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Then divorce her

>>18027228
Divorce time

Well fug OP it seems you're into some deep trouble right here if only some way of terminating a marriage existe-
Oh shit OP look >>18027236 >>18027240

>>18027160
Call your mom, hit her with the truth and laugh about it

>>18027166
That doesn't sound too much like me trying to cover my ass? I don't want to bring it up and have her not even have seen it and think i'm being weird, but I also don't want to not bring it up at all and have the next 6 months be really weird between me and my parents because they think their son jacks off to grandpa porn.

>>18027172
Your other option is to have your mom think you're a literal faggot. She'll probably tell your dad, her friends, and maybe her siblings too.

Cover it now before it's too late

*yesterday not today

>being sappy

that only works on girls who look up to you as infallible

for everyone else it makes you look weak and not-in-control

Forget about her man, move on, talk to other girls, try your best to be happy alone. After that, maybe she'll come back maybe she won't. It doesn't matter, only you matter. Remember that

drop her, girls aren't friend material

get into a relationship

please use some discretion though, okay friend?

>>18027101
Yea I guess I should try to get into a relationship. easier said than done though

>>18027163
But, there is a solution to your problem.

>>18027016

make sure that your facebook information matches your ID, and have a clear picture of yourself on the account. if you dont have facebook, make one for this. everyone who tries to return a wallet checks facebook.

if oyu can retrace your steps, try and find where you left it of course.

as far as that goes, try to get a new ID. not much you can do about the social other than constantly check your credit report and see whats out there.

>>18027016
Go to the DMV, state "My license was stolen", bring standard proof of identity/residence (found in your DL handbook). They'll issue you a new one.

Report everything missing.

- your credit and debit cards
- phone DMV

Eh, I'm in Canada, a while ago, I was among the students affected when some student loan employee lost a flashdrive with our information on it - there is a service where credit companies etc can be alerted of people whose information has been stolen (like, make more checks when someone is trying to open up a card under your name.)

Okay, a lot of government agencies use things like date of birth and address to confirm identity over the phone, you might want to talk to your student loan office or school or whatever that you need alternate means of verifying identity (secret questions). Ditto for banking.

>>18026974

sometimes people feel like the only option is to lie, cuz if they dont have a reason /not/ to do something they seem like a huge asshole for not helping you.

>>18027002

Whats the best thing to do in that situation though?

>>18027140
I wouldn't bring it up. But I would keep in mind than he's an asshole. I wouldn't count on him in the future, that's all.
It's not like it's his responsibility to give you lifts around town

>>18026962
Serves you right, horsefucker.

okay what do you need advice with?

>>18026962

maybe stop focusing on what oyu have, and focus on what you can get.

>>18026957

nope. if she doesn't ask, whats it matter. there are bad kissers who have been with thousands of women.

im told im a good kisser all the time, but sometimes you dont even have chemistry with someone, and thats what they tend to chalk it up to.

hell ive even had so bad chemistry that i thought the kissing was bad and the woman still said i was a good kisser after.

if she doesn't ask about your experience dont tell her.

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Kissing is not that hard and the only advise I can give is.
1.Be spontanous, read the mood right and lean in to kiss her. NEVER EVER EVER EVER EVER EVER ASK HER PERMISSION TO KISS HER!
Don't just molest her face neither, you got to read the mood which is hard for nervous or socially retarded people but you get good at it, I should know because I was a dumb fuck.
But seriously never ask, I have been told girls will say no even if they want to kiss the guy because the dude asking sucked the romance out of the situation.

2. If you are tongue kissing her, never ever fucking use your tongue like a washing machine or stick to your tongue to the roof of her mouth to to her cheek.
Find a good rhythm and mix it up a bit but never washing machine.


If you are not using your tongue than I don't know how it works, I have only pecked and tongue kissed.

>>18027010
I'm guessing just rubbing tongues is a good bet? I don't think sticking to the roof of her mouth or to her cheek will be an issue; I can't stick my tongue more than a centimeter past my front teeth.

Side note: the idea of tongue kissing is gross to me

>>18026955
Get a new therapist to prevent yourself from doing something you'll regret. Preferably a guy.

>>18026977
why, because it would upset her? It would probably be the best orgasm of my life.

>>18026994
I have found that you are what you do. You can have the most fucked up thoughts but unless you act upon them then there's no one who could tell if you're a psychopath or an angel.

Do you really want to be the shallow prick who acts on his emotions like a slave?

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Bump.

>>18026888
>I seriously can't get rid of this feeling although I know it isn't gonna get easier.

It will not get easier.

>Any tips or advice /adv/?

If you have actual clinical depression, go talk to your GP then a psychothrapist.

I don't think you have clinical depression though. You sound lazy, and you found an easy way to spend your time, so it is now all that you do.

Ask yourself: Have you ever felt bored while browsing the net? Like you're now just going through the motions, trying to amuse yourself until you fall asleep? Do you even enjoy what you're doing?

I'm assuming not, because you're here. You need to be able to recognize this feeling within yourself and change your habits when it happens.

For general procrastination, create a schedule. Set timers for your activities (google "10 minute timer"). After you've done that, get up and do the thing you want to do.

>>18027004
Actually, I do feel bored on the net when I am not being productive. Even when I want to be productive, I just feel too lazy to embrace work so easily. I tend to use my phone as soon as I come home to avoid studying and being productive with my hobbies.

Thanks for the advice on having a schedule and a timer, that sounds pretty interesting to do.

This is a way better feel than falling in love with a girl, then having her break your heart

Trust me i know but feels well

>>18026918

I honestly wouldn't care about a broken heart at this point. I would at least know if I am capable of love. I just feel like I am forced to wait. Like if I wanted to go out and do something, what purpose would it serve?

Going to like the mall or something to troll around for women sounds stupid.

>>18026883

>Random is the enemy. Forever and always. There has to be something I am missing. Some fundamental part that other humans have. What the FUCK am I missing?

you're not doing anything with your life and you have no self esteem or self worth. no one wants to be around you. you're like a black hole of despair.

people will like you when you like yourself. you'll like yourself when you're taking care of yourself and going places in life. it's that simple. don't sit around and pray for a girl to fall out of the sky. do something with your damn life.

hang yourself with the shirt you fucking creep

>>18026885
No

well you could rummage through basenotes.net for hours and hours, come up with a list of fifty or so possible scents, and then go to a sephora or something and cross-reference irl. That has like maybe a 2% chance of working. Otherwise, you'll just have to resign yourself to fate.

however, have you considered the fact that if he's a male aged 18-30 there's a 99% chance you're just smelling regular old Old Spice

>>18026873
Don't send a dick pic unless asked.
Answering this from experience.

Most guys who want to send dick pics come off as thirsty fuckbois fishing for compliments who are unaware of or don't care about where I'm at sexually. If I want to see your dick, I'll ask.

>>18026873
Girls don't get off to dick pics.

Send her a picture of your yacht if you want to turn her on

Theoretically even underage b&.
There's no cut off mate, you can get with any kind of chick you want, you'll just have to search harder for some than others.

But if you're offering money, there's plenty of young college drop outs looking for sugar daddies.

>>18026850
wat?

>>18026859
is the question too weird?

>>18026855
my question is she feeling natural attraction, not buying her shit.

>>18026843
>the shop starts working worse and worse
>the money doesnt come in as much as it used to
>my dad lends more money from Bob without my mom knowing (with interest)
>life is harder, can barely afford food (there were days when my mom and dad didnt eat lunch because we were short on cash)
>my mom couldnt afford a pair of jeans for my little brothers' prom night, so our aunt bought them for him
>my sister moved to another city
>thats where she met her current boyfriend
>its kinda easier to live now that we have one mouth less to feed
>her boyfriend is somewhat wealthy
>last year, my dad gets a new, much better paying job
>my mom notices that my dad is still paying off cash to Bob
>she confronts him, but he ignores her
>so my dad borrows a lot of money from my sisters' boyfriend, without my sister or my mom knowing to pay Bob off
>when my sister found out, she ignored my dad for more than 2 months
>my mom also told me that my dad used to go around neighborhood and ask our neighbors for some money to pay of Bob's debt
>by now i figured out that Bob is a loanshark
>my dad gets fired a last week
>somehow, Bob finds out that my dad is fired, even tho we literally told no one
cont.

>>18026880
>be today
>my mom and dad get into an argument about debts and Bob
>my dad wont tell my mom how much he owes to Bob
>we also have a large bill for electricity and water
>my mom even hits my dad a few times
>talked with both of them
I dont know what to do, my dad tells me that all he did, he did for us, so that we could live normally. He told me that the debt is around 3200 euros and that he payed it all off, and the next time he sees Bob, he is going to tell him to fuck off
My mom told me that my dad is a liar, a jerk and a crook. And that i shouldnt believe a single word he told me. She also probably wants to divorce him now. This has taken a huge toll on me, i dont know what to do, and on whoms side should i be? Sure, my dad is a liar, but i do believe that all he did, he did for us, and he is my father after all... But my mom is still right, she told me that he screwed over my sister, by borrowing money from her boyfriend and so is he gonna screw over me and my little brother in the future.
What do?

this is an 18+ website. you're an adult, move the fuck out and don't loan them any money.