I want to die but I don't want my friends and family to

>>18011341
Yes, protip: drink some vodka and drive off of a bridge

Wtf are you trying to get a hitman for, why would your family ever suspect that you're important enough that someone would execute you

>>18011341

for the next two months become that guy who takes pictures of sunsets and sends them to friends or posts them on facebook. by week two you're going to the tops of hills. by week three, tops of buildings. at the end of the month you go out around sunset, you buy a mcdouble (or other sandwich of your choice) and climb to the top of the tallest building. pull out your phone, set it to camera, and take a few pics. burger in one hand, a few bites in, camera in the other.

you walk to the edge trying to get the best photo, then you accidentally fall.

boom, you're now that guy who died trying to share a moment of happiness and beauty with his friends and family, a tragic death, too young, but not a suicider.

but this plan requires you to eat a mcdouble for your last meal so OBVIOUSLY not gonna work.

>>18011341
Guy in the pic looks like such a faggot.

I would love to beat the fuck out of him.

>>18011375
>but this plan requires you to eat a mcdouble for your last meal so OBVIOUSLY not gonna work.
Just stick a mcchicken patty inbetween

>>18011375
Great idea.

>>18011375
Why only one? Mcdicks got that 2 for 2.50 deal. You might as well get 2 brah

>>18011375
I FUCKING LOVE YOU!!!