiley face) even though we established before that we can't hangout b/c of my ex
>I also remember a time when my ex and I were just fuck buddies at the time, and her friend made a comment (in front of all four of us) about finding my condom wrapper in the garbage and congratulating me on the size
Is she just being really friendly? Or does she want more?
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Well it sounds like it could lead somewhere but I wouldn't get your hopes up.
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How did you break up with your ex ? Did you acted like a asshole ?
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Sounds promising. Explore it and find out.
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Do breaks work?
I feel if two people need a break then it's pretty much beginning of the end.
Gf is going through a lot of issues and is super stressed from family, uni, work and me. I haven't been the best, I got comfortable and stopped trying.
She suggested a breakup. I suggested we work on things. Now she's floating the idea of a break?
Good or bad idea?
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Breaks work in the sense that they give people time to realize what they want. With distance and no contact you test how you really feel about the other person. More often than not than means the end of a relationship though.
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Sometimes.
They only work though if you literally don't contact her though. She needs to realize she misses you. IF she doesn't miss you, then it is over.
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>>17531632
Bad idea. The point is, you've broken up. She isn't interested in persisting, she's suggesting a break because you can't deal with a breakup and she doesn't want to talk with you any more than neccesary. The break will never end. Just accept that you lost her and learn from it.
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If your ex is in a relationship, is it possible to win her back?
How do you even go about getting your ex-gf back? Any prior experiences /adv/?
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>>17531631
First of all who dumped who? That influences things.
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>>17531648
I guess I dumped her. It was closer to a mutual agreement though
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>date girl for 2 months
>says she just wants to be friends with benefits
>we fuck a few times
>she gets more distant
>still occasionally calls me to fuck
>last time she calls I can't meet up because I'm working
>text her to hook up 2 days later
>she just says "can't, I'm busy :("
>don't want to act clingy
>decide to not contact her for a bit
>it's been 7 days and she hasn't contacted me once
>she usually texts me every couple days
>want to text her and say "hey" and see what she says
>afraid to get rejected and that she found somebody else
Any advice here? Should I not contact her or give it one more shot?
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She's probably thinking the same shit as you.
Just send a text to see how she's doing.
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>>17531612
>afraid to get rejected and that she found somebody else
If you don't call her, it's very unlike you'll see each other again, right? What do you have to lose?
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>>17531612
in a similar situation myself. the girl never actually said "do you wanna be friends with benefits" but she basically only wants to hook up.
since when the fuck have women started doing this?
anyway, she is probably rarely contacting you because she doesent see the point in actually getting to know eachother if she just wants to fuck. she also could of met someone else. dont know if she is actually ghosting you or doesent see the point in contacting you. probably should message her anyway, if she doesent reply, you have your answer, and if she does, you know she still wants to hook up. i think its cruel as fuck the way women ghost, and its a lack of responsibility of their part but hey, what can ya do.
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Any tips on how to stay on a varied and healthy diet while being a poor student?
I've lost a lot of weight after a long periode of just sitting inside drawing and painting (work), and i need to gain it back. The problem i'm faced with is that i'm not sure how to do it on such a tight budget.
If you guys know of any really cheap food that is good for gaining weight and/or just have general tips on how to easily bulk up, it would help a ton.
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Your diet is almost guaranteed to be shit, so the only option you have is to just exercise more.
Also, stop drinking pop. Buy a large, easily cleanable water bottle and carry that around. It'll save you money too.
Find a hobby that's active. It doesn't have to be a sport if you don't like them. Could be hiking or climbing or yoga (meet attractive members of the opposite sex).
As for food. Eat a lot of subway, heavy on veggies, low on sauce. Make pasta with tomato sauce, rice and beans, buy chicken legs (way cheaper than breasts) and cut the meat off and make stir fry chicken.
Get those frozen skillet meals with pasta and meat and veg, they're only like $6 for 2 servings.
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>>17531602
Buy rice and beans in bulk. Buy cheaper cuts of chicken. Take a multivitamin.
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Wow, I didn't read the rest of your post. The cheapest way to bulk up is to eat more than you're required calories every day. Check one of those calorie requirement calculators that let you put in your current weight and ideal weight.
If you want to gain muscle, exercise, eat a lot of fat and protein and decent carbs. Of you don't care what type of weight you're gaining, just binge on McDonald's value menu stuff. Tip: you can make a shitty value burger healthier free of charge by requesting them to add leaf lettuce, tomato, red onions, and Colby jack cheese.
How do I meet friends and go to parties?
I have so many "friends" on fb, that are now in U I and they're posting pictures of them at parties and the only things I post are shared public posts of different pages.
I'm at community college, so I don't relate talk to other people in my class. How do I get out and find friends that like to go out and do stuff?
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>>17531514
I had no friends, but I have a GF.
This summer I met some friends of my GF and then I met other friends and others and others. Now I go out everyday.
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>>17531524
That's kind of part two of my *problem*
There is this girl I really like and we're friends on fb. We have a complicated history, but were never together. She goes to a big uni and always posts pictures of her out and with friends. I want to catch her attention again and think le posting stuff will help. Then if we can be together, I can meet new people.
Note: I am not trying to use her for connections. I genuinely like her as a person, it's just a bonus I can meet a lot of cool people when I'm with her.
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>>17531536
Can I be mean for a second? I will be either way.
You want to get out, to catch this chicks eye, to get friends to walk out. You are planning to use people and your logic is circular.
Poor life plans, buddy, really poor.