Please I need some advice. There is this girl I know from childhood. We moved away from each other during grade 5 and never really talked. About 2 years ago (i am 23 years old now) we reconnected over fb chat. Few of the best, most detailed conversations I had with anyone. Sometimes better than with my close friends. I kind of bloody fell in love with her this time. She recently moved a city away and I've wanted to ask her out. Problem is I'm physically r9k material. I'm confident though so no autism on my part.
So you think it's appropriate to ask her out over fb? Or at all? I don't want to lose her as a friend I can chat with.
Tl;dr
>Girl on fb, classmate from childhood
> amazing conversations
> fell in love like an idiot
>appropriate to ask out over fb? Or at all?
>be me ugly manlet
>scared
>>17532460
stop being afraid.
Just fucking ask her out
You will regret not asking more than asking and failing.
>>17532470
This thread has officially been solved. Do it OP. shiajustdoit.gif
>>17532470
>You will regret not asking more than asking and failing.
Not necessarily. I was in a similar situation, and I am really thankful I didn't do anything. Sometimes it's best to not say anything. Fuck you for assuming everyone is the same.
Drinking hurts, but I can't stop my head hurts but hurts worse when I dont drink and my nose is bleeding maybe from dehydration. What should I do?
>>17532458
If you are referring to alcohol . Stop drinking it and drink some sports drinks.
If you are referring to general fluids seek medical attention.
>>17532466
Alcohol yes...
How can I get water? Is faucet water from hose ok? My parents have me live in backyard and only give me 1 liter of water for day. So if I drink alcohol dehydration happens quick
Is this for real?
What the fuck anon. Get more water and stop drinking alcohol. Contrary to popular belief tap water is safe to drink in most areas. Rule of thumb is, if it doesn't taste weird you can drink it. It's certainly better than being dehydrated.
So my friend was caught with 3 hits of acid last night and got arrested. Other than this he has a paraphernalia charge from a few months back (he's really been fucking up lately). What are the odds he will go to jail? Everywhere I look online tells me something different, I'm looking for people who have any personal experience in this area.
This happened in Illinois btw
>>17532441
probably put on bail. Jail time if he is an idiot.
>>17532441
Where in illinois if you dont mind me asking?
>>17532488
western chicago suburbs
my parents caught me growing weed in their house a couple weeks ago and told me to stop -nothing I can do about it, it's their house so I stopped and they didn't mention it again. Yesterday I was away and my mom used the opportunity to search everything in my room without asking, took my two bongs and vaporiser that I use to smoke totaling well over a hundred euro of my own money and the paraphernalia itself is 100% legal.
So what do I do? I'm looking into growing weed on public property so but that's a side issue, I'm not sure how to process my mom taking my stuff away. I know it's only 100-150 euro and I can replace it but it's my money and she didn't even ask. I'm not in a position to move out or anything like that, have less than a thousand euro saved, and I'm supposed to go to college in two weeks while living at home.
>>17532425
Grow up, nerd
Have some respect for your parents and don;t grow weed on their property. Public places is a fucking terrible idea too. Just wait until you own your own place. I'm assuming you're still very young so there is no reason you need to be doing this. There is plenty of weed out there my man.
>>17532425
You're living in your parent's home. You will always be a child in their eyes. Children who have broken the rules have no rights or privileges. Move out and be an adult or stop doing stupid things.
Ok, so recently I met this girl online, and we get on super well, she's funny, crazy (in a good way) cool, but also nice. Thing is, i think she might see our friendship as possibly something more, as she seems to be subtly flirting in her messages (I'm terrible at reading signals though, hence why I;m here asking for advice)
Thing is, while she is hot af (we've skyped a few times, nothing graphic, just general chat) I'm not looking for a relationship or anything like that ATM (just got out of a messy one) but I would like to meet up with her, and spend the day doing crazy shit and having a laugh. Thing is, I'm scared that she may think i want something sexual, and then it could ruin the friendship. What to do?
>>17532423
If it leads to you guys fucking just go with it
>>17532423
All long distance relationships are a waste of time unless you can visit at least once a week. less than that and you are just gonna get hurt bad one day.
>>17532429
I don't wanna fuck up the friendship though... I know that sounds pathetic
>>17532435
Thats the other thing... a friendship could manage the distance, relationship... eh
Can you list some common types of girls in the media that you like, anons? And what you like in them?
Preferably cloudcuckoolanderlike
>>17532390
>types of girls in the media
you'll have to clarify that further
>>17532390
Any fictional? Films, books, tv series, visual novels, anime, etc
>>17532390
This is the best girl in the universe
So I have a serious problem when it comes to blondes, and I was wondering if anyone knows how to help me get better.
I have a harcore blonde fetish. It's getting seriously out of hand and really screwing with me. I think that blondes are the apex of women and I've only ever dated blonde girls. When I'm in the internet, if I see a picture of a blonde girl (even if it's not really a compromising picture), I'll usually end up masturbating. In public whenever I see a blonde girl I immediately get hard regardless of if she's even attractive or not. It's seriously out of hand.
So basically, have any of you had serious, borderline debilitating fetishes? If so, how did you get yourself over it? I want to be normal. There's a cute brunette girl who's talking to me and who I went on a date with yesterday, but over the night I had a dream that she was blonde instead. There's something seriously wrong with me, and I need some help, /adv/.
>>17532381
Its normal to have a type.
I like BBW and my life is terrible now.
For the record op, I also love blondes.
>>17532381
same problem with fetish for a specific body type (women with thick thigh and ass). To make it even more debilitating my gf is a 5'11 skinny blonde and even though I love her I'm pretty sure she would castrate me if she catch me flirting with another thick qt again.
How is baking as a profession? I could care less about money and material things.
>>17532377
Its shit.
Ignore the tv shows that hype it. Its a pet business for rich wives.
My mother is a professional baker at a retirement home. Its okay. She has to get up very early (4AM most days), but she's off work by 2PM and only works 4 or 5 days a week. She works mostly on her own, doesn't really supervise or get supervised, and rarely has to deal with the people who eat it. However, she is on her feet all day and she is damn good at her job, so don't expect an easy time or working conditions as nice as hers.
>>17532377
Known a few bakers over the years and their description of the work has been enough to keep me away. If you want to wake up at two in the morning, start lifting hundred pound bags of sugar and flour, and then work harder in a day than most people will in any one day of their lives, it is a good way
>hang out with this girl every day
>get the feels for her but keep it secret
>another friend of ours says something that makes her cry
>after some interchange she tells me through messaging that she had a crush on him
>tell her I want to tell her something but only in person so I'll do it tomorrow
Thinking of admitting my feels to her. The thing is I think she behaves differetly with me than with others, hugs me, touches me, looks in my eyes, etc
What to do /adv/?
just dont sperg out lol gl anon
>>17532359
Do it or you're in the friend zone for good.
>>17532366
How should I tell her tho?
Hey /adv/ so I'm 22 and living at home with my parents (haha make your jokes) and had a very weird experience yesterday. My parents were supposed to out until dinner so I decided to have an after lunch wank in my room. Well mom comes home early and walks in while I'm beating the shit out of my dick. The weird thing was I just stopped for a second turned and looked at her in horror then started stroking again. This lasted about two minutes until I shot ropes all over my chest, with her watching. Then she just did this little half smirk and a schoolgirl giggle, shut my door and walked away. I'm scared as fuck to leave my room. Any advice? Pic unrelated I can't stomach looking for a related picture right now.
She is laugh at you. not with you.
>>17532351
Are you a nip?
Bump
hypotetical situation
>go to party
>dancing drunk af minding your own bussines
>friend gf is there
>every time you look at her she's giving you bedroom eyes
>what do
>>17532328
Realize women crave attention and don't give a fuck about the consequences.
Not hypothetical because you just posted on /fit/
>>17532336
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How to get over feeling like a background character all the time?
I used to be a freak who loves long uninteresting monologues, so now i try to make people comfortable around me.
I became as normal and quiet as it was possible and i get ashamed, when people judge my quirks (very lame puns, awkwardness, vague memes this sort) now.
When i'm alone i still try to do what i like, but lately i don't see a point in it.
I can hold conversations as long as i don't talk about what i like or what i feel, especially what i feel.
This leads to feeling like a background character, and i usually accept it, but from time to time i notice something is missing.
Should i suck it up or try to build a socially acceptable, but eccentric persona?
When i get deppressed i try to be a robot who tries to serve my family and be efficient. Sometimes i think that in that state i am most productive.
Is it possible to do your job without emotions for a lifetime, what to do?
>>17532321
you should stop being a bitch.
Do whatever you want and be ready for consequences.
Literally the key to life.
>>17532321
>Anon realizes he is an NPC for the first time
You really crave for some attention.
Now that you have pictured yourself at a background character, you can't think of yourself othewise. So the best thing to do is to stop worrying about your social position in relation to others.
I gotta warn you /adv/, this is gonna be a little gross.
So I had a girlfriend until mid July and I noticed it was always difficult to get intimate with her (not necessarily have sex though) because I'd always have stomach pains and feel like I had to take a shit. Every time. I'd go home and then take a mono shit.
So I saw her today and just said hey to her and lo and behold I had the overwhelming urge to take a massive shit. So I did.
Why is my instant bodily response to seeing her to take a shit?
>>17532283
it's normal when you picked a shitty gf
I dunno but that's pretty funny
that's pavlov effect. You literally conditioned yourself to doing that
Is there a plugin for 4chan that allows me to download images with one click? and I mean just like one image, Im not talking about whole thread downloader
there used to be a download button but now its gone
bimp
I don't think so man, but if there is I want to know
>>17532237
Is right clicking so hard?
Hey, /adv/. It's me from the heart failure thread last night. I went to the ER this morning and they didn't find anything. My oxygen levels were normal, my pulse was normal as well. They didn't find anything wrong with me. But, I'm still having a shortness of breath and nausea. Not so much chest pains anymore, those have kind of gone away. I've had bad OCD these past 3 weeks and I'm also taking accutane. Could one of these be what I'm experiencing? Maybe...side effects? I'm still scared since I'm still gasping for air and feel nauseous.
>>17532232
I'm also scared that maybe they didn't find anything, but I still may have something really serious. They took x-rays and everything, but they didn't find anything wrong with me.
Try stopping your medication for a while, maybe you're having bad side effects to it.
If that does not help, then get a second opinion from another doctor, though I seriously doubt it could be heart failure. If your oxygen levels are good, then you're good in that situation. Maybe it's something else. If you go to the doctors and tell them of a specific pain, they will only check the local area of where your pain is, and not your whole body. Your pain could be do to something else.
>>17532267
Thanks for the reply. I'm not sure what it is but I'll try stop medications.