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Send her to a Christian boarding school

What'd you catch them doing? When I was 15 my friend's parents thought we were gay because of how much i went over there and stayed the night, but really we just played video games and shared porn.

>>18080208
What was this thing that was "very wrong"?

> using chad and beta unironically
> going to university for a major that will guarantee unemployment
Not much you can do desu.

>>18080187
Well you're already hopelessly narcissistic and insecure and overcompensating so I'd say your well on your way!

>>18080193
true. "chad" doesn't exist. your definition of chad has only a few consistencies with other peoples' definition of chad. again, it's just a meme.
from another angle: today's chads are tomorrows normies. social views change and it's not worth trying to keep up with the trends. find ideologies and passions that resonate with you and keep pursuing them. be vocal about it. as a bonus, women only bother with guys who have strong passions and are confident/content about their interests.

>>18080187
what are you trying to change? it sounds like you've been building a wide array of interests. if you can talk about your interests in an interesting way (anecdotes, parallels, history lessons, etc), you're ready for women. learn how to tell a good story, you already have a large pool of interests to pull from. it's not your "beta" interests, it's how you present them. no interest is inherently beta (unless putting pussy on a pedestal is a hobby, which is very beta)

remember, the 20 year olds around you are just as experienced/inexperienced at life as you. you'll only see this looking back. everyone is stressing to get a grip on their life and worldviews. the girls your age are chasing guys that are fun and have-it-figured-out.

all that means you just have to "make it look easy". find cool social activities or plan them yourself and invite people to go on adventures with you. don't bitch and whine about bullshit that doesn't matter. if you speak, speak with firm conviction (especially about your interests). if you want others to take you seriously, you start with yourself.

my best pro-tip for your age is to find lots of cool social things to do or events to attend. no one cares as much about your interests as they do about having fun. conversation will happen anyway. if you are the person setting up mini-adventures to facilitate that free-flowing tendency for people to chitchat, you become the cool/fun guy.

The thing is, it doesn't have to be either-or. You CAN have both a fulfilling job and a fulfilling relationship. Pursuing one thing in life will almost never make you properly happy.

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>>18078523
>It feels like, there's 2 parts of me. One that craves "adult" success, and the other "child" version of me that craves pure genuine fun like that?

iktfb

when i'm in adult mode I eat healthy, hit the gym, socialize, etc. but sometimes it gets too be too much and I need to go full degenerate for a little while.

>>18078542
I didn't say either or. I can do both!!
But I just feel too old for it, and I'm scared of it not happening...

same thing happened to me but with a girl who's not in a relationship
>in the morning all fine after a night of passionate kissing
>in the evening no response
>i ask what's up
>she says "i dont want a relationship not now"
>you are going too fast (even thought she was the overly-emotional one in this case)

idk what im gonna do tbqh

She meant to sent that message to Chad, not you,

>>18081562
Shoulda smashed

I wouldn't say they are responsible, but rather that they concurred for the fact to happen.

It's not like they thought "oh, i'll sleep here where my wallet can be stolen"... The responsibility is for the drinking, not for the deed.

Now, you said people that kiss another person that isn't the bf or gf, in that case there was a conscious decision to kiss that person, so it doesn't apply to the same rule as being raped or stolen because of a black out.

Bump

tl;dr if your girlfriend got way too drunk and got raped, would you stay with her?

>>18081649

If a drunk person is smart enough to realize not to cheat, aren't they also responsible for being smart enough to not drink too much?

>>18080809

how old are you?

you didn't have 'many hardships' you had what everyone had: a break up.

she was not the love your life. you consider her so because you just lost her but you'll say that about most any girl you date.

>>18080814
I am 30, she is 25.

>>18080809
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-3124540/I-m-addicted-sugar-daddies-Woman-reveals-dumped-fiance-loved-rich-older-men.html

>>18080735
the way I see it you have 3 viable options.

1. Just be fucking honest. People say honesty is the best policy and it's true. May not always feel like it in the moment, but an honest life is a good life. She might be able to make hygiene changes after you bring it up, and she will actually be grateful you said something in the long run.

2. Man up and deal with it. "Her pussy smells bad. Wahhhh." Fucking grab your balls and remind yourself you're a man and fucking pleasure your woman. Put up with the odor. You'll eventually get used to it.

3. Continue to make excuses and avoid doing it.

1 or 2 sound the best to me, pick whichever one you're gonna be able to pull off.

>>18080735
If she gets offended just for you pointing the obvious, that is a "red alert": leave her stat!
>as >>18080774 said, but I prefer n.1

Or be a man and don't eat pussy. Putting your mouth to her fuckhole is more degrading than getting forcefully facefucked by another dude.

>>18081419
almost everyone is boring OP
that means you too

>>18081450
Ok.
Any concrete advice?

>>18081456
mmm

If I was in your shoes

I would either quit trying to find a penpal because it looks boring
Or I would start up conversations with strangers about edgy topics, just to see what happens.

Also, mmm the most interesting thing about penpal-ing / talking to strangers online in general to me is the possibility that I could portray myself as a completely different person to these strangers if I wanted
I usually find it really interesting to assume completely different personas on my numerous online accounts - its interesting to see the different reactions you get. Act mean & gruff to one person, ironic and dryly sarcastic to another, etc.

Maybe thats an edgy thing to do but it gives me a nice thrill

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>>18081418

>Is it possible to fuck a girl in her ass and vagina at the same time using a strapon?

I think convincing a girl to have sex with your autistic ass is achievement enough. Don't fly too close to the sun, sperglord.

>>18081418
Do it, Vid it and share dude.

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>>18081426
>implying my gf cares that I'm an autistic sperglord

ayy lmao that's not fucking normal
set yourself straight my man

Yes
You should also stop abusing meth so much
That shit directly damages seratonin receptors in your brain when you use it excessively, you're actively preventing your brain from feeling pleasure in the future.

>>18081305
I can't help myself, I have no desire to when I could just go for a drive and get something that will alter my reality.

Like I used to have the worst anxiety, I couldn't do anything, I couldn't look people in the eyes, I had to leave my job because of it, (I was a male nurse)

Now I can literally do or say anything to anyone but I actually want help because I know I can't help myself.

There is no rehab in my town etc.

>>18081312
I could count how many times i've used meth on both hands, speed does the exact same thing. I know all this I am a nurse but there's a difference between knowing it's killing you and caring about it.

>>18081294
>the color of my skin

NIGGER

>>18081294
I have the same problem! Bit I think, if you try to hard, then it won't work! Just don't think about it you'll eventually get one!

>>18081294
be born attractive.

Obviously you can't do that. Just become content with loneliness, there are other things to do in life besides having a gf. Stop being so needy and stubborn. Life could be worse, she could have been born without legs, or a retard.

>>18081116
>Is 25 years too old to go to College?
Not at all, I would say for some matter it's even better

By that I mean that most students that roll in right after secondary school rarely pay any attention or gain knowledge from courses apart from passing tests for the sake of it

You can couple your own experience with courses, you'll probably understand some things better

>>18081116


Yes.

Of course not. I've seen people as old as 50 taking college courses.

>>18081116

Why was the file deleted? There was nothing NSFW about it

>>18081090
Just apply for the PhD, unless money isn't a problem for you.
> PhD is free
> you can opt out of the PhD program in 2 years time and get a free master's
> your undergraduate degree matters to a certain extent, but what matters the most are your research experiences

>>18081096
I'm going to go for industry experience first and save some money, I want to start a business and was thinking a MBS would help prepare me for the ins and outs, also I could help consult for other companies and do research and development, Would that hinder me when pursuing a PhD?

>>18081102
Ah, okay. Looks like I kind of misunderstood your question. That sounds like a good plan, but I don't believe a PhD will add any more value to you if you plan on doing consulting.

"it's noisy here. Fancy a walk?"

Its all about the mojo baby

>>18081056
It's getting kind of crowded and hot in here, wanna get out for some air?

Then she says "I kind of like it in here" and you die a bit inside as you put on your jacket and cry on your way home to hang yourself or, alternatively, masturbate.

>>18081006
There are two things usually dangling from the base of your penis that are called balls.

Locate them, insert them back in your scrotum then tell your girlfriend
"I no longer love you, it's over".

Maybe you should tell that to the slag ex that is currently booty calling you too.

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>>18081015
>This triggers the feminist

>35 y/o
>can't properly break up with a gf

Pull up those big boy pants and don't cry when your life crumbles down after you chose your ex. An ex is an ex for a reason no?