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I got a strippers number. How do I successfully get nudes?

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I got a strippers number. How do I successfully get nudes?
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>>18011315
Venmo her money
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>>18011315
My, you do have a very limited imagination, don't you? Instead of making getting nudes your goal in life, why not aim a little higher, like getting a real live gf?
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>>18011315
i hate to burst your bubble, anon, but strippers give their numbers out to everyone. they will call or text to tell you when theyre working so you can throw more shekels at them. they all have a work phone and a personal phone. guess which one you got.
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this reminds me of the story of my bf's attempt to go to a hooker

>bf is anxious teen
>friends get shitfaced and ask him to drive them to a brothel
>plan was to wait in the car for them
>gets really horny so he decides to give it a go too
>picks asian girl and goes to room with her
>she asks him to undress
>leaves briefs on
>she laughs and tells him to take off EVERYTHING
>bf embarassed af
>she starts touching him but he is way too nervous to get hard
>she tries for a while and then decides that it's not going to happen
>since he has to wait for his friends, they start talking a bit instead
>before he goes, she gives him her number because she thinks he's cute
>few days later he gets a text from her asking if she could stay with him since she has troubles with her pimp
>bf franatically tries to come up with a good explanation for his parents since he still lives at home
>she doesn't text back anymore, probably kill or deported

mfw he would have actually let a hooker live in his room
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>>18011597
>kill or deported
That got dark.
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>>18011598
to be fair, that was just my interpretation. maybe she also just sucked her pimps dick and all was good again
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