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I just turned 18 not 2 weeks ago. I was wondering if its legal to view hentai (Japanese anime pornographic material) online in Texas. In many, the people doing the acts are said to be 16, or 17, but they have the bodies of an adult. I'm in no way talking about prepubescent children depicted in pornographic cartoons, but rather grown-looking ones that are said to be teenagers. I'm terrified of infringing any Texas pornographic laws, so any help would be greatly appreciated. Thank you.

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Recently, this girl I'm talking to purchased a dog even though I told her excessive fur bothers me and it flares up my anxiety. Clearly, she didn't listen and that's another story... but...

Also, I've been to many houses where all you smell is dog. It's on the couch, and it's on people's clothes and hands, and it's in the air. It smells like wet ass.... and frankly, when I see profiles and women who say that you must like pets in order to date them, in this specific case, I think it's hilarious and it's kind of offensive because many homes that are overrun by dogs smell pretty bad.

Are people really oblivious to this smell? It has actually turned me away from dating several women because when I walk through the door the smell hits me in the face. You can even smell it on their clothes and they act like it's not a problem.

Are you serious? I can't even comfortably sit on some people's the couches because it smells like dog ass lol.

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Im living in my car in sacramento, im debation trying to make some money "selling my mouth", does anyone else know how to make some money real quick?

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What are tricks you guys like to use in the boudoir when you are with a woman (or man) to make them crazy with desire?
>massage
>lightly nibbling neck and earlobe
>lifting them and wrapping their legs around my torso

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I'll try to be quick. So I've been talking to this chick for a few months now. I have a decent "pin" on her for the most part and know that she's the type of person who tries to appear as if they are deep and full of substance, but really she's just full of effort. Anyways, I was talking to her recently. And made a joke telling her that I called her the most sarcastic person ever to one of my friends. She asked me if I was being for real and I told her yes (naturally when it was clear I sold this I was going to tell her I was just kidding).

Anyways this blows up into her asking me why I would joke like that, and I reassured her that I didnt think she was really sarcastic, I was just making a joke from earlier on in the conversation. She then tells me she dosent like me doing this, and I ask her why, and she says because its deceptive. I tell her that its the point of the joke to try and deceive, but that she would never be in the dark about it for more than like one minute, and on top of that she even knew that I wasent being serious so I didnt see what the big deal was

This leads to her saying she sees things in me that she dosent like. And then calls me deceptive and says that I'm always quick to defend myself. She then admits that I've never been deceiving to her aside from jokes (which she makes it clear she dosent like), but then tells me that I dont need to change based on what she's saying.

I tell her that the jokes are harmless, and protest that me not making the jokes because she dosent like them (even though they are completely harmless, and never cross any lines) would basically me be censoring myself. This loop continues for a while then I say that I think in her heart of hearts she dosent think I'm deceiving. She calls me for attempted gaslighting, and I tell her I was just telling her my opinion. It ends with her claiming there was no difference between me saying what I think and me actually trying to gaslight her.

Am I crazy? Am I sperging out?

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the frenulum on my penis broke and didn't heal properly. it kind of just fused itself to my foreskin. it also left a white spot on the tip of my penis and foreskin, which I've read is apparently scar tissue. it doesn't hurt or anything (now). should I be worried?

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I've been chatting with this girl online for a couple days now. It seems like we both like eachother, (friendship wise, maybe more who knows), we share a lot of personality traits, and we've been having pretty length conversations on various topics, from TV shows to treatment of women in day to day life to ancient greek philosophy.

On Saturday night I send her a message continuing off a message she wrote, just in the chain of conversation, a few minutes after her response, as normal, and nothing.

Since then nothing, but she recently posted a thing on her site where she talks about someone she's talking to online who she's really happy to have met and loves conversations with them.

I'm assuming that's me, but I don't know if that's a fair assumption to make or not, but because of the radio silence I don't really know how to take it.

My working assumption is that she's been busy, she's also been sick so she might just be working on that, and as such hasn't been really in the get on computer mood.

For that reason I haven't sent any emails, but I'm wondering if I should, maybe like tomorrow or something, and if I do, what should I say? Just what I want, which is in the vein of "hey haven't heard from you in a few days, how you doing?" or something else, or just don't say anything?

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I don't know who to talk to or what to do, but I guess I'll start here. Last night, while on a car ride home I was trying to listen to music and nod off, and then suddenly my body starting feeling weird. I was listening to music, but it felt weird to listen to. I wasn't feeling anything from it. After a minutes and when I got home, I noticed I wasn't feelings any emotions whatsoever. No happiness, no sadness, nothing. I inflicted anxiety upon myself after eating a pot brownie that led to a panic attack last June. And now I barely felt anxiety. I haven't spoken to my family about this, but they do think, along with some doctors, though not officially diagnosed, that I may be a hypochondriac. I'm constantly worrying and freaking out about any little problem that arises. But even now, I find it hard to worry about this. It's hard to freak out about my current situation when I could barely express any emotion. Any attempt to feel good or laugh feel forced, but not totally false.

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Great ways to ask a girl to prom? Pic related

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I don't know why, but plain women who are slightly chubby are very attractive to me. Is this a psychological affliction or normal? Should I try to form a relationship w/ a gorgeous gal? I don't like them at all..

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Help pls... This last tooth is my newish wisdom Tooth. I recently was able to get back there and clean it properly as it was insanely soar and difficult to move my jaw. After removing plaque I see these dark brown lines... Are they cavities or staining? I do drink and have been drinking coke a lot, this is the only tooth like this

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I've felt nothing for the past three to four days. I'm struggling with major depression and have been on meds for over a month and a half. I see a counselor once a week. I came to the conclusion yesterday evening that I'm no different than how I was before the short stay at the psychiatric hospital- with the exception that I can't feel. I'm going through the motions and have desire or drive to do things other than that I'm supposed to. What kind of living is this? When will this feeling nothing go away? I miss being me before people knew about my suicidal attempt. At least then I could feel, even if it was deep sorrow.

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I can distinguish the two from one another when I hear it, but they sound really similar to me, and I can't put my finger on it as to what makes them different

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Help me out guys. I was caught with weed a few months ago and my court date is coming up in a week. I want to know what to expect and/or how fucked I am. I'm 19 and in Alabama.

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I don't really know what I'm asking. But, I guess I'm seeing anyone has any input..

You know how some guys have yellow, and how some girls are into niggers? That's there thing? For me, it seems to be European women. Everytime I'd talk to one it makes me feel so excited, like I just could talk to them for hours... which sucks.. because Im an American, and I don't see me being able to move to Europe in the next 6 years if that even were to happen. Girls here in the USA just seem boring to me. Ever since the first time I went to Europe and met people there 3 years ago, I just can't connect with American girls. I've given them a try, but I dunno, I just don't like them? I don't have any interest in dating them Tbh.

Anyone else feel like this?