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>>18028791
If you are a girl, you are not a robot

If you have a boyfriend/girlfriend you are not a robot

You're as bad as those other 'fembots' you just don't realize it

Go put the effort in to get friends normie

This is really uninteresting bait

>>18028797
I've been on there before I even got one, doesn't really matter. Just because I have a boyfriend doesn't make me a normie, I'm pretty far from it tbqh

Youngest child here. Oldest siblings are always over protective miserable shitd. Piss off and do your own shit.

They have no incentive to change, so why will they? Unless your parents tell them to fuck off they're not going to address their behavior.

>>18028817
>see a response to my thread on the advice board
>be happy
>it's a fucking shitpost

Every time. Thanks for the bump.

>>18028764
Whether you have an affinity for people or not, you have to find a group or you will fail so push that out of your head. Don't even think about it. The actions you need to take are 1. Go to class 2. Identify a group of people 3. Tell them you have to find a new group and ask them if you can join 4. Repeat until you find a group. Whether you're sweating the fucking niagra falls while you do it, or they're all laughing at you all that matters is a "Yes or No". If by some unlikely turn of events every group says No then explain to your teacher and if you can't get a satisfactory resolution, go over their heads. Go to the department head or even the dean. Document all attempts to rectify this and do your part. Here's your advice now go forth.

>can I join you
>no we're full

>can I join you
>no we're full

>can I join you
>no we're full

>can I join you
>no we're full

>can I join you
>no we're full

>can I join you
>no we're full

>can I join you
>no we're full

this is getting somewhere wow

Femanons are great for sex but not for much else to be honest.

Dated a girl from /b/ years ago and one from /r9k/ last year.

They're sort of messed up in the head. They need really degrading sex on some instinctive level because they hate themselves.

The ones to really watch out for though are the cosplayers.

>>18028751
>The ones to really watch out for though are the cosplayers.
Yep. Especially avoid any woman who goes to lolcow. Extremely promiscuous, obsessed with drama.

>>18028669
That's what I'm doing right now. My cc is about $100 per credit, so no more than $1600 per semester if you even take that many classes. The 4 year college I'll transfer to will be about $5000 a semester.

You do your lower level coursework at the cc and then transfer it to the 4 year. Assuming you fulfill the degree requirements, you'll get an associates first from the cc and then a bachelor's from the 4 year.

>>18028669
People tell me to do this too, but I want the full college experience, I don't want to get to know people and then have to leave them 2 years later.

>>18028669
at any 4 year college you have to do 2 years of generals before you can officially declare a major and take the required courses to complete it

generals don't typically have anything to do with your degree so it doesn't matter where you take them but the average in state tuition cost for 2 years of college at a university is like $25,000

you could complete the same classes at a community college for probably $5000

plus the classes are easier at CC so you save $20,000 and you'll be able to transfer to the college of your choice with those awesome CC grades to complete your actual degree

the diploma doesn't say you went to community college for 2 years, and you can use your $20,000 in savings to buy a bitchin car and be the big man on campus

>>18028653
Go for it

>>18028653
Run

Personally I think the age gap is a bit big for someone your age, but sure go for it if you like him.

>>18028641
You sound like me

I watch anime, shitpost, and feel suicidally lonely.

>>18028645
Yep, that's basically my situation. I thought having some money would help, but I feel worse than ever now.

I don't think I'd make as much as I'm making now doing anything else where I live, but I don't even know where/how to begin looking for something else, let alone looking outside of my city/state.

I just feel like I have no direction, and am destined to be trapped here forever. That, combined with a lack of social interaction is making me very, very unhappy.

It doesn't make a huge difference working the day shift, either. Sure, there's people around, but usually not the kind you'd want to meet or associate with. There doesn't seem to be that mid-level anymore once you're an adult. I'm 25 and resigned from my cart attendant job last year after my mom passed because of exactly that; the reality that I was going nowhere set it with it and crushed my self-worth.
What I meant by "no mid-level" is that either you should be what most consider a normie on here or you should have found your group of nerds and accept the fact that you're weird. If you're still struggling with this at such a late point in your youth, it's not enticing to new acquaintences. Fucked up my chances at making any new buddies before I left and get another job while quitting like you're supposed to.

The only luck you're really going to have is probably going back and trying to rekindle old connections that never really became friendships and such. This may sound desperate but we're losing options by the day.

Run into a door head first and KO. Or choke yo self out haha.

>>18028644
I would, but I need to be functional enough to carry out my job. It's easy manual labour work, so it's not so demanding on the mind.

meditation will help with your problem, though I wouldn't describe it as making your mind numb

>>18028625
do it you won't regret it

>>18028625
Move out. You'll never go back. The freedom will do wonders for your personality and confidence.

Use your student loans to get a place with at least one other roommate (preferably a friend but anyone doesnt matter)

Paying about 550 for all utilities included in a big house with 2 friends.

Dont pay more than that especially if the utilities are not included. Roommates can be found on kijiji. Should start looking around now but you'll have until end of May.

Just don't move out if you have to seriously work while going to school. Get your student loan or parents to pay. Working and studying will make you miserable.

On your student loan, write that you'll be living far away from parents and how much rent you'll be paying. They usually give you a bit for it.

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>>18028818
I'm a little worried about lying on my loans. How realistic is it that the gov't will find out and put me in shit? I'm not too worried about incurring a lot of loans since I plan to use the province's Graduate Retention to forgive about 20k.

I have friends that are a couple who will likely get their own place soon, my best plan is to crash with them.

Working while studying isn't so bad while living at home, generally I do around 20 hrs/week. Will I need more?

>>18028615
It means you're cute

I wish I was cute.

Just that, cute. If you always get called cute and never hot, chances are you're no model but just a nice looking, attractive guy girls can see themselves falling for.

It means that they find some of your traits attractive, but not really enough attractive to be a potential partner.

>>18028608
*of who you have them with
Looks like it's also making me retarded

>>18028608
I would suggest going back on he pill for now. I wouldn't rush into it as you'll probably just end up a single mom who may or may not get child support if you do.
Or you could have my babies I don't have a job yet though so I hope you got cash hahaha

>>18028608
If you need to be filled, I can do that for you, free of charge.

>>18028564
Passive aggression.

Or hell just try to get them to fuck each other and potentially fired or something idk.

>>18028564
You've posted this story before, haven't you?
If it makes you this upset, and it's totally out of your power to compete in the looks department, then you shouls really quit.
Don't be jealous of her, it's everyones ideal job to barely have to do anything, take all the credit and have your ass kissed on top of it.
Find a company/business where you are actually happy.

>>18028571
wdym passive aggressive what can I even do?
Also, she takes advantage of this knowing it fucks me over...

It means you don't complain about yourself and make the other pieces of shit remember how shitty they are.

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>>18028524
To have self esteem is to think you're good enough. So someone who has self esteem walks right into the book store and asks the cute retail employee "where can I find books on chess strategies?". Where as someone who has no self esteem will only be thinking of doing that and be giving themselves a panic attack while doing just that, and then just probably staying home and trying to find chess strategies on the internet. Strategies he will probably never use in real life because he doesn't see him self as worthy enough (note: this is where self worth comes into play). Meanwhile I'm sure almost every person who knows how to play chess would love to talk chess with your and give you some of their time to have a game. But the person with no self worth or self esteem will never do this. How does this person gain these things? Through practice. Just pushing ones self through the uncomfortable until he sees he's an complete and utter imbecile for thinking people care one iota about his own insecurities. People have enough time worrying about their own, and the rest don't think of the such at all.

it means knowing your own value , so that you don't rely on the opinions of others to evaluate yourself. you aren't dependent on others liking you or praising you to feel good about yourself.

you can deal with rejection from a woman because you're not measuring yourself by the woman's opinion of you ... you know that you have worth regardless of how this one woman perceives you.

I've been trying to find ways that are nice and discreet. I wouldn't want anyone to find me and/or clean up my dead body. Also I was thinking I should take care of all my bills, debt, and anything financial related before deciding to finally off myself.

Any suggestions?

I've been thinking about this. I would probably wait until my parents were dead, then I'd save up $20-30k and just blow it on vacations and food and whatever else I want. Then when it all runs out I would kill myself with a helium tank.

I want to die because life brings no pleasure. There will always be a distance between myself and others. The accomplishments I could achieve just don't seem fulfilling. It just isn't worth it.

>>18028453
My friends step dad jumped off a cliff into the ocean they think. Was missing for 2months then they found a hip bone on he shore a mile away from cliffs matching his DNA. This cliff led to shallow water with a rock bottom so the fall would have killed him and the tide took his body away.
It's hit or miss whether or not you wash up on a beach though.

>>18028433
Penetrate*

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gund lunk

>>18028497
Can you tell me what full sex is like?