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I want to fuck my niece, but I'm afraid of the consequences.
She is 20, I'm 23. I'm basically a shut in, kissless virgin and she is pretty much a slut, who only has only male friends (I think she has fucked the majority of them) and does hard drugs (she told me she does cocaine and methamphetamine). She is a pretty irresponsible person, but she's chill af.
Sometimes, but rarely, we smoke weed together. We get along just fine, but I don't see her as a parent, more like an acquaintance/loose friend.

The fact is she is sexy as hell, and I think she sees me as a decent looking dude and knowing how slutty she is I'm thinking on making a move, even just asking her to fuck damn. Am I insane? Is this a stupid idea?

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Hey guys. I need advice on something you might find funny.

I'm born and raised in a third world shithole. A very fucked up country with horrible living standarts in Asia. I've been to Europe, tasted civilization, lived there for a year on student exchange, but came back home.

Ever since I came back, I'm depressed because of how bad my life was and is.

I'm thinking: if I start using antidepressants, will I stop giving a fuck? I came to a point where I wake up and feel stressed because I'm stuck here, because I'm not able to live in Europe.

Please, answer only this question, try not to give advice on how to move abroad because I've eliminated all options. It's certain that I'll be stuck here.

tl;dr depressed because have to live in a third world hellhole, will I stop caring if I start using antidepressants?

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>put my 2 weeks notice in
>coworker flirts with me a lot, everyone notices
>told him im leaving soon, he seems sad
>he says he wants me to stay
>he tells my coworker to ask me if "I want the D"
>im pretty sure he likes me but only sexually
>dumb question but he's really comfortable with me im assuming (by the way he flirts)
>is it possible he wants an actual relationship or just sex
>im just assuming what he told my other coworker was a dumb question he didn't mean (he couldn't even ask me to my face)
>should I fuck him and not expect a relationship just from his dumb comment "do I want the D"
>we're young (legal) so im assuming he was just being stupid and wants an actual relationship, he genuinally flirts with me, not just sexually

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Hello.
I hate my life. Absolutely hate it. I can't seem to catch a break.
I'm always broke, whatever I try to do backfires and leaves me humiliated. My car hardly works, I hate it.
I'm employed(more like indebted) to my filthy rich uncle(who has been confirmed as the richest man in a largely populated western city ), but every time I finish any job he lays out for me he criticizes me, then refuses to pay me the full agreed upon price.

My fucking bullshit family decided that I should take care of my three triplet nephews, because their mother disappeared to god knows where.
On top of this I'm in a highly unstable relationship with a woman that does nothing to berate me and hits on my successful cousin every chance she get out of spite for me.

I can't even afford a new pair of pants. I'm seriously at the end of my rope. I'd do better if I'd send the boys to foster care or whatever, I just don't have the heart for it.

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Im really depressed,sad and angry. Long story short, ive been alone alot. I literally have no friends, im living at my gmoms house because a tree destroyed our home from a tornado and im failing in a private school (because im 17 and i would be in the 8th grade) the only people i can say i talked to are on xbox, i made a kik to text them yet they never respond - i get left on r - and they just stop talking to me and i cant talk to any in the class because most of them are 30yr+. At this point i just want to give up on everything, im always getting talked down by everyone including my family because i do bad in school and because im not religious. My doctor prescribed me antidepressants but my mom wont let me take them because "I dont need them" im 17 and I only came here because I literally have no where else to go. My panic attacks have been intense and i can feel my heart racing and breathing fast for this weird sad feeling i have often. I just wanted to vent so sorry for this long story.

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>have recurring fuck buddy
>she gets in touch with me when she is bored of herself and we fuck/date for a couple of months til she goes back to her long-term boyfriend
>she used to be an 8/10 and out of my league
>then she got chubby and was a 7/10 and in my league
>now she's passed chubby and is a 6/10 and I am out of her league

>she just messaged me today which means she's bored of herself again

Should I smash? I'm not seeing anyone at the moment so I'm free in that regard, but this girl is now less attractive to me than she's ever been. We get along super well but I don't think we will ever manage to be straight up friends without sexual tension getting in the way so that's not really an option.

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How come girls wear trousers all the time but get bitchy if their boyfriends/husbands wear a skirt or wear makeup?

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How do I find at least a little purpose in life?

Up until now my life has been completely unremarkable except for the fact that most of my life I've been alone. People simply don't seem interested in talking to me and I can't find the courage to talk to strangers on a casual level. I'm not autistic or anything and I want to believe I'm not ugly but it just seems like people simply don't want to acknowledge my existence. I've got no friends and I spend most if not all of my time playing videogames and ignoring my studies. I've got zero motivation to succeed because I haven't once tasted what it's like to enjoy life. My life has only been a depressing series of events, starting with losing my father at 13. I haven't got a single shred of life experience, no happy times I can recall back to, and no family members to share my feelings with because they don't care to begin with.

I'm 20 now, in my third year of community college pursuing a field I know I will be absolutely mediocre in. I just want someone to talk to but nobody seems interested in what I have to say or how I feel. It feels like I'm completely invisible to other people. I'm absolutely miserable. None of my dreams will ever come true and I will end up spending the short time I have on this earth living a nonexistent life unless I can find direction in my life.

I'm blogging here like a whiny faggot because I've got nowhere else. 4chan has been my only friend for as long as I can remember.

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>tfw almost every thread here is about relationships

Am I really the only one here who doesn't care about this shit? I'm certainly not asexual or anything, and maybe some day I will seek a wife, but I'm perfectly happy alone and based on all the bullshit I see on this thread (and irl, as well as all through popular culture) I really don't understand why people bother. Nothing but drama and complication imo. My own life is complicated enough without having to share in another person's complications.

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I'm blue about the state of the country. Everything is so chaotic and people are getting violent and just increasing this dividing rhetoric. My personal life is fine, but this has been sucking up my attention. Am I overreacting?

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Hear me out. I'm not completely delusional. Just don't know how to play this out.

So I'm 21, a GUY, in my last year of college, and she's 20. Now, I've had my fair share of shit go down in my life, in all senses, but I realise I very much come across as an innocent guy most of the time. Especially around the cast for the play I'm in. So this is my second year in it, about half the people are the same from last year. It's this lesbian girl's second year in the cast too. I never got to know her THAT well last year, but I at least made a good impression on her from afar.

This year she started being a lot more friendly with me. Started out entirely innocently, but lately she's been doing subtle things that I think she's doing to sexually frustrate me a tiny bit.

Firstly, as background, she IS lesbian but apparently she's hooked up with close guy friends in the past a few times for fun. Actually one guy is in the cast, he's straight, and they act very coupley and flirty but they aren't a couple. Just friends basically. It's seemingly just for fun and shit. I talked to him once about it and he said he's not sure exactly how straight she is but they have hooked up before.

(Cont on first post)

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TL;DR: Is it common for people in dating/dating-esque situations to just be really selfish?

22, M

So my FWB/casual something-or-other silently went official and exclusive with the guy she was apparently actually dating. And when I say FWB, it wasn't just sex. It was spending time together, going out, talking intimately, really passionate sex, introducing me to her friends, etc. We'd talked feelings and agreed we both wanted to continue to see each other casually and I'd talked about wanting to be more but also wanting to feel things out. She used my feelings and lied to me about their relationship so I'd keep fucking her. I felt pretty used.

Even more, I'm starting to be really afraid of intimacy. I just don't want to put that level of trust in women anymore. It made me realize that everything has broken down in the past for me because the girl acted selfishly or failed to communicate, usually both.

>Girl, 19, changes birth control and suddenly decides she doesn't want to date me anymore because hormones
>Girl, 28, manipulates me into helping her cheat on her wife
>Girl, 19, decides that at the first argument she wants to actively avoid me and stand me up instead of addressing the problem
>Girl, 25, after a great date, co-sleeping, and talking about how she wants to be long term, breaks up with me over the phone suddenly because of anxiety she had never brought to my attention
>Girl, 21, uses my developing feelings and lies about a developing relationship for sex

Is this just how things are? Are there better women out there?

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So I replied to a work from home job offer.
Its pretty easy, they send me parcels, I relabel them, someone picks them up on friday. I get 500 $ a week.
Is this legit or am I being scammed big time?

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So /Adv/, I met a girl two weeks ago at a party that I really like (I will call her 'B'). I saw B again on Friday with her friend who I already knew and I gave them both a hug and said hello and told them I would see them later (the party was on a beach and this was on the pathway leading there).
Later on I was having a smoke and talking with B and my friend who was wingmaning me, B had told me that she was getting some weed on Monday and she wanted us to smoke with her. My friend then asked her if she liked anyone here and she said that she doesn't know, then he asked her what she thought about me. She said that I was cute and then went off to dance.
I didn't see much of her for a bit because I started talking with another girl (I will call this girl 'D') who I was just talking trying to talk to but she had asked me about four times if I wanted to kiss(she only really said "do you want to like?" And I responded "what?" And then kept talking), I was talking to her for about 30 minutes and didn't know how to just walk off. D's friend came up to us and told her that they were leaving in five minutes, so my friend started yelling out "KISS" to me. So I went in for it even though I didn't really want to.
After that I went to my friend who was talking to B at this point and she had seen me and D girl kiss, B didn't really seem happy. She asked if she could call an Uber off of my phone and then left, I ended up leaving about 10 minutes after that.
When I was talking to my friend, he said that when he was talking to B he asked if D and I should have kissed already, she said yes. (1/2)

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>can't afford any college except community college
>my state only has 7 CCs and they're all terrible in terms of quality
>can't afford out-of-state CC tuition

What can I even do? I'm not going to just keep living with my parents.