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>>18174568
Think up something besides a shitty gaming channel.

>>18174568

>how the ufck are we supposed to make it

you're not. you say that like EVERYONE is supposed to 'shine through the billion other mundane bullshit channels out there'.

Do something fresh and original. You can't reasonably hope to stand out from all the mundane bullshit by producing more mundane bullshit.

>>18174564
Go no fap. If it's still there the obvious thing to do next is visit a physician. Does it hurt at all? How often do you fap a day?

>>18174570
No, it doesn't hurt. But I'll glance down and see there's blood. I go once a day.

>>18174564
If you're still a virgin then it's no STD.


Calm down a little, did you took some drug that made you horny as fuck?
>>18174574
Could be a medical condition as well.

Yeah you're kind of a dick. Try to appreciate that someone is expressing sympathy/care for you, even if you're not a fan of the particular mode of expression.

Also, this is a glaring sign that she's into you. Getting nurturing is a really, really big hint. Reconsider how she treats you, it sounds like she has a crush.

>>18174576
And for the record, not trying to say that this means that you should take them up on these offers, particularly if you have no romantic interest.

But many people like to take on a vaguely parental role for someone they like. It has nothing to do with insinuating that they would not work something out on their own. I'm sure that if you date a girl you like to "take care of her" in some ways, without that being condescending, just an expression of tenderness and affection.

These women are essentially trying to wriggle their way to a more intimate and romantically charged level of interaction. Exactly because it would technically not be necessary or socially expected, they just want to go the extra mile for you.

>>18174563
You're a dick, allow people to help you

Do all that you can, get that abortion. You guys would be terrible parents and that kid will grow up and be a leech on society

what happens if you abort?
what happens if you don't?

a lot of women never recover from the trauma they get from killing their unborn child, so maybe you will ruin your life anyway

>>18174527
thicc thigh probs.

exercise could help

nothing to be ashamed of though. just buy more pants.

Buy quality jeans

When it wears through just sew a patch over it.

Because personality disorders suck you in and ruin your own life.

>>18174521
Because unstable partner = unstable relationship.

And no one needs more instability in their life.

>>18174521
because those people will fuck your life up.

self fulfilling prophecy

might as well read your horoscopes

>>18174469
horoscopes are bullshit

>>18174440
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Confirmation_bias

>>18174417

no.

>>18174417
>dating another guys girl for him while he fucks her at night

lol @ your life. If anythings gonna happen with her it would be a quick and dirty session, not a date you QUEER.

>>18174442
sorry I dont want to date her I just want to bang her, id ask her to go get drinks or buy a bottle of wine or something

>>18174409
You are looking for extremely specific advice.
Unfortunately I am not able to help you if not by bumping this thread.

>>18174409
Maybe ask /r9k/? They call it neetbux

>>18174416
That's fair, I suppose it is very specific. I just feel like a lot of people are on disability who don't really need to be, and then others can't get on it.

>>18174402
Start filming him. After having collected some evidence, tell him you'd like to start recording the classes to improve. He must not know that you already have some evidence of him being unprofessional.

His attitude should change while being recorded as he can get fired because of that kind of behavior.

>>18174402
Give him a bad review on those teacher review sites

>>18174402
just go along with it
if it's not funny anymore, make it funny again
when he makes fun of you, make fun of him
he very likely doesn't mean anything by it, just thicken your skin and don't be a pussy

>>18174385
It doesn't make much sense medically.

Also, I would urge you to reconsider, any psychoactive drug has powerful negative consequence if assumed by a person who does not need them (mood swings, rage, insomnia, depression, impotence, etc etc).

If you are hoping to increase your focus with it, but are normal without, nobody will ever want you to have them because we know how little we know about them, but we know they have heavy risks.
Consider improving your lifestyle first: exercise, sleep 8hrs, eat healthy, stop smoking and assuming drugs, etc etc.

Be careful man, my brothers got a script, he's on Vyvanse now an extended release version, it works for him but he can't focus or have the energy for shit without it. I'm a recovering opiate addict, shit fucked my life and I was careful and smart about it... Until I wasn't, and couldn't control it

>>18174385
Btw, just being a bit cynical, you literally sound like an idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about, which is an additional reason for which you really should not push this retarded idea to completion.

Take the compliment and move on with your pathetic life

>>18174374

You're pretty paranoid to come to a message board because your BF looked one time. How the fuck would we know if he's looking at the girl or just smiled because he cut a nice fart?

Your paranoia will make him leave more, will make every guy leave more. Have some fucking trust, but have your trust build over time.

Every straight guy will think attractive women are attractive, doesn't matter their relationship. It's just a matter of how much, depending on how strong your relationship is.

>>18174374
How does someone make it through life being this irrational?

>>18174347

kegels.

>>18174347
The other guys had lil diks

>>18174347
She does kegels, other partners have standard dicks, she never inserts huge shit into her pussy, she never gave birth, or... she got an operation done.

In 4 years you spoke to 2 people

I speak to more people on the way to the grocery store in 10 minutes than you did in 4 years

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>>18174332

Yes

I am of course, referring to maintaining contact with them, i know its weird, i am a sperg by all means.

>>18174360
>>18174332

Also i dont have trouble with guys, i work with people, i am not shy or anything.

You went back to normal in what way? Back to being friends or a couple? And what the fuck are you talking about "pressure of holding a title"... are you scared of growing strong feelings for this girl, or you dont want to have any commitments to her? Get your dick sucked you fucking pathetic wimp.

>>18174290
If you are honest about your intentions and if you talk to her like a grown-up man would, I see no dick moves.
I mean, if there's the chance this is going to hurt her feelings and you are just looking for someone to fuck, okay this is a dick move. But if you like her and just couldn't deal the pressure, it's okay to try again taking things differently.

>>18174304
Harsh dude, I have tried not being a wimp all my life but it hasn't exactly worked so far.
>You went back to normal in what way? Back to being friends or a couple?
We went back to being friends.
>And what the fuck are you talking about "pressure of holding a title"... are you scared of growing strong feelings for this girl, or you dont want to have any commitments to her?
Probably both. I've been called out on having fear of commitment before. Plus there are a few societal/cultural issues I'm wasn't too confident to have to deal with. God, I just wanted someone to fool around with